South Haven High School - Ram Yearbook (South Haven, MI)

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OUR ROSY FU'I'URE CCont'dD The naiion is wondering if The rumor is frue fha! Bill Schlaack has a+ las'r realized his one ambiiion-'ro oul' play Rubinofli. Oh, how I love To saw away on fhaf fiddle of mine, says Bill. Mina Mills is 'rouring +he counfry lec'ruring on her me+hod of losing unbecoming fam' overnighl. Mina herself did ii buf she confesses she doesn'i know how. Henry Williams and Gordon Barnes bough+ our 'rhe Cenfer Theafre. They have enlarged if and have a nigh+ly vaudeville wilh Kenne+h Decker as 'rheir headliner. Kenneih pulls ha'rs oui of rabbirs. Unique! Eh! Whaf? Af+er his big hi! in +he senior play Wilbur Offner decided +o reiire. l-le is finding if a bil difficuli as 'rhe insfallmenf men have lefi him nolhing buf one chair 'ro sil' on and he's geiling 1'ired of holding his wife, Pairicia McVeigh, on his lap. Police auihorifies have been invesiigaiing +he robbery of Roberia Hoag's gold- fish. Chief Defazio had aboui given up when Franklin Ely came io 'rhe rescue and said he had 'raken +hem. I+ was discovered +ha'r he had 'raken Jrhem 'ro creafe almos- phere for his new book, l-low Many Times a Day Do Goldfish Travel The Globe? Do Chickens Lay Eggs a+ Nigh+? Naomi Niffeneger can af lasf answer This queslion afier si++ing up all nighi every nighf for a week +o observe Them. James Handley is proving 'rhal hislory repeals iiself. l-le has proved fha? Gerald Symond's cuiriing down his fa+her's cherry free on Washing+on's Birihday is his+ory repealing i+self. Bul Gerald says, There was a nice cherry up af fhe +op and l iusi couldn r lei ii go fo was1'e. Ted Pahl and James Peck are a+ lasi on fhe radio, on separaie programs. They are carrying on a feud, such as Jack Benny's and Fred Allen's years ago. Peck is scheduled fo play The Bee in his nexi performance. Don'1' forgei 'ro lislenl Doris Lich+garn has complefed her new sysfem of shorrhand which is coming info wide use. Gregg is suing her for SI0,000. Guess who has applied for a license al' 'rhe Mairimonial Bureau? Aniia Calkins and Guy Wenban. Cuie couple! Wendell OH wifh his marvelous gif? of gab has replaced Boake Carier as an oufsfanding News Commenialor on 'rhe radio. Carler says. l-le has me beai' all hollow. Junior Gould are Wheaiiesg now he is down in fhe wilds of Africa hunfing builerflies. There's To be a Town Meering in 'rhe Old Town Hall +onigh+. We'll be seeing more of +he Class of '37 Jrhere. Will you be ihere? -..24-

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OUR ROSY FUTURE TowN cnmn EAR YE! Hear Ye! Hear Ye! We hereby Transfer you To I950, ThirTeen years from Today and give you Tidings of The Class of I937, SouTh Haven High School. EdiTh FosTer and Henry Shellenbarger ThaT well known Team who replaced Jean- eTTe MacDonald and Nelson Eddy are now appearing in True Blue Harold series in Casco, Henry's home Town. Ronald Wilkinson is working as Henry's undersTudy and Cleone Fowler is EdiTh's very able helper. Harold Behrman having made his TirsT Tive million, is sTanding on The corner of ForTy Second STreeT and Broadway passing ouT dimes To passersby. Bunny Sanford was lasT heard of when he was making his debuT in New York as a Tap dancer, Klara Relia is Bunny's manager. She has arranged Tor a challenge To Henry Green, ThaT famous Tap dancer who deTeaTed Fred AsTaire. ThaT well known Team of Binder and Jerue has gone inTo The Telephone business. When They say Number Pleeze your hearT iusT melTs. ArThur Andrews, ThaT masTer mind, has developed an elecTric boaT ThaT TloaTs above waTer. He plans To go on an 80-20 basis wiTh his pal Charles Knox. John Holubar iusT Took The MammoTh Man-MounTain WinTersTein in a bouT aT The Pavilion in SouTh Haven. l'll be home Tor supper, Ma, said Johnny as he un- Tangled an arm from Louis' neck. Veryl Morgan and J Muske have aT lasT esTablished Their Idng soughT aTTer school Tor old maids. I didn'T Turn ouT so well Though as The old girls made The misTake oT esTablishing iT nexT To a home Tor old men. One nighT They found Mary McLaughlin geTTing Alfred Gibson a midnighT snack ouT of The proverbial icebox. OuT Mary wenT wiTh AlTred righT aTTer her. And ThaT is ThaT, said Jean To Veryl. Elmer Aulie has had Tive Thousand records made oT his lasT FourTh of July speech. The world is slowly dying. I - - I am The only one To save This desperaTe world. ElecT me PresidenT of The World and I will bring you ouT oT This mess. LoreTTa Brooks iusT won a Talking conTesT from Frieda Ely. LoreTTa kepT iT up Tor TwenTy-one days. When asked if iT was hard, she said, as Tresh as a daisy, No compeTiTion. IT was an easy vicTory. Edmund Ksonkewicz is holding conTesTs To see who can spell his name correcTly on The TirsT Try. So Tar Dan Szarkowski is The only successful conTesTanT. WiTh a name like mine you could spell anyThing. says Dan. -23-

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CLASS POEM -Q-7 These are our lasl days +oge+her. Our las+ days side by side: The winds of forlune are wai+ing To scarfer us lar and wide. As years go by we'll clrif+ along Farlher and farfher apart Till Jfhe only lies lhal' will bind us Are 'rhe memories locked in our hearls. The housewife, busy wilh her laslcs- The ace af his air machine- The farmer, finished wifh his chores- All pause al 'rimes 'ro dream. To dream of carefree days gone by And faces long forgol And fhe merry limes we once enioyed, And The lessons we had-7-noi. The banquel nighl will linger long Among lhese memories clear, And Commencemenl' weelc will never fade From 'rhe 'rimes we hold mos'r dear. So lel's spend lhese lasl days logelher, Reioicing, yel regrellul, loo. So we can smile and recall fhem As 'rhe happiesl days we knew. SHIRLEY RICHARD -25-