South Hadley High School - Spotlight Yearbook (South Hadley, MA)

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8 The SPOTLIGHT THE WILL VVe, the graduating class of 1933, having been proved to be in our right minds and in sound health do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament, and do bequeath the following to our heirs, successors and fellow students: Mr. Steverzs: VVe bequeath to you this comb, now, keep the hair out of your eyes. Mix: Crorf: A pair of roller skates, you seem to lack some confidence in your chaulfeurs. Mrx. Hale: Kindly accept this electric heater. Now you won't have to wear your coat around the school. Min Fleming: This megaphone, so your voice will carry in your shorthand classes. Mix: Pearce: A green hat, the people of the town are complaining, when they go riding. They think your hair is a stop light. Mr. Auld: A curling iron. This may help keep that mop of hair in place. Mis: Bachelder: A bottle of green dye to make 'that Hoover apron of yours its natural color. Mr. Lanker: A formula for Evening in Paris . Try this in your chemistry classes! We hope it will prove to smell better than that gas you have had them make all this year. Mir: Garrity: A pair of rubber heels, so you may sneak up on your classes, without sound- ing a warning. Mix: Driscoll: A hammer and screw driver. You might as well take your speedometer off as every one knows you never go over twenty miles an hour. Mir: Connell: A pair of rubber boots, for this summer, when you go strolling around your home town, Ware. Mix: Pratt: This rain proof cover for your car. Look out, Miss Pratt, it may get wet. Mr. Bofworthr This red hat, so that you may be seen in a crowd. Mr. Connor: A baseball mask for when you go golfing again. You can never tell when an accident is to occur. Mr. Foley: This gift, to show our apprecia- tion for all that you have done during the time that you were our advisor. 7 fcmitorr: These cigars in appreciation for what you have done for us in the past four years. femme Chrelien: A correspondence course on how to vamp in the French way. VVe hear you like F reach-men. Elfwin Elliron: A box of pins so that you may continue sticking people. It would be too bad to have you run out of them. Franei: Cady: A pillow, in case of another accident you might land on your head. Howard Miller: A harness to keep you backg you seem to be ahead of every one. We hope it will fit. Dori: Drew: A bundle of shoes. You will need all of these if you keep going to dances. Edward MiJh.' A bottle of hair bleach. This will make you a platinum blond before the sun on the farm does. Harry Langlois: We hear that you are going into the furniture moving business . These dumb bells may help you develop muscles. Lorette Leverault: Please accept this box of canary seeds. It will help you reach the high notes. Robert Rock: XVe give you this pair of spy glasses. They will help you copy your type- writing transcripts with ease. Margaret Bain: We present you with these eversafe dancing shoes. When you decide to dance, your partner may be a beginner also. Irma Gagne: VVe bequeath to you this cloak to wear with your evening gown to dances, to prevent your catching cold. fermie Beyer: Here are a few noise makers. e hope to hear more from you. Rita Nadeaa: VVe see that you fix your hair the Joan Crawford style. Here is a picture of Ioan. Now fix it the right way. Doris Englemann: W'e bequeath to you this stack of magazines on boy's colleges, you may want to make your residence near one of them. Florence Brock: We bequeath to you this heavy iron chain, so that you may tie Fred to it. Then he will never be out of your sight. Rene Capiytrant: This chair. You must get terribly tired hanging around the First National Store. Y Y, i

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The SPOTLIGHT 7 Dwight Nutting has followed up athletics, and is coach of Ghostus College's baseball team. That's the old spirit , Dwight. Alice Orborne has gone into the plumbing business. Of course, she does not do the work itself, but can she boss her employees! Irene Pelland is also at Mount Holyoke College. She is the Latin instructor. Latin may be a dead language, but Irene keeps it alive. Fill 'er up,', for you are now buying your gas and oil from Robert Rock. Rudy's garage is very up-to-date and modern. His slogan is, Hittem, Wreckum, we Fixum fmaybejln Ruth Rohnert has been leading a very sober life. She is a first-class stenographer and her motto is, Efficiency is the Watch-W'ord',. Canyou imagine? Over here, come right over here, pipes up a boisterous voice. It is Barnum and Bail- ey's barker, fohn Savacheck. Savie is the man for the job. No one could ever make as much noise as you, Johnnyi'. Ruth Smith is America's most accomplished pianist. There are no ucatsl' in your piano, Ruth. Let's see you tickle those ivoriesv. Edmond Oldread is a dare-devil motorcyclist. His favorite pastime is crashing through glass, one inch thick. You must feel right at home, Herc . Marion Stefanelli has supervised the building of South Hadley's new theater, The Angler . Alan Tucker is to be the director of Marion's orchestra, The Alanites . Florence Tetreanlt is the most important woman involved in the politics of Uncle Sam. She always could talk anyone to a standstill. Helen Thomas is planning a trip to Europe, or rather, her employer is. Helen is the secre- tary of a scientist of great renown. Good luck, Helen. Alma Thornton owns Granby's new store for mannish clothes, The Deceiverv. It is very popular with Granby's elite. F rance: Travi: now has one of the largest horse-stables in the country. One of her thoroughbreds, Flyaway , recently won the Kentucky Darby . Don't let them throw you, Frances. Ella Sullivan is the proud owner of the Waltzmore', Ballroom. Show them how to step, Ella, you always could. George Walker is now a professional golfer. He is a strong contender for the title now held by Elmer Zilch, the present champion. Fore, Gawdge',. Quiet, little Efther Dunphy is still as quiet as ever. She is an instructor in an institution for the deaf. Muriel Moriarty is Eddie Mishis strongest competitor. She is the editor-in-chief of the New York World. Dorothy Weller has now the most beautiful shop for ladies. Her gowns are noted all over the country. Well, Well, Well, Margaret W ebrter is now the woman tennis champion of the U. S. Serve 'em up, Peg . It is rumored that she is going to give up her career to be married. I wonder who he is. Bernice White is a dancing star of the New York stage. Bunny's next production will be, The Baker's Son . jane White has gone into the profession of nursing, also. You have plenty of competition from the class of '33, Jane. Stephanie Wrohliclea is Paramount's newlead- ing lady. She is very popular with the actors of Hollywood. Her next picture will be en- titled, Strangled at the Altar . Cherter W ronxki can be heard over Station IMX. Do listen to that silver-toned an- nouncer, Chet Wronski: This is Station IMX, signing off. And now, classmates, I too must sign off until our next Class Reunion in 1952. H Homer Landry. PROPHECY FOR PROPHET It is now the year 1950. We see Homer as Treasurer of the National Bank in the now famous city of Willimansett. He attributes his advancement in the financial world to the training he received at South Hadley High where he was Treasurer of the Class of '33. Howard Miller.

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The SPOTLIGHT 9 Ethel Ellison: A book of' Ngossiping Lou . You and she should get along well together. Alma Thornton: We bequeath to you this man's suit. Go Deitrich in the right way. Chester Wro1zski.' We hear you are interested in science. Here is a ship. Try to hit the moon with this. Chester Mareirtiak: Here is a greased pig. Try tackling this and keeping it down. William Constant: WVe hear that you are quite successful in your poultry work, but try and get an egg out of this. Violet W'illiams: Apair of stilts. This is the only way you will ever be seen. john Savacheek: You seem to have some difficulty in combing your hair. Try this on it. Dorothy Welles: VVe hear that you have three boy friends, so we have made out this schedule for their arrangements. It would never do to have them meet all at once. Alan Tucker: W'e see that you like pineapple haircuts. Therefore the parasol, to keep your head from getting sun burned. Ella Sullivan: VVe bequeath to you this asbes- tos suitgyou will certainly need it with that red hair of yours. james Moriarty: Here are some carpenter tools. You might as well build yourself a hut on Mount Holyoke campus. You always seem to be there. Esther Dnnphy: A box of rubber heels. You will wear out as many, if you keep Walking the bridge at night. Helen and Harman Freeman: Some farm tools to assist you in gardening. We hope that you will come around with your onions when they are ready. Raymond M eGuire: VVe bequeath to you this theme song Just a Gigolo . Mary Dajda: VVe present you with this fog horn. Blow this and be heard from, for once in your life. Terrence Denehy: VVe hear that you are quite strong, so we give you this jaw-bone. Go to it, Terrence. Kenneth Gordon: The class wit. Scientists say that there is only one kind of wit. Be careful Kenneth. Ernest Guimond: This partnership contract with the CK. and M.j. .Evelyn jackson: Here are some new jokes for you to add to your extensive collection. David Lamb: Please hang this around your neck when approaching us. CCOW bell.j Dwight Nutting: Some powder for your nose, it's always shiny. F ranees Travis: It is said that you like horse back ridingg so we give you this pillow in case of an accident. You will need it. Winilfred Ford: Society states that you play the piano. Here is some sound proof material. Place this around your walls! Why make the neighbors suffer too? Wesley' Buckley: You are always smiling. Here is a mirror. Look into this and get a good laugh. Eleanor Frey: W'e hear a certain fellow likes horse back riding. Here is a saddle, he might like some company. Doris McLaughlin: Please accept this bag of fertilizer to place around your feet. . It is guaranteed to make anything grow. ' Stephanie Wroblicka: VVe present you with this parachute, to help bring you down to earth. Marion Stefanelli: Here is a magnifying glass to place over you. Now we may see more of you. Lillian Millen: We give you this package of bobby pins to help keep that mop of hair down. Doris Coopee: It seems that you like to talk. Please accept and learn how to play this sax- ophone. It will at least give your tongue a rest. Margaret Webster: We present you with this stool, so that you won't get tired waiting out- side of Wood's Drug Store on Wednesday and Saturday nights. Earl Brown: A picture of Joe E. Brown. This is to remind you that your mouth isn't so big after all. Edward 0'Gara: Please accept this box of yeast cakes. They will help you in rising. Marion Cormier: W'e bequeath to you this map of the flats. There may be some streets on it that you haven't explored. fCcr1.l-inued on page 175