South Glens Falls High School - Arrowhead Yearbook (South Glens Falls, NY)

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Class Prophecy We are lmmensely pleased and greatly honored to be able to announce that the feature story 1n th1s mormngs Tell All magaz1ne 1S an exclusrve purchased by us at exorbltant cost from Mr John Youker As you probably know Mr Youker physlcally and mentally exhausted by hlS Class of 1960 Just last week awoke from a twenty year nap he commenced the morn1ng after they graduated But here are some thmgs you may not know and 1n accordance w1th the pol1cy of th1s magazme we w1ll now relate to you the 1ns1de story of what has happened to the Class of 1960 Just as Mr Youker told lt to our reporters 1n an excluslve 1nterv1ew Scott Coulter famous 1nternat1onal detectlve has fmally broken the case of the State agalnst the D1on Funeral Home and the Bacon Pharmacy Busmess has been bad lately and Bette Ann has been br1b1ng Judy to admlmster doses of Bacon s Halr Dye to unsuspect1ng customers As a result of th1s conv1ct1on Ann Whlte the leadlng expert on 1nter1or decoratlng of Caskets for the D1on Funeral Home lb look1ng for a new job Porter Reed who has forced Arthur Murray out of buslness w1th h1s nat1onw1de Cham of cha cha studxos was v1s1ted today by the famous Senator from Alaska Elame Folger who last week broke the f1l1buster1ng record 1n the Senate Rlchard Salmonson Dean of Unlon College IS very d1sappo1nted because John Myers who after twenty years at Umon IS st1ll a freshman has handed rn h1s res1gnat1on It seems that John and Steve Ostrander who last week got k1cked out of h1s seventeenth Ivy League College have no t1me for th1s academlc nonsense and now they w1ll devote all the1r t1me and energy to be1ng 1nter nat1onal playboys That tlmld httle man Rlchard Brown head of the Boston Medlcal Socxety has ret1red to 1ng an lnflamed hlccup from the golden throat of the famous green halred torch slnger Donna VanVorce R1chard Wendall our ambassador to Russla 1S worklng n1ght and day to prevent an outbreak of war The head of the Russ1an government Pat Hubbard IS reported to be most upset because the captams of the U S Olymplc Team Nancy Terp and Paul LaValley made a most undlplomatlc remark about Emlyn Petel the start of the Russ1an ballet W1ll1am Garlltz Presldent of NBC and Ronald Jarv1s lnternatlonal chess champlon were seen d1n1ng last mght at Peggy Ors1n1 s Chlnese Restaurant on the Lake George Road Tom Cleland chlef of the Greenwlch Vlllage Gestapo has arrested Charmame Burnell secretary to Bob DeFoe Pres1dent of the New York Stock Exchange on the charges of embezzllng money for her boss Jean Dlxon has f1nally made up her mmd and entered the convent Scott Gray surprlsed everybody and 1S now studylng to be a pr1est Bob Corda and Jlmmy Beagle have opened a b1ll1ards academy 1n Gansevoort Gary Fuller owner of the VIC Tanney Cha1n was recently chosen Mr Amerlca Lynn McCarthy recently became Mrs Amerlca The two h1ghest pald models 1n th1s country Rlchard Stanczyk of Esqulre and Lynda Evans of Chubette dropped 1nto Sandy Stantons gas statxon yesterday Ronald D1ngman IS ret1r1ng from the Navy pendlng an mvestlgatlon of the dlsappearance of two destroyers Charles Brown who has fractured all the gymnasuc records IS try1ng to break h1s own records Donald Centerbar has just been awarded the Pulltzer prlze for h1s latest lrterary masterplece School Skipper for the Amateur L1nda Rooke who has replaced Betty Crocker has just come out w1th flfty seven varletxes of marshmallow fluff Louanne Ball IS now teachmg a course 1n typmg by ear Mary Ellen Tranowlcz IS busy deslgmng bobby pms for g1rls Wlth crew cuts i , l , . u . , s - u a 1 u a . n nl - , 7 n , . . . s .n . u a u I I , a 1 U . . .' , c . , D . . . . , P . u ancn u n , s n u - I , n n Q s , , Q . Z . . n ' ' .I I . . ' 1 , a . . . '. . . . i . a llfe of qulet seclus1on follow1ng h1s last operatlon. He recelved world-wlde acclalm for remov- ' a . 0 , , c 1 A ' ' 7 l 7 3 , . - 7 7 7 7 . . . . ., . , . . . . , . . , l 7 7 7 7 ' ' , 1 a 1 4 n u . u 1 , . , . . . 7 a 1 ' I . 62 L

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Bob Leombruno leaves wlth Lo1s Glorla Losaw leaves her noonhour walks to any jumor glrl wxth a boyfrlend Lynn McCarthy bequeaths her long ha1r to Lynn Knickerbocker John Myers and Eleanor Poucher leave thelr jobs as co edltors to anyone wlth a large bottle of asp1r1n Emlyn Petel sadly leaves an empty seat ln 203 Allce Pollock leaves her dlSllkC of straight Sk1I'lIS to Tlsh Kent Barb Powell wxshes Jams Plngrey to have her love for guys named Dave J1m Prendergast leaves hrs math ab1l1ty to B111 Alden and Chlp Balcom B111 Rawlelgh leaves his ab1l1ty to get caught srnokrng to Jake Clements Porter Reed leaves to Pete Wood h1s marvelous basketball abllxty Jamce Relyea leaves her last pa1r of sneakers to whoever took the flrst two palrs Buddy Rlchardson leaves the fun he s had at certam partles to any Junlor boy who lxkes fun Rosalle Rob1nson bequeaths her seat 1n hlstory to Jake Clement Lmda Rooke passes on her love of Glens Falls boys to Carolyn MacEwan Dnck Salmonson leaves hrs ab1l1ty rn hlstory to Dave Langdon Pam Pmgrey leaves her love of sklpplng classes to anyone who can get away w1th lt JoAnn Scarselletta wlshes Elalne Luclano to have her naturally curly ha1r B1ll Pmgrey leaves promlses for candy orders to any amb1t1ous jumor To B111 Granger Drck Stanczyk w1lls a left handed cue st1ck Sandy Stanton leaves her love of school to Launa Mooso Cathy Szostak leaves her red ha1r to Mr James who needs lt desperately and adds Sorry Mr Youker I cant help you Gmny Graves leaves Mr Raych w1th a few more gray halrs Peg Ors1n1 leaves her crown to the Junror boys cholce Ron Jarvls leaves h1s cousm to Joanna Burnham Steve Ostrander belng generous leaves hls Dad to everyone Larry Wood leaves h1s place ln Physxcs Class to anyone who can take lt Clalre Washburn leaves her love for the armed forces except the army whlch shed l1ke to keep to Helen Pratt Tom Woods w1lls Fran to whoever .vants to flght her father for her Lmda Whyland leaves her Job as cheerleadmg manager to anyone wlth nerves enough to take lt Ann Whxte wlshes her srsters to have carefree and Joyful years at South High Darlene Whlte leaves a spare sweater to Donna Gelder Mary Ellen Tranowlcz leaves gladly Mrke TaS1Ck leaves hls love of throwmg chalk and erasers ln 203 to those who can get away w1th lt Nancy Terp leaves her award as most athletlc to Barb Lockhart Dlck Wendell leaves hrs love of Argyle to Nelda Bollo Donna VanVorce leaves to Mr Gorman and Lmdy Wltherell a Model T and a plano To the Class of 61 we leave wlshes of good luck and as much success as we have had To Mlss Davls and Mr Youker we leave many thanks To Mr Raych and Mrs Marceloms we leave qulet homerooms The senlors ln Choral Club leave Mr McCracken sadly We all leave South Hlgh wxth regrets Slgned Donna VanVorce Barbara Powell Class Lawyers 6I . . 0 . . . . , . . , . . . . - . 1 ' ' . , , CC 7 99 1 - 1 ' . . . . . . , . 1 1 - . . . , y 1 , . . ' . . . . . . . . ' ' Gi 1, ' 1 ' ' . , L . . , . .

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Darlene Whrte a noted Parrsran beauty expert has glven Shrrley Bomtatrbus a p1x1e harrcut Glorra Losaw now operates a nuclear powered dog sled lme between Gansevoort and Glens Falls Shrrley Maxam lS busy wrth her school for square danclng Lmda LaVoy at her Metropolltan Opera aud1t1on yesterday hrt hlgh D sharp and shattered Wllllam Rawlelgh s contact lenses John Bondzmskl conductor of the Boston Phllharmonlc Orchestra has a Yul Brynnar halrcut Donna DeGarmo and Jrm Prendergast are now hosts on the Lrttle Lenme Show Bob Owens wmner of the Indranapolls 500 last year has just been elected presldent of the AAA Mike Tasrck owner of the Beat Bohemlan s Club has hlred Stanley Rlchardson as a bouncer Larry Wood IS now presldent of School Supplles Incorporated He supplles on request term papers regents papers complete wrth answers Bob Canales a v1ct1m of anemla IS under the care of Dr James Crldge The constructxon company headed by Dave Craw has just completed lts flrst job levelrng Mt McGregor Sharon Coulter 1S now playlng m the Women s Fmals at Wlmbledon Iona Cochran never drd pay attentron rn homemaklng 5 she has eloped wlth Alfred Dashnaw a general ln the Natronal Guard Adrlenne Duncan Dean of Women at Vassar gave an excluslve party last night for her new gym teacher Janlce Relyea Lors Garrand has laughed a laughmg hyena to death Glnny Graves chref chef at the PIZZ3 Palace IS suspected of puttrng Gerrtol ln her famous PIZZH Beverly Jones rs breakmg the Jones record she has only one chlld Bob Leombruno IS runnmg for Presldent and rs now tourmg the Mlddle South East makmg soap box oratlons Lorrame Luclano has marrred an All Star Football Player Lmda Nolans halr has grown so long that she now employs her beautlclan twenty four hours a day Pam Pmgrey rs st1ll trying to make up her mmd Bull Pmgrey now has two paper routes Alrce Pollock has become a psychoanalyst Sandy Post has Invented a pamless prmple pmcher Thomas Wood now owns all of the W1scons1n darryland Sydney Upton lS workmg on new methods of garbage drsposal Catherlne Szostak has finally publlshed her secret for losmg welght JoAnn Scarselletta has opened court proce dlngs to change her name to Joan Scarselletta Barbara Powell has just completed her seventeen volume work ln the hlstory of Jazz Eleanor Poucher edltor of the New York Times IS takmg tranqullhzers Cynthia Laney IS hard to recognlze these days she has dyed her eyes red Audrey Corlew IS suspected of smug glmg narcotrcs Donald Flewellmg recently had hrs tonslls removed John Flynn has becorne a seamstress Donna Hayes IS now one of the chlef d1et1t1ans for Slenderella Lmda Clum and Jean Colvln have burlt thelr own atomlc submarme Anne Danahy spends all her t1me wr1t1ng poetry Patrrcla Darlrng has changed her name to avold further embarrassment Leroy Gllman has flgured out a way to pack more sardmes into every can We fmally got a letter from Claire Washburn today she has lnvented arr mall stamps wlth real wmgs because she now lrves at a remote army post m the lnnermost part of Outer Mongolla Wlsh we could glve you some news of Dlane Hall but she absconded rn 1960 wlth the semor class funds and we havent caught up to her yet' Lmda Whyland now teaches advanced mathematics at Harvard 63 . .. . . .. .. . 9 1 ' . . . . 1 9 .. ., . . . .' . - s 1 ' Q 1 . . .,, . . 1 9 ' , . . , 1 . .. .. . . 9 1 ' ' . . . , . . 9 9 7 7 , . ' 9 , . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . Q. V . 7 9 ' . . . 9 ' ' 0 . - . . . . . . . 9 . . . . . . 7 9 .