South Bend Catholic High School - Victorian Yearbook (South Bend, IN)

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Class 1 x of1939 John Torzewski Roman Kowalski Leo Wallish Edward Kush Modest Wendowski Kenneth Oshinski Joseph Wisniewski Edward Szaulewicz

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Ciass of1939 Geraldine Rybicka Sylvia Sosinska Loretta Starczewska Genevieve Strozewska J ean Szuba Aloysius Ciesielski i Rfi1T'1liI'!d Dulcet Henry Gudynowski J osenh Hartwick

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Class Prophecy This article is not the product of any wit. Thoughts were strained to the very last idea to make the predictions herein as positive as the weather report, to satisfy the curiosity cf our friends and classmates, and it should be judged wholly as a by-product of abnormal progress of my classmates. The following predictions are not merely my own opinions, but are based upon a sound formula developed through knowledge and re- search of the intricate perplexities of forecast- ing, and were arrived at as follows: your golf score and geography grade, minus your tele- phone number over four, squared, times tem- perature of the day, divided by the house num- ber, times auto license number, plus radius, divided by 13-1313 all of which was so confus- ing that I had to ask my mother. The answer then, I used as the key to an index of famous autobiographies, whose life the corresponding number is destined to slave through. The expected contributions from Eddie Cantor and Jack Benny were disappointing, so the inserted gags had to be thought up by myself. Now, for the march of time, the laugh of today, the truth of tomorrow, old man fu- ture, and lady luck hold in store for . . . Ed Dulcet . . . I-Iere's. a problem full of doubts. Let us say he will drench America with the world's most delicious coffee . . . it will be quite a grind! Virginia Rozewicz . . . A woman doctor that'll put you in stitches. Her financial suc- cess will depend on her patience ! Al Ciesielski . . . A barber with a new type of clipper which will cut barber expenses in half. A thrifty fellow, he'll make sound in- vestments of his savings! Cecile Rozploch . . . An atmosphere which will reverberate with music of her own com- positionf The key to her success will be on the organ. I Pa gc Twenty-Two Kenneth Oshinski . . . His High-Strung Ha- waiian Guitar Band will swing in every town! Joseph YVisniewski . . . Owner of a soap factory. XVhether he climbs the heights to success will largely depend on the Lather. If his business is a washout, his next start should be a cleadi one! Jean Szuba, and Geraldine Rybicki . . . After great pains they will pull through as dentists . . . a position they should fill for a long time. They'll prepare a special artificial tooth paste for false teeth! John Torzewski and Ed. Kush . . . Both can succeed as electricians, if they will make the proper connections. John especially loves light work . . . if one should fail, the other will be shocked! Genevieve Strozewski will supervise the experimental department of a blotter factory, which work should be quite absorbing. Wanda Liwosz will inherit her great grand- father's chicken farm, which will include some pretty . . . tough birds. At least she won't have to start from scratch. I hope this isn't a foul tip! Esther Pajakowski and Sylvia Sosinski . . . With an eye to the future, will develop a de- pendable bristle-less brush to compete against the toothless combs which might be quite popu- lar during the next era, an age of worry! Loretta Lewinski and Gertrude Hazinski will buy considerable stock in a packing con- cern, whose future is at steak. Let's hope it isn't a bum steer! Leo Wallish will operate a meat market. Any idea that he will give meat away free of charge on Saturdays, to stimulate business . . . is a lot of baloney. Henry Gudynowski . . . will begin as a The Vic'torian