Souris High School - Bluejay Yearbook (Souris, ND)

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Who's Who 'Wisdom and wisecracks go together here. EDWIN DARY1. HARRISON Secretary..............3 Paper Staff. . . - -4 Annual Staff. . . . . 4 King Candidate .... . .3,4 Student Manager. . . - -1.2 Band ........ . - - I F. F. A ........... . .1 Pride And Prejudice SHEILA RAE PATTERSON President. . . . . . . . . . . .Z,3,4 Student Council. . . . . . . .l,Z,3,4 Paper Staff. . . . . . l,Z,3,4 Basketball. . . . . . . 3 Annua1Staff... ....4 Pep Squad .......... .1,Z,3,4 Plays.Q To Much Mistletoe Apple For Teacher Everything Happens To Us Pride And Prejudice He doesn't care anything about the ladies but they seem to be wild- about Harry .

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Class Prophecy On my ocean to ocean flight I stopped first at Milwaukee to talk to Sheila Patterson, who owns Aunt Maude's'Non-Alcoholic Alcohol. This liquid has absolutely no alcohol and guarantees no hangover. She also owns half of the Panless Pancake Factory. Outside her huge business office stood three white and blue Cadillacs, with gold S. R. P. inscriptions on the doors. When I asked the secretary for an appointment to see Sheila, She said, C omg bagk in two years and you may be able to see her. So I left Milwaukee. I then landed in Minneapolis, home of the Minneapolis Lakers and Daryl Harrison. After graduation he found out he was related to the man who owns the Massey-Harris farm equipment, and had inherited it four years ago. He is now one of the upper four-hundred. He also has his finger on Twentieth Century Fox Movie Studios. He is engaged to be married for the fourth time. Quite a racket, huh: I I then left Minneapolis and winged my way to Souris to see Loretta. Loretta is now married to an Aberdeen Angus Breeder and lives north of Souris. 'Vhen I drove in the yard I noticed that there was a buggy out by the door and to my great surprise there were twin girls in it. vVhen I knocked on the door I was greeted by two little black headed boys and by the looks of it, it was twins, again. Loretta, I was told, was down in the milk house, so I made my way down there. Loretta said her hubby was in Valley City at a Stock Show and that it was his fifth time there in a month. I left the L. and L. Ranch and made my way south to see jean, who was owner of the largest plane company in the world. She owns some forty planes, and some say she has a secret partner. I guess he is the guy who taught her to fly, She is one of the best known flyers in the world and plans a twice around, upside down, backward, non- stop, flight, around the world. Our next stop is Las Vegas, Nevada the wor1d's most talked about gambling city. I took a taxi up to the gambling district to see Darlene Counts, Queen of the gamblers. Darlene owns the Knock'em Down: I, Drag'em Inf f Gambling Casino, the second largest in the world. Her husband owns the largest. I sat down and Darlene soon talked me out of my money. Darlene has a little girl namec Di Ree. I wonder who she is named after. I decided to leave Las Vegas before I lost my plane. . I flew to Oslo, Norway to talk to Eleanor Counts. She had gotten married two weeks after graduation, to an oil man by the name of Two Gun Moldy. They own the largest sardine factory in the world. Their slogan is A Moldy sardine is best: Eleanor asked me in for tea and sardines. Her sardines aren't bad. This ends our journey to see the Class of '55,

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L.. Farm bred and school ra1sed. Should you ask me I should tell you. Two thxngs I adm1re are boys and dates LORETTA JOANNE AASHEIM ...1 ..3 ..4 ..z,3 .z,3,4 .. .4 1,z,3,4 ..4 Sol