Sophia High School - Hawks Nest Yearbook (Sophia, WV)

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-4- which he called Haleyium, Being easily worked it soon gave Dennis all the comforts of or- dinary life, Our ambassador to the U,N, , James Antonio Cirer today announced during a conference with Secretary of Defense, Tommy Johnson, that the Fourth World War could be averted if we can produce enough oxygen bombs in the next two years, Carol Eller and Jo Ann Elliot are teaching a private school of which they are the sole pro- prietors, Carol teaches a class called Keep your mouth shut while Jo teaches one called How to talk the mostest, They sometimes have feuds as you've probably guessed by now. Juanita Atterson never did like school and we re surprised she decided to finish but she did She is a college professor in California She says she likes the climate but we can see that California males are a little bit more handsome than they are in West Virginia Shirley Tate Joined our class a little later too She was busy raising a family the last time I saw her but now she is the commercial teacher at dear old Sophia High Ive never seen so many nurses in one class Mary Sturgill is one of those Angels of Mercy too She was a nurse for a while and then she went back and received her doctor s de gree She is head surgeon fm both waysj at Hotchkiss hospital which contains I 322 rooms Dorothy McVey went to a beauty school in Paris and now has a beauty salon in Sophia called Dot s Belles Petites Femmes ftranslated Dot s Pretty Little Women J Adrian McKinney always was a stinker He decided that he was getting tired of people being so stupid so he went over to Siberia and started a skunk farm He just loves it there and he ts so happy with his little pets They got together and made htm a coat of their own skins Imagine those devoted skunks donating so much to their beloved master Well as I said before Adrian always was a sttnker Professional football beckoned two of our classmates Jimmy Hartsog IS the star of the Soak Creek Tidal Waves He has set new records in yards rushing and scoring He averages 9 or to touchdowns a game ln his spare time he writes songs His latest now on the hit parade is called What 1S Nice as Nicely? Howard Harper is the honery er I mean Honored coach of the Tidal Waves They really are waves because of his tears when they were held to a 92 2 score by the Hotchkiss Hotshots Q1 JT J 'TK Pmlzl 54 . . . y . . . . U . . l ' ' Q H lv ' ' V - , . 0 -- ' . I I n u ' U ,- ,, In s ' n I I I I n ' ' ' n ' , 7 I X KM, 'Ji J X tv wfw T' , S . mail ti Q- ft . P l R .1 Y ' , ' Y- H 1?-9 , an ,,' fgtij ,t J 4 , J ,gf L J. 1 F ' V M , J t, J 1 J, ' J .'- -f--r J gif Y ' Q27 55 ig 1 X we , D

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There s another chum of ours who makes a lrvrng from those three Its Bobby Parker whom they keep busy rn hrs lrttle auto reparr shop He has several hundred men workrng rn hrs 40 acre 7 story burldrng He saved some expense though by frllrng the hrgh salarred execu trve posrtrons wrth 17 lrttle Parkers Mrs Parker requested that her rnarden name be kept se cret Janrce Hrcks wasn t wrth u long but I see now that she rs rn Werssbotten Germany where her husband rs statroned She rs reachrng Englrsh and Geography to the lrttle German chrldren there plus some Amer cans tlrrt she has rarsed herself Nrrr Robertson became a nurse and rs rttendrng a wealthy old man whor gorng to dre pretty soon and leave her the srx beautrful hotels located rn the heart of Sophra witch that arsenrc Nrral Norma Ward owns several beaty shops lxearly everyone attends them rnc udrng the Mrldred Hurley always drd love Jrtterbuggrng She won Arthur Godfrey s talent show H taught her to play the ukelele and now she rs rn Hawarr showrng the natrves how to replace hula hula for Jrtterbuggrng to the tune of the latest hrt rexrval The Thrng Betty Sokola rs strll makrng wrse cracks and strll grgglrng She rs a wrrter for the famous comedrenne Joan Bell They also have a program together at statron LAFF rn Sophra y what a team Amaryllrs Hampton who was the effrcrent presrdent of our FTA Club rs teachrng krnder garten why she took bookkeeprng I ll never know Janet Adams who never sard a word rn class rs runnrng an rnformatron bureau at Grand Mrddle Statron rn Sophra She really has some snappy answers ready now for the guys who ask for her phone number Jo Ann Ruble rs a very well to do lrbrarran at the Sophra IO mrllron volume lrbrary N wonder all the boys of Sophra are rnterested rn readrng books Remember Dennrs Haley and hrs pal Ross Brakefreld? When they tangled the whole schoolhouse shook Well Dennrs rs rndebted to Ross who became a great chemrst lt seems that Dennrs physrque was a problem There was nothrng to be found that would support hrs werght so Dennrs spent all hrs trme lyrng on the ground untrl Ross created a new element EAIZGAIN 4, HUNIING? W JS 53 -3- y V 5 V I 1 l Y , - I - A - 2 ' I ' 1 . s. ' s ' ' ' 1 L ' ' L 1 ' ' ' ' 4 A ' 1 ' 's ' ' men, She specializes rn removing excess weight -- mostly her own, . , .. , ' , . e ' . . ' ' ' BO , . , . . . , ' . . . - -- ' 1 . , . - - . . . 4 , . g O I ' l i ' I o . O ww L A n

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Paul Mann went rn for farmrng Remember how he looked wtth that black eye and green thumb? Now he owns lf2 the Mrdwest and supphes about 114 of the natron s food supply Hrs chtef crops are mashed potatoes and graxy He w111 tell no one how he ratses them and has hts secret patented He has qurte a crop of ltttle Manns around the house too Sherman VICKIDUSY was gettlng along ftne wrth hxs orchestra when the army subtly asked htm to pl ry for them Pvt X1cK1nney went to Russu and soon convtnced them that the Atnerl can way of hfe ts best He s1mply made them re 1l1zc that hrs moonshrne was better than Stahn s vodka Now he IS General McK1nney and Ln charee of settlng up a new governm nt Russell Sorrels has become the coach of a gtrl s basketball team and IS dorng f1new1th them lthrnk he s teachrng them a few other thrngs besrdes how to play basketball too H always was bla hearted back from a tour of Europe where she had a concert every lllglll Poor girl when she returned all 5 of her husbands came to New York to meet her and now 3 of them are sulng for drvorce and the other 2 charged her wrth brgamy She says she doesnt care though for she really loves those 2 Frenchmen she met 1n Spam Last on our lrst IS Frank Robrnson quret and hard to understand He kept growtng untrl he was 6 6 and wetghed 264 You thlnk he became a football player don t you? Huh uh He s a boxer and qulte a good one Since wrnnrng the champronshlp he has defended hts trtle 132 ttrnes wrthout defeat Between rounds he reads pamphlets on How to Become a Man I srt up wrth a startled Jump and reahze I must have been dreamrng Ho Hum the fue has gone out so I m1ght as well go to bed ..,-4' 55 -5- ' ' I ' s C ' s4 7 M m y 6 . . I ' t ' D I c ' . . 3 .7- Pat Carnohan always did think she could sing. Well, lguess she was right, She just came . , , u . , J, ' Q, 'ef fi was , 4-- hy N.