Sophia High School - Hawks Nest Yearbook (Sophia, WV)

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There s another chum of ours who makes a lrvrng from those three Its Bobby Parker whom they keep busy rn hrs lrttle auto reparr shop He has several hundred men workrng rn hrs 40 acre 7 story burldrng He saved some expense though by frllrng the hrgh salarred execu trve posrtrons wrth 17 lrttle Parkers Mrs Parker requested that her rnarden name be kept se cret Janrce Hrcks wasn t wrth u long but I see now that she rs rn Werssbotten Germany where her husband rs statroned She rs reachrng Englrsh and Geography to the lrttle German chrldren there plus some Amer cans tlrrt she has rarsed herself Nrrr Robertson became a nurse and rs rttendrng a wealthy old man whor gorng to dre pretty soon and leave her the srx beautrful hotels located rn the heart of Sophra witch that arsenrc Nrral Norma Ward owns several beaty shops lxearly everyone attends them rnc udrng the Mrldred Hurley always drd love Jrtterbuggrng She won Arthur Godfrey s talent show H taught her to play the ukelele and now she rs rn Hawarr showrng the natrves how to replace hula hula for Jrtterbuggrng to the tune of the latest hrt rexrval The Thrng Betty Sokola rs strll makrng wrse cracks and strll grgglrng She rs a wrrter for the famous comedrenne Joan Bell They also have a program together at statron LAFF rn Sophra y what a team Amaryllrs Hampton who was the effrcrent presrdent of our FTA Club rs teachrng krnder garten why she took bookkeeprng I ll never know Janet Adams who never sard a word rn class rs runnrng an rnformatron bureau at Grand Mrddle Statron rn Sophra She really has some snappy answers ready now for the guys who ask for her phone number Jo Ann Ruble rs a very well to do lrbrarran at the Sophra IO mrllron volume lrbrary N wonder all the boys of Sophra are rnterested rn readrng books Remember Dennrs Haley and hrs pal Ross Brakefreld? When they tangled the whole schoolhouse shook Well Dennrs rs rndebted to Ross who became a great chemrst lt seems that Dennrs physrque was a problem There was nothrng to be found that would support hrs werght so Dennrs spent all hrs trme lyrng on the ground untrl Ross created a new element EAIZGAIN 4, HUNIING? W JS 53 -3- y V 5 V I 1 l Y , - I - A - 2 ' I ' 1 . s. ' s ' ' ' 1 L ' ' L 1 ' ' ' ' 4 A ' 1 ' 's ' ' men, She specializes rn removing excess weight -- mostly her own, . , .. , ' , . e ' . . ' ' ' BO , . , . . . , ' . . . - -- ' 1 . , . - - . . . 4 , . g O I ' l i ' I o . O ww L A n

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Mona Nrcely succeeded rn her ambrtron to become a secretary She now runs the Penta gon burldrng rn Washrngton The Presrdent rs the only person she takes orders from and some trmes she gtves htm a few she rs hrs wrfe Betty Eanes seemed to be a great money maker when I knew her She rs now manager of a legal collectrons bureau at least we hope tt s legal Tom Ray s knowledge frnally was put to good use He knew the combrnatron of the locks rn the hrgh school Now he rs prrncrpal and spends hrs trme openrng lockers and collectrng book rent ln our senror year rt looked as though rt vrouldn t be long unul we would all be restrng rn peace Tommy Prtzer always lrked peace and quret so he Jorned the Forergn Legron and IS sta troned rn Hrndustan Once a year he comes down from the hrlls to hear the World Serres and root for the wtnner Don Kellyturned to busrness for a lrvmg He hrtchhrked to Alaska and soon opened a store where he sold frozen foods He prospered and now has several stores along the equator where he sells sun lamps He never was much of a salesman Tommy Rrchards became an explorer of darkest Afrrca Hrs secret rs the sayrng musrc soothes the savage beast You can Just rmagme Tommy strollxng through the Jungle srngrng Mammy I m not so sure about whether the beasts are soothed or just scared to death Robert Prrce trred several trades before settlrng down for good Frrst he was wrth a natron ally known orchestra He saved hrs money and bought a store Thrs drdn t work out so he bought a newspaper offxce Then busrness farled Robert moved the press to hrs basement workshop and soon he was rolling rn the dough A lrttle later he retrred to an rsland to spend the rest of hrs lrfe I thrnk rt rs called Alcatraz There s a poster on my favorrte oak Let s read II Hatcher s Hellhounds and Carter s Crackpots Dartng exhrbttron of drrvrng skrll and rgnorance Ttme Sunday 2 OO P M Place Moonshrne Mesa Between demonstratrons you wrll be entertarned by that Srngrng Serb Sam Subotrch Yep those three rnseparables Earl Hatcher Emmett Carter and Sam Subotrch are strll earnrng an honest dollar and drrvrng therr rnsurance agent crazy When asked therr oc cupatron they merely told htm they were entertarners SHOP AT HOME' x7 Pi 52 -2- D - n 1 a 1 i 9, -n f f V .X ff, I xl

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-4- which he called Haleyium, Being easily worked it soon gave Dennis all the comforts of or- dinary life, Our ambassador to the U,N, , James Antonio Cirer today announced during a conference with Secretary of Defense, Tommy Johnson, that the Fourth World War could be averted if we can produce enough oxygen bombs in the next two years, Carol Eller and Jo Ann Elliot are teaching a private school of which they are the sole pro- prietors, Carol teaches a class called Keep your mouth shut while Jo teaches one called How to talk the mostest, They sometimes have feuds as you've probably guessed by now. Juanita Atterson never did like school and we re surprised she decided to finish but she did She is a college professor in California She says she likes the climate but we can see that California males are a little bit more handsome than they are in West Virginia Shirley Tate Joined our class a little later too She was busy raising a family the last time I saw her but now she is the commercial teacher at dear old Sophia High Ive never seen so many nurses in one class Mary Sturgill is one of those Angels of Mercy too She was a nurse for a while and then she went back and received her doctor s de gree She is head surgeon fm both waysj at Hotchkiss hospital which contains I 322 rooms Dorothy McVey went to a beauty school in Paris and now has a beauty salon in Sophia called Dot s Belles Petites Femmes ftranslated Dot s Pretty Little Women J Adrian McKinney always was a stinker He decided that he was getting tired of people being so stupid so he went over to Siberia and started a skunk farm He just loves it there and he ts so happy with his little pets They got together and made htm a coat of their own skins Imagine those devoted skunks donating so much to their beloved master Well as I said before Adrian always was a sttnker Professional football beckoned two of our classmates Jimmy Hartsog IS the star of the Soak Creek Tidal Waves He has set new records in yards rushing and scoring He averages 9 or to touchdowns a game ln his spare time he writes songs His latest now on the hit parade is called What 1S Nice as Nicely? Howard Harper is the honery er I mean Honored coach of the Tidal Waves They really are waves because of his tears when they were held to a 92 2 score by the Hotchkiss Hotshots Q1 JT J 'TK Pmlzl 54 . . . y . . . . U . . l ' ' Q H lv ' ' V - , . 0 -- ' . I I n u ' U ,- ,, In s ' n I I I I n ' ' ' n ' , 7 I X KM, 'Ji J X tv wfw T' , S . mail ti Q- ft . P l R .1 Y ' , ' Y- H 1?-9 , an ,,' fgtij ,t J 4 , J ,gf L J. 1 F ' V M , J t, J 1 J, ' J .'- -f--r J gif Y ' Q27 55 ig 1 X we , D