Somerville High School - Radiator Yearbook (Somerville, MA)

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24 SOMERVILLE HIGH SCHOOL RADIATOR Before I married Maggie dear, I was her apple pie, Her precious peach, her honey lamb, The apple of her eye. But after years of married life, This thought I pause to utter, Those fancy names are gone, and now I’m just her bread and butter. —Tid Bits. “This vase is over 3,000 years old.” “Nonsense! Why, it’s only 1930 now.” Chivalrous gentleman (to a man who just settled in the seat he has vacated): “Pardon me, sir, but I meant that seat for this lady here.” Man: “IPs quite all right; that’s my wife!” —Our Paper. Bess: “Did Harry propose to you in flowery language last night?” Tess: “Yes, but I nipped it in the bud.” —Answers. Little Johnny: “Look at the rhinoceros.” Little Willie: “That ain’t a rhinoceros; that’s a hippopotamus. Can’t you see it ain’t got no radiator cap?” —Exchange. There was a tremendous crash. Farmer Jones, who was working in one of his cow sheds, rushed out into the farmyard and, looking up into a nearby tree, saw a small airplane lodged in the topmost branches. “What do you think you’re doing?” he asked the airman, who had fortunately escaped in- jury and was in the act of climbing down the tree. “I was trying to create a new air record,” returned the other, sadly. “And you’ve succeeded,” exclaimed the farmer. “You’re about the first chap who has climbed down a tree without first climbing up.” Mrs. Guzzlum: “The party who gave me the recipe for this soup has just died.” Guzzlum: “Then out of respect, let’s drink it in silence.” Mrs. Saphead had just arrived back from a tour of Europe, and her long-suffering ac- quaintances had no opportunity to forget the fact. “And Paris,” she gushed, “Paris is just won- derful ! The people are all so well educated — not at all like they are in this crude country, my dear! Why, even the street cleaners talk French!” —Tit Bits. He was one of those young men who never seem to know when to go. She had yawned several times, when a clock in the hall struck midnight. “Is that an eight-day clock?” asked the young man. “Well,” said the girl, stifling another yawn, “why don’t you stay a little longer and find out?” Tit Bits. t i I ! : : t x A : : A t. A A : i : : s : i t : A t A 4 : : : : : . : : : :, : : : » : : : :» :»,:, :» :, :» :»«:»,!»«t » »» » %«’ , « ' — i I I I A I § t I I 1 ! Son a (Eakr LKitrlmt The Home of the Famous Brownies BROWN IES—CA K ES FUDGE CUP CAKES AT YOUR CAFETERIA 98-B HIGHLAND AVENUE SOMERVILLE Tel. Prospect 1543 —Pathfinder.

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1 : : : : : t : : i s : i : : : : : : : : : V y : V : : : ; s : : A : i : t : y y y y y y t' y X A A A A Northeastern University DAY DIVISION SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING In co-operation with engineering firms, offers curriculums leading to the Bachelor of Science degree in the following branches of en- gineering : Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering Electrical Engineering Chemical Engineering Industrial Engineering SCHOOL OF RUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Co-operating with business firms, offers courses leading to the de- gree of Bachelor of Science in the following fields of business: Accounting Banking and Finance Business Management The Co-operative Plan of training combines theory with two years of practice. It enables the student to earn his tuition and a part of his other school expenses. EVENING DIVISION (COEDUCATIONAL) An effective university education is available in the evening for high school graduates who for financial or other reasons cannot enter day colleges but must go to work following graduation: A A : y A A A : A A : A t A A A y School cf Commerce and Finance Grants B.B.A. and M.B.A. degrees. Specializes in accounting and business administration. Only 21.9% of graduates held executive positions on entering school; 71.9% now in major executive positions. Graduates outstandingly successful in C. P. A. examinations. Actual business problems the basis of instruction. School of Law Four-year course. LL.B. degree. Prepares for bar examinations and practice. Case method of instruction similar to that in best day law schools. A School of high standards adapted to the needs of employed men and women. Alumni outstandingly successful as lawyers, judges, business executives. GRADUATES OF SOMERVILLE HIGH SCHOOL ADMITTED WITHOUT EXAMINATION Catalogs or further information sent upon request NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY : I A A A A : I Y I A BOSTON. MASSACHUSETTS