Somerville High School - Radiator Yearbook (Somerville, MA)

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“Say It With Flowers” F. W. HILL FLORIST 321 Broadway Somerville, Mass. Telephone 9500-W A full line of Drugs, Fancy Goods, Prescription Work is Our Specialty YOU GET IT AT RICE’S WINTER HILL PHARMACY FRANK W. RICE, Reg. Pharm. 307-B Broadway, opp. Marshall Street Somerville, Mass. A. J. LAMB BARBER SHOP Four Experts in Attendance For men, women and children JIM’S MEN’S SHOPPE Next to Capitol Theatre All Advertised Brands Men’s Furnishings Lamson Hubbard Hats and Caps CHANDLER Secretarial School One-Year Secretarial Course Two-Year Normal Course Ask For a Catalog 161 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE BOSTON Telephone Kenmore 2570 University Education in the Evening CO-EDUCATIONAL An effective university education is available in the evening for high school graduates who cannot enter day colleges for financial or other reasons but must go to work follow- ing graduation: In Business—School of Commerce and Finance Grants B.B.A. and M.B.A. degrees. Specializes in accounting, marketing and man- agement. Only 24.9% of graduates held executive positions on entering school; 71.9% now in major execu- tive positions. Graduates outstandingly successful in C. P. A. ex- aminations. Faculty of experienced and well trained business men. Actual business problems the basis of instruc- tion. In Law—School of Law Four-year course. LL.B. degree. Prepares for bar examinations and practice. Case method of instruction similar to that in best day law schools. 87% of graduates taking bar examinations have passed. Alumni outstandingly successful as lawyers, judges, business executives. Exceptional faculty of lawyers who have been trained in leading day law schools. Graduates of Somerville High School admitted without examination For catalog or further information inquire: NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY EVENING DIVISION 312 HUNTINGTON AVENUE BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS Telephone Back Bay MOO

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20 SOM URVI LLE IUCII SCHOOL RADIATOR FLASHES OF HUMOR If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. Tourist: “Shall I take this road to Natick?” Farmer: “Isn’t necessary, they already have one there.” Soph.: “Oh! I have an idea.” Sr.: “Beginner’s luck.” “Where are you going, little flea?” “I’m going to the dogs.” Lady (to a little boy): “Hello, little boy, what’s your name?” Boy: “Max.” Lady: “Max what?” Boy: “Max no difference.” A man was stranded on a desert island. He was afraid of cannibals, so he moved very cautiously. As he was climbing up a small hill he heard voices. “Who in h—1 trumped my ace?” The man lifted his eyes to the sky above and said:— “Tha'nk heaven, there are Christians on this island.” Freshman: “Which do you consider the most war- like nation, doctor?” Senior: “Oh, vaccination, it’s nearly always in arms.” College Boy: “D’you call this a fast train?” Proud Guard: “Yes, sir!” College Boy: “Do you mind if I get out and see what it’s fast to?” She: “Is my nose shiny, dearie?” Him: “No, but your right knee is dusty.” Anxious Mother: “And is my boy really trying?” Tired Teacher: “Very.” Officer: “You were speeding. I’ve got to pinch you.” Fair Motorist: “Oh, please! If you must; do it where it won’t show!” He: “Do you want to marry a one-eyed man?” She: “No, why?” He: “Then let me carry your umbrella.” Senior (to one of the Freshmen): “Where have I seen your face before?” Fresh Freshman: “Right where you see it now.” Smithers (in a rage): “That man is the biggest fool in the world.” His wife (comfortingly): “Henry, Henry, you are for- getting yourself.” DE LUXE CANDY SHOP Home Made Candy and Ice Cream of All Kinds FRESH EVERY DAY 11 Davis Square Somerville Telephone 5946 Somerset SOMERVILLE KNITTING COMPANY Manufacturers of HIGH GRADE SWEATERS, BATHING SUITS AND ATHLETIC KNIT OUTERWEAR .‘{2 Clifton Street, W. Somerville, Mass. You Want Quality and Service! Want Fair Prices! Want Courteous Treatment! Tlli: THY SLATER’S NABORHOOI) STORE 32 Appleton Street Som. 1936 West Somerville Som. 1655 Keep Your Cans Sanitary and Looking New! Somerville Retinning Soldering Works HOTEL and RESTAURANT UTENSILS ICE CREAM and MILK CANS Factory 50 Clifton St. Somerset 6321 West Somerville, Massachusetts Work Called For and Delivered Telephone Somerset 9528-W OPTICAL REPAIRING SMITH THE JEWELER Certified Watchmaker — Jeweler 409 Highland Ave., Davis Sq.. Somerville, Mass. COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 29 “Success to the Radiator” Room 203 COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 229 COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 228

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O’NEIL CASELLA MAKERS OF ‘‘The Class Ring Beautiful” BOSTON DANCING CLASS For HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS LEWIS HALL DAVIS SQUARE Direction of KATHERINE D. O’GORMAN Terms on request Roxbury 7591-W JOHN SKINNER SON WHOLESALE CONFECTIONERY BOY and GIRL SCOUTS SUPPLIED 24 CHILTON ST. CAMBRIDGE Telephone University 871 t-M HOWARD B. BURLINGAME Private Tutor in LANGUAGE and MATHEMATICS Pupils Prepared for Any College or Professional School Pupils Backward in Their Studies or School Work Assisted 33 Day Street West Somerville We may be down in the Sophomore floor But we are not out of the Junior Class —Room 226 AT RECESS Eat at BRAY’S (OPP. SCHOOL) Telephone Somerset 6092—5957 CITY HALL SPA M. A. BAID CANDY. FRUITS, CIGARS, ETC. 99 Highland Avenue Somerville The others like school But we like it more For we are the members of 224 Some rooms are dead, Others alive. If you want life Watch 305