Somerville High School - Radiator Yearbook (Somerville, MA)

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20 SOMERVILLE HIGH SCHOOL RADIATOR “I can tell you how much water runs over Niagara Falls to a quart,” asserted the young man at the climax of the dispute. “Well, how much?” “Two pints.” A little stalk of goldenrod was just about dry enough to blow away. “As a broadcaster,” he chuckled, “I claim to rank with the most powerful sending stations in the country. Wonder how many are tuned in.” A scattered volley of sneezes told that a number of people were already “getting” him. History Prof.: “Can any one of you tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa lean?” Corpulent Ida: “I don’t know or I’d take some myself.” Minister’s Wife: “Wake up! There are burg- lars in the house.” Minister: “Well, what of it? Let them find out their mistakes themselves.” —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket. Mrs. Bill: “Why do you speak of your hus- band as a theory?” Mrs. Jack: “Because he so seldom works.” Lately a chronic office-seeker died. A well known journalist suggested this epi- taph for his tombstone:— “Here lies John Jones in the only place for which he never applied.” The daughter of a certain strict-principled old deacon had attended a dance the previous, night, much against her father’s wishes. When she appeared for breakfast the next morning, he greeted her with the words:— “Good morning, daughter of Satan.” To which the maiden respectfully replied: “Good morning, father.” The Lioness: “What’s the matter, dear, don’t you feel well tonight?” Hollywood Lion: “I do not. I had to eat a lot of dummy martyrs in the Roman arena this afternoon and the director made us do it over four times.” Minister (at baptismal font): “Name, please ?” Mother (baby born abroad): “Philip Ferdi- nand Chesterfield Randolph Levengstone.” Minister (aside to assistant): “Mr. Knelee, a little more water, please.” Here lies Mathew Moth Slain at his post By a super moth ball. His life work was to make men generous About giving their wool garments To others. He was a devoted worker For charity. —Saturday Evening Post. “You gave me the key of your heart, my love. Then why do you make me knock?” “Oh, that was yesterday, Saints above! And last night—I changed the lock.”

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SUFFOLK LAW SCHOOL Founded September 10, 1000 Four-Year Course—LL.B. Degree Day Sessions 10 A. M. to 11.30 A. M. 4 P. M. to 5.30 P. M. Evening Sessions 6 P. M. to 7.80 P. M. 7.35 P. M. to 9.05 P. M. Students may attend any division or transfer from one to another. Largest Law School in New England. High- est percentage of any evening law school for men in all recent bar examinations. Catalogue Upon Request. GLEASON L. ARCHER, LL.B., Dean 20 I)ERNE STREET, BOSTON, MASS. (rear of the state House) Telephone Hay market 083G SIDEBOTTOM BROTHERS Doth Ex-Service Men .Ml - • ; Printing and Engraving . . »• - • - %» 168 SCHOOL STREET WINTER HILL. MASS. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND WRIGHT AND DITSON HEADQUARTERS FOR ATHLETICS GOODS FOR ALL SPORTS We have the Best and most practical equip- ment, Clothing and Shoes it is possible to pro- duce. Students are invited to visit our Bos- ton Store and look over our Specialties. (Send for Catalog) 344 WASHINGTON STREET BOSTON, MASS. HOWARD B. BURLINGAME Private Tutor in LANGUAGES AND MATHEMATICS Pupils Prepared for Any College or Professional School. Pupils Backward m Their Studies or School Work Assisted. 33 Day Street West Somerville