Somerset High School - Homespun Yearbook (Somerset, KY)

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1 t THE FACULTY AT PLAY Alas, there are strange goings-on among our faculty, which I feel obliged to reveal, painful though it may be. The whole faculty is striving to find Mr. Reschar's secret of success. He has a special talent for getting off noon duty and evading teachers' meetings. Mr. Neikirk, once our dignified orator, is heard over S. H. S. mouthing f'My Wild Irish Rose. He is going into competition with Bing Crosby. 1 Mr. Bourn and Miss Pettus are found in the faculty room having frequent tournaments over a red mitten - the faculty referees. 3 Mr. Christopher practices the chromatic scale in all spare moments. It is said that he aspires to grand opera. j Mr. Huff with a hopeful look in his eye is seen patiently applying hair tonic. What do you think? My sleuth No.O00 caught Miss Salyers making faces at Aristophanes, the gold fish. She seems to be jealous of his popularity. 1 Mr. Allen is one puzzled teacher. He cannot find the sender of an anonymous postcard signed Five Dames. No one seems to be able to solve the mystery. I Calamity in the cooking class! One of my colleagues found Miss Byrn using Unguentine on her hand when the egg water boiled over. ' l We don't find Mr. 'Gover taking part in the faculty activities lately. He, can be found at home rocking the baby's cradle. Something hit Mr. 'J ones on the head the other day. He locked up and saw Mr. Wad- del throwing chalk out the window. tHe wanted an excuse to leave the room during class periodj. Trip it lightly as you go is the motto of Miss Gooch. She's been taking dancing lessons to get that poise. Mr. Ranum directs traffic in his spare time with adictatorial look in his eye. All the souvenir collectors got a treat recently when Miss Ellis appeared at school wear- ing her fur coat, which is the envy of' the faculty. The spring fever has Mr. Jones. We wonder what he is day-dreaming about. Miss Denton spends her spare time cultivating a good disposition, 'Tis said she can ar- gue with Mr. Allen and not get angry. Miss Rouse is observed making various trips to and from the drug store. She has prac- tically exhausted her supply of rubbing alcohol since she cultivated the gentle art of roller skating. - Mr. Jennings had his salesmanship class in hysterics the other day when he showed them how to demonstrate a Kiddie Car. Miss Hall spends her spare time with a young man who meets her every afternoon when she gets home from work. Mr. Hopkins has a resigned look on his face these days. He is probably thinking that this year's freshmen are worse than ever before. ' Miss Lewis has been practicing hog calling. She makes the assertion that it is necessary to have special training! to be heard in study hall. . 1 Miss McClintock has gone back on her old friend, Ely Culbertson. She has forsaken him and is now a disciple of the knit three- purl one group. - Miss Parker spends all her spare time designing her next season's outfit. Such wasted talent! Conclusion-No one loves a snooper, but, oh, how we all love the fruitsiof his snooping ---Take it or leave it! lah

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I . 4 ,:- . ' l I 1 . . ' T s.oMI3RsET'HIGH . , SCIEOCLGFACULTY 1935-1936 GLEN GOVER-A.B., Asbury College, '27 GEORGIA ROUSE-M.A., University of 'Michigan, '34 NORMAN J. RANUM-B.S. in Ed., Central Missouri State Teachers College, '30' Anion Mconmivoox-M.A., University of Michigan, '34 JANE GOOCH-B. S. in Music, University of Kentucky, '30 HOWARD Hun-F-A. B., University tif Lnninvine, '32 KATHERINE PETTUS-A. B., Georgetown College, '30 ROBERT BRUCE WADDLE, JR.-A. BI, Centre College, '31 R. W. J ENNINGS-M. A., University of Kentucky, '28 MARY ALICE SALYERS-A. B., University ol' Kentucky, '32 EDWIN ALLEN--A. B., Georgetown College, '29 MAURICE CHRISTOPHER-B. S., Murray State Teachers College, '34 EDITH DENTON-B. S. in Home Ee. University of Kentucky, '35 MARGARET NORRIS BYRN-B. S., Western State Teachers College, '32 RICHARD BOURN-A. B. Centre College, '31 ROWENA LEWIS-B. S., Mufreesboro State Teachers College, '33 R. L. RESCHAR-B. P. S. M., Indiana University, '30 ' MILDRED LANE ELLIS-A. B., Georgetown College, '30 HOMER NEIKIRK-A. B., Centre College, '31 I f

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