Snow College - Snowonian Yearbook (Ephraim, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 106 of the 1925 volume:

The SNOWONIAN PUBLISHED BY THE SNOW COLLEGE STUDENT BODY 1925 STAFF ELLIOTT JOHNSON MARY NEJLSON KARL NEJLSON EFFIE BUNDERSON ALTA THOMPSON EDWARD HOGGAN M. H. KNUDSEN FOREWORD “'JM'en lire, that they might have joy. — 11 Nephi 2:2$. That these pages may ever bring back to you the joys of your college clays, is our hope. The Staff. ‘Dedication There is a group of m?n who are laboring diligently to make our Snow College a bigger, broader, better institution. It is to the Board of Education that we dedicate this Snowonian. Lewis R. Anderson, Manti, Utah Suren M. Nielson, Mt. Pleasant Robert 1). Young, Richfield Jacob B. Jacobsen, Manti Dr. A. J. Nielson, Ephraim James A. Christensen, Redmond John E. Magleby, Monroe Charles E. Rowan, Jr., Antimony Wm. H. Callahan, Loa Lars P. Oveson, Castle Dale Allen E. Park, Gunnison M. H. Knudsen, Ephraim WAYNE 15. HALES, ALA. President Snow College 1921-24 Who brought the Snow College safely through its period of transition from high school to junior college. a MILTON II. K.xrnSKW Hi.I). 1’resident Snow College I’pon whose shoulders rests the task of completing the work, and establishing firmly our Snow College. •b -- faculty OLIVE W. PACE. R.S. Home Economics HERER C. SXELL, M.A. Psychology and Foreign Language J. S. CHRISTEN’SEN, A.B. Registrar and Chemistry HELEN VOCXC Librarian YVM. G. RARTOX, M.A. History and Political Science I . J. EJELDSTEO Rand and Orchestra JOSEPH JEXKIXS. R.S. Education and English 11. E. J EXSEX. M.S. Biological Science I VAX W. YOUNG. A. 13. I Mu sical Education HELEN7 McARTHUR rawlin ragnall thrkssa pf.df.rson V ice-president President Secretary-Treasurer And now I write a brief account of the Sophomore Class. It came to pass in the ninth month of the year that two score ami ten souls arrived at the Snow College. They banded together, and chose Carol as their leader. Subsequently they became known as the Caroliles. Peace reigned for a short time. And it came to pass in the eleventh month there was much contention between the Carolites and the Eliza bet liians. Insomuch that there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, (been! (ireenl! was the cry. And there was much contention over the color green. The courts of law were summoned, and the judges did declare that green henceforth, was to be the symbol of the Freshman Class of the Snow College. Through the prowess of the Carolites was the tradition established. Again there was peace until the word went forth that a contest would be held; to see who could entertain in the most pleasing manner. Again the Caroliles were victorious. 'The great Master rewarded them with an oil painting, which was presented to the school. 'Thus the Carolites began the Snow Art Collection. Many great and important things did come to pass in the first year which I cannot write about. In the sixth month of the year l‘U4 were the Carolites dispersed. 'Tims endeth the first year. And it came to pass that they were gathered again from the four corners of the earth in the ninth month of the year l‘)24. And they were become great in the eyes of men. for they were an exceedingly fair people to look upon. And it came to pass that Rawlin became their leader, and they were known henceforth as the Rawlinites. And there was continual peace during his reign, save a few petty wars with the Othrlliaus; and did Rawlin reign over his people in righteousness. so that his people did enter debating, oratory, athletics, and did become the leaders in the Snow College. And it came to pass that in the sixth month of the year the Rawlin- ites were disbanded, and went again into the world. And having been taught somwhat in the learning of leadership, they did become the leaders of the people of the world. Thus endeth the second year. —ALTA THOMPSON + £ f | i i : i ! i MARY XKILSO.Y Ephraim, Utah “Just tell me what to do. I'm ready.” ORU.YND A U (JASON Fountain (been, Utah “Toiling; and rejoicing-, onward through life he. goes. EDITH II. HANSEN Ephraim, Utah “She makes the best of every- ! thing, and thinks the best of i « I everyone. EDWARD IfOGGAN Manti. Utah j “Thou art a fellow of good re- j spcct; j Thy life is one of honor.’ FAYE J ENSEK Ephraim, Utah “ hat winning graces, what 111a- j jestic mien. She is a scholar, and looks a ! queen. i —---- ITAIIXA JKXSEX Ephraim, Utah A favored daughter of the gods. AKMOXT WILLAKDSOX K|)hraim. I'tah j Me tickles the ivories until they j laugh and laugh. C'AXXO.X THOMSOX Ephraim. Utah Whatever he did. was done with so much ease In him alone. twas natural to please. ’ KLUOTT |() 11 XS( )X Ephraim. I’tah An equal mixture of good sense and humor. UDELLJEXSEX Ephraim, Utah Knowledge is proud that 1 have learned so much. ALTA BOW N Manti. I'tali Willi hair as black as the darkest night. And eves that shine so gay; She trips and skips and passes on. I ler life is a joyous day.” Ol'KXTIX AXDKKSOX Kphraim. I'lah A weight—in his classes, on the football team, and on the scales. RAE NOYES Ephraim, I'lah A fellow who plays the game square; not only basketball, but every game of life. IRA GARLIC Ml. Pleasant, I'lah Though modest, on his unembarrassed brow nature has written ‘gentlemen’. KARL XKILSOX Kphraim. I tali In all thy humors, whether grave or mellow ; Thou surely art a pleasant fellow'. + + : ! | i i i i KEXXETH AXDKRSl )X Ephraim, I tali lie hopes to gain llie harbor of matrimony without mishap. IIELEXE CIIKISTKXSKX Ephraim. I tali Youth comes hut once, on with the dance.’ F.Kirn) r jicixuict;. . ui) Ephraim, L:tah Even love is mathematically just, as the two sides of an algebraic equasion.” I I i i i s I i i ! i RIFT!I CHRISTENSEN Ephraim. Utah j Her presence lends its warmth and health to all who come before i i I ! I______ I'm I.I.IS ARMSTRONG Kphraim. Utah She is a woman, therefore may be wooed : She is a woman, therefore may be won. 9 ---- ! 1 i i 1 ! • ! i M A K(.; I' R R me VI I RI STK X SKX Kphraim. Utah 1 here's a lan ua c in her eye. Ikt cheek, her lip: Xay her foot speaks: her wanton spirits look out from everv motion of her body. I U) X ( TT )S( ) Manti. Utah I here was manhoods brow se-reiu’lv high; and the- fjrc.v heart of vouth. 1)() A LI) M( )|.-|.-|T Manti. Utah A man who looks and l°nP . before he leaps. thinks M I i i i i i i ! da ii). hardy Moroni, Utah Small m form, but nii«rhtv thoughts and deeds. ' VIRC2IXIA (IRKAVlCS Ephraim. Utah he liasn t one single delect. M-deetninsr ROWKXA lll’WKK Spring City, I tali She came to school with a ‘Miss' and left with a ‘Mrs. I.KK AXDKKSOX Fountain (ireen. I tali “I talk hall the time to discover my own thoughts. TIIKLMA I.FA 'IS Ephniin, I’tali “Or light or dark, or short or tall ; She sets a spring to catch them all. (IJoys, ol course.) KOSCOIC COX Ephraim. Utah lie knows what's what; and that's as high as human wit can ever fly. M Al’.EE ILLAKDSON Mayfield. Utah “llang sorrow, care will kill a cat; therefore let's be merry. f.ddik isaacm . Ephraim. I'tali •lie possesses the (jiiality ol greatest service to mankind; a heart that iroes out in merriment and good cheer LOUISE it LA I X Spring City. Utah “A merry heart goes all the day: a sad one tires in a minute. RALPH It J ERR RCA ART) Ephraim, l.'tah His life is such that everyone can say, “There is a mail.” KVA UIK1STEXSKX Ephraim. Utah She is just as we would have her, sweet and kind and true. FRANCIS MORTENSEN Ephraim. Utah Hope elevates, and joy brightens his crest.” BERNICE PLAIN Spring City. Utah “Kadi (la)' experience makes me a little wiser.” HOWARD NEILSOX Ephraim, Utah An agreeable chap, if you know how to get along with him. Mis specialty is nicknames. JOSEPH RU.NDKRSON Emery, Utah People like him. not because he is rich or known to fame, but because be has a gentle smile and a kindly word to say. EDITH A. HANSEN Ephraim, Utah She is a blond, but not light headed. MARTHA ANDERSON Mayfield, Utah Loveliness which needs not the foreign aid of adornment. AURY I )RA I ICR Fountain Green. I'tali “An | when a lady's in the case, von know all other things give place. JESSIE MADSEN Mt. Pleasant, I’tali “A mind for thoughts to pass in-! to. a heart for love to travel thru. ALVIN COOM US Fountain Green. I'tali “I'lcssed is the man. who having nothing to say, keeps still. LEW A HOUSEKEEPER Moroni. I 'tali Ever fair and never proud, lias tongue at will, and yet not loud. DELOYI) HR EATH WAITE Manti, Utah For he is a jolly good fellow, which none can deny. CLYDE A YDERSOX Fountain (ireen, Utah “Don't think it's because I'm tickle. but because I like variety’. EDNA DOMC.AARD Salina, Utah A snapper up of everything that is noble, grand, and true. LUELLA SCHULTZ Ephraim, Utah Her face betokens all things dear and good. FLORENCE WILSON Ephraim, Utah She tends her own affairs and does it well. MAR EL R ASM USSOY Mt. Pleasant, Utah A happiness maker, who knows how to shine on one’s gloom with her cheer. XEN'OEIA WILSON Ephraim, I tab “Her ] ath to success has been the path of common sense.' ELEANOR I R K V Manti, Utah Her air. her smile, and motions tell of womanly completeness.” ALTA THOMPSON Ephraim, Utah Tis the songs ye sing, ami the smiles ye wear; That's tnakiu the sunshine everywhere. ANTHONY HANSEN Ephraim, Utah He is an energetic man, optimistic. and full of fun. (iRANT J 5 AG LEY (Ircenwieh. Utah An energetic youth who knows just what to do at just the right time. JANE BEXSEX Ephraim, Utah ‘‘A jl� ’irI who will never be forgotten; because she has written her name in kindness, love, and mercy. on the hearts •!' those she has come in contact with.’ DONALD NYBERG BYRON COX Chester. Utah Manti, Utah Buoyant he is. ambitions in his lie argues most convincingly, soul: Steadily he advances toward some star as Ins goal. RAW UN BA C. NALL Chester, Utah Have yon noticed his pleasing scowl ? HELEN McARTMUR Scipio, Utah Wooed and won. TT-TR ESS A PEDERSON Ephraim, Utah Virtue alone outlives the pyramids. Her monument shall fall when Egypt's does. i i i i rggsHwcw i ——1.4. VIVIAN ANDERSON OT1IKLL CARLSTOX VERA KNl DSEN Secretary-Treasurer President Vice-president ______ ______________ a I freshmen Report j When the Great Artist created His masterpiece, the earth, on the eternal canvas of time; lie dipped his brush into the living matter of life and painted with the elements. Humanity became tlie central feature which should stamp His masterpiece as an epic of the ages. Then He shaded His feature and shaped a background with forms of life, and more life. The seasons shaded and blended the scenery in the background with the feature. When King Winter cast his magic mantle o’er the land, the icy air killed the spirit of promise. So in His wisdom, the Master placed the missing spirit, which gave the wintry forest her crown of life. A slender graceful form of the green pine rose high above the ground. What a wonderful creation! So filled with life, from the tiny rootlets below, to the green needles above. “To preserve the spirit of hope and promise, she shall lie ever green.” the Master said. Thus when King Winter tucks the earth away with the emblem of purity, we have purity with the spirit of hope and promise. , This is the legend of the Freshman colors, green and white. Our class like the needles and rootlets of the pine tree are holders and preservers of tlie sacred 1 spirit of hope and promise. j That the life preserving sap of the pine is pulsating through our Freshman j organization, is indicated in the answers to the following questions. Who won the prize on Founder’s Day? Who won the inter-class debate? Are the Krcshies I not well represented in every club of the College? Where did the football and basketball teams find their most skilled and loyal players? Who presented the artistic and successful Christmas program? Who put over the original (rood English’’ play? What class had five leading parts in the opera? From what class did three out of tlie four contestants in the Louis Anderson contest come? What class acted as host up under the pines; and served the sizzling wienies? We have upheld our class ideals. May the Freshman Class of '25 continue to live by preserving purity in their lives with the spirit of hope and promise. May the Snow College long remember that spirit. —VIOLET WILKENSEN ALLRED 11 AXSEN RASMUSSON THOMPSON SHAW DEN JSC N THOMAS ANDERSON •f-— — W I X X CIIRISTEXSKX MADSKX lil’XDEkSOX RASMl'SSOX )EX I S( )X (HkISTIAXSEX ! i i i I CHILDS ILK EXSEX CL( ) V AK1) Cl I RLSTENSEN XEILSOX AX l)KRS )X CHRISTENSEN Cl I LISTEN SEN I LLARDSON — TYE CUR I ST FA SEN ANDERSON NEILSON KEISRE WAS DON NEJLSON HANSEN HUNTINGTON i I I ■ ! NOSMl'Llj.U j 1 KOSN:� l!)M()f riAoncrio N'JSNHXMOIM XV IV 1 ( X MOOD I : nos j room, NOS� V”l J ! X EILSON WILLARUSON SMYTH PRICK HUNT OAKURLUND I’ETERSON CHILDS WINKLER C) Ikistkxsi.cn dork s MO K K ELL STR11 ('. 11A M M( ) V ER + UU—’il—O — HI'—Jl J rosh Directory Name Known as Byword Hobby Destiny ... I oe B Curly ....'School Oh gosh ... Swell dish ....Teasing .. Klee Land! Chester. Nelda Norman Nell ... Giggling.... Dale Thompson ...Ukelele... Vera Morten sen Vere Lafayette Peterson Melva Neilson Avlem Lloyd Price L. P ...Wales . Professor Milla Allred Pink ...Smiling Manicurist Lyman Willardson —Lym — Elaborate English . Law Helen Hunt Hunt ...Laughing out loud.... Ervin Peterson Erv ... Growing Frances Smyth Sweet little you ... St udy . Scholar Clare Oakerlund Oh ... Pleaching . Bishop Stella Hansen Stell ... Pleasing people . Dimpled Grandma Eldon Morrell ,...Mv cat! ... Hawaiian moonlight.. . Kanuka Alton Stringhani Red Oh d ...Family ties . Son-in-law Owen Winkler Wink What a circus Looking wise .Wise man Lee Christensen Molly Oh ves id is ...Coal heaving ..Strong man Gilbert Childs Gib..l Mercy . Star Gazing.. . Astronomer Myrtle Dorius M'yrt Her sister ..Nurse Harold Mower Haddv Can’t do it... ... Saxima .Sousa's band Thelma Maxfield Max Oh ... Working Relief Societv Marvin Draper Drape . Bookkeeper Maurine Harmon Uh huh. ... Eddie Oueen Gerald Jensen ferry.... Working .Author Aleda Mickelson Oh shoot.. High School Boys.... . Higher Rubv Hansen Rube Post office .Mrs. Anderson Vivian Anderson Viv Talking Dramatic reader Othell Carlston Dogard Is it?.... Matinee idol Vera Knudsen Miss K ...Improve the shining moments. ..Dairy Maid ffiosh ‘Directory ( Continued) Name Known as Byword Hobby Destiny Ercell Allred Myron Burton Thompson Burt Think so?. Sarah Thomas Sary Heavens!.. Alonzo Hansen Lon Leverda Shaw Verd ....John ...Fisher’s wife Alton Anderson Ike Do ya?.. Rose Rasmusson Regina Heber Denison Hebe Lillian Winn Lilliana Melpha Augason Mel i T , Lorenzo Peterson Rcnny Oh! Bill Tilden III Erva Norman Topsy Oh gee! Eugene Christensen.. Diana Love Bird. I betcha Cross word puzzles ...Heavyweight Champ. Eifie Bunderson Epp Prust Hansen Denison Marjorie Madsen Marge Rulon Rasmusson Cooler Well—1—1.. Hazel Christiansen.... Hey Oh dear ..Faithful wife Thursell Childs Terse Eugene ...Cozy little cottage Merrill Howard Yens .Blue Beard No.'.II Beth Anderson B. V. 1) ..Scattering sunshine ..Live happy ever after Violet Wilkensen Vi Oh! . Scenario writer Merlin Christensen Shorty Chickens ..Hen-pecked hubby .... R Style .. Fashion section Erda Christensen Injury To travel ...Mayfield Matron Liuleal Neil son Oh darn Olives Rejected suitor Oh laws Medicine ...Grass widow (ireat snakes! Good time ..Snake charmer Oh my A’s ..Ph. D. Ett .Can you feature that? .. Meat cutter (s wife) Murder! .. Follies How Coming late Coach Well good nite Cherryettc Man alive .. A man Myron Wasdon Mike ..Glue manufacturer --- + CLUB3 moammtm 4«_ '■Ill — III' Ill ——� tH I Answering Yours of fDate Illegible) The morning mail is here. I have your charming letter; 1 kiss each word you penned, with ecstasy devout; I love each little word;-I’d love them even better If I could make them out. Your writing is as strange and dark as modern art is; A rippling trembling line, with curls and whirls between. Alas, what news is this! “Flinty,’' you say my heart is, Or “flirty” do you mean? Inscrutable, the page yields not to my entreaty; You speak in covered words of Delphic mystery. It looks as though you think that 1 am “such a sweety,” (Or “sweaty,” can it be?) Can “deary” be the word? I trust it is not “beery.” My whispers, not my whiskers, that linger in your ear; And do you find my verse so cheesy or so cheery, And am I deaf or dear? Your writing swoops and swirls, with no suggestion whether I am an “awful slob” or only “awful slow”; Do you perhaps suggest that we should roam together? Or is it double o? My brain resembles now the Rattle of Manila. Even your signature I study with dismay; Lola or Lena, Lisa or Lina, Laura, Lilia— Who are you, anyway? — MORRIS BISHOP (From the Saturday Evening Post) Kav Xuljson, avis ton OFFICERS Davicla Burton TViCjTnbsOYv Prtsidew'b I ElViott John S’o x. £ difc XsaaoSoh Eaittfeor ifat-y n6. ad?r l lcavov ravg Sawdust! ! Don Moffit: It looks like rain. Shall I take off my coat and put it around you? Fay: Don't trouble to take it off. “Now, sir,” said ambitious young Phil Anderson, “you have tried my voice. I want you to tell me just what it is best adapted to.” And without a moment’s hesitation Brother Fjeldsted replied: “Whispering.” Eldon M: “Here’s an advertisement in the paper of a suit made out of ‘virgin wool.’ What does that mean?” Marge: “I suppose it must Ik the wool the barbers clip off of the flap- pers when they bob their hair.” Donald Barton: Paddy, do you know any great woman rulers besides Catherine II of Russia and Queen Elizabeth? Bro. Barton : Yes, your mother. Helen Mac: (In 1935) What in the world is the matter with Bobby? Rae: . He wants a ride on a donkey. Helen: Well, give him a ride on your back and see if that will satisfy him. Brother Snell was walking through the village when he noticed a 25-cent piece lying in the roadway. As he picked it up a passer-by exclaimed : “That’s my 50-cent piece, thank you.” “Just my confounded luck,” lamented the poor fellow. Here take the quarter. I will owe you the rest.” “What was the cause of Howard’s social downfall?” asked Rawlin. Alton: “Oh. lie went riding in Mrs. Lucre’s twin-six, and, when it stalled he looked under the front seat for the gas tank.” Electrician: Quentin, be careful picking up those wires, you're liable to get hooked up with a live one!” Quentin: Never mind that boss, I always feel them before picking them up. Othcll: “What is the charge for this battery?” Garageman: “Five amperes.” Othell: “How much is that in American money?” “Father, can you sign your name with your eyes shut?” asked Deloyd. “Yes.” “Then please shut your eyes and sign my report card.” Boss: “Why the crepe over the wash stand?” Janitor: “That ain’t crepe; that’s the office towel.” i I t IV11 J IV TU AM VIV Ml.K-IM j XHS(in.M l ’ 1M V 1 (j iris' dogging Club Athletics is our motto. Clog dancing comes first We play basketball and tennis YVe hike and we ski-We have parties for others, And happy are we. Pep also we stand for In school and in sports. The girly all are friendly. But we boast of no flirts. We love the Snow College. A model it stands. And to that institution Our friends we all send. zJXCembers Helen McArthur Mamine Hansen Alta Thompson F.lva Tye Vera Mortensen Marge Christensen Mil la Allred F.thel Neilson Sarah Thomas Beth Anderson Mabel YVillardson Lillian Winn Vivian Anderson el ina Willards on Sena Neilson Ina Christensen Stella Hansen Ardcll Christensen Vera Knudsen Helen Hunt 0Boosters Qlub Over fiftv of Snow's live wires joined the Hoostcrs club and made it ! a success in this, its second years experience. Last year marked the birth ! of the dub and although it is’yct in its infancy; it is progressing rapidly and 1 has proved to be a valuable asset to the Snow College. j The club boosts all activities. Every member in it did all in bis power j to advertise, further, and boost the social life, the athletic, dramatic, oratory, j debating and all other activities in the school. I | Armont YVillardson Vernon Larson Vivian Anderson Clyde Anderson .= Louise Blain Deloyd Rraitli waite Otlicll Carlston j Mail l ine Hansen Preston Huntington Erva Norman Mary Neilson Eldon Ottoscn Lorenzo Peterson Alton Strin liani Dale Thompson Myron Wasden Lillian Winn Members Milla Allred Orlarnl Atigason Phil Anderson Krcto Rjerregaard Joe Runderson Winnefrcd Cook Alvin Coombs Edward lioggan Marjorie Madsen Ludeal Neilson Melva Neilson Lafayette Peterson Union Rasmusson B in’ton Thompson Sarah Thomas Hebcr Denison Lee Christensen Ardell Christensen Eayc Jensen Alton Anderson Phyllis Armstrong Bernice Blain Alta Bow n Helene Christensen Ira Carlic Anthony Hansen Jessie Madsen Klca Nyberg Karl Neilson Lloyd Price Rovvena Stevens Klva Tyc Cannon Thomson Vera Kmidscn JCugrne Christensen + •— zAmagus Club Report The girls of the Snow College A magus Club are both interesting and interested. Happy, wholesome, thrilling with the college spirit in every fiber of their beings, they suggest 4pep They hold it as their ideal. They preserve ‘pep’ and clean sportsmanship, and uphold the ideals of the Snow College. Realizing that work, without play and attraction becomes as dry as the ashes of Sodom, they have aimed to hold the amusements of the school on a high level, and to eliminate all the problems of boredom. Two very clever and original assemplies have been handled by the Amagus club. A Hallow'een party was artistically and successfully put over. Girl’s day was a huge success. After attending the Girl's ball, no one can truthfully say that the girls of the Snow College are not good ‘sports', interesting and very capable of being interested. —VIOLET W1LKENSEN RUTH ALTA ELVA VIOLET VERA TURSELL BERNICE AliLLA +' Focd be? I tvn bfe'r Tf T$ sac s tin Footb U M,ht . V.A te-rSO Yv D ba W Yfoot bzV w Vicls-on. -V C1 oW,cjr, £ BksfetM MW forte nsevi Footb w Defeat,' CKrist nsen FootbiUBas tfeaU }vati Ptder$ £ l Oebatf-r.c' -b ■ lrr : ;$xishh% •• ••. u� v� P .ii-i _3 ---- 0 J OotbO-U nde v on. FgoVbaYX Tootbill cun yy u€.5-Uijit. fciW da K« t b41 0 half -■‘ f-------.—— n; 1 ,: 7 -£ Footbav iham bs XteWlvi horn b$on SwSklf tan viofonson. F« fcb« 4 ey 67 i i i i i 1 Last summer I was walkin'? through the fields and came suddenly ii))on a flock of sheep. The sheep had been ipiitely grazing and were unaware of my approach. They were startled by my sudden appearance and grouped themselves together in their fright; they did not know what to do nor where to go. A fine large bell sheep stalked out of the flock, and calmly surveyed me. Thinking to make friends I started toward him, but he turned and ran swiltly across the field, followed by the entire flock. Wherever he turned the flock would follow. I have often thought of the above incident and have often wondered at that same spirit which I have seen exhibited in crowds of men and women, when large crowds have milled around and followed the direction taken by one who seemed to be the bell leader. During our Leadership W eek we had the flower of intellect with us, splendid men and women, well trained and able: they were, if I may make the comparison, bell sheep, and their purpose in coming here was not to exhibit their superior intellect and knowledge to the envy of the people, but to use the knowledge and experience they had gained to teach their fellow men to be leaders. Only (tod in His infinite wisdom could inspire such a movement as the Leadership Week. Only men nad women filled with the Spirit of (iod could accomplish the things that were accomplished during that week, the making of leaders of people, who otherwise might have been just parts of the flock. 4 ! I i i ! i r I I i i s I I i i I i i i i + — -LYMAN WILLAKDSO.N Toot k lL Snow opened the football season at Logan. where she met the 15. V. C. The hoys received a veritable “-baptis.nl of Sire” in the first half. 15. V. scored all her points. Having had no competition previously, they crumbled before the 15. V. offensive. Snow came hack in the last half and the I Sadlers fought the Crimson in the latters territory the rest o. the game: and scoring shortly before the final whistle. Score 20-7. The I ladders took the measure of the Westminster Parsons at Salt Lake. Stinging from their defeat at Logan. the team literally tore their opponents to pieces. Westminster drew first blood, scoring in the first few minutes of play, but the Snow machine started its march to the goal, and the ga-me ended 10-0 for the Cold and White. A heavy field greeted the Snow warriors when they met W eber at Kphraim. Lhiable to get their offensive under way because of the mud. the Wildcats smothered the Snowonians under a mass of touchdowns. Our team could not solve the Weber forward pass attack. Score 31-0. On a wet field. Snow played a defensive game with the B. V. (J. Frosh. The Badgers were handicapped by the loss of two regulars due to injuries. The powerful Frosh team was held to two touchdowns and a safety. The game was a thriller. Both teams made long gains from trick plays and freak formations. Score 15-0. Ike” Young, Coach EJj; Xeaao-sow' 3! £j cIfr oN O' v a t' 1 IB CU N OtvUs 'f TVoKl t fS , •� KraNC-1’ MohtyAfS Hal Dfc r Ya o o p«q - Hod e o s 7 o m , n „ J 0 $A‘i p - QJ' J °CJ Pw3 f= —� 9 B -O0 f i Basketball found only one regular in a suit. Coach Young built a strong team from new material. Although we did not win all our games, we feel that our basketball team has been a credit to the institution. The team entered the basketball tournament at Ogden. Against B. Y. C.. the champions, and Kicks, second team, they made a wonderful showing; forcing them to the limit before bowing to defeat. They rolled up the largest score of the tourney in the final game against Dixie. Noyes, captain and guard, was named All State Ciuard on the mythical quint; Howard and Kcisel obtained honorable mention. The results of the season's play follow: PR ACT 1CE GAMES , Snow 32 Wasatch 27 ' Snow 13 Nephi 21 j Snow 40 Moroni 28 Snow IS Nephi 10 Snow 43 Manti 16 Snow 43 Moroni .35 , Snow 64 Manti ?? ! LEAGUE GAM ES ! Snow... . 32 Dixie 26 31 B. A. C. 39 Snow 18 Dixie 14 Snow 35 B. A. C .52 Snow 27 B. Y. C 34 Snow 24- Ricks 36 Snow 44 Dixie 16 Snow won 9; lost 5 TOTAL SCORE .159 217 376 RAE NOYES Captain and Guard I I I i i ■ i i i = i i i i i i i i i i i : I i - ! i i i i i i s I ■ i i i ■ i i i i i ■ i � i i i +' Snow Snow •174 Opponents Opponents + —••— •� 4 i lit ,Stviwgrhai-n. CorfcrArTv Guar A “Xawt Xowand Guavd. WV' Le Ch tfurs n. GuatA tvviU CWw4tr4 F«vw v i Xok R03 Xjei£ l forward -Ccniitv PucK Daljt 'Vhoribse FovwA i I ■ ! i i ( I i ! i I I i i +•— — The achievements of our track team are particularly pleasing. I I he team, only six men, went confidently to the l . Y. I . Invita- j tion Meet and swept the Junior College division, winning thirteen j gold medals, four silver medals, and three bronze medals. i Snow, with seven firsts, four seconds, and three thirds, rolled up a total score of fifty points which was sufficient to take the meet. Weber, however, was a close second with forty-eight points. This marks the second year in which Snow has captured the Junior College division of the Provo meet. Howard Xeilson, with a time of 10 3-5 seconds, set a new record for the junior College 100 yard dash. The team received two beautiful banners for winning the relays. Summary: 100 ycl. dash—H. Neilson, first; K. Wilson, second. 220 yd. dash—H Neilson, first. 4-10 yd. dash —K. Noyes, second; K Neilson. third. 880 yd. run—C. Oakcrlund. third. Mile run—C. Oakcrlund. first. 220 yd. hurdles—R. ttagnall, second. Pole Vault—K. Johnson, first. Broad jump—H. Neilson, third. High jump—R. Noyes, first. Siiot put—R. Noyes, second. 880 yd. relay—M. Neilson. K. Neilson. k. Ragnall. R. Noyes, first. Mile relay—H. Neilson. K. Neilson, R. Bagnall, R. Noyes, first. + Inasmuch as Snow College had been defeated in debating in the two preceding years, it was understood that with the approach of the present year, all the forces of the school should encourage this activity. William G. Barton was appointed coach, and to gether with the student body debating manager, Mary Neilson, made plans for a successful season. All of the students were urged to try out for this activity, and a great many responded. All in all, the preliminary contests were successful, and the committee felt hopeful. 'File following students were finally selected to represent the institution: Elliott Johnson, Mary Neilson, Edna Domgaard, Burton Thompson, Byron Cox. and Brands Mor-tensen. Of this number, only one had the honor to be on the debating team of the previous year—Elliott Johnson. These people are not only talented, but exceptionally diligent: and the students and teachers alike, felt that they could be trusted to give a good account of themselves, and of the institution. Immediately, they went to work on the assigned subject for the League contests: Resolved, that Congress should lie empowered to override, by a two-thirds vote, decisions of the supreme court declaring acts of Congress unconstitutional. Burton Thompson and Byron Cox, upholding the negative argument. met the Dixie affirmative team at St. George; and Elliott Johnson and Mary Neilson, the Snow affirmative team, met the B. A. C. negative debaters at Ephraim. Snow won both contests by a vote of two to one in each case, thereby giving them the right to meet B. Y. C. of Logan for state honors. While these schools were making ready for the finals, Prof. J. 0. Blaylock Ogden, and Dr. Jos. A. Geddes of Logan were attempting to arrange for a suitable trophy to be given the League. Through their efforts, a Mr. and Mrs. Anderson of Logan presented the League with a beautiful silver loving cup to be presented to the winners of the League each year. This arrangement stimulated the debators, and they were “on edge” for the dual contest which took place at Salt Lake City on -April 13th. The result was a tie, both negative teams winning by a two to one score. Under these conditions, it was agreed that the names of the debaters of both schools be inscribed on the cup, and that it remain in the possession of each institution for a period of six months. Snow will have possession of the cup for the first half year and the following names will appear on it: Elliott Johnson, Mary Neilson, Burton Thompson, and Byron Cox. Let this achievement be an inspiration to all who would excel in this worthy activity. hv not extend our efforts? Why not meet not only members of the League, but other institutions as well ? Nieg a f ive 1 'earn FRANCIS MORTKXSKN BURTON THOMPSON BYRON COX Affirmative Team EDNA DOMGAARD ELLIOTT JOHNSON MARY NE1LSON QUESTION: Rrsolrrd. that Congress should I • empowered to override. by a two-thirds vote, decisions of the supreme court declaring acts of Congress unconstitutional. Opposing team Decision Winning uam Affirmative vs. B.A C Two to one Snow Affirmative vs. b.y.c Two to one B.Y.C. Negative vs. Dixie Two to one Snow Negative vs. B.Y.C Two to one Snow Events of the Year SEPTEMBER It is beautiful in the autumn. All hearts are light and gay. For we’ve just come back to college, On this bright September day. Sept. 15—About fifty bewildered, frightened people wandered hopelessly about the halls, tearing their hair, and passing off numerous very uncomplimentary remarks. The Freshmen are registering. Sept. Id—About forty calm, orderly people are stiiding briskly through the halls, going about their business in an efficient manner. The Sophomores are registering. Sept. 17—The grind begins. Jenkins starts out with an “awful’’ assignment. Sept. 18—'Fhe faculty uses diplomacy,—give us a half holiday to attend the county fair. Sept. 26—Oh, pedagogues weary, come out tonight. To the “handshake” dance so sweet; That you may be found enjoying yourselves. Stomping (stamping) on your teachers’ feet. Sept. 30— Dr. Jensen advocates sound teeth. Good advice to the Frosh; maybe they can bite back, when they “get bit. OCTOBER Like the days: our minds are hazy: But we’ll grasp things, e’er we’re thru’, ’ VVliat, with football games and parties. There has been so much else to do. Oct. 3—Karl and Burton are selected to lead the rival forces on the field of interclass conflict. Oct. 4—Badgers play Monroe. Easy—score 36-6. Oct. 5—Executive committee is completed. Now for the student-body action. Oct. 6—Dull, Oct. 7— dreary. Oct. 8— d------, Oct. 9— dumb. Oct. 10- lessons. CALENDAR—Continued Oct. 11—First student-body hike. Wind and snow, won't let us go, so we have her in the gym. Cut:—was Snell trying to discover new psychological facts, or merely showing off? Oct. 12-20—Brain storm. Oct. 21—Badgers dig out. Leave to meet foes' in northern climes. Oct. 22—U. E. A. vacation, by gosh! Oct. 23—Don M’s pajamas are found in wet knots!!!! Oct. 24—Eddie becomes fire chief: calls out the Salt Lake fire department. False alarm------------------. Oct. 25—Badgers bury Westminster. Oct. 26-29—Snow storm. z I I i j s ! I ■ Oct. 30—Snake dance and shirt-tail parade. Weber is coming. Oct. 31—Another moral victory: Lee C. hugs 'em (on the football field). Well, well—Roscoe Cox is a married man, isn’t he? “Oh what will the harvest be?” Eleanor startles the natives. Did you see the clown at the hop. NOVEMBER November skies are dark and dreary, All the world scorns still and dead. But while the college chaps are with us, There is pep and life instead. Nov. 1—The girls discover that Halloween fun is more fun without fellows. Hen party, we hazard. Nov. 2—Where, oh where docs the faculty get that way? Can’t they ever let up? Nov. 5—More lessons. Nov. 7—Founder's day. Sophomore Bees sting the Frosh Evergreens, but get stung themselves when the prize is awarded. Moral victory from B. V. U. Frosh. Nov. 9—Faith saves the program at Mt. Pleasant. Nov. 11—Armistice day. Bah! school all day! Rough “jigs,” though. Nov. 12—Frosh Sherlocks busy. Where is that green Pennant? Nov. 14—Crack! Spat! Lee uses the S club to many a good END. I Tosh are warned that green things freeze in the winter. •b +■---- | i i i i i I ? ! i I ? i 1 2 I i I : j I ! i i i 1 : I | 6Popular Lady MISS SO A i 'I£lLS()i i B I I i 5 CA LEX DAK—Continued Nov. 15—Where is that screen banner? ? ? ? ? Nov. 17—A trip to Xcphi. • Nov. 18—Meet Mrs. Stevens. 'Congratulations Rowena. Nov. 19—Don't match pennies with Brother Barton. lie’ll get 'em all. Nov. 20—Frosh take intelligence test. Some of them are all there. Zelma contributes to Literature. Lives of great men oft remind us, As we o'er their pages turn. That we too may leave behind us. Letters that we ought to burn. Nov. 21—Quarterly conference, and we needed it. Nov. 22—Did the Sophs get that green banner????? Nov. 23—Heaven help us! Vernon is unprepared in Chemistry. Nov. 24—Heber J. Grant oration. Congratulations Luella. Frosh get their first frost in inter-class basketball. Faculty is invincible at volley ball, old ladies' game anyway. Barton gets the headache. Nov. 25—S Club and Girls Club are boosted by the Roosters. We are all j fasting for Turkey day, including Don Xyberg. Nov. 26—Thanksgiving. That well-filled feeling. Anyone notice Elva at the dance? Nov. 27—Smiles hits town ; says he'll put the finishing touches on his courtship. Nov. 28— Say, what’s the matter with you, stomach? Ain’t 1 always been your friend. . Nov. 29—Rig party, sh sh—sh—, no one knows about it vet. Nov. 30— End of November. DECEMBER Yule tide season:—give this greeting To our classmates one and all: My Old Santa bring you memories Of the Snow whenever he may call. Dec. 1—Elliott brings a headache, a black eye, and a sleepy look to school. Why does he carry aspirin tablets with him? Dec. 2—Zelma is worried, what kind of a party was she to? “Slang is disgraceful.” said Jenkins. You sure slobbered a bibful, sir.” sighed Violet. 'Popular Man MR. KARL XKILSOX CALENDAR—Continued Dec. 3—New quarter approaches. Cram, sluggards, cram. Dec. 4—Jenkins doesn't get time to shave. (NOTE: This is frequently the case.) Dec. 5—A true to life portrayal of the faculty. We hope they will mend their ways. Question: Does J. S., rocking as he does on his feet, ever get seasick? Dec. 6—Lions roar in gym. Vernon and Ira are flunkies and handy-men in the kitchen. Dec. 7—Oh beautiful day of rest. Dec. 8—Winter quarter begins. (Mope is a good breakfast but a poor supper.) Dec. 9—The brew and giveaway gang are with us again. Howard and Tony register. Student body dramatizes, “Oh Eliza, My Liza Jane. Roosters elect Armont as their president. Dec. 10—Rumors of a Sophomore party. Dec. 11—Debaters convene. Big noise. Dec. 12—Clyde’s hair is red. Dye if you must, your old grey hair. Dec. 13—Saturday. Dec. 14—Today is the day for all good students to start to do their fall quarter’s work. Dec. 15—Whoopee!! Eleanor is on time to chemistry for first time this year. How did it happen? Quentin, Karl, Othell, and Elliott are late. 2500 word paper until you can get up,” quoth J. S. Dec. 16—Quentin has new trousers. Dec. 17—Eldon O. tends chemistry lab. Faye and Don roam the Assembly Hall. Dec. 18—S lowonian Celebrity contest. Dec. 19—Testimony meeting. Count your many blessings. It’s surely nice to have so many returned missionaries. Dec. 20—Wash-day for the “batchers. Dec. 21—More back work done. Dec. 22— Kenneth, you should tax your brain, it will do it good. Logic from Prof. Fjeldsted. Dec. 23—I'rosli program. Who says there's no Santa Claus? Rig hearted sophs prevent any more I'rosli grey hairs, green banner returns. Queen of May MISS MARGUERITE Cl IKISTEN'SKX .—4 zJYCusic Report True to tradition, Snow College has had a wonderful music department this year. Never before has Snow attempted such an extensive musical program as was successfully put over this year. Not only has the music department produced programs for the surrounding high schools, but it has taken splendid entertainments to Moroni, Monroe, and Elsinore. These programs were well received and highly appreciated. Our musicians have been one of Snow’s effective advertisements. As a fitting climax for a successful season, the music department essayed the light opera “Priscilla.” The principals were possessed of exceptional talent; and the direction was flawless. The people of Ephraim and Manti were loud in their praise of “Priscilla.” Prof. F. J. Fjeldsted and Miss Alta McCafferty were responsible for the opera; and to them goes the much deserved credit for the production. •hi -M—-ill—— ill — fll — M—— IM — t — HI —Mil —— — i ■ 1 I ■ I i i i . I | i i «■ i i ■ i i i i I : I I Priscilla C ast of Characters M vies Standish Baritone Phil Anderson John Aldcn ....Tenor Krvin Peterson ()badiah Mui£gridge.... .. Bass Ilatehad llii� i ins .... Baritone I. Jenkins Sciiianto . 1 ’automini ist Fdward llo au Corporal Bass 11 ill man Snell Priscilla . .Soprano 1 talma Jensen Resignation A1 e .zo soprano Alta Thonii)son Barbara Alto Fthel Xeilson Faith Soprano ('av Jensen Prudence Mezzo-soprano ... Rose Kasmusson Accompanist ... Armont Willardson ! ! i i i - i I i i i i ! i i - ! i i i i ! I I ! I I ! i i i i C ALENT) A R—Con t i n uecl Dec. 24—Greetings, Greeting, Merry Christmas, everybody. And the sons of Snow did rise up and rebel, and there was no school for a period of ten days. Dec. 25-Jan. 5. (NOTE: Use your imagination.) Turkey dinner, gilts, dance, party, two hours’ sleep, party, party, party, dance, turkey dinner, dance, party. JANUARY Hail! the new year “twenty-five.” Oh, happy thought—new hope arises. “Twenty-four” was gay an dfair; Rut brighter far, the future skies. Jan. 4—Everyone run down. Big night for sleep. Jan. 5—Back to Sing Sing. Nobody prepared. Faculty grouchy. Helen flashes a diamond, false alarm????? Jan. 6t—Cox resigns, the world calls. Karl and Sena are Snowonian celebrities. Jan. 7—Getting used to school again. Jan. 8—Burton is leading man. Jan. 9—Girls club entertains in assembly. Jan. 10—Sleep, sleep, sleep. Jan. 11—Not a thing. Jan. 12—Blessed be the man who, in his wisdom, contriveth holidays for the harassed student. Leadership week is here. Jan. 13—More leadership. Jan. 14—Still more leadership. Jan. 15—Back on the rock pile. Jan. 16—Prof. Maude 'May Babcock reads ‘Lincoln.’ Jan. 18—Boosters initiate. Jan. 19—Elva call it “pic-tur-es-kay,” (picturesque.) Jan. 20—Snowonian Basket dance. How much am I offered for this one? Jan. 21 Boosters initiate. Jan. 23—Backfire. Frosh-Soph debate. Frosh win. Jan. 24—Soph party in gym. Punch and crackers, rah! rah! rah! CALRN DAR—Continued Jan. 27—Quentin takes chloroform. What next will that boy do? Jan. 28—Science Society studies embalming. Wonder who they have a grudge against. Jan. 29—Stunts!!!!!!! ‘Pipe' the strong man, Don N. Jan. 31 — Dixie goes down the Snow slide, score 18-14. FEBRUARY The shortest month and yet the brightest, And altho our memories fade — We will not forget the parties, Programs too, and promenade. Feb. 2—Strange antics in school: Elva wears a gingham apron, Margie takes her doll to school, Eddie galavants in new overalls, and Ned wears his over to his classes. Mo— boy, bring on the bug-house. Feb. 3—We learn more about ourselves. Dr. Knudsen lectures on heredity. Feb. 4—Everyone is cutting hearts and classes for the Prom. Morrell is champion. Feb. 5—Sleep on,—'tis only Sunday. Feb. 6—Ancient history. The Girl of 1875. Glad we didn’t live then. Aha, no lights! doggers make candy anyway. Eggs were plentiful, for particulars see Karl. Great snakes—SCANDAL. Feb. 7—Investigation under way. Feb. 8—Howard on the Carpet. Feb. 9—Elliott in hot water. Feb. 10—Where did that vanilla go, anyway? Page Maurine. Personally, we think that Ardcll and Melva can shed some light on the question. The missionaries hold street meeting. Snell and Jensen add to the atmosphere of the performance. Knudsen and Jenkins object. Feb. 11—Mumps, mumps everywhere; And plenty of mumps to spare. Hot damn fire chief has them. Feb. 12—Lincoln’s 116th birthday. J. S. alone celebrates. Feb. 13—Stololfsky Trio charms us. Feb. 14—Pitching baskets with Manti. We win. Feb. 15—Howard Beef has the mumps. CALEX DAR—Continued Feb. lb—Mabel expects them. Feb. 17—Step softly, Jenkins has a grouch on. Pel). 18— Mass meeting in hall, about the Prom, you know. Feb. 19—Gotcher date? Fel). 20—Patriotic program by Frosh. Mabel and Othell have the mumps, and the Prom is a big success. (That’s a mouthful.) Feb. 21—Fight ’em boys, Fight 'em. We lost to P . A. C. but it was some game anyway. Fel). 23—Apostle Ballard speaks to us in special assembly. Feb. 21—Program committee strikes. Extemporaneous program. Feb. 25—Snow Basketeers leave for tournament. Fel). 2b—Weber entertains ball players. Fel). 27—High school band gives concert. Feb. 28—Eddie receives a lady friend in Ogden. 'The House “dick” is after the boys in Ogden 'Fhe mumps are in Ogden, won’t tell who. MARCH Bold March, yon bring the storm clouds; And you’re cold and loud and bleak. But you bring us many pleasures. So for you we’ll gladly speak. Mar. 1—Basketball fellows return. Rae goes right down to get a kiss. Mar. 2—The Cloggers are at it again;—this time with the Snow Basketeers in the gym. Mar. 3—Cloggers give program. It was quite a revelation, Ina. P'ootball boys receive awards, blushinglv but manfully. Mar. 1—Glee clubs pose for picture. Mar. 5—Aw shoot, exams again. Mar. 6—Freshman party. Year book sinks six dollars. Mar. 7—Singing the blues, because Mar. 8 —we have flunked in our exams. Mar. 9—Brand new Quarter ushered quietly in. Mar. 10—We feast on the art exhibit. rJh ted ill If inners ELLIOTT JOIIXSOX Louis Anderson Oration Hold Medal DAYIDA HARDY Lions Rfficienev Gold Medal LUELLA SCHULTZ Ileber J. Grant Oratorical Contest JANK KKNSKN Student-body Kssav Contest Gold Medal LILLIAN WINN Louis Anderson Oration Silver Medal CALENDAR—Continued Mar. 11 — Bro. Snells and Bro. Jenkins’ paths cross. Who’s who in the Snow College. Mar. 12—Thursday. Nothing to do. but cut classes. Mar. 13—Mont’s Collegians (collisions) entertain us. Mar. 14—Shumway stew night. Mar. 15—Negative debating team leaves tor Dixie. Hope By and Burt are not too rough on Ike and Snell. Mar. 15—Snow scores—two debating victories today. S club entertains visitors in gym. Mar. 17-19—Snowonian drive. Everybody dig deep for your nickels and . dimes. Buy a year book. Mar. 20—We discover that Quentin, Howard, and Don N. have musical talent. Mar. 21—We have finished another week. (Another one will about finish us.) Mar. 22—We rest up for the next week. Mar. 23—Bro. Snell and Virginia have their regular tete-a-tete. Mar. 24—Well! Mar. 25—Well! Mar. 25—Ercel says she isn't going to marry a farmer—she knows Myron will be something else. Mar. 27—Manti Prom. Mar. 28—joe Bunderson cleans house. Mar. 2 —These blankety blank blank lessons. Get Burton to tell you. Mar. 30—We act our dumbest. Mar. 31 — March goes ut like a lamb. APRIL When modest April makes her bow. She sings, and plays, and laughs aloud. Her cheerful mein, she leaves with us; A heritage which makes us proud. Apr. 1—April fool. (Did you ever get bit?) Apr. 2—Fools party. All gym girls and Coach Young there. Apr. 3—Everybody works but Fjeldsted and Othell. Everybody eats but Snell. He had to do the talking. Dramatic Report As a dramatic offering. Snow presented “The Cvpsy Trail, ' hy Robert Housuni. It was a rollicking comedy, fast-moving, and lull of fun from the first speech to the last one. The audience enjoyed it immensely. Cast of Characters j Othell Carlston... j have Jensen...... j Edward Hoggan . | Donald Mol fit Helen Hunt...... V'ivian Anderson.. Elliott Johnson.. Thressa I’ederson Vernon I.arson.... Alta Thompson Michcal Rudder ...I'ranees Raymond ...Edward Andrews .Mr. John Raymond ..............Ellen .... Mrs. Widdimore ...............St iles Miss Janet Raymond ...Johnnie Raymond .......... Director i I J I — CALEX OAR—Continued + Apr. � x • • . pr 5—Oh, how my head aches. 4 ,)r. 7—How can WE study when there is a lyceum? Apr. 8—'File mouse episode, ihimp, bump, bump. Apr. 9—Fun festival in gym. Xow what do you know about that. Apr. 10— Xow is your chance to become something you aren t. Try the YYooz, the results are surprising. Apr. 11—Tony leaves for his mission. Apr. 12—Debaters leave for Salt Lake City. Apr. 13—Snow ties I . Y. C. for debating honors. Apr. 14—Politics, White and Gold conventions held for Student-body offi-cers. Apr. 15—Let’s have a Morrell victory. Apr. 16—Vote Gold. Apr. 17— Marge crowned Queen o.' May. Program is noted for its “breaks. Frosh hike and vienie roast at secluded Willow Creek. Apr. 18—Girl's Hall. Who rules the roost now? Klva boosts her stock by stepping the attorney’s son. Apr. 19—Sunday morning with its blessed “snooze. Apr. 20—Politics and stump speeches. Apr. 21—Campaign assembly. Who’s who in our school? Apr. 22— Ctahna— 1 have a little shadow, He goes in and out with me, And what can be the use1 of him, Is more than 1 can see. Apr. 23—A dark horse in the race. Apr. 24—'Fhe Gold fades. Young goes to Provo vamping. Apr. 25—Hip hooray! That’s doin’ it, track team! Priscilla and John Aklen knock ’em dead. Apr. 26—A restful day, but a bad night. Apr. 27—To Jenkins: Of all sad words that ever were spoke; The saddest are these, “Another stale joke. + CALENDAR—Continued Apr. 28—White party wins. Who takes the honor?— Apr. 30—Time flys on wings of lightning. j MAY Parting time;—the year has ended, f Maytime, decked in Spring's bright hue Bids us linger thru' the summer, ! Just for friendship’s sake, and you. May 1—'file Nutrition class gives us cream puffs? No, Doughnuts? j Just some information, and we all have plenty of that. No. May 2-Mav 3- -Opera company goes to Aland—and to Palisade. -To the Fountain Green Five: “Be more discreet when so near tlie litme of tlie president.” I May 4—Davida decides to study up since she was given the efficiency medal, j Jane receives essay medal. | May 5—Manti High School presents pleasing program. | May 0—A rube party. Freddy the Shiek (alias the Coach) was there. j May 7—Who has a contract? ? ? ? ? May 8—Senior Day. Track meet, dance, lots of fun. May 9—The day after the night before. May 11—Skib Ottosen arrested for speeding—Howard's car was wrecked, mi gosh, lookit the trouble in one family. May 12—Our Monroe friends entertain us. May 13—Can't go tonight, have some back work to make up. Ain't it tough. May 14—Gym girls hike. Men not wanted. Oh, yes—Young went with them. May 13—What is so rare as a day in June;—a moonlight night on the College campus. Ask Kae and Ercel, Helen and Karl, Zelma and Myron, etc. May 16—House cleaning for the most of us. May 18 The countenances of all the boys and girls are long. They realize that the beginning of the end approaches. May 19—Students are warned. No back work accepted after etc, etc. Exams approach. Fk0 THE Kiiturjc.-V' Ucve-r Th GqU Oi ocns handle DifeGRRCe iSH! H OC H i'r Show) t •m ■■■� — i C A L E N D A R-—Co n t in uecl May 20—More of the same thing. Exams closer. “Thru deepening trails, wend your way.” j May 21 — Even more. Press on, ye sons and daughters of Zion. May 22—Honor day. You should have been there. Everyone who didn’t get an honor got honorable mention. May. 24—The grind is over. Baccalaureate address given by Prof. Brim- hall.' ‘ | May 25—The fireworks begin. Exams, exams,—“why didn't 1 cram a little j bit more.” j May 26—Tis all over. ! May 27—Commencement Exercises. Commencement Ball. (Bawl for the lovers.) Farewells are in order. May 28—All is quiet. Everyone has gone home. The campus no longer shelters Romeo and Juliet. And when in bygone ages, We look back o’er the pages, And ponder o’er our deeds and struggles old; So fondly we’ll remember, And most of all we’ll treasure Our college days so bright with rays of White and Gold. ? LOOK! READ! Q sure to read the Advertisements. 'Ehen patronize those Ivho have made our YEAR HOOK possible. Let us show them Our appreciation. Jzct us help you get an Education ATTEND THE SNOW COLLEGE And rl akc Advantage ot the Opportunities Our City affords. Most schooling for the least money and every accommodation . and convenience at your disposal Purest water in the country. Good Electric Lights to study by. Paved walks throughout the City. Excellent Board and Rooms at minimum cost. Free Public Library. Two gymnasiums. New Show House. Good environment for young people. CITY OF EPHRAIM “THE COLLEGE CITY” Snow College posal her facilities unites your attendance and puts at your diswim h arc greater now than ever before. Broad Curriculum Competent Faculty Beautiful Campus Adequately Fquipped Laboratories OFFERING COURSES IN EDUCATION ARTS AND SCIENCES BUSINESS A G RIC U LT U R E MUSIC Snow College EPHRAI'M, UTAH Catalogue on request Plan to enter Fall Quarter Progress Meat and Grocery Co. “OUR GOODS ARE GOOD GOODS” FRESH AND CURED MEATS, GROCERIES, ETC. We are glad to be classed among the many BOOSTERS of the SNOW COLLEGE. One of our greatest desires is—That it may grow as it deserves to grow. We believe all good Ephraim citizens should be ardent BOOSTERS of this Institution. I(ecreation Is Essential We appreciate the fact that in order to l e Representative Students of the SNOW COLLEGE, it is essential that students be good studious young men and women, but nevertheless, the old saying is true, “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” Recreation is necessary in order to Carry on!” We suggest the MOVING PICTURE as one means of getting this necessary recreation. It is nur aim to show nothing but PICTURES of the type that SNOW COLLEGE students should see, and which will ye a benefit to them both in a Recreational and an Educational way. Yours for the Best i?i Moving Pictures EPHRAIM THEATRE ACCURACY You might order a size 14 shirt from a store and find that they had generously sent you size 17. You might exchange the shirt of course. Suppose you had ordered a prescription from your pharmacist, a prescription which had been written after careful diagnosis by your physician. This prescription calls for poison, which is safe and essential when used in the amount ordered, but which would prove fatal if twice as much as ordered were used in compounding the prescription. You take the medicine. There is no chance to exchange it for it is too late. This accuracy means the maintenance of highly trained personnel of pharmacists. The public receives this service at a minimum cost. TRY THE DRUG STORE FIRST D. W. Anderson Drug Co. PHARMACISTS OF RELIABILITY EPHRAIM AND MORONI UTAH DID YOU FALL? Ardell: Is skiing hard on the feet? Ina: No—not on the feet. Fond Mother: Yes Genevieve is studying French and Algebra. Say “Good Morning’' to the lady in Algebra, Genevieve. Eleanor: Lillian, you fool, you are off the key. Lillian: There, there, Eleanor, don't fly off the Handel. Why are you looking so sad, Don, asked Helen Me. “Oh, we had an accident up at our house. “Yes? “Yep. You see. 1 was going to kill my wife, and the cook got in the way and I shot her.” Alton: “Would you like to take a nice long walk? Howard: “Why I'd love to.” Afton: “Well don't let me detain you.” Mrs. Barton: What dreadful language your parrot uses! Mrs. Jensen: Yes. My husband bought the bird in town and brought it home in his car. And I understand he had three blowouts and engine trouble on the way home. FREDERICK C. KANZLER, Mgr. ZION HOTEL EPHRAIM WHERE ALL ATHLETES and SNOW VISITORS MEET WE ALWAYS BOOST FOR SNOW COLLEGE M— Gephart Stores Co. BUY FOR CASH AND PAY LESS We carry a complete line of Cjfurnishings for the Qo-ed and the Qoliege man 1Begin Tour College Work with “Americas Greatest Summer Faculty” Twenty-eight famous educators, each representing a great American University. Courses covering all major branches. Study for term of 6 weeks or full summer quarter. Unique recreational features. 1st term, June 15 to July 25; 2nd term, July 27 to Aug. 29. Tuition fee $25 1st term, $35 quarter. Write for catalog. UTAH AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE LOGAN, UTAH Don’t trust to memory to preserve a the changing likeness of your girls and boys. Memory plays strange tricks sometimes. Have their pictures taken now at Pederson’s Studio EPHRAIM, UTAH foil i Yf r� b,43 XKOWS t v-u i Aow tooK aher [Oh WK Wond rjyt, |:h«w you. and got Soynt- A MU f f r t U � 4 • v« } : :j TV [i 'sjjji «•• - 'ir- ’JI , '■.v V :- ■ ' '; ’ll: • LJIHp ifrsi Jan 5 TRUE CONFESSIONS “At last I have it, shouted Prof. Ike Young, well-known brother of the famous dumb-dora. “No doubt,” I wittingly retorted. “A simple method to prevent the ink from spilling when the bottle breaks,” he informed me. “How?” was my scathing comment. “We will place no bottle around the ink.” “But then—” “Then we will have no ink to spill.” “But how will we write?” was my clever argument. “The other fellow will have no ink. so there will be no letters to answer.” “I see, was my well thot reply. “Simple,” said the professor. “Nothing to it.” “Nothing,” I carefully answered. NIGHTFALL (An effort to get away from time-worn similes.) The sun sank like a red tomato Behind a sky, the color of mud. One by one, then faster and faster (Like bills on the first of the month) The stars appeared. The moon, a cooky someone has bitten, became visible; The stars flickered and twinkled, like Ford lights when the ignition is bad; The twittering of the birds was hushed, as if some celestial proctor had entered an exam room. Darkness fell— Night settled on the landscape with the deliberation of a man falling from a third story window in slow motion pictures. Lolly : That girl has Franklin Teeth. Pop: How come? Lolly: Air-cooled. “Who else have you shown these poems to?” asked the Editor. “No one,” replied Othell. “Then where did you get that black eye?” Your eyes are Hazel, Your mouth is Rose, Your skin is Olive, Your laugh is Mary, You are all Grace— Now whyinell did they have to go and christen you Annie. “A rolling stone gathers no moss,” quoted Snell. “But who is interested in moss now-a-days?” inquired Ervin. Honest weight and never late, A grocery that’s up to date. • i I EPHRAIM CASH GROCERY Our foods are kept fresh with a GBaI{ er Ice zJtiCachine PHONE 2 EPHRAIM, UTAH College City Service Station QUALITY PRODUCTS “Service with a Smile” HARLEY MYERS. Mgr. LADIES RESTROOM Tyro Confectionery SCHOOL SUPPLIES PARTY SUPPLIES ICE CREAM DRUGS COSMETICS HART THORPE, Prop. so IMG Alta. Ilro. Fjeldsted must be math-aniatically inclined. Marv: How come? Alta: Heh is a mean proportion. TODAY, TOM( )RK(.) Y, THE NEXT DAY— : I : I r I ■ Every day there are things happening—anniversaries, weddings, various observances, etc., which call for Floral Recognition. PHONE EIGHT-O Where the Flowers Grow PROVO GREENHOUSE I Artistic AhCillinery SERVICE and PRICE ALWAYS RIGHT AT Jftfrs. £ l d i Cggertsen We believe in the Snow and will ROOST FOR IT Call on us for GREETING CARDS ALL KINDS OF PAPER SCHOOL SUPPLIES ETC. ! Save your wedding announcements | for us | The Ephraim Enterprise EASTON JENSEN Mrs. II. I . Madsen. Agent Ephraim. Utah Kindly Old Gentlemen: Did 'tuns break ‘uni little dolly? Sweet Child: Yes. Why the h—1 do they make the d---------n things so fragile, anyway? 'Drugs groceries School S u p plies EPHRAIM. UTAH +■•—— ■f 4 —• BAD BREAKS Armont: Can you play Chopin? Alta: Xo, is it anything like Mali Jong? “Forgive me Helen, (Hunt) I know I shouldn’t have kissed you,” pleaded Morrell. “Aw, go on, that ain't why I am sore. You wiped your lips on my collar after you did.” “Terrible, terrible. Burton went swimming and a goat ate his clothes.’’ “What did he come home in?” “In the twilight.” Vera: You poor fish. Don’t fold your napkin in a cafe. Eddie: I gotta, to get it in my pocket. Lorenzo was a liar. He lied in myth and song. E’en when he was a-dying, He lied in bed too long. He got somehow to heaven, Slipped in beneath the wire. But when he joined the angels, They handed him a lyre. Llovd Price: Do gooseberries have legs? Merlin: No. L. P.: Then I must have swallowed a caterpillar. Jenkins: How would you punctuate this sentence? Phyllis com- ing down the street in a split skirt smiled sweetly at the boys. Ed Hogan : I would make a dash after Phyllis. “Hey, why don’t you ever brush your shoes?” asked Mamine. “There’s no hair on my shoes,” replied Phil. By Vernon Larson I dont like J. S. at all. In fact I think lie’s punk. He sharpened his pencil with MY knife To mark me down a flunk. Elliott: Howard, you are wanted on the phone. Howard: Tell him 1 want a quart. Elva: I believe I 'll take my beauty nap. Mabel: Take a good long sleep, dear. Stude: Heber Dennison lias a passion for learning. Hans: Isn’t that a strange name for a girl? LAUGH THIS ONE OFF! Mr. VVillardson: “Will Armont learn to drink at your school?” Prof. Jenkins: “Sorry sir, but we can hardly find enough for the fac- ulty.” Zelma : I have a cold in my head. Karl: Well, that’s something. “Gosh you’re dumb,” said J. S., “why don’t you get an encyclopedia?” “The pedals hurt my feet,” replied Young. The two stood on the darkened porch after the dance. She waited. “Love is blind,” Myron quoted rapturously. “Well, can’t you tell where I am by feeling?” Ercell asked peevishly. Edd lloggan is taking a very hot bath every night. IIis mother thinks he may be in love, but he explained to me that lie is trying to get hard-boiled. Sweet thing: Jack can read my face like a book. Sweeter: Plain reading with lots of color, isn't it dearie? Eldon Otteson: I have an idea. Ethel: l� e good to it. It's in a strange place. Teacher: Who can use ‘receive’ in a sentence? Vera Knudsen : W hen I go home tonight, I shall receive a whipping. Teacher: Good. The tightest man in the world is the Scotchman who shot off a pistol outside his house on Christmas Eve and then came in and told the children that Santa Claus had committed suicide. Absent-minded Professor (Snell), talking into the telephone: Oh, is this the Fire Department? Oh, yes: well will you inform me the nearest Fire Alarm P� ox, my laboratory is on fire! Mother: Now Joe, if you put this wedding cake under your pillow, what you dream will come true. Joe P� .: Why can't I eat the cake and put the pillow over my stomach? Mr. Isaacson : Eddie, how did you come out with your exams. Eddie: Oh! 1 knocked 'em cold. Mr. I.: How is that? Eddie: Got Zero. How does a weak tire know you are all dressed up and ready for a party? Spend a little less than you make and start a Savings Account and it surprises you to see how fast your savings account will grow 4°|o Interest I aid on Savings Computed Semi-annually BANK OF EPHRAIM “THE PEOPLE’S BANK” Established 1905 MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM IF YOU WANT TO SAVE MONEY ON YOUR HOME, LET US FIGURE IT Albert Johnson Lumber Co EPHRAIM, UTAH “Where it pays to trade” Good Building Material and Texaco Roofing Vvihat a wv h GirlisK Iv . v S -I r. Some Jfuts, To Crack. By ($unl Thfc'te - ), RRH! rrh,' r « CASTLE GATE Mii wi mwu—g|. hi ■■■ w Mniif n—m| CLEAR CREEK GREAVES COAL CO. Quality and Service PLEASANT VALLEY WINTER QUARTERS ? ? ? ? ? Eddie: How much do you weigh? Vera : Oh, not enough to spoil the crease in your trousers. J. N. HANSEN’S 1 Ephraim Ephraim’s Big Quality Store [ Social (Hall ! j It's a pleasure, to shop at The Finest Dance Hall in the State J. N. Hansen The Best Floor The Best Ventilated Dependable Merchandise. Great Variety The Best Lighted The Best Music The Best Dances One Price to All and Never The Best Conducted Undersold IN THE BEST TOWN EPHRAIM We feature— Style Plus (slothing One to three dances a week. Every Friday. The best made for the price • • +■— ——— —— }. N. Hansen, Prop. ... .j. FOR— STYLE QUALITY PRICE SERVICE SEE m Breinholt Sisters ! ! Leading Milliners i ; I | Dr. A. J. Neilson Physician and Surgeon □ Office at Residence Phone 20 Ephraim, Utah i 1 Dr. Ernell Jensen A. W. Jensen dentist : Attorney-at-Law Graduate of Northwestern Uni- versity of Chicago Ephraim, Utah 0 □ Office over T. Hansen's Store Ephraim, Utah City Attorney, Ephraim City, Office Phone 10 Res. Phone 45F2 Utah i cThe Provo Chamber of Commerce Through Its Member ■ j 7 jA(Yw Gentury Printing Go. printers of publications FOR SNOW COLLEGE Especially Invites Snow College Graduates To it tend the BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY to Continue Their Education TOLD IX THE IJ HR ARY What's the use of speaking correct English? Nobody would understand you ! Quentin Anderson: Offisher! Offisher! I've losht in’ way! Call a cop, willya? Sarah: He who laughs last laughs best. Milla: But he who laughs first sees the point. Clare : I t’s hell, ain’t it ? Thelma M : hat? Clare: Where all bad people go. Algernon, Jr.: Papa, is that snow? Algernon, Sr.: (evil minded) Lord, no, child, that’s the angels’ dandruff. PINE TREE SERVICE STATION J. SUDWEEKS. Prop. WE AIM TO PLEASE THE TRAVELING PUBLIC Gasoline9 Gil Accessories Completely equipped shop in connection EPHRAIM, UTAH He put his arm about her waist. She did not draw away in haste. She did not scream, she did not shout, Xor did she even seem put out. She did not struggle or grow red, As one would naturally opine. Right here I think it might be said Her waist was hanging on the line. We don’t like to be superstitious, but we are inclined to believe that if a man fell out of the 13th story window of a building on a cloudy Friday that happened to be the 13th day of the month, he might in consequence, hurt himself rather badly. Eldon O, (In his 4 1) : Hello kiddo, tired of walking? Ethel: Yell! Eldon : Then try sitting on the curbstone for a while. The new and unusual—that sparkling reality which U known as the life of each school year—is caught and held forever within the pages of Bureau built annuals. The ability to assist in making permanent such delightful bits of class spontaneity rests in an organization of creative artists guided by some 17 years of College Annual work, which experience is the knowledge of balance and taste and the fitness of doing things well. In the finest year books of American Colleges the sincerity and genuineness of Bureau Engraving quality instantly impresses one. They are class records that will live forever. BUREAU OF ENGRAVING, Inc. “COLLEGE ANNUAL HEADQUARTERS' MINNEAPOLIS. MINNESOTA The practical side of Annual management. irsetuding advertising, selling, organisation and f nance, is com-prehen sit e(y covered in a series of Edi'orial and Business Management hooks called ,Success in fnnual Building, furnished free to Annual Executives Secure Bureau co-operation. Wt invite your correspondence. COLLEGE HUMOR “Hello, there, Kenneth, what are you doing out here at this time of the night?” “Oh, I’m just taking the air.’’ “Doctor’s orders?’’ “Nope, girl I just proposed to.” “What shape is the earth?” asked the teacher. “Round,” replied Rawlin. . “How do you know it’s round?” “All right,’’ said Rawlin, “it’s square then. 1 don’t want to start any argument.’’ “Are you laughing at me?’’ Demanded the irate J. S. of his class. “No,” came the answer in chorus. “Well,” insisted J. S. “what else is there in this room to laugh at?” 1 have called, sir,’’ said the bashful young man. “to request your daughter's hand in marriage.’’ “No sir, I won't have my daughter tied for life to a dumbell,’’ cried the irate Knudsen. “Then, sir,’’ was the reply, “you’d better let me take her off your hands.” PRACTICTAL USES FOR TEXTBOOKS It is not generally known that textbooks have practical uses. The prevalent opinion held by the average American college student is that a useful textbook is not a textbook. However, there are several uses to which a textbook may be put, without dispelling this ancient tradition. For instance, a textbook, placed under one leg of a lopsided table, will exert a marvelously stabilizing influence on that piece of furniture. Or, again, if one does not own a lop-sided table (if there be such an animal!) one will be pleasantly surprised at the results obtained by using the book as a necktie press. Obviously, the larger and more expensive the textbook, the better the results to be obtained. Law books will be found most excellent. Other suggested uses are: 1. Throw it at the freshman when a paddle is not within reach. 2. Send it home for your young brother to sit on while practicing on the piano. 3. Carry your mail in it when it rains. The mail won’t get wet. 4. Realize on the original outlay. Sell it at a bookstore, and have a good week-end date. 5. Lastly, the book is inevitably worn in disguising oneself as a College student. Try it and see. 1Autographs 1Autographs zAutographs