Snow College - Snowonian Yearbook (Ephraim, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 116 of the 1922 volume:

THE SNOIDONIAN PUBLISHED B1J THE S. N. G STUDENT BOD1] 1921-1922 STAFF J. CLACTON IDATTS ARUILLA ANDERSON UDELL JENSEN UERDA ROBINS BljROTl THOMPSON EURAlj ANDERSON To our former President, Newton E. Noyes, whose faithful ser -uice to our school will euer be a monument of honor unto him, we dedicate this 1922 Snowonian. He will euer be remembered and loued by his students and associates in this Institution. If F?SvTO l The Faculty of the Snou? Normal College feels that their sentiments and ideals can be expressed in no more forceful words than those of Rudyard Kippling’s poem “If.” IF If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowances for their doubting too: It you can wait and not be tired by waiting. Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don’t give way to hating. And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim. If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss: It you can force your nerve and heart and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone. And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!” If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch. If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much: If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth off distance run. Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it. And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, My son! — By Rudyard Kippling ADAM S. r.RXXTOX Superintendent of Church Schools WAVXE ] . IIALES President Snow Normal College NEWTON E. NOYES, M. A. Head of Normal School Psychology and History of Educat'd! MAHON RI THOMSON, M. Accts. Principal of Commercial School and Registrar Bookkeeping and Shorthand WILLIAM G. BARTON, M. A. Principal of High School History and Social Science RULON W. CLARK, A. B. Coach Athletics and Physical Education OLIVE ANDERSON Domestic Art J. S. CHRISTENSEN, A. P,. Physical Science and Literature A ETON HINCKLEY, A. B. Domestic Science and English H. E. JENSEN, M. S. Natural Science and Agriculture ANDREW MORTENSEN PETER L). JENSEN, A. B. Manual Training Head of English Department and Normal Training W. KING DRIGGS Vocal Music and Art RALPH E. BOOTH. MARIE WILLARDSEN Band and Orchestra Matron SARAH J. GILLESPIE DAN C. HUNTER, B. S. Oral Expression and Physical Mathematics and Science Education LOUIS ANDERSON President Hoard of Education Snow Normal College BOARD OF EDUCATION Front row, left to right: X FAY TON E. NOYES, J. X. DO k I US Ex-member LEWIS ANDERSON. L- R- ANDERSON President JACOB B. JACOBSON Back row, left to right: WAYNE B. HALES PROF. THOMAS A. BEAL DR. A. J. NIELSON ADOLPH MERZ C. R. DOR I US ROBERT D. YOUNG, (Absent) IMPROVEMENT The joy o fl efis I ing it. o rso itse e into me: I nfitiding sha c kl oetiyo u wr ats, the nstr ugj ingil I a ’r ere e ; 1 use e ingr o nga tidr ighing the m. ilr enaing sp -i did dr it 1113 The ntoi ihg til the visio tiis a sr e at isino ving at enas. The ha pip stmor tl a) tithe e a r Mi he w ho e tidshis da y Byl e ingr better tlia tihe fo u nd tb looma 1 o tig wa v . We r 1 tlii ttgp r fe dntr ether evvo 11 1 ixletia u g Ifito r 111a til to . 1 fwha tis o 1 vsler egoo de n ulgwe ’ nciv enc e the new. T he o til y ha pi pnyo fr e sfc tha tw hie h fo 1 1 stnfise A nd see ingso mec o ntilni tiointo the joy o fl fe . H ewlio ha so p rseio nfel ti tide oqtiu edv it is he Who r e a kiiojwsthe ha p p ineastirip e a o fcb e ingfe e . Themis r ie s fl efa r her ea ndwitli them a 1 nht s t p o , Vdis eke fo rjoy thru he dg etlsic ko fc n ea nd p anions t g r o.p e T' hr itlisa p put) m� t ma tiniu stgo to va 1 ipdaaai r c dir li ;I To r a I knpw the joy o fliea 1 dima tiniu stfir stlx il 1 . T he w r mgs a r her do nil a 11 tor ig |iti tidlia p jxdtsss ha d Bystr ivingto sup pal ntw ith go o dhe e vila ndthe ba d. Tit jo yo fl efis I hug it a tiddo ig thing so fwor th 1 tuna k iti$? iglit a ndfr it lit la f tiio ba r e h p o tsfe atlr. I nfa c ing dd a ndma s r ingt h m a ndr iki gir o nil e e And mak itg tr 11 «vha t o tie e ia.4 3 aendwha twa sb titer ,s we e t. F o d til lie ktio wq c r f jt)y who sel til (bit o fso il I sr ie hetha nw ha it was w he the beg auito il . 1C dga rA. G 11 t. COLLEQE CLASS OFFICERS BEED SANDERSON President OWEN ANDERSON. Vice President 111 ETON K El. LETT, Veil Master DA VEDA OLSON. Dramatic Manager MINNIE NELSON, Reporter OEM EL JACOBSON. Secretary and Treasurer ALMERA ANDERSON. Class Representative BYRON THOMSON Athletic Director REED SANDERSON Class President Eairvicw. Utah Don’t do today what yon can put off until tomorrow. DELLA ANDERSON Koosharem, Utah Matter of fact in all things. Knows the second commandment. MAE SANDERSON Eairview. Utah Good in all things—mainly, disposition. classes and size. KENNETH W1TLOCK Mayfield. Utah Very self conscious—hut he takes lo the water like a duck. EVERT DRAPER School Ecporttcr Fountain Green, Utah “Marriage is an instinct. W ho is she. Dick? ARY ILL A ANDERSON Asst. Editor Ephraim. Utah She's small hut she docs things. To her give half the honor, she lightens the Editor’s burdens. JANE LAMB Wales, Utah As a nature student, she is fond of birds, flowers and (U) dell. ADRIAL NORMAN Eairview, Utah In a class by himself. He dons not dance nor docs he care for the girls. DORA AUGASON Fountain Green, Utah Rather timid, but a shining light in all her classes. GLADYS DAVIS Wales, Utah “None hut she and Heaven know, Of what she’s thinking! It may be c t’ cr books or beaux l ine scholarship, or stylish clothes Per cents or prinking.” HILTON KELLETT Yell Master Moroni, Utah A likely young chap, quite slender oi limb. Surrounded by in a i d e n s. all wishing to “step” him. MAUDE NIELSON Ephraim, Utah Instead of ruling, this year it is Rulon. ESTHER BARTI 101,0 M KVV Fayette, Utah Has a romantic nature, likes £00(1 times, and sends letters to Boxeklcr. MINNIE NELSON Class Reporter Moroni, IF tali Has a smile for every one—but only one was Smiles to her. CAROL RETHRSOX Ephraim, Utah A charm attends her everywhere. A sense of beauty. Care smiles to see her free of care. The hard heart loves her unaware; Age pays her duty. SARAH DAVIS Wales, Utah Takes a passive interest in school. Has eyes that ray conic hither.” CHLOE REESE Moroni. Utah Full of fun—likes nothing belter than jokes on someone else. BERTA LAMB Student Body Sec’y and Trcas. Ephraim, Utah Loves dancing, singing, playing, and Reed (ing). RULON CHRISTENSEN Student Body President Ephraim. Utah Most people look up to him. VERDA ANDERSON Student Body Vice President Fountain Green, Utah A melodious voice, personality rare, Has this young maiden with auburn hair. WELT HA PEACOCK Eairview. Utah A clever talker; takes an active interest in the opposite sex. ERA STEVENSON Librarian Ephraim, Utah Has read the book “How to make love” from cover to cover and is certainly on to the job. JOHN HANSEN Eairview, Utah A book worm. He reads more books in a week, than Sam does in a year. GWEN ANDERSON Class Vice President Eairview, Utah Most girls arc afraid of cemeteries at night, but she likes Or (e) aves both day and night. ALMERA ANDERSON Class Representative Manti. Utah Of all the members of our class She’s one who Rets the A’s! Because she answers all the questions And wins the teacher’s praise. LUCY SORENSON Ephraim, Utah Has a sunny disposition and blushes very easily. SAM PETERSON Eairview. Utah “Happy ro lucky” sort of fellow. “if you don’t like me, its your own fault!” DEON ALLRED Fountain Green. Utah Demure, rather shy, would like to—but daren’t! WANDA ROBERTSON Fountain Green, Utah Full of pep. talking is her chief occupation. I. CLAYTON WATTS Editor in Chief Ephraim, Utah He thinks being Editor is a College Job, rather than a College Honor! INEZ HARDY Moroni, Utah A jolly maiden who has her share of common sense and uses it. DELBERT DALTON Circlevillc, Utah A quiet. indnstrious chap. Will make his mark in the world. DAVFDA OLSON Dramatic Manager Gunnison, LI tali The only member of our class to gain the degree M. R. S. VERNA MADSFN Ephraim, Utah A saucy young miss. Is not afraid to say what she thinks. BYRON THOMPSON Class Athletic Director Ephraim, Utah Will spend his life in an endeavor to show people that he has learned something. ALICE TUCKER Fairview, LI tali Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone. (iRACE MADSEN Fountain Green, Utah An ambitions student, who lias “hitched her wajjon to a star.” LOIS ALFRED Spring City. Utah A promising young singer. She lias promised—Say. have you seen the diamond? VERDA ROBINS Asst. Business Manager Scipio, Utah Custom has it that the robins fly south in the winter, but this one didn’t. She stayed with (leorge. FLOY ALLRED Spring City, Utah She intends to teach white children, even if she is All red. GEN1EL JACOBSON Class Scc’y and Treas. Manti. Utah A happv, healthy lass, who really likes to study. THELMA SANDERSON Manti. Utah She is fond of sweets, parties and boys. iVRlGGS LUND Ephraim, Utah Very talkative. Tries to “vamp” all the girls. Is success in sight? LAURA REUSE Wales, Utah • Another student of nature. Prefers birds, especially t h c (W) Ren. OLETA DAVIS Wales. Utah She knows one thing, and that is How (ward). 11.A VVZY Spring City. Utah She is different from the rest. But has many friends, nevertheless. ELSIE LARSEN Fair view, Utah Takes all life offers and smiles her 1 hanks. VARTAN YIORTEXSON Ephraim. Utah When you want a thing go after it.” Varian has gone. WOODRUEE ALLAN Circlevillc, Utali Conscientious ami Ambitious. NAOMI COTTER Wales, Utah A worker, intends to accomplish scr.ictking in life. ARMADA BAILEY Ephraini, Utah High marks, her specialty. Has rare musical ability. EDNA JENSEN Salt Lake City, Lhah Likes Geography. Studies Iceland. Greenland and (Le) land. DAYEDA HANSEN Ephraim, Utah She is not frivolous, and she is certainly some cook. “IT'S THE LIFE Ten minutes to nine! I felt my pulse quicken and my knees grow suddenly weak. Only ten minutes more a:id they would be in. W ho? If they had been a bunch of savage desperadoes. the fright which was overtaking me could have been no worse. As it was they were only a crowd of “sweet, innocent children.’ However. I questioned their innocence in the schoolroom. 1. myself, had vivid recollections of tacks, paper wads, etc. Why could 1 not muster up that fine courage 1 had had for weeks before. With endless amount of theory in my cranium, and a still greater amount in my books. I was fully prepared to meet any emergency. (Fond dreams. I assure you). They were in the room. I attempted to smile a pleasant good morning which resulted in a terrible grimace and several suppressed giggles. “Bubbles was suggested as a song for opening exercises. “Fine.’’ said I .What luck that they should choose one I knew so well. Grasping the edge of the desk to control my nervousness. I began the familiar strain. “Fm forever blowing bubbles-----. I suddenly realized 1 was “Bub- bling alone, and the uproar that followed was far from soothing. To my horror I learned that my “Bubbles and theirs, were never blown by the same composer. The events which followed on that never-to-be-forgotten day, are too numerous and touching ( ?) to relate. By closing time my theory was buried forever. I was a staunch supporter of corporal punishment and all other teachers' hobbies. I smiled with satisfaction as 1 thought of the shaking I gave the kid who laughed at my writing. I breathed a sigh of content as 1 glanced at the pair of huskies memorizing a ten-stanza poem; at a similar pair struggling with decimals: and at the innocent-looking chap cleaning blackboards. W hen asked for the plural of child, he had glibly answered “twins. It was over and what a relief. 1 felt like a punctured toy balloon and wondered if I'd ever he like I used to be. How's teaching?” called a voice, to which 1 quickly answered. “It’s the life. Almera Anderson. WHAT AM 1? Am I n o a fa vrad human b ei liivgi nigm blessed age, Jn a glo io uslan 1 1a dun dcrthe best go veil me nf b un ahpo n the fa ceo fthe earth? Yes! a n durt hr fcha ntha t,I a ma n immo rta liein gsen ti mtthe wo rldto b esehoo Id a n dr ied to be giv enexperienc es whi chjf I liv • wisely a n oh-ell will fit me fo r thcsociety o ftho sevvho ha vdia d Id tyi da- Is,a n d hav eliv edn 6 leiiv eso Risefulness a n d erice. S evice? Ah! there is the key ,the mast efcey which unlo cksthe ma gd d o o rs to genuin eha ppi es. I ma yn t b ea b l toeren derserv i cm the sa mew a va s so na o frny a sso das, but thro ug ku tieo f tits a vio' uirea u-tiful pa ra Idc I kn o vtlia tl hav etalents. W hether I hav e few o rma n yvv;o eb eunto me if I b uy them. If I do n o t us a- n ilnpro v t-ho r 1 ha v, they will be taken fro mme a n d giv ento o n who ha sstri veiilili gntly . B utg ea tw 11 be my gain if I do usea n ilnpro v diem, fo ro her a n 4 rea tetar 1. en tswill then b egiv en me . Wha tl a m es t.ther efo jaipo limyself. I ha v tale tis , 1 hav eo ppo mti tiie s.but whet herthese will a lwy sbe mi n e, dep en depo lithe co ursel take in life. 1 sha lllet service, then, b etny wa tclivvo rdryin gto rea -liz etha tif I giv eto thewo rldthe b esttlia tl ha e. the b «t wil Ico meb a cko me. Myva thwo rdsha lib e,o n wd p ro -gress—ev erstriv iig— ev erimpro vug ,a n cj eservin g . The n will my existed cei unor a litybe a pc ri oodfsatisfa ck) na n d ha ppiess, a n dvi tdi utslia mel ca na sk“ Vi lit A m I” an d the a n sar will echo ba ck, AM a n . Almcra Anderson. J . Message to the College Class “ life is vvlia twe mak« it, ‘is a time-wo r b u tr uestatemen t. T nthe p la n flife, the C r • r « tocl erifedso . I nthe gr ea t o un c lilefroethe or a t n o f this wor Id these wo r dwer espo keu“ We will go down —a n ilia k a nea r tlvher e n th e sen a ydwcll; a n cKe wi 1|) r o the niher evit h,to sec if they w 11 do a 11 things wha tso verthe Lor dlieir Godsha 11c mma n d them ; a n diey who keep their fir t esta 1 s ha 11 eadded u ]) o; n n d t h ejvho keep n o tlhcir fi r efcta tesha I In o ha veglo r in the sa me k in gdo with tho e who k eeptheir fir stestat c a n dhey who keep the sec o ncdta t sha 11 ha v g! o raveled upo nthe irh e a d s' o r ever a n (SI o r e veOu Fr ghteou h essin thefir stesta tema cl us r eip i- e tis o f tlv efir fe a diki o n fg 4 r w,hile tho e who kep tn o th e ir fir stesta t. He ha thr eser veih ever la stincgha in is,n id dar knse i! n tdhe judgmen to fthe Gr eallay . Patseu r the gr ea ate dn ist, sa id tha Wfe dep eris up opr -ec in glife. Is n o this the fun dnnen ta hii « p hy fo urr d|gio u s I? Hef? Do we n o b dieve tha tthr o u jjlis o wnc ho c sac h ma n is th esha pr o fliis o wndestiny ? Let the wo r dsfLdii to his so n J a b a nwer , “ .Wa mf ill tha tma nmight b e a n dnen a r itha t they might h aevjoy . An dthe Messia lie meth in the fullness o f ti mejtha the ma yr ed eenthe c hild eno .: men fro mthe f H. An d I) eacusctha tthey a r k ed c emerb m thefall, they ha vd ec m fr ee i o r vkrn, oinvgg o ofdo mevil, to a e tti rthemselvesa n d o to be a ced u j) o sa ,vat be by the j) u n islent o fthe la wa tthe gr ea ;t n d la stda ya cot din go the c o mandmen tswhic hG o ha thgiven . ” F elo wstu d es.twe a r alight, whic his set u j) oanhill ’ a n d the ey e « fth ee a r ctlir tur n eih o u al ire tio nLetu sthe n“ Bmld t oady str o ga n chi r. u ]) oat fir ma n dtea d kt ba e. ’’ Let u s who le a vthis institu td nthis y e a who ha v o u fo mala tio hi id, b mid u p oiti sto k !)y st o ne.Let us c ilub, though it takes y 1 ea r s of str ugfe o versto n p a she ihib to thehigher a Ititd esabove the f o g n alnist, wher ewe c a too kup o iki fevith un dmni- edisio n , a n d a ik cthe b lesin gswe en ya n th eser vie we o wein r � uet.n I nso do ing wisha llha vep ea coefmind. Joy wi II be o u ris this life, a n cilia tg r e a aen duller j o vvlii c Js p r q� r efl o die r ig hoe us sha 11b eo ur her ea f teiG.lo r sha 11b ea ddedu p o m s f o reeva n elver . SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS I-' !•; In I) PETERSON President VOX DEL LA HANSEN. Vice President EDNA JOHANSF.N. Secretary and Treasurer ALVA ARMSTRONG. Debating Manager RAV OLSON. Asst. Yell Master UDELL 1ENSEN. Yell Master OR ANT BEAL, Athletic Director (iKOKCK XIKLSOX. Class Reporter REED C HRISTENSEN. Class Representative FEKD PETERSON Class President Ephraim, Utah A man of action. Overcomes all obstacles ami wins the admiration of every one. VONDF.I.I.A HANSEN Class Vice President Eairvicw, Utah A real sport. Would make a fortune in the movies. RHODA LARSON Mayfield. Utah A buxom country lass. Always speaks for herself. STANLEY NIELSON Ephraim, Utah A good-looking Senior, who is rather shy. GRANT REAL Athletic Director Ephraim, Utah Looks serious, but he isn’t. Mis motto is “Better late than never.” EDNA JOHANSEN Class Secretary and Treasurer Ephraim. Utah Bright and reliable. Takes excellent care of the Senior f unds. JU'I.ON MURPHY Ephraim, Utah Likes dramatics, car rides, his saxaphone and engagements. LEILA KELSON Ephraim, Utah A social honey hce. Is known by her smiles. EDNA I’OTTER Ephraim, Utah Very congenial to the opposite sex. Must not be taken too seriously. LESLIE MADSEN Ephraim, Utah Keen and thoughtful, but isn’t opposed to amusements. UDELL JENSEN Yell Master Ephraim, Utah A veritable Romeo. Hut if there is work to do. Udell is always there to take charge of it. ALVA ARMSTRONG Ephraim, Utah - debater. Likes school and aims to be President some day. GEORGE NIELSON Ephraim, Utah Not so bashful as he looks. An able substitute tor any teacher DORTHY CHRISTENSEN Ephraim, Utah Winning manner, winsome ways. Smiles and laughs because it pays. REED CHRISTENSEN Class Representative Ephraim, Utah A handy man with a football. He has never been kicked off any man’s porch. RAY OLSON Asst. Yell Master Ephraim, Utah Has little use 'or women, but likes to be with them anyhow. EVENTA HANSEN Ephraim. Utah A combination of seriousness and tun. WESLEY THOMPSON Ephraim. Utah 50% Common sense. 25% Ambition. 25% Mischief. 100% Good Fellow and Friend. Senior Class History We are a small class, but you know the ol l savins . The best things are done sip in small parcels. In September of IdlK we entered the Snow Normal College as a crowd of green High School ITeslnnen. (ireenness characterizes Freshmen in general but green things are the things that grow. We are all full of pep and determination, hence thru diligent application of our energies to our work we finished our first year successfully. Thru our Sophomore year we worked in the same industrious way. Many happy hours we spent in hard work. Result: The successful termination of our second year. The Junior reputation did not suffer at our hands, because we were indeed the life of the school socially. Also we crammed a wee bit more knowledge into the ivory. We thoroughly enjoyed our work and our pleasures. Now that we are finishing our Senior Year, we have developed into young men and voting women who promise to do things in the future. Forecast We have in our class three future I . S. presidents, three well known debaters, several noted singers ami some world renowned athletes. SENTIMENTS of the Senior Class to the Lower Classes we express in the following lines Written by Edgar A. (iuest The things that haven’t been done before, t hose are things to try ; Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore At the rim of the far-flung sky. And his heart was bold and his faith was strong As he ventured in dangers new, And he paid no heed to the jeering throng C )r the fears of the doubting crew. The many will follow the beaten track ith guideposts on the way. They live and have lived for ages back With a chart for every day. Someone has told them it’s safe to go On the road he has traveled o'er And all that they ever strive to know Are the things that were known before. A few strike out. without map or chart. Where never a man has been. ITom the beaten paths they draw apart To see what no man has seen. There arc deeds they hunger alone to do; Though battered and bruised and sore. They blaze the path for the many, who Do nothing not done before. The things that haven't been done before Are the tasks worth while to-day; Are you one of the flock that follows, or Are you one that shall lead the way? Are you one of the timid souls that quail At the jeers of a doubting crew. Or dare you, whether you win or fail. Strike out for a goal that’s new? RAIN It isn't raining rain to me. It's raining daffodils: In every dimpled drop I see Wild flowers on the hills. The clouds of gray engulf the day And overwhelm the town— It isn't raining rain to me, It’s raining roses down. It isn't raining rain to me. I hit fields of clover bloom. Where any buccaneering bee May find a bed and room. A health nnto the happy, A fig for he who frets— It isn't raining rain to me. It's raining Violets. Remember that happy laces are beautiful faces, and, that happy faces are the reflections of happy thoughts.” “Authority” means “Service. Wisdom is knowing what to do. Skill is knowing how to do it. Hut real human service is characterized in the doing. “When we are alone we need watch our thoughts, in the family our tempers, and in company our tongues.' “To be ready for the great crisis of life we must learn serenity in our daily living. It is not possible for any man to conceal his true character. Thru our words, thru our actions, thru our clothes, people see our souls. —J. Edgar Foster. As righteousness tendeth to life, so he that pursucth wickedness, pursueth it to his own death. — lirigham Young. Shallow men believe in luck: strong men believe in cause and effect. —Emerson. A. CLASS OFFICERS •Melvin Robins F.lva Peterson John Beal Alta 'l‘!ioni| son Cannon Anderson Mary Stevenson Elizabeth Hatch George Barton JUNIOR CLASS ROLL CALL Anthony Hansen Anna Jensen 'rchie Anilcrson Al in Jackson Alt:. Thompson Aury Draper Arlaiul Anna son Arvilfa I'cterson Alta I’cterson Ahlen Beal Armond Armstrong Bird Smnsicn Cannon Anderson Clara Peterson Cannon Thomson Christy Thorpe Clinton lustcnscn Elizabeth Hatch F.va Peterson F.ttray Hunt Kuray Amlerson Fay Miner George Barton Grant Bagiev George Jackson ilen Paulson Howard Xiclson Hannah Christensen Hilda Sanders 1 la Bagley John l.tmd iolm Beal iatic Anderson I.ncile Humphrey I.ucilc Peterson I.ee Christensen Lillian Christiansen Lillian Greaves Laronzo Anderson Milton Beal Melvin Robins Mabcn Seeley Maude Hanson Marion Allred Mary Stevenscn .Marguerite Christensen Melba Potter Reuel Christensen Rawlin Bagnall Rttdger Benson Reed Burr Ruby Rasmussen Reynold Peterson Robert Peterson Ralph Bjcrrcgaard Robert Thompson Ruby Benson Ruth Benson Sarah Christensen Sarah Isaacson Thelma Lewis Theriot Bryson Vera Sumsion Weston Justenscn William Carlston ’.WO| . Uli OlUO£—l[. 5lIJ UU OUIO SSY'ID I( HN.l I JUNIOR CLASS R1STOR1] In the fall of 1918, a crowd of merry youngsters, wild, and full of fun, entered the Snow Normal College. Our school life has ever been one of initiative and independence of spirit and action. s a result, we have commanded the respect of the rest of the school. We have worked for the uplift of the institution mentally, morally and physically. Our victories in all lines of school activity attest our whole heartedness of effort and our respect for our school. Each year laurels have come to our class. This year we won the Cross Country Run. thereby bringing to the Class a turkey dinner and to one of our members, tire Anderson Gold Medal. Again, in the Mebcr |. Grant Oratorical Contest, one of our members was victor. We boast the best mimic, the best dancer, the best looking girl, and the best drummer in the institution. (Who says so?) Our class contributes members to the band. Glee Clubs, etc. in addition to the activities already mentioned. Not the least of the big events for our Class this year was the Junior Prom. (March 27). The decorations and the apparent preparation for the event impressed all who attended. W ith the support of the other classes, our townspeople, and our friends from neighboring towns we made it a splendid success. Watch us through our Senior year. We intend to display the same characteristics—consistency and persistence. W e shall aim at proper leadership, ever upholding the standards ot the Snow. Keep your eye on the Class of ’23. George Barton. SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS KAMI. Mi:I-SOX. President VICTORIA JACKSON. ire President I. A I-AY KTTK PKTFKSON. Secretary and Treasurer FKAXCIS MOR TKXSOX. Class Reporter AKMONT II.I.ARDSKX. Yell Master l-.DDIF ISAACSo.X. Asst. Yell Master l.T'.X I 1.1. JOHNSON. Debating Manager HOWARD LARSEN. Athletic Director SOPHOMORE CLASS ROLL CALL Adrian Anderson Francis Mortenson Lillie Mac Petty Alton Anderson Florence ilson LaK’etta Peterson Angie Lyman (iilhert C hilds Lafayette Peterson Anna Wilcox llortense Anderson La Von Robins Armonl illardson Helen Bagiev l.uella Schultz Anna Thompson Helene Christenson Lyman illardsen Bernice Anderson Howard Larsen Merrill Christiansen Rertlia Mikkclson I talma Jenson Myrtle Dorins Clifton Bailey ietoria Jackson Mary Nielson Calvert Larson Virginia (ireaves Nellie Bogh Clinton Rasmusson Wendell Anderson Olive Paulson Dee Anderson enobia Wilson Phyllis Armstrong Dean Peterson Helen Liudcberg (Juentin Anderson Kale Thompson Helen McArthur Until Christenson Lida Benson Iva Mortenson Ruby Dorins Kva A. Christenson Karl Nielson Roger (ireaves Fttgene Christenson Kenneth Stevenson Ruth Mttsig I'.dith R. Hansen 1 .awrence Anderson Uae Noyes Rclitfi A. Hansen LcRoy Rraithwaite Ralph Rasmusson F.ddie Isaacson La on De Lange Ray Schultz F.lliott Johnson l.ula Halverson Terry Hansen Ktliel Larson La Veil fohnson I’ressie Jenson F.dgheill Mortenson Lucy Lyman Thercssa Pederson Fav Jenson I.cnna Alemmott See Ijourselues as the Sophs See ]on FACULTY Faculty is a great Fig word, it gives tis lots of rules, Hut one we most often heard, is keep up with other schools. They sit upon the rostrum, and view the students o’er, And their thoughts £o hack to good old days, hen they were a Sophomore. We think in knowledge, they are supreme, they taught us what we know. When in future greatness we backward dream, we’ll thank them for the “SNOW. COLLEGE We look upon the College Class, with envy and with pride. Their station here will he our sphere, as upward we do glide. By watching them most closely, we have learned a lot of stuff. To walk more straight, stay out late, and wield the powder puff. They sure know lots of language, and oh. the things they say! They can ask for lots of money, in the most couvincng way. SENIORS At first, we thought l ow great, how wise, how mighty. And we thought it all disguise, the hold demeanor. But now we think it's all a bluff, they arc far from being all the stuff, lie's carried his jokes far enough, this proud, and boastful Senior. JUNIORS Oh. Junior, don't think you're quite all the go. With your debate. From, and cross country show. There are others in school as important as you. Nor queening to others entirely new. Come away, he alive, see the pride of your class. But just pro c to us. you're more than heated gas! SOPHOMORES We Sophs are studious, jolly, and swell. Our High marks in school von remember well. Wc are always climbing, making ourselves supreme. And our appearance in school, is far from being green. FRESHMEN W e know you think you’re athletes, and have always planned to he. When yon cut up such daring feats, as to challenge the Faculty. In raw recruits you number high, and great importance claim. But before you pass our judgment by. you'll have to w in a name. The green lias not yet faded from your ranks since entrance here. For with such as you it often takes much more than just a year! Until Christensen FRESHMEN CLASS OFFICERS VANCE ALLRED President MILDRED liARTIIOI.OMEW . N ice President IK I.A RASML'SSOX. Secretary and Treasurer OTIIKI.I. CARLSTOX. Debating Manager Cl.A UK PETERSON. 't ell Master CHARLES MUSIC;. Asst. Veil M tster RALPH LEAL. Athletic Director LILLIAN WINN. Dramatic Manager BOV I) DEBL'NCK. Class Representative FRESHMEN ROLL CALL Melon Lund Anna Christiansen Ardell Christensen Bernice Slid weeks Boyd l)e Runce Bctlia Anderson Bcrdclla Anderson Curtis Armstrong Charles Musig Cassidy Peterson Clare Peterson Donald Nansen Don P. I.xiuiin Delva Real Kugenc Roister Kvan II. Lyman l-',arI Larsen Kugenc Larsen h'.rvin Peterson Kverett illiams Ktliel Nielson Kloisc Jensen Kndora Nielson Kern Nielson hlorenee Peterson (ieorge May hew (lien Nielson llalhert Cireavcs Hazel Murphy Ilileda Olsen Ina Christensen Irla Rasimisson I lie I Boson Jean Daynes James T. Jackson Joseph I). Nielfon Josephine Monson Ka'herine Christenfen T.cRoy Anderson Lawrence Nansen Lawrence Poulson T.oyd Reid Lillian W’vnn Lora Nielson LoVoiie Anderson Mcmden Draper Maurine Nansen Mary Hard Marvin Johnson Melba Lindherg Maud Ramson Melpha Augason Melva Nielson Mildred Bartholomew Marcella Peterson Maud Rasimisson Melha Nansen Mildred Kelson Newell Madsen Opal Tompkins OtheII Carlston Olea Nansen ( nda Kelson Paul Brienhalt Peter O. Peterson Ralph Beal Pay ('� reaves Peed Madson Ralph Nielson Ralph Poulson Ralph Tompson Reva Brienhalt Rachel Sparks Sarah Beal Stella Nansen Sena Nielson I'h el la Hansen Thomas Christiansen Vance Allred Vaughn Cowley Vera Mortenson illiam Anderson Ward 'Thorpe Weber Poulson Helen Madsen FRESHMEN SENTIMENTS file Freshmen Class of the Snow Xortnal College is just closing a most successful year. We entered school last fall over seventy-five strong, the largest class in the school. We take this opportunity to thank the upper students and faculty for the support they have given us in all our undertakings. W e will never forget the good instructions, kind, encouraging works and pleasant smiles of our beloved teachers. who have worked so hard to teach us. It is true we have seen dark days, have had many battles to fight, and have known many defeats this year, but we have always taken them in the spirit in which they were given. 'This is a characteristic which every class must develop in order to become a banner class—the ability to take defeat and still be a winner in the fullest sense of the word. I 'very Freshman is going out with the determination to come back next year and make even a greater success. Our class is a band of noble students, each striving to do what is right. We had it in for the Juniors and Sophomores this year, but as we are prospective Sophomores, we wish to take it all back and pledge our friendship with everyone. Me who knows naught, and knows not that he knows naught, is a Freshman. Pity him. lie who knows naught and knows that he knows naught is a Sophomore. Respect him. Me who knows and knows not that he knows is a Junior. I lonor him. Me who knows and knows that he knows is a Senior, lie-ware of him. S T DDE XT BODY §rl|iml Calmtitar Sept. 19—Vacation ended. School begins once more. Sept. 26—Minnie decides there is at least one cute boy at the Snow. Sept. 28—Clayton Watts prays in devotional. Saint or Sinner? Daveda says Moth. Oct. -4—Another quarrel patched up! George and Yerda sail on the ship of love once more. Oct. 10—Monday. Hilton isn't at school today. What is the reason? Oct. 14—Friday. Hurrah! School out for one week. Life is worth living after all. Oct. 29—A magus Club entertains the mothers. Good eats! Miss Hi nek ley gets all she wants once more. Oct. 31—Mallow'cen parties. Forty people almost lose their lives. Nov. 4—Snow skins Monroe in Football, banquet and dance given for the visitors. ov. 5—Weinie Roast—students use their legs. One of Clark's brilliant ideas? Nov. 6—Sunday. Conference. How many meetings did Lee attend? Nov. 7 Founders Day. College carried off the prize, but the Faculty used their knowledge of Football and made College look wise. Nov. 8—Impressive funeral services. I’oor College! Nov. 10—Snowonian day. Clark says he doesn't lay eggs and Hunter is great on curing corns. (Adv.). Nov. 11—Armistice Day. Mary gets A in marching. Nov. 14—Yondella acts excited! Is there Moonshine in the case? Nov. 17—No cheek to cheek dancing. More new tangled ideas! Nov. 18—Senior try-outs for oration. I'dcll shows his lung power. Nov. 21—College-Junior basketball game. Juniors need cough medicine. Nov. 22—Junior Class Song. The College Class, they aim wlmt they thought they wus! Final try-outs for oration. Did Klizabeth Hatch the prize? Cross Country run. Medal goes to burr. It stuck! Nov. 23—Strange sounds, delicious odors. The Junior turkey is being cooked. The Fresides bury bad F.nglish. Follow the gleam. Nov. 24—Turkey Day. F. very one eats and eats and eats! Chloe tips the scales at 98 pounds now. Nov. 25—Recovering from the effects of over eating. Slow but sure! Nov. 27—Sunday. 11. F. 's Theology Class shows its talent. Gives program in meeting. Nov. 28 -Arvilla has almost decided to move to Manti. Follow your heart is her motto. Nov. 29—Students wake up to the fact that Hunter is married. Congratulations. Old boy ! STUDENT BOD1] OFFICERS VLON CHRISTKNSKN President YF.RDA A XI) HR SOX Vice President liKKTH A I.AM R. Secretary and Treasurer jonx i:kai.. C’liief Justice U.K ('ll RISTFXSFX. Athletic Director MARY STKYKXS( X. I Muitiii Manager KYFRT DRAPFR. R eporter MAIBFX SFFFY, Yell Master RORF.RT PFTFRS X. Asst. Yell Master School Calendar—Continued Xov. 30— Driggs is disgusted with Public School Music but Inez and Reed like it very well. Dec. 1—Christmas in sight. Lois looks wishful. Dec. 2—Senior Day. Rheela sings for us. Dec. 5—Another blue Monday. La Von feels the pangs of jealousy. Dec. 6—Cheer up. Melvin? You can't live at Mary's house yet! Dec. 7—Parents' Day at school. The Clarks have heart for dinner. Dec. 8—John Lund learns how thrilling it is to sing love songs to the girls. Dec. 9—Testimony Meeting. Poverty Mali. What is the price of all-day suckers? Dec. 12—Wanda's heart fluttered today. Ralph was in town. Dec. 13 brother Stevenson recites love poems in the halls. What has come over the men? Dec. 14—Annual Concert and Vaudeville. High kickers! Whew! Dec. 13—Invert's eyes are sore today. Was he on the front row last night? Dec. 16—College Class Day. A visit from Santa. Presides receive the pacifier. Dec. 17—College Party. Gwen's month is slightly frozen. Too much I Scream. (Ice Cream). Dee. 19—Plliott learns something in Spanish. Mut mums the word! Dec. 20- -George ran the mile run to the depot. Verda left today. Dec. 21 — Qa bagley wants to go home. W ho is the lucky hoy? Dec. 22—Fashion Show and Candy Festival. Some men in attendance. Dec. 23—Farewell Program. School is out for the holidays. Jan. 3—School begins again. Oh. how we hate to get up in the morning! Jan. 4—-Wesley says Too much Christmas. Jan. 3—Amagus Club presents “The burglar. Jan. 6 -Junior Class gives Program. Fay wants to stay home and play she was at the dance. Jan. 10—A wholesale murder. The Faculty gets shot for the Year book. Jan. 11—Smiles believes in giving advice. Jan. 12—bertha blushes again. Oh Yes. bill has returned. Jan. 13—Sophomore Program. F.lliott springs some good ones! Jan. 13—Fverett W. Steps Miss Gillespie. Oh. boy! Jan. !(� —Miss Gillespie talks about Diamonds and Toads.” Jan. 18—Will those occupying the last two rows please take the front seats? Jan. 20— Faculty Piogram. The band selection was fine. Jan. 23—Warning given of coming exams. Jan. 23—1 handbooks given out. Jan. 27—Snow triumphs over Moroni High. Any old team can get up steam, but they can't heat the Snow! Jan. 30—Pres. F. G. Peterson of the I . A. C. talks to the students. Feb. 1—George tells secrets of the Richfield trip. Feb. 2—The baud spends fifteen minutes tuning up. What is wrong. Kenneth ? JOINT COUNCIL Behold. the Joint Council! They look so sedate. To do as they say Is the poor student’s fate! Wayne It. Males heads the list, lie has wisdom galore! And William (i. Barton You know him. I’m sure. Then comes our U'ulon. S. |i. I‘resident is he. He thinks long and I ard Then acts, believe me! Ueed Sanderson, College I'res. Is a help to the crowd. Ken I I’cterson, Senior I Yes. Thinks his thoughts out loud. Mel. Robins. his learning has cheerfully lent. Kor he is the Junior Class I‘resilient! Karl Nielson wants his advice put down on brass Because he is the leader of the Sophomore Class! The last on the list Doesn’t have to be led. Kor the Kreshmen advisor Is Vance Allred. By following the advice Of these eight men. We’ll all become will-bc’s I lie lead of has-beens. School Calendar—Continued l-'eh. 3 (lame with Mauti. ()h. wliat a score! I ■ ! • 0 Iirother I :illard spoke to us. Students had the privilege of hearing liis wonderful testimony. Feb. 7—Efficiency Tests. Ilow much do you know? l:eh. 8 Mauti and X. S. both visit us. North Sanpete furnishes the I ’rograni. l-'eh. 9—Yarian gets huffy and runs up and down the halls airing his thoughts. l-'eh. 10— (iirls- Club party. Spite? Mercy NO. l-'eh. 20—Hoard members speak to us. Ilow good that dinner smells. l-'eh. 21—Lots of excitement. All for nothing. Cianie with X. S. called off. l-'eh. 22—Washington's Hirthday I'rograni. (Mi. Elliott! l-'eh. 23 Nothing doing. l-'eh. 24— l-'nd of the week. Sleep in sight. l-'eh. 27 I Mack Monday. l-'eh. 28 February ends. Students lneathe sighs of relief. Mar. 1 Khoda Larson feels excited. Mas she received good news? Mar. 2 The sun came out once today. Mar. 3— Oh, say can you see Any “A marks for me? Mar. ( —Hunter dreams of pink chalk with white inside. Mar. 7 Donald I Carton says that (ieorge is going to give Yerda a wedding ring next month. Mar. 8—A new Club comes into existence. ill wonders never cease? Mar. 9- Another day has rolled on Mar. 10—Friday. Mar. 13— I'nlncky date, hut lucky for Sam. lie stopped F.va last night. Mar. 14—Preparations for the Prom. Mar. 15—The main topic of conversation. “Have you a date for the Prom? Mar. 16 -Most girls say No. Mar. 17 Junior Promenade. splendid success. Praise given to the Junior Class. Mar. 20—Driggs forgets his regular morning speech. Mar. 22— Aury gets the blues. Mar. 23 Chauncey tells of the beauties of Chester. Mar. 24 Senior Program. Khoda shows her ability at reading Mar. 27- Debate. Juniors s. Seniors. Of course the Juniors won. Mar. 2S Driggs vents his spite on the sopranos. Mar. 29 Males talks on ‘'Mormonism.' Mar. 30- Little Hales comes over to he present at the first public appearance of the Junior Hand. Mar. 31 —Year Hook Dance. Do Long legs always Pay? Apr. 1—College Program. Everything turned backward . Hit and Killet speaks to us. Apr. 2—Come. Come. Ye Saints. No toil or labor fear! It snowed. Apr. 3 Laura says Yes to Ren. Paradise Lost or Paradise Found? THE STAFF I-.I KAV AXDKRSOX Staff Artist VKUDA KORINS V N t. Business Manager BYRON TIM M PS()X Stall Photographer I. ( LAVTON’ WAITS Kditor in Chief A K VI 1.1.A AXDKRSOX ssistan t I'.ditor CDKI.I. JKXSKN Business Manager School Calendar—Contiuned Apr. 5—Nothing new. Apr. G—College debating team defeats the Snow team in close debate. Apr. 7—Interclass Track Meet. Hurrah for the Juniors. Apr. 10—-Snow defeats Emery Stake Academy in Debate. Pig matinee dance in honor of visitors. Apr. 11—Grant and Ferd are very sorry that the debate is over! Apr. 12—Chemistry Class sluffs en masse. Result—A ten page paper! Due Monday. Apr. 13—Something is up. Apr. 14—Sophomore Program. Court will now adjourn. Xo dance to-night. Apr. 17—Prof. Osmond speaks to students. Apr. 18—Udell thinks his heart is broken. Why???? Apr. 19—Clean up day on Friday. Girls destined to use their muscle. Apr. 20—Maud wins the scholarship medal. Manti High School gives the Program. Apr. 21—Clean up Day. Students see all species of the animal known as work, then—lunch and beans! Edna's only comment on the day is Come on in. Girls, the water's fine! Apr. 24—Have you seen the Library ceiling? Some job, eh? Apr. 25—A real fight! Class spirit created at last. Prof. Iloyle speaks to us. Apr. 26—Program given at North Sanpete High School and at Moroni High School. Fine day for those who went, but what about those who stayed at home? Hone of contention between College and Juniors goes off again— on again!!! Apr. 27—It doesn't take long to gather a crowd, does it boys? Apr. 28- W es thinks playthings arc for babies, but he keeps those thoughts to himself. Apr. 29—Saturday. Also wash day for those who batch it. Isn’t it Inez? Hrother Noyes chaperons the Juniors to Shumway. Exploring meadows is great fun by moonlight! Senior party, but they left their gizzards behind them! Apr. 30—Sunday. Once more bay and Lillie Mae practice walking. Hut really it's no fun to go alone. Mav 1 Parties organized. Heron is both head and shoulders of the Pep Party, while Reed guides the Liberalists. W’c stand for the early marriage of the single members of the Faculty. May -—Some day! Primaries held. Officers nominated. Hig County Track Meet in which Wasatch carries off the honors. Hut come on Manti. we're still in the running! Verna and Ruby quench the hunger of our hungry visitors. Mav 3—Municipal Clean Up Day. Father and Mother do all the work and we have all the fun that’s the way it {roes in College Life. Mav 4—Voting for Oueen. Come on Hrother Hooth. hand over your pennies! Voting closes at noon. Student llody Election, herd wins out. School Calendar—Continued May 5—Girls Day. Pig Program. Leap Year Dance. Come on Girls, now’s your chance! Gwen reigns as queen. May 6—Conference. Time for the Chief Justice, Ileal, to perform the ceremonies. the Pep Party promised. May 7—More Conference. Are the weddings postponed? May S—W hat is the longest word in the English language? Smiles— because there is a mile between the first and last letters! May 9—Reed Purr is very glad the Freshmen Girls are coming back next year. Some lookers, he’ll tell the world! May 10—Just add another year to Wanda’s age. Site says nothing eventful has happened, but we have hopes! May 11 — W hen ercla sees George in the Assembly Hall, she immediately decides she shall be there too! Calvert and Monetise go for two or three car rides accompanied by Rae and Helen. W ho needs the chaperon? May 12—W e expect another engagement soon. Have you noticed Hit and Verna. May 13—Rudger is glad it is Saturday. Now he can stay at home and entertain his sisters and the neighbors. May 14—W ell. Pird. we can’t understand why you haven’t a girl, such a fine looking fellow as you. Put you’ll have one soon, we saw someone making eyes at you! May 15 One week left. The students are making good use of their time. Cannon opened his book for the first time this semester. May 16—Kawlin talks about moonlight nights, evening strolls, a pretty girl. etc. Love works in a mysterious way it’s wonders to perform. May 17 Priggs was in the hall today, and for the sixty-oneth time Pro. Thomson asked him to please cool down, he was disturbing the classes. May IS—Lee C. gets an idea. Source—a letter from North: Result—Palpitation of the Heart. Advice—Send for the Doctor, quick, quick, quick. May !' Peginning of final exams. Full of everything, ws cram our heads. May 20—End of the beginning. Today we are able to look any man in the face. May 21 The Paccalaureate Address given to the members of the Graduating Class. May 22 Commencement Exercises. Commencement Dance. The Last Waltz. Oh. take me in your arms again and wait and waltz and wait !’’ May 23—Tears and more tears. Heartaches and more heartaches. Lovers must part for the summer, and the students bid their Alma Mater a fond farewell! ( Finis) CHEMISTRY LABORATORY I’ll YSICS LA IK RAT )RY Ruuth used to walk through the moonlight with one arm lull. Xuw lie walks the flour with both arms full. I lie pavement of life is strewn with banana peels. Airs. Hales—Do you know that you talk in your sleep? Mr. Males—Do you begrudge me those few words? People and pins are useless when they lose their heads. Mahonri (in Rouk store) W ell. Arvilla. what can 1 do for you.■ Arvilla—Oh. I'll take a Vanishing wild life. Sophomore in 1 . I), s Iv.iglish class wrote the following: “A telephone girl stays at her post, while her vicinity is being bombarded by the enemy. Ruuth developes a paragraph in Rhetoric by illustration, as follows: Save the dollars and the pennies will take care of themselves. 1C very thing must have a beginning, no matter how small. Mrs. Real—-Hello. Lambs? Mrs. Lamb—’Wes. Mrs. I —Is (irant there? Mrs. L.— Me just left. Mrs. L.—As fast as he con’d, with old Sport at his heels and Rertha calling from the window, Run. (irant. dad is coming too. You claim there are microbes in kisses? Minnie asked the young doctor. “There are. said he. “W’liat disease do they bring? Palpitation of the heart. II. I '.— W here on earth do you keep all that pie. Reed? Reed S- Oh. in the home of my swallow. P. I).—Ycrda. have you read Julius Caeser? Yerda A—Xu Sir. I . I).— Have you read your grammar? Ycrda-—Xo sir. P. I).— W ell, what have you read? Ycrda—I have red hair. Ray Xoves was showing Helen McArthur his woiulerfull litter of little pigs. This one, he said, pointing to a big white hog. I call him ink. Why? asked Helen. “Recause he always runs out of the pen. was the answer. COMM RRCIAL DRIWRTMRXT 1 ‘ 11YSICAL RDLVATIOX I )RI KTM RXT When a man is continually talking about his troubles, his neighbors never trouble about his talk. W hither away? The neck of the waist, and the hem of the skirt will now join (in singing) “Where Do We Go Prom Here? liooth—Thev say that throwing rice at weddings is a dangerous custom. (. lark—Surely an additional danger at a wedding is hardly worth considering. Grant f’agley peeped into the Gas tank. The heights of it's contents to see. lie lighted a match to assist him. (Arvilia A.) Oh. I’ring Hack Grant I’aglcy to me! Ilro. I'arton to Melvin—I hear you and Mary had some words last night Melvin—W e did. but 1 did not get around to using mine. 1‘ro. Driggs to Pro. Noyes—Can you change JO cents? Men without push are always looking for pull. Hilton had a stick of gum lie chewed it loud and slow. And wherever Milton went. The gum was sure to go. It went with him to school one day Which was against the rule. And f. S. took it all away And chewed it after school! Sophomore in Theology F.xam. “ The Zoramites were a very hard hearted people and some of them worshipped idles. Dear God. prayed golden haired little Kill. Please watch over mamma. and then he added as an after thought 1 dunno as it would do any harm to keep an eye on the old man too. Voiidella—Sav. dad. can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Dad—Surely I can. Vundellii—-All right, then shut your eyes and sign mv report card. A RECIPK I'OR COOKING Passed by the National Hoard of Lovers. To a dark piazza add a little moonlight, take for granted two persons and place in two large hands, two small ones, sift lightly two ounces of attraction, mix two ounces of romance and a large measure of folly, add half a dozen floating whispers, place two large lips on two small ones, or on a cheek, flavor with a slight scream and set aside to cool. This may be tried every few minutes as long as the night lasts. ZOOLOGY LABORATORY l’� ( HAW LA IU R ATI )RY THE FUNNU BONE Dorothy C. entered 1‘racken's Store the otlier day. “Have you any flesh colored stockings? Clerk—Yes, pink, black or yellow. A noisy argument draws disputants as custard pie draws flics. The next one who whispers in this class will be sent out! exclaimed Clark. ”11 ip, Hip, Hurray! cried Sam. as he ran for the door. William Carlston - I would like to try that shirt on in the window. Clerk—Sorry, sir. but you will have to undress in the dressing room. Yerda R—Xo. (icorge. 1 don't believe in kissing a man before— (leorge—Marriage ? Yerda—Xo. Silly, before I turn out the lights . l!ro. Marton—Yes. (leorge Washington was a truthful, honest man. Woodruff Allan—Then why do they lack the banks on his birthday. The young man led for a heart. The maiden for a diamond played : The old man came down with a club And the sexton used a spade. Delbert—I never knew what to do with my week-end. Wes Why not put vour hat on it? Opportunity will not knock your door down, for she is a builder. Kventa—What has become of the boy you were making love to. in the hammock last summer? Leila—W e fell out. Ren—W here are you going? Rub—Xowhcre. ken—That's nothing. I've been there lots of times. Melvin—I did what I could. Howard. 1 told her you had more money than sense. Howard—And what did she say? Melvin—She asked if you had any money. They never had met 154 l� ul what had she 2 care? She lo ed him 19 derly k'or he was a 1.0 0.0 0 dire! MAXl’AL TkAlXIXC DKI'AUTM KXT DOMKSTJC SCIICXCIC I� 1 11 A l TM KXT THE PUNCH BOIDL Women arc like automobile . They may be sell-starters, but that doesn't keep them from having a era nil. Miss Hinckley—It you save a train go by. would you say there be goes or there she goes? Maihen S.—'There she goes, of course. Miss lliiiekley—I’.ut what it it was a mail train? There is a great ileal more good in the world than there is ha:I: bn: the trouble seems to be that the bail is so much more aggressive than the good. Mrs. Noyes was washing. .Ns iiMial. she kept Wav home to wash little Newton. I!y and by she heard shrill cries from the garden. What is the matter. Way? Way—Oh. Newton's dug a hole, and wants to bring it into the house. J. S. to Science student. Ralph Meal, why is there wax in our ears. Ralph—So when an insect gets into the car it wili keep out. Judge—What is your name? Irishman Patrick Dennis O’Shaughnessy. Judge—Who was Abe Lincoln? Irishman—Me Jabbers, he was the t’irst man who ever owned slaves in America: and because they had a war and took 'em all away from him. he was mad as a hornet, and be sav. W e have met our enemy and they are ours. Have you heard the latest? Mini Sumsion. Qrland Augason and Kurav Hunt are going to elope with the Menson Sisters. The younger generation at least has respect for old age when its bottled. Mrs. Clark—(sitting up in bed) Wulon. did vou put that cat out? Clark—I did. Mrs. Clark—I don’t believe it. I'lark—Weil, if you think I am a liar, gel up and put her out yourself. Curtis Armstrong was rending an article about the Kaiser which compared him to Nero. Who was Nero. Othell? he asked. “Wasn't he a man that was always cold? Othell— Naw. that was another guv altogether. That was Zero. The modern youth to attract the girls puts gasoline on his hand kerchief instead of perfume. QUESTIONS Can yon pul the spider's web back in its place, that has once been swept away? Can you put the apple on the hough, which fell at our feet to-day? Can you put the Lily-cup back on the stem, and cause it to live and grow? Can you mend the butterfly’; broken wing, that you crushed with a hasty blow? Can you put the bloom again on the grape, or the grape again on the vine? Can you put the dewdrops back on the flowers, and make them sparkle and shine? Can you put the petals back on the rose? If you could would it smell as sweet? Can you put the flour again in the husk, and show me the ripened wheat? Can you put the kernel back in the nut, or the broken egg in its shell? Can you put the honey back in the comb, and cover with wax each cell? Can you put the perfume back in the vase, when once it has sped away? Can you put the corn-silk back in the corn, or the down on the catkins—say.' You think that my questions are trifling, dear? Let me ask you another one: Can a hasty word ever lx unsaid, or a deed unkind, undone? Kate Lawrence. MUSIC DEPARTMENT Music is recognized everywhere as one of the most potent of civilizing influences. It is certainly inspiring in its immediate effects, as well as a lasting benefit. Good music, like good poetry or good art of any sort, is something. the appreciation of which comes through culture. Many who have a strong desire to appreciate what is best in music, fail in their desire through lack of knowledge. 'This culture and knowledge can be had only by effort and personal sympathy. We can appreciate truth and beauty more easily when we know something about the lives and characters of those who portray the truth or create the beauty. because it embraces and devclopes all these factors, the Snow Normal College has a Music Department that it can indeed be proud of. No school can boast of a more intelligent, efficient, ambitious and enthusiastic body of students, that are found in this department. Under the wise and skillful direction of Professors llooth and Driggs. the high ideals of the institution are maintained by “saying it with good music. ’ The extension courses offered tend in every way to promote the knowledge and practice of all that is good in this divine art. and the love for that culture which is so necessary to students and non-students alike. With deepest appreciation for the past work of the Music Department. every member of the Snow Normal College extends his best wishes for future advancement and success of the Music Department of our institution. W anda Robertson. SNOW NORMALCOLLEOE 15AXI) SNOW NORMAL COLLEGE ORCHESTRA HOYS’ CiLKIi CIA'H CHORUS SPRINQ IS HERE Spring is here, (lie earl!) rejoices. Nature runs with smiles to reet her; Mead and hill lift up their voices. liiuls and flowers come forth to meet her. liirds in every Ircctop calling I’ill the woods with sounds of gladness. Mark! the thrillingtoncs are falling. Sad hut pleasant in their sadness. Kartli and heaven lift up their voices. Sun and skv, wood, field and river; At their soil ; the heart rejoices, hor it all we praise the stiver. 1.1 KK T VAkll H'S STACKS Snou? Athletic Actiuities for 1921 1922 Reviewing the 1921-1922 athletic season will he a source of joy to all who are connected in any way with our school. We see the tireat American College Game of hootball established now on a good foundation in our school. Basketball is enshrouded in a blaze of glory, and track prospects looming up with great possibilities, h'or this state of affairs we owe much to the efforts of our persistent Coach and to our noble athletes who arc living examples of true manhood. FOOTBALL I'he Football season was begun with high aspirations due to the remarkable showing made ti c previous year and the large amount of material from which to select a team. Our expectations fell short of the mark, however, and the season ended with our stock a little below par. If the “alibi” had not been much over-worked we could well use one here, but as this familiar method of winning games which have already been lost is out of the question we substitute our views on the future. Coach Clark has a wonderful lot of promising material for ensuing seasons and the day is not far off when we shall pay back in full for the damage wrought when the game was in i s infancy in our school. To show that our school by no means made a failure in its second season of Football we submit the following: Snow 0 Richfield 37 at Richfield Snow 27 M onroc 7 at Monroe Snow 0 Wasatch 54 at Kphraim Snow 12 Monroe 7 at F.phraim Snow 12 N S. H. S. 20 at Ml. Pleasant Snow 7 N. S. H. S. 7 at Kphraim BASKETBALL Very little more is necessary to be said of the Basketball season other than that the Division Banner is safely tucked away at the Snow Normal. Only one thing marred the entire season. Because of the Influenza the team was unable to consistently compete in the State Tourament. VVc take this occasion to express our appreciation to the team for sacrificing the trip in order that the name of the Snow Normal College should not be marred by their inability to put up a “Snow Scrap ’ because of sickness. We hope that this calamity may not befall our athletes in seasons to come, and feel confident that the next appearance they put in at the State Tournament will see them as State Champions. Record of Carnes: Pre-season Games League Games Snow 65 Mauti 19 at Koh raim Snow 2b Manti 2? at Manti Snow 37 Soring Citv 26 at Soring City Snow 59 Soring City 17 at Knhraim Snow 37 Fair view 29 at Fa:rvicw Snow 51 Fairview 33 at Knhraim Snow 36 Richfield 27 at R ich field Snow 36 Mauti 1H at Manti Snow 57 Manti 27 at Kphraim Snow 72 Wasatch 12 at Kphraim Snow 67 Wasatch 25 at M t. Pleasant Snow 39 M oroni 33 at Kphraim Snow 53 M oroni 29 at Moroni Snow 22 N. S. H. S. 27 at Mt. Pleasant Snow 2 N. S. II. S. 0 Forfeited BASKETBALL TEAM TRACK TKAM JUNIOR TRACK TEAM Inter-Class Champions JumriS WcM Tfc n | rw ■ i ', JJJg rrkri ' —•■jgaL’ ••R()LU ; STONES DRAMATICS Dramatics at the Snow Normal College during the year 1 )21-22 has been very successful in every respect. The one-act play “Sunset given in December was enthusiastically received. “The burglar a one-act farce presented in January was loudly applauded and on March lbth “Rolling Stones, one of the funniest and brightest four-act farces, made the big hit of the year. The presentation was excellent and received praise and com mendation from all who attended. It is a play long to be remembered. The students have taken great interest in Dramatics this year and much praise is due Miss Sarah iillcspie for her able management of this department. TI!E IH'RGLAir SU NS EL' ” AMAQUS CLUB OFFICERS AKVILLA AN I)KRSON- INK 7. HARDY ....... I LA BAGLEY ....... A I I'A THOM PSON • • ■ RUBY DO R I US .... ...............President .........Vice President Secretary and Treasurer ..........Cheer Leader ................Reporter CLASS KKI’KKSKXT’ATI VKS V KRN A M AI SKN........................College VON DELLA HANSEN ........................Seniors LUCILE PETERSON .........................Juniors UTAHN A JENSEN........................Sophomores LORA NIELSON ...........................Freshmen Tli e rare over a hundred g irl is this sell o o IJi oare all interest-i n gnd interested. Du tin ghe p a stvi it trthe yhave held high the i (1 e a� Ft Is. cS n o hernia 1C o Igie,which a resymbo ft de i m it t ?il g the Wh it a n di o Id. Our a i ins td) eth emo stp o ge si; vatu d esjithe gre aetstb ostt- c rs.th el to do sto o tc rtb cvvise stsch o 1 .ath a b et si workers, th e broadest minded thinkers, the loyalest friends, the spiciest cooks, flu classiest dancers, the best lookers, the fastest talkers, the longest walkers. th ebest entertainers, any school has ever bad. “Kxeelsior !’ O’ AIA A A R M ST R () N (i r.F.ORGK } A ( KS( X V D ELI- J E N S E ' DEBATINQ TEAM Debating was added to the many activities of the Snow Normal College this year and although nothing had been done along this line for about six years it has worked out very successfully this year, adding its usual impetus to school work . Several debates were scheduled. The first one was an interclass debate. Seniors vs. Juniors, contesting on the State Road question, “Resolved. ’That the State Legislature at it’s Next Session s h o uA pi |jo-r priate more .Money for the lUiilding and Maintenance of flood Roads than It Did in 1921 ' 'The Juniors were victorious. fter this debate the classes seemed eager to have another debate under way and consequently the College Class accepted a challenge from the School team. They succeeded in winning the victory. Another debate was scheduled between the Junior Class and the Economics Class, but before this debate could Ik held, the S n o received a challenge from the Emery Stake Academy to debate the question. Resolved. That tlie Principle of the Closed Shop is Justiliahle.’ E m cy Stake Academx generously accorded our school its choice o f debating either live affirmative or negative side of the question. We accepted the negative. Although Emery was represented by a very a be te a no n d a anh ee c o h £ eonfo-in in go u it) a t ewns r gi v e n f i rhotiors by the judg e s . it is thought advisable for the sc b o do e n c o u riafegaoit g,h c re after. a it has this year, since debating opens up n?w avenues tor ad- vancement for all who participate. EU' ARKTH HATCH Seipio. Ctah Heber J. Clrant Oratorical Medal M U’l) XIELSOX Ephraim. Ctah Commercial (. lub Scholarship and Social Service Medal. CDLLLJEXSRX Ephraim, I tab Lewis Anderson Oratorical Medal REEL) Ill’RR IJurrvillc. I'tali Wayne II. Hales Cross Country Run Medal. MEDAL DINNERS SENSE AND NONSENSE Upon her return rom the park. Vera S .greeted her mother enthusiastically. confiding the emotions she had experienced as she swung around the curves of tlie Scenic Railway. Were you frightened, dear? asked her mother. Xu. 1 wasn't frightened. Vera replied, “hut when 1 went around those turns so fast. I felt as if I had freckles on my stomach.” Reed Furr—1 can spell bum with two letters. Grant Real—Let me hear you. Reed—R—in. Rum. Grant—That don’t spell bum. Reed -Oh. yes, I forgot. I left you out. Affectionate pie: The upper and lower crusts are dead stuck on each other . What is stronger than a mother’s love? The smell of spring onions on your girl’s breath. Rird S. once went with his mother to Salt Lake for the State J'air. In mingling with the crowds at the fair grounds. Rird lost his mother, lie started to cry. A big, burly policeman came up to him and said. “Well, little boy. have you lost your mother? Rird—“Yes sir. Policeman—“Why didn’t you hold to her skirts? Rird—“Recause I couldn't reach ’em! Roo. TToo. Sleep eight hours a day- but do it at night. Cheer up. the less you have, the more there is to get. Funny how often V K hear someone say “It can’t ix‘ done. and then discover the fellow who had done it. Thelma S.—W e were going so fast we smashed into another team and it took a wheel off a dog’s tail. eltlia Xotisense: who ever heard of a wheel on a dog’s tail. Wagons have wheels. Thelma—Well, this dog’s tail was a “waggin! Latest definition of an old maid: A woman that has been “made a long time. JUNIOR HU ).M KNADK All honor to the gentleman. Who keeps our building clean. W ith brush and nan. broom and oil. Things are not what they seem. Me takes delight in cleanliness, Mach thing is in its place. And when it comes to ambition. Me has it by the case. For six days he does labor. ('tn Sunday he does cease, For he has earned a brief respite. On work he has a lease. Me is very optimistic. Me smiles through rain or shine. And when something goes all wrong Me fixes it every time. And so in this last word Let ns due credit give. To the Custodian of the S. N. C. May his spirit ever live! DKCFMKKK If), 1921. Rend—And your lips arc just like rose petals. Lilly Mae—Oh. but 1 must say good-night now Keucl. Reucl—'Then let’s say it with flowers. J. S. Christensen (in American Literature) hen was the French and Indian War fought? Thelma Lewis—In the 96th century. l� ro. Noyes (reading thesis on attention, came to the word maturity) What time is that? I’yron (looking at watch)— Ten minutes to three. Well. Lois, do you like to go to school? Yes. Sister W’iflardsen, but 1 don’t like to stay there. They sat alone in the moonlight And she soothed his troubled brow; Dearest. I know my life’s been fast. Rut I’m on my last lap now.’’ A grin is the wrinkling of the face. A smile is a golden glow from the heart. Thinkers, not tinkers, get the most from their machinery. Leslie M What’s that the orchestra is playing now? Lucile 1 —1 don’t know, why do you ask? Leslie—Well. 1 thought it was a lullaby. Mv foot has gone to sleep. Young Lady (on first visit to ranch) For what purpose do you use that coil of rope on your saddle? Cowpuncher—That line. lady, we use for catching cattle and horses. Young Ladv—Oh. indeed. Now may I ask. what do von use for bait? eltha—You look tired. Cannon T.—Well, it’s hard work carrying a hod of bricks up to the third story. W eltha—Have you been doing it long? Cannon—No. 1 start tomorrow! When Eve ate the apple She wished at once for clothes: Some girls of our acquaintance Need apples just like those. Grace Madsen—1 think natural punishments are alright, if they are not too severe. Help Protect Our Forests. Be Careful IDith Fire. Protected cut-over timber. A good second crop well on the way. A desolate waste, due to carelessness with fire. Very little reproduction coming in. O'he Boy and the School Master Yo ue’vrj u izedme o tf ena 11 qb uzzledme Ion g, Y (ii ' aeked m e to c p hr a n dp ell, Yo u 've a ell me a du necif I a nvNser edwr o n g, 0 r a do hi fl fa fed to tell J Ht when to sa jie a n dvhen to sa yla y , Or wha tn iit s vti sma yma ke. Or the Ion gitu do fKa m hat k B a ,y Or thel i r gw ha ’ts-its-n a mdL a ke, S ol thin kit s my t u r lnd.y To a ska q use ti ooirso o V o u . These ho Kind ter g rim,he o pn edhis eyes , lilt sad n o a wo r ft) rsheer sur pse.i Ca iv o itell wha t“ jke wl u th ”mea n?s I e a.n C a ly o is a ya llo f If yhea r t lh e“ o n ytwoe r ye kry a n.n” Or tell aleK- s a n d o m mo n a prat? C a iv o iflin ga to p 1 wo u hllike to kno w Till i liu ms4i k a b it tilb-b ee ? C a ly o unake a k ie y o ueifstha t willg o ’Mo s a sh g ha sthe e y c a h c , Ti lit s ii a ii s a r bik ea hawk o nthe win g , And the little b r dsc o nut n Jig hto nits str ii g? The s c ho o Iwiale feed o H ver yd «n u re , P u his mo u tha stwitc hi g I'm a lmo tn re . Ca n y tehh wher ethe n es ct fthe o miles wig is. Or the e o licit s eg g s mb $? Do y o ikn o the ti m when the s |inir dl r m g 1 sty o u if tj mtheir n estin the tr ee? Ca ly o itell when the e hefcn it ta r r ea dtp dr o p Or wher ethe b et hav. bn u tgr o Rv C’ a iv o u li bmahig htr eeto he v er yip-to p Th eng a v. wit ho uttr etnlin gbelow? C‘ a ly o iswim a n (lif e, c a w o ij mp a n d n , Or dca ntjtin gels ewe b y sc a fl u n ? The mat (tr’ s o ic trembled a sh er p ik 1: “ Yo ai r r igh, my la d,I lit the (lit n c die i 'ej)ie d. Distinguished Men of America and Their Education WITH NO SCHOOLING OF 5 MILLION, ONLY 3 ATTAINED DISTINCTION WITH ELEMENTARY SCHOOLING OF 33 MILLION, 808 ATTAINED DISTINCTION WITH HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION OF 2 MILLION, 12-15 ATTAIN£■ DISTINCTION WITH COLLEGE EDUCATIION OF 1 MILLION. 5768 ATTAINED DISTINCTION 'Flic child with No Schooling lias one chance in 150.000 of perform-i n gistinguishvd service: with Elementary Education he has four times the chance: with High School Education 87 times the chance: with College Education 800 times the chance. 1DRAT IS yOUR CHANCE? Qet Four Ijears High School and Two Ijears College IDork at Snoip Normal College Ra fan—W'ha tis the te c hn a ila me for snoring? C ha iu eye—S he cn tisie . I� r . Mde-s-1 hea rds onuhidg t heot he mot ning tha t in a dmc ope tuny e y e s. 1� d. C la rk-Wha t va it? L5 ro. 11 a le-sA n a la rra loc k. Lille Ma e Doy oulove me s ti? 11 Re ne-1 don' know a si v e e evnontha twa y . Eura yha da lit tlelamp lie lille dit wit h d)nz ine . He we ntto lig hthis 1 tile la nip . He ha sn st in cbee nz ine . A 1 g oodl) v slove the i srste rs. P� lit so good h a fegrown. Tha ti love othe rs'iste rs d� re ( el a rl tha tint y own ! Lo i—Wha dl 'we dot oi ht? V e ;r—We ' Slip a nicke Ito de c i dt fit c ono she a d w,e ’llgo to the da nc:d it c onie tsi lk. we golko the show: if it sta ndson e n d, we’ll study . H. E. f ni H da ny Eva te lit lut las vvhi c htishd est wa to ke e p the Ma r efitosts from the p 1 a nt s . Eva —P la nthe min A pih . A sa for ha sno E. Z. time, Whe non the L). P .sa Ik— 1 't sR.D. fi ml «b loftto c ihib. X. pose dto I .C .gale s. A ul the nin K . C . ma ke a sli p, Or if he D. Z. grows, A tumble from the lofty shi p 1 shi s la s . D. knows. Youa sk,“ V hygo to C oll e? Wha ta foolish thing to a sk And to a nswe t h t sa «iq ue stiotis a still more gri eons t a sk.lt de - P e tsebn how y outa keit. whapta se sy ouwill si gi; for e a cohe goe s to Col e gor q uitea diffe retnthing: some go for p re tt Ity die ;sfor (la tic easn dor ba lissome go f oic a tup usodltrn. g ndloun gitigin the ha 11s. S ot� go to ga tb rktiow b dgeof S ai ic a ndof A t; some to se e k c ikt for p a Ipi tion oftlie h a rt S omego for ba ske lliootin g, a ndto lea rnto jump a ndrun :s om go for fa m ea ndglory ;a ndsonie just for fun. I’, itfie up-to-da teide awliic lithe b ijge stt a h«ill te 1) a n dhe one for whi c dur 1) ri idlntE dit r fell; a n dome folio we dliis e xa nxpLsome ha db tte rsc tis:ca n dvhi 1 othe rsa restil kittin g.just a sitide the oldst oticfenc e .! utthe slog a ti ri nds.wa sthis one .a nd it’s good y oub t y ourlife Oafta 11 y ouge ta tC olege .for h c k s sa k ge ta wi ef!” A IDord to the liaise Is Sufficient (Last minute contribution to the Snowonian) Let s� mc 1T.I olt Juniors! The superlative class of the school! What .‘save W I. done, you ask! In order to make clear lo you what we HAVE done, we'll ask you some questions. 1. Who won the prize on Founder's Day? 2. Who used their brains on Clean-up Day? 3. Who repaired the Library ceiling? 5. Who won the scholarship medal? 6. What became of the dummy you left in the Faculty room on a certain memorable day of this year? 7. Who elected the May Queen? 8. Who has the PHI in the Snow Normal College? To all these questions, we give one answer and that is ‘‘ASK TI-fE COLLKCi l. Signed—THE JUNIOR CLASS. By Reed Sanderson. I'res. PALACE BARBER SHOP “YOURS FOR SERVICE-LEW'S GARAGE BLDG. EPHRAIM, UTAH Progress Meat and Grocery Co. “Our Goods are Good Goods” FRESH AND CURED MEATS GROCERIES, ETC. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED SCHOOL DAYS! C. Willardson James ‘WSUardson Manager Secy, and Treas. Phone 24 Phone 29F5 They cement many lasting friendships. Soon you and your classmates will take different roads and it may be years before some of you meet again. Ephraim Coal Co. Dealers in Each of your friends should have your photograph and you shoul 1 have a remembrance of him. Utah’s Famous Coals Why not arrange to come to the Studio now and have that photograph taken? H.PEDERSON. Year Book Photographer King • Standard • Spring Canyon PEDERSON STUDIO Our Slogan: Ephraim, Utah Prompt Service and Satisfaction Mozart Theatre V. D. Musig, Mgr. The House of High Class Drama and Quality Pictures EPHRAIM, UTAH Rob (attempting to propose)—I—er—I—all—hem! I .a Von—-Then I’ll put you to work hemming handkerchiefs. Elliott (who lias been taking French) “Of. Jc t'adore, Je t‘adore! Ruby—Oh, shut it yourself, who left it open anyhow! P. •. (in College English) Define bombast. 'Wesley—Aslang expression for Dombard. Hunter (making basketball announcement) “One of our men went on the floor, with an ankle. I le was in no condition to play. A friend is one who understands you, and is still your friend. A traveling man came to town last summer. The first person he met was Uriggs. to whom he put the following question: “What is the population of Ephraim? There isn't any population. Ih’iggs replied. “It has been too dry this summer. MEATS AND GROCERIES AT EPHRAIM CASH GROCERY PHONE NO. o L. EPHRAIM, UTAH We Sell Nationally Advertised Merchandise The largest, the finest Four Story Dancing Hall building in the State. That Means. Dependable Goods, lies! Quality at Rij ht 1 ’rices Ephraim Social Hall GENT’S AND LADIES FURNISHINGS (=1 W ith French bevel Plate Mirrors around the entire Hall Dry Goods, Clothing, Hats and Shoes CE==1 Where dancers see themselves as others see them All Big City Conveniences Drinking Fountains, etc. J. N. HANSEN From one to six dances every week Quality Store Ephraim, Utah J. N. HANSEN. Prop. Service Satisfaction Castle Gate Clear Creek ! uy your I’milding Material from COAL ALBERT JOHNSON LUMBER CO. PETER GREAVES We have most complete and best equipped Mill and Yard south of Provo COAL DEALER t==J GENERAL CONTRACTING H “Service” our middle name Price Quality Winter Quarters Pleasant Valley DR. ERNELL JENSEN DENTIST Graduate of Northwestern University of Chicago Office over T. Hansen's Store Ephraim, Utah A. W. JENSEN ATTORNEY AT LAW Ephraim, Utah City Attorney, Ephraim City, Utah County Attorney, Sanpete County, Utah DR. A. J. NIELSON Office at Residence Phone 20 Ephraim. Utah DR. OTTO NIELSON DENTIST Ephraim Utah Pres. Males in American History: “What was the Mayflower Compact ? Lorenzo A.—“When the Speedwell and the Mayflower left South Hampton, the Speedwell sprang a leak and the people all went aboard the Mayflower, making it very compact.” “A sucker is born every minute, but the cigarette sucker is the king of all suckers.” DR. A. J. ANDERSON PHYSICAN AND SURGEON Office at Residence Ephraim Utah SAlj IT 1P1TH FLOIPERS (From the Manti Floral Co.) A)Vi FLORAL DESIGNS. FUNERAL DESIGNS. 0W DECORATIONS. POTTED PLANTS JjjjL SHRUBS AND ORNAMENTAL TREES. ETC. Order through our agent MRS. H'yRUM B. MADSEN, Ephraim, Utah Prop. Elmer Evershed SAUOIJ HOTEL Manti, Utah UP-TO-THE-M INUTE GOOD SERVICE John Beal (savin} : his prayers sleepily) Now I lay me down to sleep: 1 pray the Lord my soul to keep------. Mother (prompting) it------- John (almost asleep) It lie hollers, let him go. ceny. meeny, miny. mo! A lad in his teens. Will never know beans! If lie hasn't an eye Lor the girls! Briggs (who has a cold) Yes, I have to use two handkerchiefs—one at the nose that runs, and one at the nose I blow ! Lillie Mae—I am not coining to school any more today. Iva—What arc you going to do? Lillie Mae—l)vc. Iva—Die! What! Lillie Mae—My hair. Sheldon (fervently) I'll be faithful to the last! Gwen—'The last? How horrid! You’ve always told me before that I was the very first! DON'T READ THIS (in haste) Keep in mind, we handle the staple and advertised lines of PHONOGRAPHS, ELECTRIC WASHERS. VACUUM SWEEPERS, AND BABY CARRIAGES Also a new stock of RUGS, LINEOLUMS, WALL PAPERS, PAINTS, DISHES, SILVERWARE, FANCY GOODS, FURNITURE STOVES, RANGES, ETC. T. HANSEN CO. Give us a call and you will call again. Ephraim, Utah THE NUT CRACKER Pro. Carton (in History class) Can you tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa lean? Kuby Henson—I don't know, or 1 would take some myself. Howard i .—For two cents 1 1 kiss you. Oleta Got change for a nickel? Miss Hinckley (in Hygiene and Sanitation) What is distilled water? Trcssie Jensen—It is water that stands still in a can. “Do, Dare, and be Silent.” Dan” couldn't C but he sure did llunt-er. P. D.—Sam, how many classes of nouns are there? Sam—Two. P. D.- What are they? Sam—Xoil 11s and pronouns. Our father slipped upon the ice. Cecause he couldn’t stand. He saw the glorious stars and stripes. We saw our father laud. Lee told his mother he had a fever and couldn’t go to school. A short time later. Lee was outside playing and his mother saw him. Lee. I thought you had a fever.” Lee’s answer was “I have, but it’s the baseball fever.” Ren—1 gave her a box of rouge for Christmas. Rob—Gee, that was a pretty flossy present, wasn’t it? Ken- Yes, but 1 got it all back when she thanked me for it. Criggs—W hat shall we talk about? Edna—Oh, let’s talk about the only thing worth while. Criggs—Xaw, I get tired of talking about myself all the time. It’s generally the early bird that leaves the crooked footprints. Mahonri—There .Ma .a. I wouldn’t erv like that. Maza How would you cry, then? This is the only way I know. Ceggar- Kind sir. won't you give me a dime for a bed? Smiles (not to be fooled) Let's see the be 1 first. Xo counterfeit can pass through the clearing house of your own conscience. BATIK OF EPHRAIM (The People’s Hank) Established 1C05 W ell equipped to take care oi your business ACCOUNTS RESPECTFULLY INVITED Member Federal Reserue System . X. UJMRRK(fAARI). President C. WILLARDSEX. Vice President !• . II. R ASM I'SOX. Cashier O. L. IIAXSEX. Asst. Cashier DIRECTORS A. X. BJERREGAAKD C. WILLARDSEX I-'. II. RASMCSOX W. (L BART )X THOM. AX DREW Cl IR 1ST EXSEX PETER JACOISSEX PETER LUX I) A. C. EJELDSTF.D I). REES Autographs Autographs