Snow College - Snowonian Yearbook (Ephraim, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 90 of the 1921 volume:

3 ti 0 To those of the Past, whose lives have contributed both in Word and Deed. To those of the Present, whose influence, character and material aid are vital supports. To those of the Future, whose Care. Power, and Untiring Efforts will be Potent Factors in the growth and maintenance of the Snow Normal College. We fondls dedicate this 1921 Snowonian. Snow Normal College and Gymnasium THK WHITK A l) GOLD a “ t Oh. flag of white and gold to the breeze unfold. As we shout, all hail. A story sweet is told in each silken fold Which we love so well. A tale of love and youth, and the search for truth In our temple fair. Oh. banner so bright, rich as gold, pure and white. •jaXt?.id puoj jno si noX a ni ai| oj. And this is why we love to see you wave abate. CHORUS The Snow Normal college. The fount of truth and knowledge. That's where we spend the golden hours of life: Within :hat sacred temple As friends we all assemble And seek to make those hours with beauty rife. And when in bygone ages We look back o’er the pages And ponder o’er our deeds and struggles old. So fondly we’ll remember And most of all we’ll treasure Out college days so bright with rays Of white and gold. Oh. colors gold and white, for you we’ll light. We’ll watch and pray. We’ll guard you with our might and keep you bright By night and day, ’Til our hearts like you will be as pure and and free. And full of cheer. 'Fhe snow’s purest white and the sun’s golden light These our symbols forever dear. They fill each spacious hall And brighten every wall Of.—(Chorus) History of the College The Snow Normal College was founded at Ephraim. November 5, 1888. in order to meet the need of a higher secular education and to provide a place where the young men and the young women might receive training in theological work. The organization of the school was under the direction of the stake presidency. President Canute Peterson. Henry Beal and John B. Mai ben, who were encouraged in the movement by the Church authorities. Up to 1902 the school was known as the Sanpele Stake Academy, when with the approval of the Church Board of of Education, the name was changed to the Snow Academy in honor of President Lorenzo Snow and Apostle Erastus Snow. In the Spring of 19 17 the name was again changed to the “Snow Normal College.” because of its wide and extensive growth. With a good beginning and the addition of more strength in the way of buildings, more experienced teachers and improved courses of study, the College has reached its present standard. Its growth has been slow but continuous and substantial. Three changes have occurred in the principalship of the institution. Alma Grenwood was principal from 18S8 to 1891; George Christensen from 1891 to 1892 and Newton E. Noyes, from 1892 to the present time. Thera have also been changes in the presidency of the school. President Canute Peterson, one of the original founders, served as president from 1888 until his death in 1902. He was succeeded by his first counselor. President Henry Beal, under whose presidency the large college building was completed. At the time of President Beal’s death (February, 1911) President Anthon H. Lund of the First Presidency of the Church became President of the school and continued until his death, March 2. 1921. which leaves the College without a president of its Board of Education at present, but it is the eager hope and expectation of every Faculty member and student to have one appointed in the near future. The Faculty Ladies and Gentlemen: We take this opportunity or introducing to you the Faculty members of the Snow Normal College. Principal Newton K. Noyes, who teaches History of Education. Psychology, etc. “'I he conference report for this year is”— William � . Barton, Principal of the Normal School, who teaches Economics, History, etc. “Students, prepare for an oral exam”— H. E. Jensen, Principal of the High School, who teaches Agriculture. “Discipline should come first and foremost in any school”— Mahouti Thomson, Principal of the Commercial School, teaches bookkeeping, “A fountain pen was picked up”— J. S. Christensen, who teaches Science. “Love affairs are numerous in school”— P. I). Jensen, who teaches College English, “The Training class will meet”— Afton Mortensen, who teaches cooking. “All Domestic Science girls meet”— Olive Anderson, who teaches sewing, “Quietness and order should be the motto of every girl”— Maggie Hatch, who also teaches sewing, “There is altogether too much gum chewing in the school”— V. King Driggs, who teaches music and art. “No one will be excused from choir at 1 1:30”— Ralph E. Booth, who teaches Band and Orchestra. “One—Two— Three — Andrew Mortensen, who knows carpentry from A to Z. but never announces anything. Rulon W. Clark, Coach of the school. “A weenie roast could be car ried off successfully, I think.” Our beloved modiste, Petra Anderson, has been unable to attend school this year on account of illness. Everyone joins us in wishing her the best of luck. We are sure you have enjoyed the short speeches made and it is our earnest hope that we shall be able to follow in the footsteps of our teachers. 0- 0 O' FI □ 0 College Class Officers LEW ELLA REES. Wall's, Cl ah. A combination of sweet disposition. energy and talents. She sings and makes music a medium through which she speaks of love and cheer. 0 0 0 '0 REED SANDERSON. Class President. Knii'V'icw; Cfiili. Haj mastered tin task of meeting the world cheerfully. 11 ELEN 1C HANSEN. Vice-President. Ephraim, I'lnli. Her motto: Drink deep of the c up of knowledge. CLA YTON PETERSON. Ephraim, t'tnli. While the world sleeps, he works. ALTA MeOAFFERTY. Ephraim, I’tah. Even if 1 am small I intend to let the world know I live. 0 HKKXICH Jl-STBSKN. Spring City, Cluli. fill in as a summer day in December. SOUBN S IK K BLS BN. Km. (Been, I'lah. His only fault he a student. WANDA ROBBKTSON. Kin. (ireeu. I'lah. Blessed are the happiness makers, for they shall have, friends. ARVIl.l.A AN DICKSON. Kplmiim, ('tali. From head to toe and linger rij . she's thoroughly alive. LOA ALLKKI), Spring City, I'tali. A mystery to the eyes of none. ELDON FROST. Athletic Director. Kpliinint, I tah. Likes lilue eyes and black hair but expects to bo mother’s boy a few more years. AH VILLA LARSEN. Mayfield, (tab. Modesty is my virtue. BEATRICE JENSEN, (ilcmvood, llali. 1 wish there were not so many sweet boys in the world. a a BUM A ANDERSON. CVntertiehl, Utah. Everybody is my friend. MAUDE NIELSEN. Ephraim, Utah. Of all the members in our class. She’s one to have her will. No matter what they have to say. This woman rules us still. M ANTON MOODY, Yell master, Hinckley, Utah. He is not a man to be played with lightly. LILLIAN JENSEN. Secy.-Treas., (■lemvoori, Utah. Has a liking for study and Briggs. 0 0 College Class History S ■FI Four long years ago some of the present members of the college c lass entered the Snow Normal College for the first time and gazed at its spacious halls in wonder and noticed to see how the older students acted in such a wonderful place. Others were not so fortunate and have only had the privelege of spending one or two years under the flag of white and gold. All of us have been together long enough, however, to become united in the love we give our class and our school. We. the members of the college class must now bid our fellow students adieu and perhaps some or us shall never enter these halls again. None of us shall ever enter with the blithe feeling of former days when we are no longer a group of fellow students united under the same flag and working for the same cause. But we have labored year by year and each term have climbed higher upon the ladder of success and now with high honors, we have planted our banner on the top round. We have a true class spirit and a true school spirit and if students of the future wish for an example to follow, just remember the College class of 21. l£3 G7 ■0 Senior Class Officers SKMOKS _____ Seniors! What a world or meaning that word holds! What a depth of wisdom it signifies! NTo other can compare with it in any sense. And the members of this brilliant class really live up to their name. Where, in the annals of school history is there a clajs who can equal it in learning or In athletics? The Seniors were the Inter-Class Basket Ball champions and even though we lost the baseball series by the small margin cf one point, we lay the blame for thr.t, not on the team but on the umpire. The Senior Character Ball holds first place among Chios parti ??. Things seen there will never he seen again. When we leave, the Snow Normal College will lose the be t c'nss of students that ever entered its buildings, walked through its bails, or danced in its dances. We have set the example whereby all students may follow mile $ uKjr wisdom deems it necessary that they set another. In leaving the school we leave our will, whereby we hope,fell will prosper. For we have made the name “Seniors” stand for the courage, the valor, the stick-to-it-ivness. that has seldom, if ever been found in other hearers of the illustrious name Seniors! f -Pi 0 □ 13 EVERT DRAPER. Ftii. (irmi. I'tsih. Though J he strings of his heart may he wrenched and riven liy a maiden coquettish who has led him along. A NI) R E W . 1 () K T E N S E N. .IK.. K| lmiiiii. I’tnli. Lofty in all things. ALBERT LAMB. Secy.-Treas. Ephraim, (’tali. Has a sweet dispostion and likes lots of fun. LEON H I’M PH KEY. Salina, I'tali. Likes to argue, expects to he a man some day. 0- 0 ■ra BRIGGS MJNI), Ephraim, ('tali. Hard l.o tell which he thinks the most ol'. Kiris or himself. AT)ELK ANDERSON. Vice-President. Gunnison, I’tali. She likes to dream of things that are t« be. WALLEN CH R1STENSEN. Aurora, Utah. From where do you get those aristocratic ways? RAY BJERRKGAARD, Ephraim, Utah. I am nobody’s fool, but I can play the part. ©■ 0 Q LLOYD WINN, Dramatic Manager Ephraim, Utah. Windy plays the march in March. WESLEY THOMPSON, Ephraim, Utah. Likes to shift classes and walk with Beatrice. Nevertheless he is a good sport.. M A Y D A CHRISTENSE N, Aurora, Utah. A future pedagog 1 am to be. K ENNETII NIEI ,S EN. President Ephraim, Utah. “Hark, me thought 1 heard a voice calling, “Lois, where art thou. ’ Id E V1RGE BAGLEY, Koosharrni, I’tah. ■0 In my case actions speak louder than words. GEORGE DAY, Kairview, Utah. As bright as a candle in the night. VERNA MADSEN, Ephraim, Utah. A pretty Senior who likes to argue. JOHN HANSEN. Kaii-vicw, Utah. I have not said much yet. bur some day I’ll tel! the world. 13 0 RULON CHRISTENSEN, Ephraim, Utah. Energetic and industrious. □ 0 VIKGEL JACOBSON, Etn. Green, Utah. I am from Eden but not with her whom y u call Eve. INEZ DORIUS, Ephraim, I'tah. Her motto: Work while you work and play while you play. BYRON THOMPSON, Yell Master Ephraim, Utah. You can always tell the English, You can always tell the Dutch, You can always tell Byron, But you can’t tell him much. O’ 0 LI LACE CHRISTENSEN Kooslmrcm. L'tah. 0 I know the definition or study and anything else in the dictionary. GLEN DORIUS. Athletic Director. Ephraim, Utah. Tell me not in mournful numbers. Life is hut an empty dream. FLOY ALLRED. Spring City, I'tnli. 1 do not say much only on special occasions. 0 Senior Class Will We. the Senior class of 1921. do hereby make our last will and testament. bequeathing to our heirs as follows: 1— To our successors, the right to claim the honor for every good, bad or mischievous thing that occurs during the year. 2— To the Freshies, the right to appear as green as they really are. 3— To the Sophomores, the right to act as silly as they wish, and to make fools of the Freshies. (If they can.) 4— To the Juniors, the right to entertain the school at the annual Junior Prom., and to charge a dollar a ticket with twenty-five cents for extra ladies. 5— To the College class, the right to act as important as they can, and to show how much they know in exams. 6— To the basketball boys, the right to try and attend the state basketball tournaments. 7— To all boys, the right to court the girl they adore. 8— To all lovers, we give the moonlight, the lawn, the Assembly Hall, the benches, and all the sidewalks in town, to use as they see fit. 9— To the Discipline Committee and the Chief Justice of the Student Body, the right to “duck” all boys who sluff Clean-up Day and who try to get their dinner for nothing. 10— To the Faculty, we give the right to “boss” the job and also the task of making the students study in the spring. ’ll—To all girls, the right to paint their eyebrows, cheeks, etc., and to use their powder puffs in public. In Witness Whereof, we have hereby set our hands and the seal this 15th day of May, in the year of out Lord, nineteen hundred and twenty-one. (Signed) THE SENIOR CLASS. By Kenneth Nielson. President. Witnesses: GLEN DORIOUS. INEZ DORICS. f 0 0 JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS Udell Jensen..............President Verda Robins.........Vice-President Verda Anderson ....Secy, and Treas. Lucy Sorensen........Dramatic Mgr. Reed Christensen........ Yellmaster Alva Armstrong Cla i Della Anderson Lois Allred Aimond Armstrong Ruth Benson Esther Bartholomew Grant Beal Armada Bailey Dorothy Christensen Twila Hansen Eventa Hansen Addin Heppler Rheela Heppler Vondella Hansen Clinton Justesen Lula Jorgensen Edna Johansen Leila Kelson Rlioda Larsen Director Rulon Murphy � Leslio Madsen Varian Mortensen Zeela Moody Georgo Nielson Stanley Nielson Josie Norman Ray Olsen Daveda Olsen Fcrdie Peterson Naomi Potter Edna Potter Hilda Rose Eliza Sorensen Chauncey Thompson Robert Thompson Thelma Watson Ne’.don Young 0 0 3 .......................................... — — E Junior Class In the fall of 1917. we Juniors, being a merry throng of gay “Green Freshies full of ambition and just a little too proud and big beaded to keep the advanced students from taking some of it out of us. rallied into the Snow Normal College. In spite of all the knocks and slams of discouragement, we. light of heart, battled on and at last gained the Sophomore goal. We were then no longer laughed at and called “Green Freshies.” but received honor from all our school associates, because of our careful and painstaking efforts and work. We as Freshmen were the victors in the inter-class series of basketball. and competed succeessfully in all supplementary activities of the school. An independent body in the glowing effulgence and pufsance of youth, we now stand participating in all social and political undertakings of the school and marking a place of honor for our College as well as for the class. We stand as a great influential and predominating body, exercising our powers of abil'ty and overcoming our current of difficulties under the successful guidance of our President and his able and efficient cabinet. Our greatest success of .he season was our Junior Prom, held in the Social Hall. March the eleventh. The hall was elegantly dressed in our class colors, green and white, which added to our elaborate ball, both in beauty and attraction. But this great social event will not end our year’s activities, for we find ourselves dfligent workers of the Snow and able in every way to exercise our powers. We shall carry honor with us when we close this year and meet again as Seniors in 1921. Our minds will be stronger and we shall be able to be leaders in all activities and undertakings, so that when we finish our work in this institution to labor in fields anew, we shall have left nothing undone and feel satisfied with the record that we have made individually and collectively, ameng the classes. So that those who follow in the educational requirements of the school may be inspired by the example set by the class of '2 2. % ft run) in tty watftmtu) ffocfc or soma wi(fsurtfy lose e'ur way fov fr ufv [wn6$ ( ruti flOy fj 1 m il a a SOPHOMORE ( LASS OKI’K'KKS John H. Beal................President Maiben Seeley .......... Yellmaster Alta Thompson ........ Vice-President George Barton.....Athletic Director Ila Bagley ..........Secy and Treas. Robert Peterson ...Asst. Yellmas er ( hiss Roll Euray Anderson Earl Madsen Katin Anderson Verdell Mikkelsen Lorenzo Anderson Moyle Nielsen Cannon Anderson Alton Nielsen Peter Anderson Ruth Nielsen Marion Allred Ad in Nielsen Milton Beal Howard Nielsen Alden Beal Clare Okerlund Ruby Benson Pear' Olsen Ralph Bjerregaard Arvilla Peterson Reed Burr Eva Peterson Grant Bagley Lucile Petersc n William Carlston Reynold Peterson Lee Christensen Milton Peterson Hannah Christensen Robert Peterson Sarah Christensen Clara Peterson Marguerite Christensen Alt? Peterson Reuel Christensen Sterling Paulson Merrill A. Christiansen Glen Paulson Aury Draper Olive Paulson Dorn. Dorius Angus Potter Lillian Greaver Meiba Potter Vail Greaves Ruby Rasmusson Terrance Hansen Loyal Rasmusson Anthony Hansen Marlin Rasmusson Maude Hansen Melvin Robins Lucy Howes Glen Shultz Euray Hunt. Marlin Shultz Lucile Humphrey Vera Sumsion Elizabeth Hatch Bird Sumsion Ruth Hatch Mary Stevenson Farrell Holman. Maiben Seely Montell Harding Cannon Thomson Sarah Isaacson Dale Thompson George Jackson Leah Thorpe Weston Justesen Christy Thorpe Anna Jensen Evert Williams Thelma Lewis Myron Wasden Sheldon Larsen Mil iam Watts John Lund Ann?. Wilcox Clifton Memmott Kawlin Bagnall 0 0 0 E Sophomores a Sophomore Class E “Verily, verily, we say unto you, We are the Sophs of the Snow Normal College.” This is an apt expression ot' our illustrious class at the present time. Last year, when we entered this venerable institution we were awed by the haughty, over-bearing manner of the Seniors. The Juniors seemed near perfection and the Sophs looked askance at everything we did. The College class winked and tapped their heads significantly, but before the year was over, Oh! what a change. Even the College respected us. This year the word “Sophomore” has a new meaning, a combination of work and pleasure. With our present ideal and ambition we will leave our names on the records of the S. N. C. as examples of what students can really do. Our record in athletics will be illuminated by the time we leave the institution, and in years to come when other students look over the records, they will say. “They were the Sophs of 21. the only class to beat the Seniors and win a chicken supper, besides winning the penant for the Founder’s Day activities!” S' E 0 I'RKSHMEX CLASS OFFICERS Elliot Johnson .......... President Eddie Isaacson Athletic Director Ituby Dorius...........Vie-President Spencer Madsen Vellmasier Fay Jensen.........Secy, and Treas. Class Roll Phyllis Armstrong El!ion Arnoldson Dee Anderson Lawrence Anderson Bernice Anderson Marie Anderson Quentin Anderson Alton Anderson Ell Benson Hanna Barron Clifton Bailey Leroy Braithwaite Darwin Brotherson John Balaskas Nellie Begh Agnes Christensen Ruth Christensen Verna Christensen Eva A. Christensen Helene Christensen Eugene Christensen Elmer Christensen Myrtle Dorius El wood Dalton Roseltha Epling Vernile Frickleton Lucile Frost Roger Greaves Virginia Greaves Edith B. Hansen Edith A. Hansen Edna Howes Eddie Isaacson Gerald Jensen Utahna Jensen Eliza Lyman Angie Lyman Lucy Lyman Howard Larsen Raymond Lund Helen Lindeberg Calvert Larsen Florence McCatTerty Fern McFarlane Helen McArthur Iva Mortensen Paul Murphy Mattie Mason Lenna Memmott EdgheH Mortensen Ruth Musig Francis Mortensen Karl Nielsen Dora Nielsen Mary Nielsen Rae Noyes Lorenzo Peterson Fontell Peterson L' tayette Peterson ‘ hertssa Pederson Verda Pace Frank Pace Elton Pace Lei a lid Payne Lavon Robins Clinton Ras muss on Melba Sanderson La veil Stephens Francis Snedeger Ray Shultz Luelle Shultz Merrill Thompson Valeen Tanner Zcnobia Wilson Armont. Willardson Florence Wilson □ The Freshmen In the fall of 1920, a number of awkward, strange, green-looking youngsters took their places among the rest of the students of the S. X. C. and began to make preparations for study and student activities. They were christened “Freshies” for no name seemed to fit them better Every one watched them and laughed at them; it was difficult to suppress laughter when watching these would-be graceful ladies and gentlemen who were really so awkward and inexperienced. It did not take long, however, to find the real substance of these recruits; that they were merely lacking in experience; that they were full of pep and ginger; ready for fun; ambitious in school; good-hearted; and everything that prophesied a great future, were recognized in both attitude and work. Now these youngsters, the Freshies, are well on their way to the fulfillment of the prophecy. • Their awkwardness and greenness of the beginning of the year are nearly gone. The new experience of college life have proved their worth, for none of the Freshmen would have missed for any price those first hard knocks, the sensation of being laughed at. the sensation of the floor coming up and hitting him in front of a bunch of Seniors and the sensation of of being ducked, the first C’s in examintions; in short, the initiation to the school outside of mama’s arms. Just keep your eye on these Freshies in the future. Before they leave school they’ll have made the Snow Normal College famous, and in a fpw years when you see the name of a senator, governor, millionaire broker, or other of such trifling people, headlining your “daily”’ you’ll remember 1921. when he was a Freshman of the Snow Normal college. E Funny isms 13 Finals, finals, everywhere. With drops and drops of ink, But never a Prof, who’ll leave the room And allow a man to think! Adele—Why is a horse like a stick of candy? Berta —I don’t know. Adele—Because the more you lick it. the faster it goes. “Willie, have you whispered today, without permission?” “Only wunst.” “Cannon, should Willie have said ‘Wunst’?” “No Ma’am, he should have said ‘twiced’!” Our idea of a Perfect History Exam. 1. Name the two countries that fought in the Spanish-American War. 2. Of what nationality was Bismarck, the great German Statesman? 2. How long did the thirty years war last? 4. In what country was the French revolution fought? (Choose any two.) Keep This In Mind All the knowledge you get in your brain is of no use to you until it trickles out of the end of your finger. The only student who never makes a mistake, is the student who never does anything. 0 0 E' J Music Department a “Tell me what the music of a nation is. and 1 can tell you what the nation is. ’ was a common saying of Confucius. If this proof were asked of the Snow Normal College, we would be able to say in reply that our school can no where be excelled because our Music department is efficient to the highest degree. Our band is noted all over the state and the knowledge of our orchestra is by no means limited to our school alone. And who has not heard the future Caruso's and Melba’s of our Glee Clubs? The active part they play in the operas and concerts show the talent they posses and their willingness to work. The newcomer who sits with eyes closed and listens to the choir, is reminded of the stories of old when angelic sounds burst forth from above. Under the careful direction and guidance of Profs. Driggs and Booth all instruments can be made to talk and people who had to be aided in the burden of carrying a tune are fast becoming successors to the world's greatest musicians. In order to more fully understand and appreciate the true value of this divine art. a club known as the Music Appreciation club has been formed by music lovers. If the students are as faithful, efficient and energetic in maintaining this department in the future as has been done in the past, with the aid of instructors as competent and willing to work as our music teachers now are we can readily prophesy untold greatness for the Music department of the Snow Normal College. S - E Snow Normal College Band Snow Normal College Orchestra 13 “The Mystery of Alcantara” 0 0 My Brain Is Dead. 0 0 Tell mo not, ( dear professor, That my grade is hut a I . Keep the record in your dresser And don’t spring t ho truth.to mo. Many hours have I pondered O’er such stuff as Math, and Cliem. Far into the night I Vo wondered . If such bunk were made for men. Full of Zoo. I cram my mentals; Full of Ag. I also cram. Then the Prof, serene and gentle Flunks me in the first exam. I would my brain wen made of plaster. (That might help to turn the trick.) Then the dope spoke by the master Would hit against my dome and stick! Botany Laboratory Chemistry Laboratory Manual Training Department Founders Day Parc.de Funny isms 0 Three smiles make one grin. Three grins make one laugh. Three laughs make one happy. Exams are like the poor—we have them ever with us. There are always two sides to every question—our side and the wrong side. When you receive a kindness, remember it. When you bestow one—forget it. FUN NY ISMS Bro. Barton I'm so glad you have taken German. George—1 haven’t taken it yet; I've only been exposed to it. Leon, (grasping her hand. etc. etc.)—Dearie, I must speak to you. There has,been something trembling on my lips tor weeks. Perhaps you have noticed it. Arvilla L.—Yes, why don’t you shave it off. P. D. Jensen—Ray, do you understand French? Ray B.—Yes. if it is spoken in English. In Church The lari was rendered by the choir, while the organ pealed potatoes and the sexton rung the dish rag. then some one set the church on fire. “Holy Smokes! Bro. Barton cried, and in the rush he lost his hair. Now his head resembles heaven, for thero is no parting there. 0 •0 E.1 Commercial Depart men t. □ V . 0 3 43 0 G --------------------------------- Athletics. We take off our hats to the Athletes of the Snow Normal College. There is not another school in the land that can boast a finer set of boys. The foot-ball team carried off the honors in this section of the state and as for basketball, juct a little bit of bad luck in one game—which we take with a smile—caused the loss of the champion-ship of the Sanpete division in 1921. the first time such a thing has occurred in the history of basketball in this section. There is a bright outlook for the future. Baseball and track meet, well, we have some long winded chaps who can certainly sprint, make a ball sing as it flies through the air, serve refreshments consisting of singles, doubles, triples and home runs and give to all a good time. They will be the future stars of colleges and universities. FOOT BALE GAM MS Nov. 5—S. N. C., 39, vs. Manti. 0, at Ephraim. Nov. 11—S. N. C., 25, vs. Manti, 8, at Manti. Nov. 13—S. N. C.. 49. vs. Richfield, 0, at Ephraim. Nov. 20—S. N. C., 2 0, vs. Richfield, 13. at Richfield. BASKET HALL I’kACTKT, GAMES Dec. 17—S. N. C., 37, vs. Moroni, 3S, at Ephraim. Jan. 8—S. N. C., 44, vs. Manti, 34, at Manti. Jan. 12—S. N. €., 37, vs. Manti, 28. at Ephraim. Feb. 12—S. N. O.. 04. vs. Richfield, 17. at Ephraim. LKAGIM GAMES Jan. 14—S. N. O., 30, vs. Moroni, 40, at Ephraim. Jan. 21—S. N. C., 50. vs. Manti, 27. at Manti. Jan. 28—S. N. C., 31, vs. North Sanpete, 43, at Ephraim. Feb. 4—S. N. C., 4S, vs. Wasatch 25, at Ephraim. Feb. 22—S. N. C., 53, vs. Manti. 24, at Manti. Feb. 25—S. N. C., 37, vs. North Sanpete, 4 1, at Mt. Pleasant. Mar. 3—S. N. C.. 43, vs. Moroni. 35. at Moroni. Mar. 10—S. N. O., vs Wasatch. Forfeit to Wasatch. 0' 0 0- '0 Football Team Basketball Team 0’ 0 Baseball Team □ Senior Basketball Team—Inter-Class Champions 0. 0 0. Girls’ Physical Culture Funny isms Booth—I went to the show the other night with a low brow tricncl. Driggs, and the orchestra played “The Little Brown .lug.” He thought it was the national anthem and stood up, and I did too! Darn him! Mother—Now, run along to school and be sure to be a good boy. A bird will tell mother if you’re not. Calvert L.—All right, mother. Mother (after school)—Well, was my little boy good at school today? Calvert—Nothn’ doin’. Mother. Ask your bird. A Senior, a Sophomore, and a Freshie were bragging about whom they had been taken for. Senior (Glen)—I have been taken for the President of the United States. Soph. (Bird S.)—I was taken for a college professor. Freshie (Carl N.)—Well, tilt’s nothing! In Salt Lake a man rushed up to me and said. 'Holy Moses, is that you?” Paul M.—What would you give for a voice like mine? Arvilla A.—Chloroform. Evart (in Student Body meeting)—We will next be entertained by the Benson sisters. Ray B.—Say, are them three twins? Bro. Noyes—Kenneth, do you attend a place of worship every Sunday? Kenneth—Yes, sir. I am on my way to her home now. ■I. S. (to Utahna)—Define rain. Utahna—It's something wet that falls from heaven. From the bedroom of the twin boys came the mingled sounds of loud weeping and hearty laughter, so father went up to investigate. “What’s the matter up here.” he inquired. The joyous Reynold indicated his weeping brother. “Nothing,” he chuckled. Only mother has given Robert two baths and Hasn’t given me any.” Clifton Bailey—Boo, hoo, the cow aie my fodders fodder all up. Sympathizing .1. S.—What, the cow ate your grandfather? Clifton—Naw, she ate my fodder's corn fodder 0 0 Q1 Fj STI'DKNT BODY OKKICEKK Evart Draper ..... Maude Nielson .... Inez Dorfus ...... Ferdie Peterson Rulon Christensen Briggs Lund ...... Mail ten Seely.... Rulon Murphy ..... ...........President ..... Vice-President Secretary Treasu rer ...Athletic Director ...... Chief Justice ......... Yell master Assistant Yellmaster . Dramatic Manager 0 0' 0 0- Dramatic Club 0 0 “Bubbles” Funny isms 0- •3 H. E. Jensen (in Theology) Why was Eve driven from the Garden of Eden? Virge Bagley—Because she got away with Adam's apple. Virgil J.—Its a shame for a man to go through life alone. Eva P.—Why don’t you get your mother to chaperone you? Mahonri was scolding Clark for carrying a lantern when going to call on the girls. The Idea he scoffed. When I was courting I never carried a lantern. I went in the dark. Clark proceeded to fill the lantern. Yes, he said sadly, and look what you got. Barton—If I fail to give a correct answer to any problem in mathematics that anyone presents to me. I agree to forfeit the sum of ten dollars. Kenneth—Make the date of Lois’ birth agree with her present age. Essay on Geese. By Elliot Johnson. Geese is a heavy set bird with a head on one side and a tail on the other. His feet is set so far back on his running gear that they nearly miss his body. Some geese is ganders and has a curl on his tail. Ganders don’t lay eggs or set. They just eat, leaf, and go swimming. If I had to be a geese I would rather be a gander. Geese do not give milk but give eggs. But for me give me liberty or give me death. Mahonri—(pointing to drawing on the board)—What is this Key-no Id ? Reynold —A dirty finger. Kate—My mother told me not to marry you. Milton—Indeed, thats the first time she was interested in my welfare. Briggs to Lillian—May I print a kiss upon your lips? She nodded her sweet permission, So they went to press. And I rather guess They printed a large edition. P. D. (in Training class)—Where is Washington. I). C.? Reed S.—In the state of Washington. P. D. (in the same class.)—And where is Puget Sound? Manton—Off the coast of Florida. SNOW ONE AX STAFF Wanda Robertson............................................Editor in Chief Arvilla Andersen ...................................First Assistant Editor Reed Sanderson.....................................Second Assistant Editor Andrew Mortensen....................................Third Assistant Editor Verna Madsen. %....................................Fourth Assistant Editor Alva Armstrong................................ Secretary and Treasurer Kuray Anderson.............................................. Staff Artist Virgel Jacobson...................................................Business Manager Udell Jensen............................First Assistant Business Manager Manton Moody...........................Second Assistant Business Manager Alta McCaiTerty ........................Third Assistant Business Manager 0 0 0 0' •0 Junior Promenade 0 0 A Day With a Cranium Expert □ 0 One bright winter day. a cranium expert strolled into our city. He was greeted with delight by both students and faculty who nearly swamped the poor man in the rush to be first. Finally after some little discussion, it was decided that those who came last were to be first. Thus a wild scramble to be last occurred. Well, the outcome was that our honorable head. President Evert Draper was the first to be examined! He was told he was a poor student, a good actor and liked to grumble, especially when a certain girl looked on. other boys. Evert stood to his feet, seeming rather dazed, but eventually decided to stay and hear the fate of the others. Rulon Christenson, one of our rising young men. was told that as a chief justice he was a splendid undertaker but would fail better in higher pursuits. Miss Inez Dorius was told she was musical, which was a little surprise to her (and every one else.) W. King Driggs was next called upon to pass inspeciion and in his excitement he knocked over three chairs and disturbed the professors whiskers. The professor measured the distance between Driggs’ antebellum and his ear and announced that he was a great essay writer and just as Driggs was beginning to look proud, his hopes were blasted by the sonorous voice of the professor announcing that he was decidedly not musical. Prof. Noyes was informed that he had a little sense as everyone knew but great cents as everyone didn’t know. Miss Wanda Robertson was told that the hope of a life time was to be realized, she would be a sheepherder and become famous. Wm. G. Barton was next in line. When the professor ran his fingers through Wm. G's hair, he sighed deeply and said “Well, my man you have a liking for oral exams and hair tcnic”. Brother Barton jumped six feet. “Next”, cried the professor and up walked Mrs. Mortenson. She looked about with a face as calm and serene as a summer day in December. But suddenly her calm was shattered. Her eyes grew larger, her cheeks grew red. her lips trembled, why? Why all because the professor told her listen close now—she wore a wig. After Mrs. Mortenson’s hasly flight—we presume she did fly—a slight, dapper young man stepped up. “You”, said the professor, “you must like to put on airs in public, but always be sure you put something else on too.” and Ralph E. Booth also ran. ,■ A slight breeze stirred the curtains in the window. Everyone looked up to see what caused such a commotion in the air— when lo and behold brother H. E. Jensen was advancing with a “do or die” air. The professor looked him over and said. “My man. you would do for Clean-up Day. More surface is presented to the earth than is necessary.” More commotion in the air. P. D. Jensen strode in taking 3 inches per stride. “Well.” he thundered, “say your worst.” “Ah. no.” said the professor. “Your vocation is not invisible. You should undertake aviation. You like the higher atmosphere.” 0 id (Continu'd i.n following page.) A DAY WITH A CRAN'Il'M EXPERT g ■a (Continued.) J. S. Christensen, next came smiling forward. “My dear sir”, exclaimed the professor, your head is full,” and J. S. grinned until he added, “but I would advise going into manufacturing piano keys from the ivory.” Then did he smile? Elliot Johnson stepped up and surveyed the rest of the Freshies with the air of a king, “My child,” the professor startled Elliot, who really thought he was a man, “your greenness is wearing off but alas your brains aro dead so I would advise you to wear black crepe on your nose for mourning the rest of your life. Poor Elliot was heart broken. Maude Nielson approached only to be told that she could never marry Rulcn Murphy and without waiting to hear the rest walked off. Throughout the proceedings Mr. Driggs wore the air of a martyr and informed us that he thought the professor was a fake but J. S. is seriously considering about setting up a new plant and every one enjoyd the performance very much. The professor got away safely, but miracles will happen. 0 0 School Calendar. Jan. 1. Jan. 2. Jan. 8. Jan. 4. Jan. f). Jan. G. 'Jan. 7. Jan. 8. Jan.!). Tan. 10. Jan. 11. Jan. 12. Jan. 18. Jan. 14. � Ian. 16. •Jan. 17. Jan. 18. Jan. 10. Jan. 20. Jan. 21. .Ian. 28. Jan. 24. Jan. 25. Jan. 26. Jan. 27. Man. 28. Jmii. 20. Jan. 80. Jan. 81. Feb. i. Feb. 2. Feb. 8. Students are spending the last of the holidays at home Outside students return. Beginning- of school on a day similar to pupils responses. Spring in January. First symptoms of spring fever appealing. Lois and Kenneth are still inseparable. Zeela returns yesterday. We wonder if Evert knows?? ? Basket ball game with Mailt i. Musical Appreciation (Hub gives recital. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. A new Noyes in town. (Hinton got a black eye. He says playing basket ball, but we wonder. Brighter hope for the weary. Year Book predictions coming true. The end of the week. But John sings the end of time. Too sleepy to go to church. Another blue Monday. A gloomy day. Beginning of Semester Exams, and Chemistry gases. Lecture on tobacco by Bro. Noyes. Exams. Exams. End of Semester. Students resolve to do better next. General fast day for suffering Europeans. Beginning of second semester work. Students are forbidden to attend week dances and sociables. Program given by North Sanpete High School. Lewella felt extra happy. Has she got another beau ? Students are instructed about announcements. Sophomore ball. Specializing on Saturday. Debate on short and tall men in Tabernacle. Regular Monday morning goose eggs recorded on the roll books. (lomes in like a lamb. Everybody feels meek. Program taken to North Sanpete High School. Adele’s hair has noises in it. What is it? Rav saws “Rats.” (Continued on following page.) SCHOOL CALENDAR. Fob. 4. Fob. 5. Fob. G. Fob. 7. Fob. 8. Fob. ). Fob. 10. Fob. 11. Fob. 14. Fob. 15. Fob. 1G. Fob. 17. Fob. 18. Fob. 21. Fob. 22. Fob. 23. Fob. 24. Fob. 25. Fob. 28. Mar. 1. Mar. 2. Mar. 3. Mar. 4. Mar. G. Mar. 7. Mar. 8. Mar. 9. Mar. 10. Mar. 11. Mar. 14. (ContinufO ) Wo all (loci do to do bolt or next week. Concert given at College by Music department. Snow, snow, it’s all wo boar and see. Registers below zero. Tall men’s brains surely have boon chilled. Bill can still smile. Junior Prom preparations. Mr. (dark’s got curly hair. Is ho agent for some now curlers? Another happy day has rolled on. Valentino, when all broken hearts are mended and exchanged. Little grains of powder, Little daubs of paint, Make Mr. Clark’s blushes Look like what they aint. Reed has found out that P. I), can really smile. Lois has gone home. Kenneth lives at the Post Office. Udell says that absence makes the heart grow fonder. So Vorda has gone to Fountain Green for two days. Supt. Reunion visits the College. Spring in Winter. Can it ever be stormy again? Snow, slush and school awaits us. Washington’s Birthday. Coffee in the school. Evert says it was good. P. I), was shot for the third time, but isn’t dead yet. The morning after the night before. The assembly hall becomes a lover’s lane. Death of President Anthon II. Lund. Beginning of Clayton and Esther’s romance. Bro. Xoyes leaves for Salt Lake. Memorial services held for President Lund. Storm and winter again. Juniors initiate Clark as Class Dad. Sophomore Program. Midget Star team plays the Faculty. Bro. Xoyes loses a tooth. Junior Prom. Best of the season. Greeted with Exams. (C'or.tinu d on following pajre ) 0 0 School Calendar. (Co nt in ue.1.) Mar. 15. Have you soon and hoard Miss Hatch lately? Mar. 16. Ijost, a right-hand cuff button. Mar. 17. St. Patrick’s Day. No decorations on students are necessary. Mar. 18. J. S. plans to dance with all the girls next Friday night. Mar. 21. Which will it he, Hnna or Arvilla? (Hen. Mar. 22. Nothing doing. Mar. 22. Freshmen program postponed. Mar. 24. Flirtation is attention without intention. Mar. 25. Athletic dance. Mar. 28. Why is everyone so smart on Monday morning? Mar. 26. Wesley and Beatrice take a walk during devotional. Mar. 20. Freshman program. Mar. 21. Preparations for Clean-up Day. Apr. 1. Clean-up Day. Wedding announced. Free cold baths. lApr. 2. Woinie roast. Apr. 4. Freshies still tired from their clean-up job. Apr. 5. Too cold to duck Briggs. J'pr. 6. Report of Conference. Apr. 7. Some more Clean-up Day spirit manifested. pr. 8. Year Book basket dance. Apr. 6. Junior party. Apr. 11. () those Monday mornings. Apr. 12. Presides have contracted the disease, too. Have you seen YaLcen and Howard? Apr. 12. Student Body program. Apr. 14. “The Mystery of Alcantara” presented at the Mozart. r. 15. Opera taken to Fountain Green. Apr. 18. Inez wonders which she likes best, Yirge or Rawlin. Apr. 16. Am y feels extra good. Apr. 20. Manti High School gives the program. Apr. 2 1. Ray and Leon fight in the laboratory. Is Ray falling in love? Apr. 22. Sophomore party. Apr. 22. The Opera company at Centerfiold. Soren steps Iva. Apr. 25. Mayor Neslcn of Salt Lake City addresses the Student Bodv. c 0 (Continued on following page.) SCHOOL CALENDAR. G' Apr. 2(j. Apr. 27. Apr. 28. Apr. 2D. May 1. Mav 2. May 3. May 4. May 5. May 8. May 1). May 10. May 11. May 12. May 15. May 1(J. May 17. May 18. May ID. May 20. May 21. May 22. Mav 23. (Continued.) 11. ill. preaches on the love epidemic. More chemistry gases. H. E. takes liis Botany class out. Bishops will he busy writing recommends before school is out. Brevity is the soul of wit. Xot love letters. J. ft forgets his smile for the Chemistry class. Students are beginning to study. The end is near. Student Body election. Brother Barton goes to sleep in History. Zoology girls presented with a toad. Kenneth kisses Lois good morning. Evert and Zeela take lunch (what kind?) in the Assembly Hall. Wanda becomes of age . This is Thursday. Everybody is beginning to look wise. We are aiJ to school this morning. Maude and Rulon have the office window today. Leon and Arvilla have the reserved places today. Exams again. More exams. More and more exams. Graduation exercises. Commencement exercises. Alumni ball: THE EXP. “PooSt for those who BooSt for youn The Ephraim Commercial Club Ephraim. Utah An organization working for a Bigger and Better City, County and State Every progressive citizen should assist in the work. Apply for membership today. 0 0 Eph raim Sanitary Canning Co. Years of constant study and research work have enabled us to put up canned peas equal to any in the world, and increase the output from 350,000 cans in 1914 to 1,300,000 cans in 1920. •a 0- O' □ The Snow Normal College A Normal Training School, Founded Nov. 5, 1888. Hundreds of its Alumni are numbered among the leading men and women of I’tah and other states. Tin4 success of those who have prepart'd for teaching has been so marked that, at present, long before the school year comes to a close the prospective college graduates are sought for and signed up. The School plant, consisting of the main building and the gymnasium, is one of the best in the state. The grounds with their lawns and tennis courts are attractive and are convenient for the students in their moments of leisure. Ephraim lias a very wholesome educational atmosphere.. Board and lodging and room rental are usually very reasonable. 0 ■m 0 ■0 [We Print the Snowonian” The Eph raim Enterprise Ncphi Christensen, Prop. Ephraim, Utah Equipped for the best Commercial Printing. All price quotations are made from the standardized RANKLIN PRINTING PRICE LIST Phone No. 7. We are at your service. 0- 0 Zion Hotel Phones 24 Only Strictly modern Hotel i n Sanpete County. On the Gi’and Canyon Highway—Fish Lake and Bryce’s. 29f5 Ephraim Coal Co. Dealers in the Famous King Coal For Quality and Service We Lead Courteous Treatment to All. Ephraim Utah C. Willardsen, Mgr. Jas. Willardsen, Treas. Funny isms. Udell in Theology—You know that it is now definitely established that there were automobiles in the old Bible days. P. D.—Why. no. How is that? Udell—Well, the Bible says that if we are good, we shall be taken home on high. Verda Anderson—Yeah. I'm crazy about music. I like “Humoreske” and all them sentimental pieces. Briggs—Did you ever hear “Miseha Elman ? Verda—No; but I’ve heard Isch Ka Bibble. Mahonri—Confound you. waiter! You’re not tit to serve a pig. Waiter - Sorry, sir; I did my best. J. S. (to Ferd)—Define “trickling.” Ferd.—To go jumping along. J. S.—Define “anecdote.” Ferd.—A funny tale. J. S.—Make a sentence illustrating both of the words. Ferd—A dog went trickling down the street with a tin can tied to its anecdote. Maude— Oh. I guess you’re older than I am! Rulon—No; I’m not. You have seen more moons than I have. 0 Ephraim Social Dance Hall We boast of having the finest dance hall in the state. General Dance every Friday. Music furnished by Ralph’s Famous Seven. “Sincerely Yours” It doesn’t take much courage to ask for a picture, but my, how men dislike to do it. Make it easier for him. Let me put all of your personality into a portrait. It will need no other message than “Sincerely yours.” I aim to produce even more than a perfect portrait and am usually successful. Pederson Studio Ephraim, Utah Dr. Otto Nielsen Dentist Ephraim - Utah A. W. Jensen Attorney at Law Ephraim - Utah City Attorney, Ephraim City, Utah County Attorney, Sanpete County, Utah . - Sondrup Transfer Co. Elroy Sondrup, Mgr. Livery, Transfer, Draying Ephraim - Utah • . Dr. A. J. Nielson Office at residence. Phone 20 Ephraim, - Utah 0- 0 SERVICE SATISFACTION BUY YOUR BUILDING MATERIAL FROM ALBERT JOHNSON LUMBER CO. WE HAVE MOST COMPLETE AND BEST EQUIPPED MILL and YARD SOUTH OF PROVO GENERAL CONTRACTING SERVICE OUR MIDDLE NAME PRICL QUALITY r Telephone UJ.,:39G3 S0U aA JiW Lake ennravino Ir no longer a matter ofi i r a matter of arrowing wkerc lo go. money Qe Bouzek Engraving Company {The hone of . (he - Mut.Tii i.e •• Camciiai jridcviTij known device for mrWimj perfect printing pi.tier 0 •0 Meats and Groceries at Ephraim Cash Grocery Phone No. 2 Ephraim, Utah Mozart Theatre W. D. Musig, Mgr. Ephraim, Utah The House of High Class Drama and Quality Pidures. Funny isms. Who supports the Year Book? The staff. He who thinks he knows most, knows least. He who does’nt know, never doubts. Prof. Jensen—In what course do you expect to graduate, Manton? Man ton—In the course of time. 0- •0 Chauncey (with a weak chin)—Dear, I have decided to grow a beard. Lucy (angrily)—I won’t have it! Chauncey (calmly)—No; but I will. Progress Meat Grocery Co. Our Goods Arc Good Goods” Fresh and Cured Meats, Groceries, etc. Satisfaction Guaranteed Do Your Business with the Bank of Ephraim ( The People's Bank) Member Federal Reserve System, THEREhOR able to give you better service. A. N. Bjerregaard, President F. H. Rasmuson, Cashier C. Willardsen, Vice-President 0. L. Hansen, Asst. Cashier Directors.— A. N. Bjerregaard, C. Willardsen, F. H. Rasmuson T. D. Rees. Peter Lund. Andrew Christensen Peter Jacobsen, W. G. Barton, A. C. Fjeldsted Easton Jenson Drugs Groceries Candy School Supplies Ephraim Utah Ephraim Wholesale Bakery Restaurant and Confectionery Ephraim Utah 13 Pharmacist Tlit same argument icgarding a phyxiciiin’s ability ami experience applies also to the pharmacist. When you fake a prescription t:� a druggist you must depend upon his ability and equipment for handling it in the way whic h your physician planned. A strictly modem equipment, the employment of registered pharmacists and a stock of pure , Iresh, patent prescription drugs insures the best possible prescription service. “£ s:t i s nij, vom xkxt pkksckiption.” D. W. Anderson Drug Co. TWO GOOD DRI’G STORKS. Funnyisms. Mrs. Mortensen ( over the telephone)—You can just come and get your old dried up grapes. I ordered raisins. You can’t tool me. Friends of Evart D. fear that his health will be greatly impaired as his heart does not seem to be in the right place. Clark—1 suppose the baby is fond of you. Bro. Noyes Fond of me! Why, he sleeps all day when I'm not home and stays awake all night just to enjoy my society. If a fellow who loves a book is called a book worm, is a fellow who loves to stay in bed a bed bug? You Tell ’em! T. Hansen Co. Sell ’em! Sonora, Edison, Columbia Talking Machines. We get the new records every month. One Minute, Woodrow and 0. K. Electric Washers. Eureka, Torrington. Hot Point Electric sweepers. Morse and International Gasoline Engines. Monarch and Majestic Ranges. Even thing in Furniture Hansen Co. Ephraim, Utah 0 O. J. Bracken Co. □ We have had the pleasure in the past of serving a large number of the students and faculty of the Snow Normal College. We say honestly it has been a pleasure to serve you and we have done so to the best of our ability, in Shoes Dry Goods and Clothing. Again we thank you and further solicit your kind patronage. O. J. Bracken Co. Confectionery J. Harvey Hanson Ephraim Utah Ice Cream Soft Drinks Stationery - - School Tobacco - Toilet Articles 0 An Institution With An Ideal. Through our unending efforts to please and selling only quality goods at moderate prices wc have attained an enviable reputation as Complete Outfitters for the College Boy or Girl. Acme Mercantile Co. “Quality Store’ W. B. Pace, Mgr. - - Ephraim. Utah