Snow College - Snowonian Yearbook (Ephraim, UT)

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Senior Class Will We, the class of 1915, being in full possession of a sound mind and memory, but fearing that a superabundance of knowledge will drive us to an early grave, do make and declare this to be our last will and testament, and do declare all our former wills to be void. To the school we give our hearty thanks for its wonderful inspiration and genial fellowship. To the other classes of the school, the use of the classrooms and the halls, together with the privilege to feast their eyes upon any art work they may find upon the scats and benches. We also grant them the privilege of sleeping on said seats whenever the days are warm or the lectures somniferous. To the “spooners” of the school we bequeath the use of the campus and lawns for spring and fall work, and the use of the two radiators during the winter season. All amorous undertakings occurring on these designated spots receive the full sanction of the Senior Class, and all successful matches are declared to be legal and valid. To all girls who have not had a chance to burden themselves with “worscr halves,” we grant full permission to waylay and make advances with matrimonial intent to any or all boys of the school during the school year of 1916. Provided: That said girls must be fully capable of supporting said boys after the wedding bells have chimed. To the student body is bequeathed the privilege of locking up the Faculty on April 1, 1916. Also the privilege of feeding them on crackers and peanuts, minus water; drumming up the town, and otherwise engaging in playful activity as they see fit. Provided: That no teacher shall revengefully assign due work such as writing sixteen pages of Theology, twenty pages of Civics, or other health-destroying assignments as a punishment for such antics. To the music students is given the privilege of singing, yelling, howling, and otherwise making life intolerable for town residents living adjacent to the Academy. Provided: That these practices shall be adjourned before four o’clock a. m., and that the volume of the sound shall be subdued sufficiently to insure its traveling no fart her than Mt. Pleasant or Manti. To the dancers the privilege of using tlie gymnasium for the purpose of learning the tango, one-step, Poston Hesitation, and other corruptions of the tcrpsichorcan art. unless they arc prohibited from doing so by the order of the Faculty. To the teachers the privilege of using the same jokes and subject matter for the instruction of their classes, unless they sec fit to revise the material for the good of the classes. In witness whereof, we, the class of 1915, have set our hand and seal, this first day of May, in the year of Our Lord nineteen hundred fifteen. FRANCIS SMITH, President. ROYAL D. MADSEN, Vice President. Witnesses: Lloyd Collard. Business Manager. Ed da Sumsion, Secretary and Treasurer.

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EVERETT ROBINS Scipio, Utah President of the Class. Men « f few words are best men— A quiet flirt and a general favorite. FLORENCE JACKSON Ftn. Green, Utah. Popular among the Glenns. MARY GATES Salina, Utah For lo! I traveled to the city of Ephraim and found Xcplii. MERRILL BAGLEY Koosharem, Utah Athletic Director of Class. If atoms and molecules were basketballs, he would be some chemist. ERMA NIELSON Ephraim, Utah I am plain spoken and have little to say for myself. LYDIA CLAWSON Salina, Utah I am not denying the women are fools, they were made to match the men. EVA NIELSON Ephraim, Utah Love no man. not even your brother; If girls must love, love one another. WELLS THURSBY Ephraim, Utah Love and War are Better than fame.