Smithville High School - Brave Yearbook (Smithville, OK)

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Born in the U.S.A. Tracey Ludlow Laura Chitwood Rhonda Phillips Robin Hinton 13

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Cindy Perkins Sponsor Ruth Young Sponsor Class Colors - Black Silver Class Flower - Black Rose Class Motto - If the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve. 12 CLASS OFFICERS: Melissa Martinez - Reporter; Lisa Parton - Vice-President; Tracey Bohanan - President; Rhonda Phillips - Sec. Treasurer.

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Prophecy This is the year 2006. The class of 86 is gathered here tonight to find out who did, who didn’t, and who wanted to but couldn’t. We are at the shale pit in which JEROME CARNEY bought from the ! ' county so there would be a legal place for parties. ; The first guest to arrive is TRACEY BOHANAN. He owns the Smithville Salvage, using all the cars ' • he has wrecked over the years. Following him is BRAD SMITH and NIKKI MERRIE. They are now« — married and have eight little Brads. As we look on the other side of the road we see the shale pit church, which is pastored by the Reverend I —= TONY BLAKE. But it seems he has only one person attending which is ROBIN HINTON. We don’t: — know much about her since she hasn’t said a word in fifteen years. There’s the famous SHERRI PAGE. She is known for her lead role on Gremlins II and the romance gi books she writes. Who’s the short guy by the fire? Oh! It’s LAURA CHITWOOD’S husband. She has — married a pygmie she met while doing missionary work in Africa. —I have just been informed that PATRICK BROWN will not be with us. he is tied up in making his — latest movie call “Strut”. And there’s LISA PARTON. She has shaved her head and holds the . —— heavyweight title in Professional Wrestling. DEBBIE TOON and MELSSA MARTINEZ have teamed up to be long distance truck drivers. At ■— least in a truck they can look down on somebody instead of up. TROY BLAKE is now a late night - T.V. comedian and has put Johnny Carson out of business. Who’s this sneaking up from behind? It’s SHAWN HILTON. He has gotten involved with the Mafia and is known as “Public Enemy 1”. And low and behold if it is the detectives SINA JAMES and DOROTHY CLINE. That must be why Shawn is sneaking up from the back. — TRACY LUDLOW and her husband have arrived in their new corvette. They found a pot of gold - 1Z on Kianichi Mountain and are now millionaires. Isn’t that the great PAUL PARSONS: They call him - General Patton because of his great leadership in the war fought in the jungles of Buffalo. J MICHAEL PARNELL is the leader of the Smithville motorcycle gang. And talking to him is the P new sheriff of Smithville, RHONDA PHILLIPS. What’s all the applauding about? It’s for TINA NIPPER. She is running for president with the slogan, “Want World War III, vote for me.” j The music has started and who else would it be other than the great rock star DONALD WATSON. , And break dancing to his music is WILLIAM RAINEY. He has made it big in dancing with his hit; performance, “Breaking on Broadway with the Muppet.” I The caterers for tonight reunion are DELBERT McBROOM and EDDIE CLARK. They own a chain i m of French restaurants and said they were inspired by making valentine cakes in Home Ec. «5 That seems to be all of the class of 86. So if you didn’t find out who did, who didn’t, and who wanted . to but couldn’t after tonight, you never will!!!!!