Smithville High School - Brave Yearbook (Smithville, OK)

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Mike Kelley Weakness: Wine, Women Song. Suppressed Desire: To give a true Book Report not a Movie Report. Known For: An Amazing Sales- man. Favorite Person: Marilyn Motto: Step to the Music you Hear. Larry Going Weakness: Wanting to Wear my Shirt-tail out. Suppressed Desire: To Be Able to Do Everything I Want To. Known For: Teasing Favorite Person: Hank Aaron Motto . Be Prepared. Elroy Williams Weakness: Ford Pickup Suppressed Desire: To Own 100 Head of Cows. Known For: Being Bashful. Favorite Person: Charlie Rich Motto: None. Sue Ward Weakness: Gary Suppressed Desire: To finish School. Known For: Talking all the time. Favorite Person: Charlie Pride Motto: You do your thing... I'll do mine. Winona Smith Weakness: Horses Suppressed Desire: Get Kicked Out of Home Ec. Known For . Temper Favorite Person Clint Eastwood Motto: Love to live and live to Love. Jo Fran Umsted Weakness: Bob-Cat Suppressed Desire . To Become someone important. Known For . Getting Caught Favorite Person: Steppenwolf Motto . Do What you Want to Do. 13

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Brian Bailey Weakness: Wine, Women, and Song Suppressed Desire: To own a 1939 Rolls Royce V-16 Automo- bile. Known For: Playing a sure nuf good fiddle. Favorite Person: Thomas Jefferson Motto . He who expecteth nothing ain't gonna be Deceived. Wilma Wilson Weakness: None!!! Suppressed Desire: To Be A Lady Truck Driver. Known For . Temper Favorite Person: Clint Eastwood Motto: Love to live and Live to Love. Rhonda Dixon Weakness: Back-Seat Power Driving. Suppressed Desire: To Be A Model. Known For: Her Bod!! ! Favorite Person: Racer Motto: You do your thing. . . I ’ll do Mine. John Stockel Weakness: Charolis Cattle Suppressed Desire . To grow a moustache Known For . Cutting Hookers in Holy Places. Favorite Person . Raquel Welch Motto . Head ’em up . . . Move ’em out! ! ! Virgil Bohanon Weakness: Wearing Flashy Clothes. Suppressed Desire . To Finish High School Known For . Being Filthy Rich. Favorite Person: Christopher Columbus Motto . Always Be Ready Junior Pollard Weakness: Chickens Suppressed Desire . To Be Rich and Never Work. Known For . Sleeping In Class Favorite Person . Bridgett Bardott Motto: If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try, again . . . and Again . . . and Again . . . 12

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Class Prophecy Johnny Stoeckl wills Mitch Brown II the ability to judge fine classic cars. Rhonda Dixon wills Robin Donica a trailer hitch. Terry Youngblood wills Mike Bush the ability to be a cowboy. Billy Jones wills his red hair to Sharon Smith. David Finley wills Rick Porter the ambition to work. Elroy Williams wills his loud mouth to La Jaun Smith; she's so quiet. Mike Kelly wills Linda Anderson the ability to lie when getting absentees slips. Mike also wills Marilyn Allen to any- body that wants her. Steve Pollard wills his holey pair of Levis to Tammy Lancaster, she's the only one skinny enough to wear them. Sandra Lowrie wills her love life to Elvis Ludlow. Ok, Elvis? Johnny Phillips wills all his booz to Delbert Parnell since Carolyn put him on the wagon. Jerry Balke tore up his car recently so he can't afford to will anything. Poor Jerry! Randy Collins wills his unused 5-day deodorant pads to Mike Bush, who probably won't use them either. Felecia Rowell wills the ability to keep the temperature inside the car higher than the temperature outside the car to Wanda Toon, she's so cool. Winonia Smith wills her kinky hair to Jerry Don Capehart. Larry Goings wills his amazing speed to James Jacobs. Brian Bailey wills his fiddle to Nancy Martin and his ability to stay in school to Marilyn Allen. Jerry Huff wills Karen Moore the ability to marry a man with a new car, a Dodge pickup, a dune buggy, and a motor boat. Jerry Huff wills Kathy Jones the ability to go to school on Monday without wearing a turtle neck. Randy Smith wills Mitch Brown his Road Runner and he wills Tiny Fairless his saddle. Tommy Lee wills Delbert Parnell the ability to squeal his tires under Ronnie Johnson’s store since he won't be here to do it next year. 4 Gaylen Gwaltney wills his squirrel cage to Henry Dixon. Gaylen would also like to will his new Indian home to Geo- vonna Williams. Cleadus Pollard wills his Charles Atlas body building course to Rick Porter. The Senior class wills Robin Donica the ability to walk straight. Helen Williams wills Tammy Lancaster twenty pounds. Virgil Bohanon wills the ability to dress himself neatly to Ricky Mason. Richard Pollard wills his body to the Junior class, to have and to hold, for better or worse, until death do they part. Good luck, Richard. Larry Low man wills his valuable collection of Adolf Coors containers to Jess Morgan. Sandra Brock wills her brain to Mr. Kemp and the Junior class. They need a little intelligence. Mitch Brown wills his ability to win the Fred Sanford Look-Alike contest to Theresa Roberson. Renee Broderson wills her platform sandles to Patsy Cline and her teddy bear to Ricky Mason. Wilma Wilson wills her height to La Jaun Smith. Cheryle Combs wills her Trac II to Mike Stinson. Valeria Fairless wills Gail Phillips the ability to get out in the sun without being invaded. Patricia Parnell wills her loud mouth to the quiet, soft spoken, subdued, Linda Anderson. Mark Kelley wills his ability to go parking, get stuck, break down, and strike out all in the same night to Robin Donica. And last, but certainly not least, Judy Owens wills her pet pig to the Junior class. It'll fit right in. Class Will As I walked behind the chutes, I saw Larry Lowman. He’s still working at Grannis and is still after those Grannis girls. That is who he was talking to at that time. He had been begging any of them to marry him for the last five years. Jerry Balke was there too. He now owns a large casino in Las Vegas but believe it or not, he’s still driving the same old De- mon. Why? Because everytime he thinks he can get another one, the cops come along and raid his place. He's probably