Smithfield High School - Smithonian Yearbook (Smithfield, OH)

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PRAEDICTIC LADEEZ AND GENNULMEN WE NOW INTEND TO TAKE YOU BY MEANS OF THE GREATEST INVENTION ON EARTH INTO THE FUTURE, IN FACT INTO NINETEEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO! WITH THIS NEW SENSATIONAL WONDER, nFUTURAGLIA', YOU'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW' WHAT IS DESTINED TC TA4 PLACE IN YOUR LIFE' ARE YOU READY9 SNAP ON YOURWFUTURACLIMN AND LE IS Go 0N YOUR LEFT YO SEETH GREAT NEW PAOLUCCI BUILDING ALBERT PAHLUCPI WHILENBU MINGNAROUND FOUND A MILLION DOLLARS WHICH HE INVESTED PARTLY IN THIS MAMMOTH STRUCTURE IN THE GREAT FIRST FLOOR OFFICE OF JOHN MOORE, OPTIOIAN, ARE WORKING GRACE ARNOLD, CLARA CICHON, AND MILDRED BURAETT AJ HIS STENOGRAPHERS BETTY BERDGER, THE NEWLY DISCOVERED MATHEMATICA WIZARD, ALSO HAS HER OFFICE IN THIS BUILDING. UN YOUR RIGHT, LADEEZ, YOU SEE THE NEW HENNEBERT DEPARTMENT STOTL HER ASSISTANTS, WE ARE INFORMED, ARE PAULINE HOWELL AND MABEL HARTZELLI M DELING FOR MISS HENNEBERT IS THE HOOP GALN DOROTHY BERDQER NEXT DOOR, IS THE LAzEAR RESTAURANT, W TH JAY COOPER, THE BOUNCER AND DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STPEET THE NEW AVIATION BUSINESS RUN BY THE CORPORATION OWNERS, MAC CURL, LTBRO DELIBERA, JOHN DOBRINSKI, JGHN SLIVENSKI, AND LOUIS WORSTELL THEWR SCCRETARIES ARE AGNES VALNEY, 'RENE KLASEK, AND JENNIE DELIBRA LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER, FOLKS, INTO YOUR HFUTJRAGL Mn AND YOU SEE THE GRADUATES. THEY ARE MARY B0DNAR,LAVERNE CARTER,BABE GARCIA,DOROTHY KLAN OLGA RUDIK, DOROTHY WALLACE, LEONA K'AN, AND RUTH WILSON THE BARKHURST PHARMACY LIES ACROSS THE STREET, WHERE EUGFNE BARK HURST THROWS TOGETHER PERSCRIPTIONSQ 5TRAP YOUR DEVICE ON TIGHTER FOLKS, AND WE G0 TD S H S T N YEARS INTO THE FUTURE' WE SEE VIRGINIA DUITH CONDUCTING A CLASS OF KINDERGAR DEN KIDS, AND MISS DOROTHY KOVARIK TEACHING TYPING, AND MISS DOROTHY CAPTOR INSTRUCTIHG A CLASS OF FUTURE HOMEMAKERS THAT LARGE FARM ESTATE, FOLKS, BELONGS TO MR DONALD RILEY COMING FROM HIS RADIO lS'ME BASEBALL GAME BETWEEN CINCINNATI AND CLEVELAND WITH MHARLES DICHAZI, PUTTS FRESCURA, AND FRANK CIBULKA STARRING.CHEER.NG FOR THE REDS IS CAPTAIN ANDRES IGNAC AND ENSIGNS EDDIE CERVINSKY AND PAUL CHIARAVALLE FLASH' BACK T0 QMITHFIELD WHERE REVEREND GLENN BURDICA, FAMOUS PREACHER, IS NBATCHING ITN WITH BILL GARLIN:ER! FLASH AGAlN'T0 THE STATE CAPlTAL'THERE WE SEE MISS FRANCES KOSVANEC MAKING HER OEBUT AS A CONCERT SINGER'ATTENDlNG THE DEDUT ARE JAMES KING, POSTMASTER, LINN JORDAN, HEAD MECHANIC AT THE GREAT AIRPORT, AND R OHARO HEINY, FAMOUS DESIGNER, ACGOMPANIED BY ROSETTA TOVINETTI, HIS SECRVTARY, AND COACH KENNETH QCHUSTER AND JOHN BENKO, DESIGNER WITH HIM ARE MARX VRAVKO AND PAULINE NEWFLL BECKY JEFPERS, REPORTING THE DEBUT FOR NEW YORK TIMES, IS THERE OUT TO DETROIT, UICHIGAN WE GO POLKSI THERE WE SEE ESTIER FRESCURA DEFENSE WORKER, AND FARTHER WEST IS JULIA GLINZAK, RANCHER IN TEXAS, AND DAVID CRAPE, HER FOREMAN FARTHER WEST STILL, WE FIND MR AND MRS CHEW LIVING HAPPILY TOGETHER AND THAT, FOLKS, ENDS OUR LITTLE TRIP INTO THE FUTURE PLEASE USE THE LEFT EXIT AND DON'T FORGVT T0 DROP YOUR QUARTERS IN THE SLOT' I 'g 7 . - ' T 0 , -,, A B -.- GREAT KUTEMUPANKUTEMDOWN HOSPITAL-WORKiNC HERE IS A BEVY OF PRETTY S.H.S 9 , ,. . I- ' - 0 THE