Smalley (DD 565) - Naval Cruise Book

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Many purchases were inadc lmcforc the first liberty boat had left thc ship, but thc majority of us decided to visit the shops on the beach before committing ourselves. Fresh from the papier-mache cities of japan, the men of the Smalley stepped ashore to End a modern city with well-paved shaded streets, large department stores, tiny shops by the thousand, and bargain buys that could not be equalled any place in the world. Thereupon commenced the greatest shop- ping spree in the history of the Smalley. VVhether we stoppedat Mohanis or the Taj Mahal, James S. Leeis or XVillie McCee,s, No Squeak johnsonis or No Squeak Youngis-it all Z Peak Tramway amounted to precisely the same thing-the great green Yankee dollar was god. Ptesult- the best garbed civilians in the U. S. Navy. But Hong Kong was far more than a shop- per's paradise. A five minute ride up the Peak Tramway gave a breathtaking view of the entire Colony. Or We could spend an afternoon at the Tiger Balm Carden with its pavilions and pagodas majestically adorning the hillsides with an age-old Oriental ornateness. A mid- afternoon drink on the shaded hotel terrace overlooking Bepulse Bay Was an experience that would be long remembered. And who Will forget the peek behind the bamboo curtain as we stood in the observation tower of the last British outpost, after We topped the mountains 33 ,, sr- 1429.5 . 1- :ffm V. ,y u m 1 , 5 o X c 4 X i fr ,W . .Zig s 1- , f Q K ' . .H lzfa f --V ' m:':fe-1 5 ' ' - s X -- -- :J-Q Mesa-fs f' L. ' '- . a . -fe ' n' if-ffm -t 1 ts - X 1-Qiizgg A 5 Tiger Balm Pagoda that encircle Kowloon, and gazed out over the barbed Wire barricade on the yellow-brown paddies and the shadowy hills beyond that were Communist China. In night life We found little lacking. We could spend a quiet hour over a steak Chateau- briand in the Foreign Correspondents Club or a highly exuberant evening in the not-so-elab- orate ballroom of the Hong Kong Hotel. For those who enjoy dancing-there Were numer- ous night spots to choose from-such as the Sky Boom, the Ritz, and the Ambassador, Where dancing girls with side-slit skirts abounded. Our stay was all to short and 18 November found us half reluctantly heading Westward once again. As the ships of 302 knifed a path through the Waters of the South China Sea, the land behind receded until it blended with, then dipped below the horizon and another chapter in the story of our cruise had been written. Carba ge M ary's Girls t .TR 5479! 61 'SS1Q as 5 it , Y ' -Q is Q11 6 . S -Q .E f i 1 l I I l 5 5 4 i I 1 fl 3. .. Wm- Li. W Q -..,.. , A -Q5-.,-. 1 1-.an-. .F -s ,va , A

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'FIR the ever ready Shellbacks and their shillelaghs. QDictionary version-a stick to hit withj. Shoe shine boys and taxi service Qtorpedo truck? were provided for the convenience of the Shellbacks and lookouts were posted to spot such things as the equator, the sea bag, lost horizons, etc. At eleven oiclock, the royal party came aboard with King Neptune QMcAfeej presid- ing. With him came his wife, the beautiful royal queen CChief Baileyb, and the royal roly-poly bouncing baby CChief Stew, all 250 pounds of him After a short ceremony on the focisle in which the royal admiral CLT. Qjgj F. R. Smithi relieved Captain Collingwood of Command, the royal OOD, Ens. johnson, as- sumed the bridge watch and the royal court 35 was sct np to try the Pollywogs for their crimes against the Sea and the realm of Neptunis Hex. Rain started almost as soon as initiations, thus helping the Shellbacks make the Polly- wogs, who were huddled on the foc'sle, as miserable as possible. As the initiations started, the royal high sheriit QSchiebrelj and his assistant QChief Hicksj started the procession aft through a general cleansing with two hoses manned by McCardle and Villaire, two royal bears. The Pollywogs were then sent through a gauntlet of more bears, Knight, Hayes, Hubbard, and Covington, who proved that you donit have to be an Irishman to swing a shillelagli. As the royal court was approached, Howell, the royal scribe, presented the subpoenas while prose- y ,Q