Slater High School - Slawica Yearbook (Slater, MO)

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mith's Drug Store The Rexel!! Store CROSLEY RADIOS UMBRELLAS jamer Gobb called at a club the other evening and left his umbrella on the rack outside in the entry, and for safety he left a card attached to it saying. The man who owns this umbrella weighs 180 pounds, walks five miles an hour and will be back in twenty minutes. When he returned the umbrella was gone and a card left in its place saying, The man that took the umbrella weighs 190 pounds, walks ten miles an hour and won't be back at all signed by Gordon Fmtlaerytone. Do ships have eyes when they go to sea? Are there springs in the ocean bed? Does a jolly old tar ooze out of a tree? Can a river lose its head? Must old Father time be considered a thief? For stealing the hours away? Can you give a window pane relief? Can you mend the break of day? Advice to those who live in town where gossip never ceases. Be careful how you pick your friends, don't pick them to pieces. J. R. l-HCKS Tomorieel Parlor BATHS The Hen' Shoppe See us for correct styles in DRESSES 617 MILLINERY ALSO Full line of embroidery flosses and stamped linens. GLEN H. MITCHELL

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Forty-fix Yeezrf in Biifineff J. B. LA Drnggirz' nnel Bookfeller SLATER, MO. SETTLED Mrf. Snppingron: Who first settled New Yrok? Roy Henry: The Irish. Mrr. Snppingron: No-the Dutch. Roy Henry: I know the Dutch came first, but it took the Irish to settle it. PLURAL OR SINGULAR Miss Pemberton: Grammatically speaking, is a pair of pants, plural or singular number? Olin Wood: I should say plural. Min Pemberton: I guess that's right, to see a man Without any pants would be singular. Dawes' Sripef: Do you know the money table. fnmex Milligan.' Yes, I do. Dnwer Sripef: Repeat it. jninef Milligan: Ten mills make one cent, ten cents, one dime, ten dimes one dollar, ten dollars one eagle. Dnwer Stipes: I have a new one, ten mills make one cent, ten cents one drink, ten drinks one drunk, one drunk ten dollars or ten days. Westhofl 's Barber Shop It pnyi' to look well,yon'll well know It if our bnrineixr to keep you looking Jo. For your barber work see Red and Claud, while Jess will see to shining your shoes. S ee Miss Alma Butts for Correct Millinergi

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CLOTHING Shoes N Furnishings QP Lemf Clothing Co. W. M. Johnson BLACKSMITH MACHINE WORK 43? A Fdfmdll on Every Farm Viola Ervine Lmiief Ready'-to-Wear and D19 Goody Om' Bminefr if Built on SERVICE Henry Brothers SHOE REPAIRING 43? See our display of New Spring Coats and Dresses THE GREAT ACZTP TEA COMPANY Wl9ere Economy Ruler