Slater High School - Slawica Yearbook (Slater, MO)

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W' '1sf.g'Htvf 1-'1 '1 V A J- H 'T SLATER HIGH SCHOOL THE LEGENDE Wanted-Escorts to Prayer Meeting: 1. LaVonne Crawford 2. Quindara johnson 3. Helen M. Sullivan 4. Maxine Smith Wanted-Week night callers: 1. Hilda Robinson 2. Catherine Bucher 3. Mary Kirk 4. Mae Dell Kidwell 6331554 CAN YOU IMAGINE Lillian Olbcrkrom doing the Charleston? James Milligan playing football? Dorothy Duncan with black hair? James Edgar driving a Ford? Jack Donohew making F's? LaVonne Crawford raising chickens? Paul Grimsley in dresses? Joe Spencer Spooning? Elie Gaines a man-hater? Della Shepard-Quiet? Mildred Iman, serious, not chewing gum? Bernard Deibel translating Latin? Mary Ackleberry six feet tall? Majorie O'Connor with straight hair? Alfred Cameron knitting? QUE'-55ILGU FIRST AID My dear Miss Estes: A Slater student has been trying in all possible ways to get up a flirtation with me. His too attentive manner is very tiresome and disgusting to me, but he has sent me several comps and some candy. Will you kindly give me the benefit of your experience. Georgia Slater By all means keep up your part of the flirtation as long as he spends his money on you or until someone better comes in sight. Be patient with himg he is only trying to carry out the instructions given by Miss Everette. Seventy- ven

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THE LEGENDE SLATER HIGH SCHOOL INDIVIDUAL POEMS The secretary of the Senior Class, Thinks Hilda Bryant is quite charming, With her says he I quite agree I'd better go to farming. We have Miss Quindara Johnson, Who expects to be a musician, A gay Cupid has shot his dart, Soon Miss Johnson will be Mrs. Clark. Of all the Seniors in the class, L. W. is the best He'd talk you out of pants and coat And then he'd get your vest. Miss Page is going to have her privileges Taken away from her-if she don't stop Flirting out her window. '5T55'IiCP3 Dick Nucklefs Little bit of powder, Little bit of paint, Makes a girls complexion Look like what it ain't. Dub Meierf: Why, who told you? E L I E . U?51TiC?.U Teacher Cin classy: Compare the Whiskey they had in former days, to that they have now as to the effect on the body. Wilbur Philips: Hic-Up-! Well the whiskey I had yesterday didn't have the kick of that, that I had a while ago. Seventy

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-e new e I W W -' THE LEGENDE SLATER HIGH SCHOOL Mitt Iman: Bill Garnett was that you that shot that paper wad that stuck to the wall. Bill Garnett: NO! mine, didn't stick. Ardell S.: I am sorry, I didn't dance any better. fame: Edgar: That's all right -I've been pushing a wheelbarrow around all summer. Paul Grimflev: How can I drive a nail without hitting my fingers. Prof. Farlq: Hold the nail in your teeth and hit yourself on the back of the head with a hammer. Do all men speak the same language when they stumble over a chair in the dark? I wonder???? Min Gatewood Cin Hygiene Classlz What are the names of the ribs of the Human being. Helm Trimble: Spare ribs. Professor Birch defines Hitting as attention without intention. Everyone believes Miss Olive forgot her good Eng. when she rammed her foot in the water bucket at the Odessa football game. Seventy-eight