Siskiyou Union High School - White and Gold Yearbook (Weed, CA)

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Tor The moTher Iode since Then. WiTh iT, I could have had my Tace correcTed wiTh plasTic surgery. Son, I wanT To donaTe ThaT gold Tor a new high school and iunior college To be buiIT aT The edge oT Town. I have in my cabin The deeds To This cave and surrounding properTy. You will Tind Them in my desk. The old man was soon dead. I reached Old Joe's cabin abouT dark, while on m way To Tell The auThoriTies of his deaTh. I wenT inside and in his desk I Tound his deeds, and a picTure oT a very hand- some young man. On The back oT iT I read This inscripTion: Joseph Henry Hale, age nineTeen, Taken June The TourTeenTh, I894. A Tew years laTer, a very progressive high school and iunior college sTood aT The edge oT Town. AT The gaTes There was a monumenT. Toward The Top was a phoTograph encased in glass. Below iT were The words: Evergreen High School and Junior College. DedicaTed To The memory oT Joseph Henry Hale. CLYDE SHOEMAKER, BuTTe Valley High School. THE DANGEROUS SEX lSecond place sToryl I see Masher McGee is making a play Tor Lana Wilkins, came a commenT in a high shrill Tone Trom Henry Pringle. lx-nay, Henry, ix-nay! He's apT To do you up buT good iusT Tor looking aT her, piped Wilbur Hawkins. ThaT big Tub oT baloney smear me? Fooey! He don'T scare me. He doesn'T scare me eiTher, buT he could if he Tried. Oh, oh, here he comes over here. We'd beTTer beaT iT, buT TasT! JusT a minuTe, you Two! Well, well, well! IT iT isn'T good old Masher-'H ya, Masher, came Two replies in a musical Tone, WiIbur's answer being echoed by Henry's. IT 'pears To me ThaT I saw you guys sTaring aT my gurl! NOT me, Henry said nervously. You know I'm going sTeady. I saw you looking aT her, Too, Wilbur, lvlasher said, grabbing him by The collar and shaking him unTil iT seemed To make his head raTTle. W-who, m-me? Don'T ever pay aTTenTion To whaT I look aT, Masher. Look aT my eyes! See? no conTrol, Wilbur sTuTTered, sIighTIy scared and wiggling his eyes around in Their sockeTs To prove They were ouT oT conTroI. Who's kiddin' who? You don'T have a gurl and you were looking aT mine. Heh, heh, heh, hear ThaT, Henry? lvlasher doesn'T even know I'm going sTeady! You going sTeady? WiTh who? My moTher! ThaT's a TacT, lvlasher, Henry ioined in, in proTecTion oT his Triend. WiIbur's besT girl is his moTherg oTherwise, he's a woman haTer. Well, he beTTer noT IeT me see him making eyes aT Lana again! WiTh ThaT sTaTe- menT Ivlasher leTT The Two scared youThs. Boy, ThaT was close, Wilbur. He's gone! For awhile There I +hough+ I was gone! I guess The only way To live To a ripe old age is noT To look aT Lana any more. Yeah, and I don'T wanT To have To look aT Masher any more, eiTher. The nexT day aT school all was TorgoTTen and everyThing was rosy: well, Tor awhile anyway, unTiI The principal called Lana inTo his oTFice. Did you send Tor me, Mr. Hardwood? Yes, come in, Lana. Miss ApplegaTe Tells me she doesn'T Think you're going To pass your maTh exams. Oh, dear! ThaT would be awTuI. WhaT do you suggesT I do, lvlr. Hardwood? IT I were you I would ask The brighTesT sTudenT in The maTh class To help me unTiI Time Tor The exams. ThaT would be Wilbur: I'm sure he'lI help me. STiIl noT suspecTing The dasTardIy pIoT againsT him, we Tind Wilbur on his way home Trom school, Talking To himselT. '

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as any fo have a look af if. I cached my fishing equipmenf, and was soon on my way up fhe mounfain fo explore fhe cave. Affer a long walk I reached fhe moufh of fhe cave. lfs fremendous size impressed me. lfs huge oval moufh was black, very black. As I sfepped inside, fhe empfy darkness senf chills up and down my spine. I had iusf faken abouf fwo sfeps inside when I heard a noise fhaf froze fhe blood in my veins. I held my breafh and sfood as sfill as my shaking knees would permif. I could hear fhe noise a Iiffle clearer now-a sorf of fhumping or pounding noise. I worked my way around fhe bend in fhe cave and was mildly surprised fo find fhe lighf a liffle brighfer. I could now smell fhe fumes of a kerosene lanfern. I began fo wonder now: whaf should I do? My firsf fhoughf was fo gef ouf of fhaf cave and nof be all day abouf doing if. I finally resolved, fhough, fo see who was in fhe cave. As I worked my way on farfher fhrough fhe cave, I soon saw a dropped- off place, or, if you prefer, a sorf of hole in fhe ground. The rays of lanfern lighf were coming from fhis hole. I gof down on my hands and knees now and was soon fo fhe edge of fhe hole. I could now see fhe shadow of a man drilling in fhe rock. From where I was lying I could nof possibly see who fhe man was, so I decided fo lean as far as possible over fhe precipice fo idenfify him if I could. My hand fell' somefhing cold and slippery and I insfincfively drew back. The nexf fhing I knew I was falling, fhen everyfhing wenf black. When I regained consciousness, I reasoned fhaf fhere musf have been some ice below where I was lying, and fhaf I musf have slip ed off if info fhis pif. The man who had been drilling info fhe rock was gone now, andpso was his Ianfern. I kepf hearing a spuffering sorf of noise coming from fhe wall, so I walked over and looked fo see whaf if was. There were abouf six or eighf holes in fhe wall and in each was a sfick of dyna- mife wifh a Iighfed fuse. Thaf explained fhe spuffering noise. I af once sfarfed loo ing for a way ouf of fhere fasf. I found fwo or fhree mafches in my pockef and sfarfed looking for an exif. Finally, affer I had lif my lasf mafch, I saw some sfeps hewn ouf of one corner of fhe pif. If was nof long unfil I found my way up fhe sfeps and was running foward fhe enfrance of fhe cave. As I rounded fhe lasf furn, I came face fo face wifh Old Scarface Joe. Whaf are you doing here, kid? he asked. Never mind whaf l'm doing here, I said. This place is going fo blow up and I s-sure d-don r infend fo be in here when if doesl Old Scarface was surprised. I-low did you know abouf fhis, boy? I didn'f fhink anyone knew of fhe gold hid in fhaf rock. You needn I' worry abouf fhe blasf: if can l' hurl' us here. Gold in fhaf rock, I fhoughf. So fhaf's why fhe old buzzard has always fried fo scare everyone away. Jusf fhen fhe blasf wenf off. The ground, fhe walls, everyfhing shook wifh fhe fremendous explosion. I heard a scream and looked around fo see Old Scarface Joe wrifhing on fhe floor. A sfalacfife which had probably been hanging from fhe cave's roof for ages, had been iarred loose by fhe explosion. If had fallen and ifs razor- like poinf had pierced old Joe's back. I saw fhaf fhe old man could nof Iasf long, so I made him as comforfable as pos- silole. I asked him why he had leff me fhere in fhaf pif fo die wifh fhe explosion, affer I had fallen. l never saw you fall, he said. I have looked for fhaf mofher lode for so long. The ofher day I found if and made ready fo blow if ouf. Each day I have come up here and drilled holes fo blasf wifh. There was enough gold in fhere for a king. You could see fhe sfreaks of if in fhe rock. If I could have known you were in fhere, l'd have broughf you ouf wifh me. Joe, I said, why have you always fried fo scare people fhe way you did? You could have had many friends if you had fried. Boy, l'll fell you wh , he said. I haven'f much longer fo live, anyway. When I was a young man, I was sfudying fo be a geologisf: af fhe school I was affending fhere was anofher young man who worked wifh me in fhe laborafory. One day, while working wifh him in fhe Lab, he accidenfally slipped and spilled acid all over my face. I was in fhe hospifal for monfhs wifh my face bandaged. My face has since been disfigured, as you can see. For awhile, I fried fo face sociefy, buf if was no use. Everyone drew back in ferror af fhe sighf of my face. Finally, I decided fo seffle down here. Wifh my geological knowledge, I have found enough gold fo live. I could nof help being gruff, fhe way people would sfare af my face. I have looked

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WhaT a characTer ThaT Masher is! Two hundred pounds oT muscle and noT an ounce of brain. Oh, WiIburkins! Oh, oh, iT's Lana! Wilbur gulped, Trying To clear his ThroaT oT The lump ThaT had iusT Tormed There. WiIburkins, clear, would you do iTTy biTIy me a greaT big Tavor'? No! You do me one: geT IosT! WiIbur! You mean you don'T wanT To Talk To me? Surel I'd love To Talk To you, buT you have a cerTain boy Triend who doesn'T wanT me To! You mean lvlasher? Well, he's noT Telling me who I can Talk To. Don'T look now, buT he's Told me who I can Talk To: and I sTilI love These TeeTh. WiIbur! I'm going To Tlunk in The maTh exam unless you help me cram Tor iT. You musT help me, WiIbur! Okay! Okay! I'II help you cram Tor The exam if you'll only scram beTore Masher sees us. Oh, Wilburkins, you're a dear! l'II expecT you over aT my house aT eighT. Okay! Okay! LeT's geT ouT oT each oTher's sighT beTore lvlasher sees us. Lllfilbur hurried away as TasT as he could and Then a harrowing ThoughT crossed his min . 'liYipe! AT her house? WhaT have I done? IT Masher shows up, I've iusT commiTTed suici e. AT eighT o'clock ThaT nighT, Wilbur rang The bell and opened The door hurriedly. There was a sTarTled scream: aT The door was a pumpkin sTaring in Lana's Tace, wiTh a 'Face painTed on iT, resTing on a huge overgrown coonskin coaT, wiTh a pair oT nervous eyes peeping Through The buTTon holes. Oh, Wilbur, you TrighTened me halT To deaTh. My hearT is beaTing like a iack ham- mer. IT lvlasher had answered The door, mine wouldn'T have been beaTing aT all. So ThaT's why you wore ThaT disguise? You boys are all so aTraid oT Masher. Yeah, and so in- love wiTh liTe. Well, don'T worry. Masher only drops in on Wednesday nighT. There's The door bell again: would you answer iT, WiIburkins? Yeah, sure. When Wilbur opened The door, his Tace meT ThaT big, broad chesT oT lvIasher's. Wilbur, knowing ThaT lvlasher didn'T have an ioTa oT sense, began To make like a Chinese buT er. SoIIy: nobIody's home! Goombye! I-Iuh? There's noT? Okay. goodbye. WhaT is iT, Wilbur? IT's Wednesday nighT in person, Wilbur said, slamming The door in lvIasher's Tace. lvIasher's dull mind 'Finally laTched onTo Wilbur's hoax. I-Iey, who's kiddin' who around here? Nobody home, huh? Well, I'II iusT waiT 'Till nobody comes ouT. As we geT back To Lana and Wilbur, we Tind ThaT They have Tinished maTh and Wilbur has his panTs legs. rolled up in preparaTion Tor a mad dash Tor home and saTeTy. Now, when I counT To Three, open The door ancl jump ouT oT The way. One, Two- Good luck, Wilburkinsg I hope you make iT. The nexT day we Tind Lana in lvlr. I-lardwood's oTFice. I iusT dropped in, Mr. I-lardwood, To Tell ou ThaT I passed my maTh exam. Yes, your whole class passed, excepT Wilbur: he'II Take The TesT as soon as he can see and wriTe. ATTer school we Tind Wilbur down aT The local maIT shop, wiTh a broken arm, Two black and swollen eyes, a TIaT nose, and a Tew hundred scraTches. I haTe 'em, I-Ienry: every one oT 'eml I only wish more were born so I could haTe Them, Too! Man, I don'T see how a guy could haTe dames so much, was I-Ienry's only answer. The moral oT This sTory is: Don'T IeT anoTher guy's gal Tool around wiTh you. LEROY BOWEN '50, Weed I-ligh School. ll n ll