Sioux Falls College - Sioux Brave Yearbook (Sioux Falls, SD)

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YOUR COMFORT AND SATISFACTION at the lowest cost is our justification for seeking your patronage MILLS COAL COMPANY Div. Mills Grain and Supply Company Second Ave. and Eleventh Street Phone 777 I Literary Jams [Continued] down, I would advise you to approach from the WEST where you might only have to walk three or four miles. After the circuit had been made, the old car approached the forest but was impaired by a WAHL. Well, WARREN you smart? Agnes countered. You wanted to go WEST, MAN. Now what are you going to do? We ' ll take Liz and WHEELER closer to the WAHL and PARKER there. The old can ' ll be all right. We can jump the WAHL, and walk into the WOODS, there to spend the day searching in vain, calmly answered the boy friend. Hurrying through the BROWN and DEWEY thickets HUNTING all the while for a wild strawBERRY patch near a ROCK was a hard task, and once Agnes in her rush took a horrible SCHLIPF, falling face down, and Peter had a hard time extricating her. If you ' d shut off your loud SPIEKER for a minute, you wouldn ' t have so many casualties, the son of the TAYLOR informed her. Now if we have to go through this, let ' s use our sense and GAGE the distance. If the old gent actually did come here, he would only have gone a LITTLE ways, because he was no doubt filled with an intoxicating BEVERIDGE. BAR the wisecracks, and hurry up. We ' ve got to find it quick, said Agnes rushing ahead, and inadvertantly bumping into an old COON, whom she asked as to the whereabouts of a wild strawBERRY patch, and was directed to go about two miles more straight ahead and two to the WEST. — (Continued on next page.) Electric Construction Company The Finest Electrical Store in the Northwest Established 1906 Located at 322 S. Phillips Ave. Phone 523 ELECTRICAL CONTRACTING Wiring Fixtures Repairing Supplies REFRIGERATORS— RADIO— RANGES— Largest Stock of Fixtures in S. D. South of State Theatre Headquarters for Westinghouse Products 1st Class Radio Repair Service One-Minute Washers One hundred thirty-three

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Goodrich Safety Silvertown Tires WITH THE LIFE-SAVER GOLDEN PLY s I s Blowout Protection Free — 15% Deeper Tread — More Non-Skid ( Gas — Oil — Grease — Batteries — Brakes — Electrical Service { Day and Night Service ) GOODRICH SILVERTOWN INC. 10th and Main St. Road Service Phone 994 i Literary Jams THE INEVITABLE INCOMPREHENSIBILITY OF WOMAN By Mark Question, alias (?) Quick, DARLING, quick! shouted Agnes DEAN, a co-ed, who at this particular moment looked LOVELY in a dainty LACEY dress. Running into the BUTCHER shop, she dragged the surprised collegian, PETER, SON of the TAYLOR, out by the ear and frantically waved a musty looking paper in front of his eyes. Great SCOTT, what ' s all th— My great uncle, she shouted inarticulately. LOOK, I found a note saying he has left at least a BILLION in gold buried out in the WEST WOODS in a chest, and mv dear, what couldn ' t I do with a ton of money — in this depression! Ditto, agreed the bewildered PRYDE of the family. What with bank holidays, BONDs going down, prices going up, and me OWEN for my education — Well, come on, let ' s jump in Liz and CHASE out there and HUNT for the SHENKLEs, the YOUNG girl shouted, climbing into the old FRANKLIN coupe. We ' ll take this because we ' d never get there in your fliv, and I ' ll drive because you ' re too STRONG for this car in its delicate state of health. Whereupon Agnes stepped on the starter and then the gas, which started with a mighty roar but sputtered out again in a dejected screech. It ' s a little TRICKEY, she explained. Again she started it, released the brake, but a lurch, and the car refused to budge. The GEER, Pete explained sweetly. Oh yes, returned the co-ed squelchedly. Now we ' ll just cut through the KENT FIELD of RICE to get there quicker and through farmer JOHNSON ' s TURNIPSEED, said Agnes as the car rattled over the ups and DOWNS of a bumpy road. GIBBS me that note, said Peter, Shaw, I don ' t believe the old street car FOREMAN had any cash. CASH, MAN, cried the girl in a tone related to WINTER ' S icy blast. I guess you don ' t know that my relations are rich. My father ' s father was a pearl DIVER. The paper says, ' Under a ROCK by a lot of wild strawBERRY plants in the WEST part of the WOODS. ' Oh yeah, even if there is any gold there, it ' s like HUNTING for a needle in a haystack. Let ' s go back. We ARNOTT, not on your life, said Agnes. You give me a PAINE. You ' ll have to go back, replied the collegian, equally frigid. You ' re heading toward the east side of the forest and unless you intend to drive through the forest and THRASHER One hundred thirty-two

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Hanson ' s Studio Official Photogra pher Literary Jams [Continued] Go four miles. HOW? LETT our noses be our guides? slid the disguested Peter. Stumbling through the twigs in haste, Agnes managed to get caught in the BATES of several traps for animals, and by the time they arrived at the supposed spot her dress was in tatters. But when they reached the right place, Peter was surprised to find a huge red stone surrounded by several BERRY plants. . Now do you believe in finding some CASH, MAN? asked Agnes breathlessly. My doubts are still STRONG. The fact that the ROCK is there cannot WARD off my disbelief, said the collegian, DOWNING her with one look. Well, what are you standing there for? Isn ' t your ARMSTRONG enough to lift that ROCK, inquired Agnes impatiently. What are you ging to do while I labor? said Peter. Olj, I guess I ' ll PLUCKER few of these strawberries or BLOOMs, but please hurry, Pete. Oh, all right, said the disgruntled young man puffingly trying to budge the stone. I bet the old SKINNER WENDT crazy if he tried to move this barrier. Removing his VEST, he tried again and finally rolled the ROCK over a LITTLE. One hundred thirty-four