Simon Kenton High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Independence, KY)

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Time alone is capable of determining the results we are to attain. We have sac- rificed in the past and we will continue to do so in the future. As Seniors we are leaders as is befitting every Senior class. Whether we have been competent or not, it is not ours to say, but we have done our best and We hope we are missed. Qi.. ADVICE TO FRESHMEN AND SOPHOMORES 1. Seldom take more than one book home. You will create abbad impression upon the teachers if you take too many. 2. Throw paper towels upon the floor of the lavatory. It helps to solve the unemployment problem and helps to insure a paper shortage. 3. Eat your delicacies in the hall. They are more appetizing there, since it is forbidden. 4. Do not return to last home room period. It tends to deceive your teacher and secures you a good seat on the bus. 5. Edge your way into lunch line whenever possible. It gives you that dignified senior appearance. 6. Shriek with laughter at thc teachers' jokes. They expect it. 7. Call the teachers by their initials or first names. It saves time and is much more informal. 8. Always applaud loudly and long during pay programs. It tends to defer classes. if 9. Run through the halls: it increases your vitality and keeps Mr. Caton in tip- top shape. 10. Spill ink in the hall occasionally. This will keep Mr. Coleman busy. 11. Appear late for classes as often as possible. It makes for shorter class recitation. 12. Write your own absent excuses. This will develop an early talent for fiction writing and thus increases your imagination. 13. Ignore Miss Taylor's math as- signments. She will give you a grade anyway. 14. Be absent as often as possible. This will give you an excuse for not knowing your lessons and may serve to keep the class from progressing too rapidly. 15. Neglect home work as often as possible. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 16. Demand more food in the lunch room and consequently get more for your money. They make too much money anyway. Page Thirty

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