Simms High School - Tiger Yearbook (Simms, MT)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the graduates of the Class of 1959, being of sound mind and memory, do here- by make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking any wills heretofore made. FIRST: To Burton Smith, the Class as a whole relinquishes authority of the fourth period study hall. SECOND: Roy wills his stocking cap to Butch. To Janet Holzworth, Myrna bestows her dubious height. Jerry would like to leave his long legs to Vern Milliron. To next year's shorthand ll class, Marlene wills her leaky pen. Darlene B. leaves her ability to tie Mr. Smith's house shut and not get caught to anyone brave enough to try it next Halloween. fHow about it, Terry O'Neill?J. His friends in the Choteau police force, Art would like to leave to Bob Thoroughman. Carolyn bestows her ability to play hooky and NOT get caught to Nila. John Edwards leaves his knack of making money in driver's training to any sucker that takes it! Wanda wills her ability to tease Corinne. To everyone, Lynn leaves his love of money. Bill wills his ability to get along with teachers to Ivan. Her sense of humor, Linda leaves to any person who will take a chance with it. Maxine bequeaths her calm outlook on life to Vicki. To Betty Skelton, Patty would like to leave her quiet personality. Her naturally red hair, Emily would like to leave Barbara W. Ckeep trying, Babslj. Gay wills his ability to get along with cops to his brother, Russ. Gwen leaves her reserved attitude to Diana Rada. Marg wills her long eyelashes to Susan S. To any couple needing it, Fred and Fay will their ability to get along together. Mel leaves Ray to Linda Tippetts. To Carolyn S. , JoAnne bequeaths her height? His chemistry ability, Fred L. leaves to Stanley. To all the Spinsters of Simms High, Joey wills all her boyfriends. For Mr. Smith's benefit, Karen Maney leaves her gray hair to him. Charlie bequeaths his love of English class to Benny. His private parking place behind the grade school, Johnny M. leaves to Jim Klaue. Karen Murdoch wills her ability to get away with insulting Jim to anyone brave enough to try. To Jim Sherard, a fellow debater, Carol wills her love of arguing. Donnamae leaves her music ability to Bonnie Parker. In case Ellen Clark's comb breaks, Rose is leaving one behind for a spare. Ray bestowes his Silver Hawk on Dick Andersen. Her blonde hair, Nancy would like to leave Marilynn fMunro?J. Diana wills her ability to milk cows to Randa. To Gwen B. , Shirley bequeaths her ability to keep her boyfriend. To Pat, Evelyn leaves her ability to tell the truth. Hazel wills her ability to read signs to Susan Van Loo. Louella and Darlene W. would like to leave their twin outfits to Cathy and Sandy. To Sam Dean, Charles wishes to leave his curly hair. Gary bestows the school lunch on Roger. His curly hair for lack of itj, and all his women, Lawrence leaves for Wally, THIRD: As a whole, the Class leaves the hope that every future graduating class will have as many wonderful memories as does the Class of 1959. IN WITNESS WHEREOF: CLASS OF 1959

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LOOKING FORWARD The class of '59 is much too scattered to even have a reunion this year, 1969, so our roving photographer, Donnamae has used up half of her millionaire husband's million traveling all over the world to photograph each of our class members as they are now. The picture reels have arrived and are on the projector. Let's sit back, re- lax, and see what has happened to everyone else. Donna started in Sun River where she found Gay at Hall's still playing pinochle, with Em sitting on her boss's knee taking dictation. Linda Rose, Wanda, and Jerry all have large families of their own. lt looks as though Maxine is raising her own Navy, while Chas. has raised a girls' football team. Donna Arps is enjoying her GRANDchildren already! Bill climbed off a bronc long enough to report that Art was riding the rails, but he didn't know exactly where. Roy is working hard supporting all his kids fno wife, thoughlj, and Karen Maney and Nancy, the English teacher. have the job of teaching them. CThose kids! They were enough to cause Darlene W. to retirelj. There's Charlie M. putting his team through their paces for the camera while their band leader Uohnnyj looks on in disgust. Shirley and Fred? Oh, they're at Cape Can- averal ready to blast off in Darlene B. 's rocket to the moon and to Mars, where they will visit Marlene and her 30 kids. Oh, dear! Karen Murdoch and Carol are STILL arguing! Well, at least their nurses, Marg and Louella, are around when their blood pressure gets too high, and the doc, Mel, is there in case the fight gets TOO out of hand! There's Hazel writing a dictionary of her own. Our Home Ec. major, Joey, did well - she's cooking for the president! John E. is taking life easy. There's Carolyn, too - she's still looking for a free male. CBetter get busy, 'cause there aren't many leftlj Oh, now we're visiting Ev. Say, who's that handsome cowboy beside you? Your husband? Wow! And there is Patty - private secretary to Hugh O'Brien, no less. Ray is busy customizing cars for Lynn's Custom Car Company. Myrna has her own beauty parlor now and it looks like she is keeping busy. Hmmm, there's Standard Oi1's new head accountant, JoAnne. In the same office we find Gwen, the telephone operator. What fun she has reversing the charges on customers! Imagine having to go clear to EGYPT to find Gary! ! Look, he's digging up mummies. Grabbing a dogesled, our photographer found Fred and Fay herding kids and cows at their Alaskan ranch. Then off to New Zealand to see Lawrence and up to Hawaii to talk to Diana. CLooks like they're having nice vacations!! And it's sure easy to see why this film cost Donna a half million dollars!! Oh, dear! Over so soon. Well, it's time to pack up the films and send them on to another classmate. Hope we can do this again sometime!

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