Silver Creek High School - Silver Leaves Yearbook (Sellersburg, IN)

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Further dovin on the mom: we notice golden yellow egg nos, Espeoislly- prepered by - the Iron: Cow and Curdle Company, . which was formerly the Gilmore Jersey Form. We see . r13 ena Jeanie cutting up in 0. corner. From here we cannot tell if they're bowing fun or whether they just drsnk some of their own egg nog. All of e sudden sweryone's eyes turn in the direction of the door, es in welt the two big-Iwigs of Clerk gounty rursl life. rlt's lyrlother than Iilms J. lioIntEe snd Robert Grouse, the Com Hone Denonstretion m; Agriculture Agents, respeE't'iwe y. loselyh fol- lowed behind this. hppfli Lnrried couple is the successful Grocer, R. L. leis, who hes taken over the 'fembhshJ'P. Popp grocery. ' - - After the meal, the business session hogan. There is e. representetive fro. three neighboring fern communities to speak of food conditions in their respective towns. The first one is Ir, Huston Prell, representing Eenryville; the second isirsl Wsyxie-hH-Iiritd, the former W E, reveeling the inside .2d0p0 on Borden; snd'the third i's'l'. 'Ksnneth Dr'ezery. e ng- er s snd his wife, 3351s, Imge to keep low Washington on the mp. After these stirring speeches ere oenpleted, we cull e. osb snd hurry on our why towsrd the fair oity of Memphis. We osn't help but notice the large theater in the center of the town. Out of sheer curiosity we go in'sng are almost shocked to death. There performing on the stage is our own Jozcs Boiler, better known around those parts as 'Gypse Joyoo, putting on a. burlesque show sing o ndedly. After the show, we oongrstuhte Joyoe on her splendid performance. She tells us thanks, but adds, I'm going to quit unless Manager Tomm Combs gives no a raise. He is always blowing the dough I make for him on the women. Hter Hearing this piece of intonation we almost faint, but we find it to be true as Tom- my strolls in puffing on a big cigar. Es is followed diligently by his faithful mid and housekeeper, Kiss Marx Dulanez. After seeing this trio, we decide to continue .on our route of suburbs of Sellerspeod. The next stop is St. Joe, now called Saint Joseph by the dignified natives. The minute we cross the city limits we can tell by the big signs that our St. Joe delegation is doing right well. Ruth Pcpp is now st the head of Popp's Pretzel and Peanut Palace while Martha Bows hes charge of Bawe's Beer Garden. Those two are working 01'9'5011 t080th on; their Tittle racket has paid off in big dividends. While in St. Joe, we asked about Caroline Grsf end are told that she has found her own true Lovs'WLovo Davidson, that id, and has moved out of the city. They also tell us that June Killen is mried'end living in Corydon with Tommy and the numerous Little Lotiohs. The final surburb we visit is Louisville. Here we go to the Courier-Journsl Building where we find Mrs. Vera Koehlsr Massie, wife of the femous newspaper editor, William. Rs are also rather shoofod to see MabE Barnett sitting on his 1-s-e---, I mean side, serving the ospeoity of Assistant Editor. After viewing the newly remodeled building,' momembor how old fashioned it was when we visitecf'it 's.s samorsn redone Louistiliemizid JAR back in Sellerspeod. At the junction of 313 and 31 we feast our eyes on the largest fill- ing station we have ever seen. In large sparkling lights we see the slogan, Stop and shock or With Anson and Becker. We go inside and find Floyd and Harry talking to Coach 1Wilford Kop . Wilford is telling how he took over Donald Ssylor's old job at S. C. H. 8. e213 haw e led the Dre; one to their first state championship. While this conversation is tsking plsoo, Robert is out- side filling up his rooket-ship with one of the my special rocket gases so he sen take us to the noon. But before we take off for the moon, we realize someone is missing. Yeu-

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1196 But before going to the noon, we decide to go back to the U.S.' and check up on the rest of our partnere. Journeyin; aeroee the Atlantic Ocean, we caet our eyes on a huge veeeel. Flying closer to the craft, we recognize the features of Re Sam lee. On his sleeve ie a eilwer foul anchor emblem and we decide he's doing right we as m 111 of the Ocean lary. Since we cannot stop to see Roy we drop him a meeeage and fly onward toward the 8. 8. After arriving in New York; which has now fallen to second place in population behind Sellerepeed, we continue toward the hugegetropolie. Passing over Atlantic City, we eee a lien uterine content being staged and 509:3? ones that would not paee up .on opport- unity like that, we agree to take in this show to? awhile. We arrive just in the nick of tine beeauee Mile America ie now being crowned. Le the judge etepe up to pronounce the red headed beauty winner, we are amazed and shocked because it in our old elaunate Elmer Kahl awarding a bi; kiee to liee America. After placing the crown upon her' head, Elmer telIe us that after chasing women for 20 years and not catching one, he decided to do the nex. beet thing and be 'Chief Judge eof the lies America contest. Just to be polite, we ask . lmer who Iiee America was. . Don't you know? he aeked rather amazed. Why: that's our own Stella Eerie Pena raftJ me 'oh'e' and ah'e could be heard from heremlower Slobbovh. lo, Int oanit So, not $te11a.'I But it 1-, and when we catch our breath, we go up to her and aek how ehe trimed her figure. Being very nodeet about her tremendous success, ehe sine all the credit to another member of the clan of '49, BRO' Robina, lhy, haven'tgou heard, ehe exclaimed, about the Robin'e Reducing Routine 'e answered, No, pend she continues, I just followed Joyce's preecription for two months and in no time I scaled 115 pounds. You'll 1'1th 1.319:- .at the. main office in Seller speed, but she has branoh- eEig-isl all over the oountry. xxcite'fff we bid Stella and Elmer tgood-bye and are eooqlgMVi-ngfat the world famous city of Sellerepeed. We look up Joyce first and finally see her 31:11 on the 95th floor of one of the smaller buildings. In big neon lights it stand: out: If you want a figure that's shapely and lean, Jump on the Robin's Reducing Machine! We walk in and are received by line Esther Craig, the receptionist. She Inje- us to a Ilia woman at a big desk. Then we realize that this is Joyce herself. After Seeing that she was busy answering mail, we thought we had better leave without disturbing her. Strolling along lhin' Street, we paee a stunning bakery. Walking inside werfind' the garner Em 9131.12.13 m with her husband, Scott Cook. After raining eeveraiWLittle COOMO! they decided to go'into the bakery bueineu. Continuing on down lain Street we pass the eetabliehment or Prather and Montgomery Motor Company. Le we stroll up the huge roadway leading to the main office, we are almost knocked down by a streak of something that whizzed by us. Finally when that eomething-or- other etope sharply, then we realize it ie lire'. Robert Prather, the former Renee Cook, chief teeter of the new 'Prather and Montgomery Jet-Propelled Chevrolet.'I When she turns around and eeee ue, she comes to talk with ue. We are sorry to hear that M and Iawrenoe are 509e,; but when she. tells us that they are in conference with Mr. 016: Mobile and Mr. Stude Bakery, we feel better about missing them. , Turning the corner fran Main Street to New Albany Street we bump into Ph 111- Bezl whel ie leaving her huge drug. gtore. -.S..1'.LO Yinforrne- ue othat since the population 0 e ler - epeed is becoming so greatand because of the lack of foodpeople are begimniri; to starve to . death. Smething must be done about this deplorable Situation. So Mayor Robert Curtis hae called a dimer meeting of all the merchants of Sellerspeed and the farmers of sur- rounding areas. She also tells that it is to be held at the great and famous Makoweky Delicatessen, now being managed by Arlene and Dale Makowsky. Ae we board the subway we soon cover the two miles distance under the street and are safely deposited on the other SidOe When we are seated in one on the many private dining rooms where the fginner is to be held, we glance down at the menur We eee that the fried chicken on the menu is strictly imported from the Couch Chicken Farm, now being owned and operated by Buddy Couch and hie wife Mary Ellen. We see their happy faces beaming at us from across the table.

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Sole we are mining in the picture, Without her face 11: seems so incanplete, We long to lee her slender, shapely figure Her lovely hair and dainty, little feet. lot being able to figure out who 1: nouns, we board the rocket and are zooming toward the noon. In no the we arrive on the noon and are looking at all the strange wonders and oghtatul'hen all of a eudden a poor, pitiful, weeping creature steps out before us, Geraldine Pond raftJ' I exclaimed, II that you? . Now I know who it was that we were nIeoEg, But Hy are you up here . Yes, it's me, says Geraldine, sobbing. That 1:, what'e left of lo 8 'lhy you poor deer, what ever is the matter with you? She fimlly tells us the whole etory,and we learn that not being happy with any or her twelve husbands ehe doomed to.ome here and eee the nan 1n the moon. I say to her, We're sorry, Gehl- dine, we know that's tough, but why are you crying now? 'Oh-o-o, boo-hoo-hoo, ehe lobe. Didn't you know? ine'e nade out of oheeee 8 After this remark, we decided that we haVe had enough of noon-life and are onoe again in our rocket flying toward the planet where we will stay for ever and ever! ' PROPEY COMMITTEE Mitzi Miller Robert Weber Phyllis Willinghan P. 8. Juet in one you people are wondering what has. happened to Mitzi. Killer, Bob Weber and Ph 111. Willi. I'll let you in on a little secret. They were Iae't-Ren 5;- ln; Ema. ea e and carried out of town by the other 43 member. of the clan of '49, after the Prophecy was read on Senior Dayl'I l cuss noun. 3.4 mm- t Clan Coleus Royal Blue and Sillverh cuss mo: Not To 'The Top, But Climbing