Silt Union High School - Pirate Yearbook (Silt, CO)

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I Senior Pla DEAR DIARY Distraught Mother and Father Maxwell have long had their hands full with daughter Connie and son Wilbur, but there's one ray of sunshine in their usually cloudy existence, and that's daughter Betty Lou. She's always made top grades in school, has been a regular beaver when it comes to working, and she's praised and lauded by all who know her. In fact, Aunt Mary goes so far as to say she's practically beloved. It's even because of her that Mrs. Maxwell is asked to speak on Understanding the Bffervescent Adolescent , at the PTA. Well, unknown to all except Betty Lou--and of course her best pal Bernadine--she's been keeping a make believe dairy. Although nothing exciting actually ever happens to her, she makes up for it by her vivid imagination--and everything she imagines she inscribes in her secret diary. Secret, that is, until Papa Maxwell happens to browse through it. You see, decides that she should get to know his children better, and how better could one know his he children than to peruse oneof their diaries. Well, you can imagine his reaction when he finds out that daughter Connie is about to elope that very night with her boy friend, Marvin, that Wilbur and pal Hercules have fallen in with a treacherous gang headed by some ruthless in- dividual named Conrad, and that Betty Lou, having discovered this, is forsaking herself to Wilbur. Needless to s'ay, Mr. Maxwell literally hits the ceiling, takes the diary to Mrs. Maxwell and Aunt Mary, who in turn call in Miss Murray, Betty Lou's teacher. I. C. Mall Pop's boss , drops in to check over some papers--there's apparently about three thousand dollars missing--and when Betty Lou hears this her imagination wanders again, and lurid passages are added to the diary--passages vividly showing how Father lifts three thousand yearly from the company. Things now go from bad to worse to horrible. Wilbur thinks he's dying---Pop and Mr. Mallory both go on the warpath---Betty Lou and Bernadine set out to solve everything, but only manage to confuse the issue even more. Of course, it's finally discovered that the diary is only make believe, but not before things just couldn't get any more complicated and the laughs get completely out of hand. SSVG ory

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1599! ls 901119 to Press- - The Pirate's Log is put together Finished product is examined The Pirate Log Staff Editor --------------------------------- - ------- Sharon Hasselbush Associate Editor -------------------------------- Shirley Hasselbush Corres. Secretary ----------------------------------- Iayne Bendettl Sports ---------------------------------------------- Donald Mann Pep Club --------------------------------------------- Betty Ukele Grade News ---------------------------------------- Susie Thomas High School news ------------------------------------ Leona Draper Gossip ----------------------------------------------- Betty Ukele Carol McClung Reporters ---- - ----------------------------------------- Carl Piper Doug Snider Typists ------------------------------ Sharon and Shirley Hasselbush

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