Siletz High School - Warrior Yearbook (Siletz, OR)

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This 1S the latest favorlte It 1S for Mr a re Oregon As he cause gap: your news commentator, Dlck Br1nker, br1ng1ng you, 1D bullet1n form, from the Wh1te House Th1s news comes stra1ght from my news correspondent 1n Wash1ngton, my wife, Zoe Ann the year 1977, the Wh1te House 15 1D a state of bedlam, Whltlow, Presldent of the Unlted States, 15 hold1ng unlon w1th h1s h1gh school classmates from Slletz, awalts the f1PSt guest, 'W1nn1e , as he 15 called be of h1s physlque, s1ts back puff1ng on a nuge, black Cl daydream1ng of h1s r1se to power has a system that Just can't be beaten when lt comes e l6Ct1OH lost t1me Once he starts h1s Wwhlsperlng campa1gn' all 15 aaa, for the oppos1t1on Some people are SUSplClOUS of the 1n tegrlty of our Presldent, but I see no reason for alarm Some presldents have played golf, some have f1Sh alarmed Just because the casino 1n the Whlte pleased the people, for fact, England, France, 13 b1ll1on 1n gambl1ng pay her debt because 1n one of the roulette The Presldent Jumps of voices, and rushes walking up the flight one of her pr1ze way from Kentucky, and purple, black blue blooded, double ghanlstan horse, 1S breasted, Af the f1FSC reach h1m She and her husband, who 1nc1dently, had to stay at the ranch, own and operate a 25,000 acre estate Then the President's eye catches the pleaslngly plump figure of Jeanne 'Warped' Mann She has made qu1te a career for herself traveling across the states lectur 1ng on WThe Happlness Marrlage Br1ngsW It somewhat startled everyone to learn she 13 beginning on her eighth husband The Pres 1dent then looks around for a fr1end he had known through most of his school years He not1ces h1m, Pierre Darrell Bailor, tall, dark and well, tall and dark He says he's a beauty operator, specializ1ng in ha1r dress 1ng, something he has always been in terested in He lives in Spottsville, Californ1a and 18 do1ng Wbeautifullyn Ah, then the President's eyes sparkle as he sees a celebrity from whom he has long wanted an autograph Pelvis W1lcox, the With his unique the teenagers a pup wh1ch MurtelW, Ulf many others. autograph book guests that tions them asks that they awa1t the re There 1S room bursts ent1st, Diane but she is I ever needed The Presldent then seelng have arr1ved lnto h1s be comfort- mainder of a shrleking the d1st1n Magnuson. thoroughly dent calms her, ask1ng what ed about. In a quiver1ng vo1ce she blub ed, some were b1g game hunters, so why get PP9S1deHC puts 1n a bar and gambl1ng House7 All 1n all, the Pres1dent has the nat1onal debt 1S pald off' I and RUSSIH owe the Presldent over debts, though RuSS1a has refused to her secret pollce discovered a flaw tables to hlS feet as he hears the chatt r out to meet h1S old classmates of stalrs Beth Meeds, who rode horses all the a genu1ne p1nk speckled, Pestly, alias Chuck s1nging rage of the natlon. manner of speaking he has set to riot w1th such songs as, WYou a1n't nutin' but don't know wh1ch way 13 upn, WPut yer girdle on and h1S the mo- and able wh1le they the guests. sound, 1nto the gu1shed woman sc1- She tr1es to talk nshookn. The Presl there 15 to be so exc1t bers out, WE1nste1n was you I turn bluen, gives Pelvls Pestly tha t these are all at present he party room . . . . . ,wifi i . . . ,gV,H . . . . . - y lyymp R . . . . . 9 5.Ewmwn J . I v ' ' n ' , He ,' av . . . - . ,M J.: . 0 . . . . , . sf ff ,V fnyk.. ' ' . . . . . - . . . 0 n . . . . N . 0 u V H-A H . . e 1 V, - . . . to . V . . W . , . . . .

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Plght, the equatlon 13 KE mel, you know it governs the 1nterchange of mass and energy, statlng that the amount of energy produced when any substance changes ln to energy form 1S equal to 1ts mass C1m6S the speed of l1ght multiplied They qu1et her down, take her off 1nto a corner to cool, and the President ex plains to the others that Diane 15 a Wtopn nuclear physlcist One of the Pres1dent's butlers br1ngs 1U a telegram from Jim Ramseyer It reads as follows USorry w1ll be few days late stop giving wrestling Lolabr1dg1da stop she is 1earn1ng slowly stop I vote more t1me to my work hands the President another telegram from Ralph states he will be a day late, for the G1ants are b1g game and the coach refuses to let h1m off, as lessons to Gina w1ll have to de The butler Jones playlng the1r he 15 the start The group SICS and Gene, Donna They have just Oregon Glorla ports she is still havlng bullt a 1S do1ng a thP1V as S1letz has trlpled mostly because of a certaln Gene blurts in, and 1n a rogant and d1st1nguished voice hlmself as the farmer who has on the map He explalns that lt about when he mixed the wrong spray for the pasture One day 1ng left tackle around chatt1ng excltedly The hall opens Melva and Glor1a step 1nto the room arrived by tra1n from 1n a quaklng voice re 11V1Hg 1H S1letz, and recreat1on center 1ng bus1ness, size, farmer qu1te ar declares put S1letz all came kind f some cows broke 1ntO the field and ate the grass That n1ght, as Gene was milking the cows he was astonlshed to f1nd they gave only chocolate m1lk Hence he 15 dolng a flourishing buS1n6SS Then all eyes turn to Donna and she, senslng thelr quest1on1ng gazes, states that she seemed others She has the exceptlon Always ready chlmed lf that Z1elgreece, for Saud1 Arab1a the L S 1S he shlp lt to any crystal ball, the reasy depths Well, that happened Th1S Brlnker, SigU1ng as Zoe Ann and I class f S1letz to say a few words before saylng good the qual1f1cat1ons commun1cations ing inherited perslstence for She has the NI'd apprec you might terestu, time quiet 1f you do thing's 1C had hope I have view of my news correspondent be dolng someth1ng d1fferent from any of the turned out to be Just a plain hOUSeW1fe w1th of having 12 klds, Ccheaper by th dozenj to exerclse her vocal cords, Melva she is the one and only Madame Zara tune teller to King Soiled Oil of It seems that she has convinced him only place to Shlp oil and that to other country, according to he would br1ng K1ng So1led Oil 1nto of oily, black despa1r 15 the news brought to you as it 1S your news commentator, Dick off to be w1th you a week from now are also members of the senior Hlgh I would like about Zoe Ann bye She has all expected of good personnel, hav from her mother l motion eyes hat say iate anything tell me of in and at the same ly reveals that not talk, some got to give and better be you! I given you a brighter l T. Th1s is Dick Brxnker saying goodbye until next week, when I shall bring you the f1nal report on the reunion of the Pres1dent and the rest of the class of our old school, S116CZ . I . . - 1 . . . . . . ----.- --I, . - I u .n . He ' 7 1 , ' l ' ' ' in . - 'VK ,k,, I I o . . . . . . . ' ' ' e . . .A '. . ' t ' ' . . t s ' , ' - o ' ' J ' - . -D V D . C l I