Siletz High School - Warrior Yearbook (Siletz, OR)

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This 1S the latest favorlte It 1S for Mr a re Oregon As he cause gap: your news commentator, Dlck Br1nker, br1ng1ng you, 1D bullet1n form, from the Wh1te House Th1s news comes stra1ght from my news correspondent 1n Wash1ngton, my wife, Zoe Ann the year 1977, the Wh1te House 15 1D a state of bedlam, Whltlow, Presldent of the Unlted States, 15 hold1ng unlon w1th h1s h1gh school classmates from Slletz, awalts the f1PSt guest, 'W1nn1e , as he 15 called be of h1s physlque, s1ts back puff1ng on a nuge, black Cl daydream1ng of h1s r1se to power has a system that Just can't be beaten when lt comes e l6Ct1OH lost t1me Once he starts h1s Wwhlsperlng campa1gn' all 15 aaa, for the oppos1t1on Some people are SUSplClOUS of the 1n tegrlty of our Presldent, but I see no reason for alarm Some presldents have played golf, some have f1Sh alarmed Just because the casino 1n the Whlte pleased the people, for fact, England, France, 13 b1ll1on 1n gambl1ng pay her debt because 1n one of the roulette The Presldent Jumps of voices, and rushes walking up the flight one of her pr1ze way from Kentucky, and purple, black blue blooded, double ghanlstan horse, 1S breasted, Af the f1FSC reach h1m She and her husband, who 1nc1dently, had to stay at the ranch, own and operate a 25,000 acre estate Then the President's eye catches the pleaslngly plump figure of Jeanne 'Warped' Mann She has made qu1te a career for herself traveling across the states lectur 1ng on WThe Happlness Marrlage Br1ngsW It somewhat startled everyone to learn she 13 beginning on her eighth husband The Pres 1dent then looks around for a fr1end he had known through most of his school years He not1ces h1m, Pierre Darrell Bailor, tall, dark and well, tall and dark He says he's a beauty operator, specializ1ng in ha1r dress 1ng, something he has always been in terested in He lives in Spottsville, Californ1a and 18 do1ng Wbeautifullyn Ah, then the President's eyes sparkle as he sees a celebrity from whom he has long wanted an autograph Pelvis W1lcox, the With his unique the teenagers a pup wh1ch MurtelW, Ulf many others. autograph book guests that tions them asks that they awa1t the re There 1S room bursts ent1st, Diane but she is I ever needed The Presldent then seelng have arr1ved lnto h1s be comfort- mainder of a shrleking the d1st1n Magnuson. thoroughly dent calms her, ask1ng what ed about. In a quiver1ng vo1ce she blub ed, some were b1g game hunters, so why get PP9S1deHC puts 1n a bar and gambl1ng House7 All 1n all, the Pres1dent has the nat1onal debt 1S pald off' I and RUSSIH owe the Presldent over debts, though RuSS1a has refused to her secret pollce discovered a flaw tables to hlS feet as he hears the chatt r out to meet h1S old classmates of stalrs Beth Meeds, who rode horses all the a genu1ne p1nk speckled, Pestly, alias Chuck s1nging rage of the natlon. manner of speaking he has set to riot w1th such songs as, WYou a1n't nutin' but don't know wh1ch way 13 upn, WPut yer girdle on and h1S the mo- and able wh1le they the guests. sound, 1nto the gu1shed woman sc1- She tr1es to talk nshookn. The Presl there 15 to be so exc1t bers out, WE1nste1n was you I turn bluen, gives Pelvls Pestly tha t these are all at present he party room . . . . . ,wifi i . . . ,gV,H . . . . . - y lyymp R . . . . . 9 5.Ewmwn J . I v ' ' n ' , He ,' av . . . - . ,M J.: . 0 . . . . , . sf ff ,V fnyk.. ' ' . . . . . - . . . 0 n . . . . N . 0 u V H-A H . . e 1 V, - . . . to . V . . W . , . . . .