Siletz High School - Warrior Yearbook (Siletz, OR)

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'05 saga We, the graduatlng senlors of 1957, be1ng of strong bodles and mentall t1es do hereby declare th1s our last w1ll and testament, wltnessed and legal To the JUn1OF class we leave our old Amerlcan Problems books and our m1 serly ways, knowlng they could beneflt greatly from both We also g1ve them our WK1ng Tutu as lt 15 often advantageous around SUpeF1OPS We bequeath to the sophomores all of our worn out play books and Mrs Struebln, our advlsor, as we can carry nelther any farther We w1ll our old bankbook and our ab111ty to g1ve an exceptlonal prom to the freshmen, slnce we have no longer any use for elther To the 1ncom1ng freshmen we leave our 1n1t1at1ve and orderly conduct, as well as our ab1l1ty to break tradltlon knowlng they are 1D need of all Ne bequeath to Mrs Stephens the glass aquar1um we bought wh1le 1n her class some years back, be1ng qulte sure her future classes w1ll engoy lt To our old grade and h1gh school teachers we leave our fond memorles whlch have caused thelr many grey halrs I, D1ck nrlnker, to Audrey Nhltlow w1ll my romantlc 1ncl1nat1ons and to Kay Jones my ab1l1ty to m1sspell any word 1U the nngllsh language I, Zoe Ann Bell, beln of strong m1nd and body, do hereby bequeath my a b1l1ty to mlngle to Donna McGregor and my voice after a game to Ardlth McMullen and Qosealee dams I, J1m Ramseyer, be1ng of tronler body than m1nd, do hereby leave my a b1l1ty to keep my beard under control to Jerry Powers, and my ab1l1ty leave F1FlS alone to my llttle brother Jeanne mann, havlng clear lntellect and too much oody, wlll my excess and my nose to Carol Kentta, who, 1D construct1on, was under suppl1ed I, Dlane Nagnuson, be1ng of serlous 1ntent1on, bequeath my naturally blond ha1r to Sandra stephens, and to Glor1a Stempel my ab1l1ty to al1b1 I, XX lLeonard Whltlowl, be1ng lncllned to lmprove my superlors, hereby donate my ab1l1ty to take advantage of any s1tuat1on for a Joke to Conrad oproul, and my ab1l1ty to get away w1th calllng Mrs Struebln Wsweetheartn, Dearyn, and NSweetyN to Karl Teal Darrell Ballor, hav1ng pure thoughts and lntentlons, g1ve my ab1l1ty W un people downn to Art Aamoth, knowlng day Taylor ooesn't need lt Donna Lovelett, havlng larger body than mlnd w1ll my shorthand a b1l1ty to anyone who can s1t on thelr boss' lap better than I Gene Erlckson, do hereby leave my Elvls Presley halr do to Mr Hawes, and my ab1l1ty to dance to Larry Wllllams Glorla Bgelde, bequeath my generous, lmp1Sh sm1le to any sour lemon, and my qulet ways to Cathryn Lyons Chuck Wllcox, be1ng of better 1ntent1on than anyone, leave my delayed actlon of catchlng on to a funny Joke to Mlchael Streets, and my cowllck to Bob Best, that he mlght have a d1st1ngu1sh1ng ha1r feature I Melva Taylor, present my sk1 Jump nose to Tlmberllne Lodge, my for tunate ab111ty to marry before I graduated to Kay Jones, and my glft of gab and no1sy ways to qulet Sharon Str1ckler I, Ralph Jones hav1ng a much stronger 1ncl1nat1on to do good, leave to Art Aamotn my curly ha1r, and to Justlnn Glbson my s1ze I, Beth Meeds, be1ng of fa1rly stable mlnd and body, leave my ab1l1ty to use self dlSC1pl1h6 and be qulet 1n class whlle st1ll b91Ug capable of hav lng a r1p roaring CINE wlth the glrls to Phyllls Luttrell .xx S1 ned, sealed, and del1vered on thls, the 2 th day of February, 1957 I do de NOTAR clare th1s document legal pL15LlC Wltnessed by -1+ W 7 j QI ', . . . . 4.- Y . . l ' o . , . . . ' D . g Q C s 3 '- . , . . to 3 ',,, . . . - . 1, V ' o ,, . . ,. . J . . - ll . I, 7. r v . to r J ' . . L . . v ' ' I, . . . I. . I, . . . . . I, . . . . , -. . . - A 4 , 1. f- s I3 1' 4 ' . U jr Nw 5 ' N' - ' v . c ' , 1 , M4 c ' X' '- Pall s K. I .hh 1. L ,.., f -

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This 1S the latest favorlte It 1S for Mr a re Oregon As he cause gap: your news commentator, Dlck Br1nker, br1ng1ng you, 1D bullet1n form, from the Wh1te House Th1s news comes stra1ght from my news correspondent 1n Wash1ngton, my wife, Zoe Ann the year 1977, the Wh1te House 15 1D a state of bedlam, Whltlow, Presldent of the Unlted States, 15 hold1ng unlon w1th h1s h1gh school classmates from Slletz, awalts the f1PSt guest, 'W1nn1e , as he 15 called be of h1s physlque, s1ts back puff1ng on a nuge, black Cl daydream1ng of h1s r1se to power has a system that Just can't be beaten when lt comes e l6Ct1OH lost t1me Once he starts h1s Wwhlsperlng campa1gn' all 15 aaa, for the oppos1t1on Some people are SUSplClOUS of the 1n tegrlty of our Presldent, but I see no reason for alarm Some presldents have played golf, some have f1Sh alarmed Just because the casino 1n the Whlte pleased the people, for fact, England, France, 13 b1ll1on 1n gambl1ng pay her debt because 1n one of the roulette The Presldent Jumps of voices, and rushes walking up the flight one of her pr1ze way from Kentucky, and purple, black blue blooded, double ghanlstan horse, 1S breasted, Af the f1FSC reach h1m She and her husband, who 1nc1dently, had to stay at the ranch, own and operate a 25,000 acre estate Then the President's eye catches the pleaslngly plump figure of Jeanne 'Warped' Mann She has made qu1te a career for herself traveling across the states lectur 1ng on WThe Happlness Marrlage Br1ngsW It somewhat startled everyone to learn she 13 beginning on her eighth husband The Pres 1dent then looks around for a fr1end he had known through most of his school years He not1ces h1m, Pierre Darrell Bailor, tall, dark and well, tall and dark He says he's a beauty operator, specializ1ng in ha1r dress 1ng, something he has always been in terested in He lives in Spottsville, Californ1a and 18 do1ng Wbeautifullyn Ah, then the President's eyes sparkle as he sees a celebrity from whom he has long wanted an autograph Pelvis W1lcox, the With his unique the teenagers a pup wh1ch MurtelW, Ulf many others. autograph book guests that tions them asks that they awa1t the re There 1S room bursts ent1st, Diane but she is I ever needed The Presldent then seelng have arr1ved lnto h1s be comfort- mainder of a shrleking the d1st1n Magnuson. thoroughly dent calms her, ask1ng what ed about. In a quiver1ng vo1ce she blub ed, some were b1g game hunters, so why get PP9S1deHC puts 1n a bar and gambl1ng House7 All 1n all, the Pres1dent has the nat1onal debt 1S pald off' I and RUSSIH owe the Presldent over debts, though RuSS1a has refused to her secret pollce discovered a flaw tables to hlS feet as he hears the chatt r out to meet h1S old classmates of stalrs Beth Meeds, who rode horses all the a genu1ne p1nk speckled, Pestly, alias Chuck s1nging rage of the natlon. manner of speaking he has set to riot w1th such songs as, WYou a1n't nutin' but don't know wh1ch way 13 upn, WPut yer girdle on and h1S the mo- and able wh1le they the guests. sound, 1nto the gu1shed woman sc1- She tr1es to talk nshookn. The Presl there 15 to be so exc1t bers out, WE1nste1n was you I turn bluen, gives Pelvls Pestly tha t these are all at present he party room . . . . . ,wifi i . . . ,gV,H . . . . . - y lyymp R . . . . . 9 5.Ewmwn J . I v ' ' n ' , He ,' av . . . - . ,M J.: . 0 . . . . , . sf ff ,V fnyk.. ' ' . . . . . - . . . 0 n . . . . N . 0 u V H-A H . . e 1 V, - . . . to . V . . W . , . . . .