Siler City High School - Seniorogue Yearbook (Siler City, NC)

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The only trouble is she never has time for a case. Her own cases seem to keep her busy. In Hollywood we go to 21st Century Fox, owned by Colie Fox. His new star, Gerald Smith, is the greatest hit since Rochester. Bobby McLaughlin plays all the romantic roles. Christine Smith writes the music for Fox's great musicals. In San Francisco we go to 'Just Plain B:Ll.l's Used Car Lot , property of Billy Webster , and sell our car, At the air port we board on one of Byron 01dham's planes for Alaska, The air hoatesses are Lydia white and Jackie Hall. They give the women chewing gum to ease their nerves, and sit in the men's laps. In Fairbanks, Alaska, we run into Harold Andrew, whose business is making the fur fly. He transports fur by planes from Alaska. At the North Pole , Jinurg' Brooks has made a fortune bottling snow cream and selling it in the U. S. A. From the snowy North Pole we fl.y to sunny Florida where Nancy Brown enter- tains us at her tourist home. Her partner, Cornelia Smith, is on her vacation. Nancy hands us a paper in which we read that Barbara Phillips is honey-mooning in Bermuda with a multi-millionaire toothpick manufacturer. After resting a few days in Florida, we board Jack London's bus back home. My, but Jack is a safe driver. He stops at every stop light, railroad crossing, crossroads, red head, brunette, and he'll back up a half mile for a blonde. At last we're back at good old S. C. Our first visit is to the schoo1.There is Betty Jean Fox and Shirley Brafford's beauty parlor. Why are all those men hanging around it? Oh! It's a beauty salon. We get hungry, so we walk in to Anna K. Holt and Evelyn Smith's doughnut shop. They give you more for your money with a holeness doughnut. While rmmching our doughnuts,we see in the paper that Jackie Thomas has just completed her 19th year as director of Athleticsat Woman's College. Evelyn Beane is secretary for one of the largest poultry concerns in North Carolina. Well, Boling has finished his article now: that takes care of all my class- mates. After our all night trip, I'm ready for a little rest. Clyde Johnson, Prophet 19

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6161.44 pl'0plleCy My goodness! Who can that be at my door at the unearthly hour of nine in the morning! I turn on my door-television to see Ronald Boling, top reporter of the day. 'Stare Magazinen has asked him to get a report on all his classmates of '50 of the Siler City High School, He has come over to invite me to accompany him. what an opportunity this is! I have not seen any of them for over 25 years. We get in his jet-o-matic atom-mobile and start out, Our first step is Richmond, Va., where Billy Trogdon greets us with a ticket for speeding, Judge Nancy Paschal fines us 3100 with the comment, WI've never liked fast operators anyway,N We journey on to Washington. Good Grief! Betty Lee Jordan certainly has a huge family! There she comes down the street with thirty or forty children. Further investigation proves that she is a school teacher and is taking her class sight- seeing. At the hospital, there we find Peggy Smith and Cathren Moore working in the maternity ward. nWe're just in the wrong place to meet eligible men,U they complain. Jim Glapp is an eye, ear, nose, and throat specialist at the same hos- pital. Also Senator John Jordan is running for re-election from North Carolina, To date he has kissed 479,971 babies Cgirls, naturallyD. His secretary Lib Glapp informs us that he is now touring the state with his singing campaign, Our next spot is Chicago, where F. B. I. Agent Bernice Gee has just traced down the culprit who threw tomatoes at opera star Louise Brooks. Gee's finger- print expert, Pat Mann, identified the prints on the tomatoes as those of hill- billy singer Geneva Vail. On our way to the West coast we stop in Topeka, Kansas, to get a haircut in Royce Dixon's barber shop. nWhat's the use of worrying if your hair is falling out? What if it ached and had to be pulled out like teeth?n advised Dixon as he trims my hair, ln Texas we go to Maggie Fields' dude ranch, The Bar B, Q. Peggy Ann Joyner, president of DuPont Laboratories, is at the present vacationing there. In Boulden City, Nevada, we stop to get a hot dog at Richard Pond's drive-in eating place, Ricky's Roadhouse. And at Reno, Ada Jo Boren is a divorce lawyer, 18

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,Cast wif! and gefitament NORTH CAROLINA Chatham County Siler City High School We, the graduating class of Siler City High School in the year of our Lord, on thousand nine hundred fifty, being of sound mind C?D, do hereby establish this to be our Last will and Testament: First, we, as an entire class, wish to leave the echo of our voices through class rooms and corridors as a remembrance of the sad hours spent here. Second, we wish to leave with our teachers one good thought-we loved each one of you, and the little pranks were just for fun. Third, the entire class wishes to bequeath unto the entire school an ESCALATOR at each end of the hall. Fourth, we bequeath unto the lunchroom an electric dishwasher. Fifth, we bequeath unto Landrus a staff of helpers and an easy chair. We hope you can use them both. Sixth, we bequeath unto the juniors the nSeniorogueN and selling paper. We hope you much success with them both. Seventh, we bequeath unto the Sophomores, next yeer's Banquet ano selling magazines. May the best of luck go with you, Eighth, there isn't much left to leave you Freshman, but we bequeath unto you our ability to get to be Seniors. . Ninth, I, Cathren Moore, bequeath unto Mary Lee Elkins my ability to make A's under Mr. Howard. Tenth, I, John Jordan, bequeath my ability to get along with girls to my brother France, who can't seem to get along without them. Eleventh, I, Peggy Ann Joyner, bequeath my ability to sit down and study for one hour unto my brother Belton, who can't seem to sit still for five minutes. Twelfth, I, Lib Clapp, bequeath unto Dot Elder my saxophone. Practice helps a lot, Dot, 20