Siler City High School - Seniorogue Yearbook (Siler City, NC)

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to be turned away at the door. Miss Huddleston's explanation to this action was: I never did care nothing for sophisticates nowayf' Albany, New York-Secretary Julia Blair is suing her boss for breach of prom- ise. How did I know he meant he'd call me when he said, Fil give you a ringv? asked Miss Blair. Richmond, Va.-Doctor Herman Kennedy, Jr., well-known dentist, is seeking permission to change his initials from H. E. to D. K. Cdecayb. In my profession I think it's more appropriate, said Kennedy. Miami, Florida-Dynamic Yankee third-baseman Robie Phillips, resting here this week-end, is said to have his eyes on a local high school girl. Accompanied by his manager, Harold Wicker, Phillips told local newsmen, I always did like them younger. Durham, N. C.-Miss Emma Ruth Darden, head of the children's Ward at Duke Hospital, has just written the classic, How to Win Respect and Influence Chil- dren or Slap 'Er Down Agin Pawf' This book will soon be on all the book shelves. Springfield, Ill.-Mrs. Polly Willett has just been chosen over Mrs. John R. Moore Cthe former Eunice Gillilandj as the Model Mother of 1964. I credit it all to my early startf' said Mrs. Willett. Oak Ridge, Tennessee-Roy Greene is busily splitting an atom. His theory is: If an atom can release enough energy to destroy the world, it should give me enough courage to ask some pretty gal for a first date. Chapel Hill, N. C.-Woollen Gym today was the scene of busy preparation as coach Richard Siler's Tar Heels wound up their final practice before the Duke- Carolina game. CSorry to put you out of a job, Mr. Snavely.D New York-Beauty operator Virginia Jones was wearing today her I am an American button a bit more proudly. When secretaries Ruth Greene and Irma Justice came into her shop and asked to have their hair dyed red, Miss Jones pulled her shot gun from the Wall and chased the ladies out of the shop. Her reason! I know all about those communists, and we'll not have any Reds around here. Omaha, Nebraska-Miss Doris Fields, President of the 4-H clubs in this state, announced today that the members of her clubs had produced twice as much wheat as they did last year. And that ain't hay, hey, said Miss Fields. Well, folks, time's up, but stay tuned to this station for Billy Phillips's Ladies' Hour which follows immediately. Phillips spends his time on this program kissing old ladies. His spare time is spent with the young ones. That's all for now from th ld t . eo repor er LYDIA MooDY-Prophet. 19f

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626144 pl'0plleCy Scene: Studio B of Station SAPS, Washington, D. C. Time: Any time a good fifteen years from now. And also time to go on the air. Characters: One broken down newscaster muttering and stuttering the latest unconfirmed rumors. First, Last, and Only Broadcast The following program is electrically transcribed. Station SAPS, Washington, D. C. Eastern Standard time, 7:30. PF fi ik wk lk ik Good evening, everyone. This is your early evening reporter with ten minutes of the lastest news, brought to you through the courtesy of Doris Davis's Dandy Diner, the largest chain restaurant east of the Mississippi. Oh, hang the com- mercial, on with the news. Vienna, Austria-Famed pianists, Jean Wrenn and Betty Lou Wright, confessed today to the murder of Tschaikowsky's Fifth Symphony. It just had too many sharps, said Miss Wrenn. And flats, added Miss Wright. Baltimore, Maryland-Doctor Margaret Self of Johns Hopkins Hospital an- nounced today that she and her nurse, Frances Elkins, had, after lengthy examina- tion, reached the conclusion that Junior Presnell was truly the wise old owl. When informed of Doctor Self's findings, Presnell, who is manager of the new Perry's Department Store in Atlanta, Ga., commented I don't give a hoot. Denver, Colorado-The Women's Temperance Union, headed by spinsters Nancy Freeman and Faydeene Richardson, has asked scoutmaster B. J. Daurity to use his troop in tracking down a pair of moonshiners who are holed up in Cripple Creek. Sheriff Ted Elkins identified the two as Clifford CBad Boy! Back and Alvis CAD OlConnor. Greensboro, N. C.-Misses Emily Carter and Imojean Presnell, physical edu- cation instructor and history teacher respectively, of N. C. Woman's College left today for a vacation in upper Lower Slobovia. They will be joined shortly by Miss Janice Alexander, head of the Departmen-t of English at Greensboro College. Los Angeles, California-Poultry owner Lloyd Thompson was convicted today of selling rotten eggs to actress Dot Stone. After the trial not a peep was heard from Thompson. San Francisco, California-Glamor Magazine's Miss Sophisticates of 1964, Ruth Elder and Kay Pullen, called on fashion designer Sara Huddleston today only 18

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.faat wilf anal Ueaiament NORTH CAROLINA CHATHAM COUNTY Siler City High School We, the graduating class of 1949, being in full knowledge of the fact that future Seniors will never be quite able to equal our glorious record and outstanding accomplishments as Seniors, do in charity bequeath the following items to them in order that they may carry on the work of Siler City High School. On the first day of May in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and forty-nine, we, the 'Seniors of Siler City High School, do ordain and establish this document as our Last Will and estament: ITEM I I, Jean Wrenn, leave my love for Carolina to Sis Brooks. ITEM II I, Lydia Moody, leave my tardy record to Ada Jo Boren. You'l1 have to be mighty slow to beat it, Ada. ITEM III I, Margaret Self, will my determination to conquer French to some lucky Junior. ITEM IV I, Janice Alexander, will my flirty CHAD ways to Ada Jo Boren, who is giving the boys quite a rush. ITEM V I, Billy Phillips, will 'The Hair to Mr. Howard. ITEM VI I, Emma Ruth Darden, lighten my burden by leaving fifty pounds to Christine Smith--if she will take them. ITEM VII I, Harold Wicker, will my ability to play football to Barclay Vann. CKeep up the good work, Barclay.D ITEM VIII I, Jean Presnell, will my exquisite knowledge in chemistry to Evelyn Beane. Here's hoping she wonit need it. ITEM IX I, Richard Siler, leave my love for sports to sister Ann. ITEM X I, Herman Kennedy, will my greatest pride Ca gold tooth? to Bobby McLaughlin. ITEM XI I, Doris Davis, leave an old basketball suit with holes in the seat to Margie Poe. It will prob- ably need patching. ITEM XII I, Nancy Freeman, will my twenty-two-inch waist to Maggie Fields. ITEM XIII I, Junior Presnell, leave my position as end and my height to Danny Roberts. Lots of luck, Danny. ITEM XIV I, Dot Stone, will' my peroxided hair to Ruth Clark. ITEM XV I, Robie Phillips, leave my ability to skip classes to Colie Fox. CAlthough he doesn't really need it.J ITEM XVI I, Ruth Elder, leave my desire for cheering to Sis, Babe, and Ann. They always say practice makes perfect, girlies. 20