Sidwell Friends School - Philos Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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SLY L NE Shroyer Takes Weight Llftmg Crown T111111111s S11111ye1 U S en tlv rn the xxerghtlrftlng dr wrsron of' the Olymprcs toole Frrst place todaw bw lrftrng a 450 pound har hell He ap pear eel rn leopard skrn trunks Another event slated was the hrgh hurdles The Amerr can taxorrte was the Rev erend IEZFIIFIICL 1lICICl1lg111l11 who tr rereallx ended hrs ath re e reer toe A lauehlrn eleared the fourth he rdle hrs leg, eaueht rn the f eer ofa e'1rp11leed1n re raerrre area and was luoeen 111 th or e hae lreen una 1 e frm III luate parlerng frerl 1t1es 1 unrque srtuatron for NI1 Blarn On herng affront ed ruth the serrousness ot hrs parkrng offense Mr Blarn ereplarned that he had been too anruous to tell hrs for mer elassmate General MUI1l11ll of hrs recent offer from Cal un Crrfllth of the Washrng ton Senators to notrce where he had abandoned hrs car It mrght l1e noted that General Nlallorv was rnapproprrately dressed aeeordrng to the armys eonservatrve stand arels Instead of the regula tron arrnx general s hat Mal lorv was wearrng a worn and frayed orange knrt skr cap Perhaps the conformrty of army lrfe proved frustrat mg to h1m' YACHTING PARTY GREAT SUCCESS 'lhe ertxs rovrng baehe s 1 Hugrrs Rlee us 1s1111 and 1111 A'u11fz111J11 thrs weekend staged a erurse rn the Chesapeake on then 415 xaeht A hrghlleht of the evenrne xx as the aquatre' hand orehestratrne vshrle water slerrne Thrs led to drsaster later however when IJIIPIJI1 1111q11 there wrth her gov ernor husband el1d a swan drxe ofl the eaptarns ealmrrr and landed on the trumpet ner lreeept for ano rer rneldent when 601111 I7 111111 hrole lrer lenee derrrons rat e len e lee ortsxxr er e e th e nrrre was a huge sueeess DOUBLE DIP ANNOUNCEMENT A two horrres rn reeent e s rere have arrrxee many eallers photographers Lxes an dlaper saes n IS ue e hoth of s txxlrrs I 1 an 1111 gg we l11rth to quadruplets Tlrrs elrrrrareed the hrg story last rear when the M1ss1s 111111 both rnarrleel twrns The grrls plan to eall therr e1glrt Benjarnrn, Barton, Blanehe, Beverly, Ber mee, Brenda, Be l1nda,and Bruee NE WS FLASH IN LITERATURE Irofessor 11111117111 RIIGQI11 has rust recerved the Pulrt lll7Q f hrs new novel 1 1 e Il 1s11 1e1s's111q Se111a f1n11s 11101 Toitlr' of the1e111111111s1111 Research C or poratron has an unusual hol1l1x for a rese lrcher Jaele rs fr eartoonrst H has re wed th Hughes fr re Axvrrd for the most errtreal eartoon Jaeles eartoon vms so errtre xl he IS helng sued 1 151111 the tarno l1anJo preleer Jaeles an rrd eartoon appears on th1sp'1g'e 1705 ff X THR Slrroxer lrlees erown O fel if 3 F l argl' f f I' aff' 12 Xe I I 'Natl IM04. 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PUBLISHED 8 TIMES WEEKLY Sclence In Review Men And Microbes by HY GEVE Telev1s1on aud1ences were t1eated last mght to the p1e n11e1e of a new show M9dlC 1na sponso1ed by the A M A Th1s show IS pro duced dlrected and operated by the doctols Schua1tz1nan and Doclelt Dr Dodek was a as she swept 1nto the oper atmg 100111 1n a full length g1own by Datzs of whlte sat1n emb1o1de1ed w1th red CIOSSCS She smlled bllefly at the T V audlence then tu1n ed to pull on he1 1ed xubber gloves sp11nkled w1th 1h1ne stones D Schwa1tzman walked placldly 1n grmned and waved h1s scalpel at the o1chest1a wh1ch began play 1ng the Appendectomy lVlam b The opelatlon was per f01ll'l9d on an East Samoan natlve successfully D Schwa1tzman s 1 e aso n f01 telev1s1ng h1s show fzom hast Samoa whe1e there are no append1c1t1s cases was hvelyone whethel he has an append1c1t1s Ol not IS en tlled to an appendectomy thats democ1acy Mrs H11 am Pennypacker the n1othe1 of ten ch1ld1en and the formc1 M1ss Bonnze Mc B1zde has announced lNew Yeaz s Eve as the date of the Mothcl s Ma1Ch on Mono nucleos1s 'Vlothe1s w1ll pat1ol the Stl66tS lookmg for V10 1ato1s of the1r motto Klss 1ng IS Immoral Offenders w1ll be fined fifty dollars wh1ch w1ll go to a1d Dr B117 ton Mye1s Dr Myels IS sea1ch1ng for a S61 um to cure the MOHOHUCl60SlS of M1ss Bebe Cla1k FIOHT the wllds of Wash1ngton has emuged an amazlng person allty M1ss Joanne Radue has been able to Ieplace UNI VAC at Radue Inst1tute of Technology QR I TJ She lS culrently work1ng wlth the noted M1 Tom Marshall whose hobby IS the tabulat 1ng of filter traps MISSIONARY SERIOUSLY BITTEN NOTED ENGI NEER TO THE RESCUE Tll lllJl.lClxtUO The well lowed llllSSl0Il211V Betsy Holmes has been conve1t1ng heathen cassowaues fOl the past five WQHIS last week howeve1 one cassowa1y had the gall to d1ffe1 YYltl'l NIISS Holmes on he1 1nte1p1etat1on of thc sto1y of Noahs A1k He 1n slsted lt was not a dove who dese1ved he honols but a cassowa1,f He became 1n d1gnant at MISS Holmes 1gnorance and plomptly b1t he1 M1 E1tu11zc11 hearlng a d1st1ess s1gnal 1mmed1ate1y bullt a g1ant expans1on b11dge and rushed to the 1es cue Th1s actlon reHects h1s talent as an engmeer h1s leputatlon as a gallante and hlS aVld adhe1ence to the phllosophy of J1m Dandy CRO WD WITNESSES SECOND SEIGE Yestelday a throng of spectato1s saw a sto1m1ng of the Bastllle M1 Petco Hoov Cl has spent the last fou1 years maklng an 1nt11cate model of the Bastllle The completed model was thlee 1nches hlgh It seems just as Hoove1 was puttlng the fmal cha1n on the last p11sone1 s a1m he was SClZ9d w1th a passlon for f1eedom and con ducted a personal Selge of h1s own on the three 1nch model FASHIONS IN THE NEWS Renowned model Elame Marloue has left her Job NV1l',l1 Elghteen magaz1ne She IS planmng a Back to Natule movement and feels that It IS r1d1culous to 1n fluence people to buy clothes Mzss Dzane Davzs newest find 1n fash1on des1gn1ng presented her Fall Fash1ons at a small show last mght M1ss Dav1s determlned to outdo D1or has paralleled h1s A l1ne fash1ons Wlth her fabulous M l1ne dresses and her gentle U l1ne neck lmes Lolols too seem to be ca11y1ng out th1s llteral tone P gleen Yne gold and C re ENTERTAINMENT NOTES MQLIO SllVQl lYl2.l6 s latest 1elease The Gcmge Lady Sto1y lS due to open w1th1n the week Th1s f1lm tells the l1fe sto1y of that noted plamst and band leader Hlgh spots 1n the plctule ale h1s 11st to fame as leade1 of the Downbeats h1s memor able band concert at the Bayou and the subsequent demand f1OIll the Gold 'Slug get fol h1s band Sta1 11ng1n the StO1y IS that matl nee ldfll of m1ll1ons A Skzp Weldon M S M had some d1fTiculty gettlng Weldon who was Just flmshlng Ogle and Boys and fJl1lS fOl Th11t1eth Century VVolf Among the songs wh1ch ale featuled 1n the film lS a new one Porter Stleet Blues wh1ch L1ttle Suszr S5 OO ILIIIHIICIS noted song,st1ess wnote espccmllv for the show The SlCl9llL1!IlS Klng of Blueglass Dzclt Stone 11ved last n1ght wlth h1s tll0 f0l a two week stay at the Admual C 1111 D1ck h1st be came famous when a talent scout OVGlh93ld h1m playlng 'VIounta1n Dew at a SGHIOI class palty ATTENTION STAR LOVERS D1 Vngmza Westphal and D1 Rzchanl Stemhmdt have Just announced a new formu la fo1 countmg the stals It states that one should l1e on hlS back start countlng at the left 1n the sky proceed to the m1ddle and mult1ply by two Dr Ste1nhardt lS busy mak1ng a map of the solar system wh1ch w1ll ln clude all sta1s even those not yet dlSCOV918d To make the map he has one la1ge sheet of blank paper wh1ch he lS coveung w1th pencll dots Hl J ETEHSUH FOR SALE ADS BRING QUICK nesuns If X A11 Ill I U X v---'Q 442251: MRS ZELDA ZORCHKIN WRITES I SOLD MY OLD WORN OUT DOUBLE UN DERHANDED BI POLAR DORFUS ONE HOUR AFTER MY M J P AD APPEARED CALL M. 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