Shorter College - Argo Yearbook (Rome, GA)

Page 28 text:

VIRGINIA BUTLER Here is the lady of laces. Diamonds and feminine graces; Sighing for a Thela pin , — Declaring, flirting is a sin. Large portraits bedeck her walls; She has numerous telephone calls; . etters and post cards flood the mail, Hasten to bid on this bargain salel There are Jack, and Jerry, and Jim, Eager suitors, her hand to win! For such a maid to walk by his side. Any man might well be satisfied. So here she sits with this pleading: Oh take me without further reading! ' But this one answer must still abide Oh, dear me! I will never decide. So here she sits with this pleading: Oh ta e me without further reading! '

Page 27 text:

: :. SENIOR BARGAIN SALE In the month of June, when the roses bloom. Then it IS that lads and lasses male; But the College can ' t always find the groom. Just suited to a sweet girl graduate. From all the schools in all the lands: From the North, the East, the South, the West, ' The Seniors are ushered out in bands. Each college thinking theirs the best. Girls, you know, are but a store of sales Where men walk in and buy a wife. And, unless a special price prevails. Some left unsold will lead a single life. To be sure that our girls will all be sold, I am offering a special bargain pnce. Here ' s the place to get the worth of your gold — Dainty goods! Guaranteed fresh and nice! Gk« ..v So here ' s to the sale: g P5 . TTC- ■

Page 29 text:

?4 OLIVE CUMMINGS Here is Olive! Is she dense? No; she ' s filled wilh common sense- Sense that prohibits vain show. Her one answer ' s: I on ' t know. That which takes most of her time Is along the finance line; For she ' s kept the money straight In ihe class, since 1903. If you want to know the news. Give to this girl all her dues; Then she ' ll keep vou well supplied With the gossip — fresh or dried. Olive ' s gay and full of fun; He who buys her for a ' chum Will have one of truest kind. — EjicellenI — yea, superfine. Thai vhich lal(ti mosl of her time li along the finance line. '