Shiocton High School - Shioc Yearbook (Shiocton, WI)

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THE SHIOC F. R. Greenwalt General Merchandise Custom Milling FLOUR FEED SALT Store Telephone 321 Mill Telephone 132 MA KIC IT OFT Two men went into a restaurant and asked for 'l'u1'lie,i' with Greeve. 'l'he waiter said, I t'an't Serviafl 'llhey said, Fall the I3osphorus. 'Ilhe lzoss said, l hate to Russia, hut you ean't Ruumaniaf' Ilamhley- Privilege isn't everlasting. Millard- No it's I'It'l'lSllllIg.H lla, I will fool those hloodhounds yet, cried the villian, and slipping on a pair of ruhhers, he erased his trat'ks. xlllllgl'-'lxvllllf lwrought you here? Alton- 'l'wo policemen. ,lllLlQt'-Hljfllllli, I suppose P Alton- Yes, both of them. You must isolate the patient. All right doe org where shall we put the . ,,. ll'i' 1 STOLICN SANDXVICIIES Ile wandered o'er the land, Ile went into the garden, The moon was shining brightly 'And'l1Fl1elCHieT little shrrwh ffff I held her little shawl, Ilow fast the evening Hes. Ile spoke in tones of love And gazed into her lunch-basket. I gazed into her lunch-basket, And wished I had a taste. Ilere I sat with my loving darling XVith my arms around her nmhrella. limhraeing her umbrella, 'llhis eharining little miss. Iler eyes were filled with mischief So I slylj' stole a sztndwitth. P. A. SIELAFF - . T T TG TETNETRXLT T T HARD WA RE AGENCY FOR FORD CARS, TRUCKS and TRACTORS LINCOLN CARS , ,L -J L Page Sixty-tfwo

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THE SHIOC For A Complete Line OF Young Mens' Clothing and Furnishing CALL AT THE CONTINENTAL APPLETON, WISCONSIN The Home of Hart, Schaffner 81 Marx Clothes l XVhy is il man like a kerosene lamp? Miss Meredith-- 'l'he results of the Revo- lieeunse he isn't especially hright. lntion of 1688 l1866l. lle is often turned down. Millard- You'x'e got your dates mixed. Ii5llllllj' smokes. Miss Nlerdith- 'l'hat's how well I FCIIICIU- Goes ont at night. her dates..'.'. . . . Alton'j So fll1lIiS why von never got 'I-RADEGY '1 man. They sat on the steps at midnight, High School days lint her love was not to his taste, llaxe their delights, For his reach was just 32 illCllt'S, lint they ean't Come np NVhile hers was a 42 waist. 'l'o the lligh St-hool nights. They tell me that Mr. Kozelka had quite QJNIQ EVERY MlNI7'I'IQ ll serap with his wife last night. . XVhat was wrong with him?'l Dorotlw Ci.- Oli, sir, eateh that man. He f-I didn-t mari-- Wllltffl ff' his me-U Liquor, do you suppose ? Pedestrian- 'l'hat's all right. 'l'here'll he No, she lieked him. mother one along in :1 minute. Louise S.- Now, what are you stopping Xvalntede-An areoplane to take me to New fm an .ondon whenever I ehoose to go.-lidna Mae Blll S-- IW llm UU' l'9f1fl'lH9-H liown. Louise- XVell, yon're honest at least! Most of them tell me, theyre out of gas. Page Sixly-one

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THE SHIOC The Barber Shop R. B. BRUYETTE, Proprietor Gpuglwb 'UZ 4 'QW7 x wry ol I En Ulhv Svvninrz mv take Ihr nppnrtuuitg nf thank- ing gnu fur gnur aplvnhih patrnnagr. Igmnit un In vxtvuh nur hwt nuinhva fur gnur futurr. Sviurvrrlg, Q'La1'tm' - Banana P18 I