Shiocton High School - Shioc Yearbook (Shiocton, WI)

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-i --------- '-'1- 'r an SHIOC----V ----- lfarl- I answered an ad in the paper yesterday for a tall handsome young manfl VVard- Did you get the job ? - lfarlw- No, I wasn't tall enoughf' 'l'eacher-J'YVhat is an income tax ? Robert A.-'WVhen one sits on a tack. 'lieacher- 1 don't think you get the point. Robertf'fYou doult get the point, you feel it.', lllary- Say that's a nice collar you've got on. l'll bet I know where you got it. Ruth- VVhere ? lllary- Arou ud you r neckf' CARD OF THANKS XVe wish to express our thanks to the lower classmen for their sincere good will and aid, which we didn't get, in making the Annual a success. H IAXVAT H A Through the Shredded NVheat they wandered- l3y the shores of Cuticura, liy the sparkling Pluto YVater, Lived a prophylatic Chiclet-- Danderine, fair liuiclfs daughter. She was loved by Instant Postumg Son of Sunkist and Yictrola, Heir apparent to the lllazdag Of the tribe of Coca-Cola, ' 'fLovely little VVrigley Chicletl' VVere the Fairy words of Postum. No Pyrene can quench the fire, Nor an Aspirin still the heartacheg Of my Prestolite desire, Let us marry little Djer-Kiss'l- Hy the side of the running water Undisturbed by mother-in-law XVL- will live then, on and on. CLIFTON DOES A I,1'1 l'LIC PRACTICAL ARITHMIC'1'IC The following note was brought to school by lClifton's friend: Dear fllr. Kozelkaz- Please ixcus my Clifton today. He won't come to skule because he is acting as timekeeper for his father, and it is your fault. U gave him an ixample if a field is 6 lmiles around how long will it take a man walking 3yQ miles an hour to walk 221 times around it. Clifton ain't a man so we had to send his father. They went early this morning and father will walk around the field and Clifton will time him, but pleas donft give my boy such ixamples again, because my husband must go to work every day to support his family. Page Fifty-nine

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THE SHIOC For A Complete Line OF Young Mens' Clothing and Furnishing CALL AT THE CONTINENTAL APPLETON, WISCONSIN The Home of Hart, Schaffner 81 Marx Clothes l XVhy is il man like a kerosene lamp? Miss Meredith-- 'l'he results of the Revo- lieeunse he isn't especially hright. lntion of 1688 l1866l. lle is often turned down. Millard- You'x'e got your dates mixed. Ii5llllllj' smokes. Miss Nlerdith- 'l'hat's how well I FCIIICIU- Goes ont at night. her dates..'.'. . . . Alton'j So fll1lIiS why von never got 'I-RADEGY '1 man. They sat on the steps at midnight, High School days lint her love was not to his taste, llaxe their delights, For his reach was just 32 illCllt'S, lint they ean't Come np NVhile hers was a 42 waist. 'l'o the lligh St-hool nights. They tell me that Mr. Kozelka had quite QJNIQ EVERY MlNI7'I'IQ ll serap with his wife last night. . XVhat was wrong with him?'l Dorotlw Ci.- Oli, sir, eateh that man. He f-I didn-t mari-- Wllltffl ff' his me-U Liquor, do you suppose ? Pedestrian- 'l'hat's all right. 'l'here'll he No, she lieked him. mother one along in :1 minute. Louise S.- Now, what are you stopping Xvalntede-An areoplane to take me to New fm an .ondon whenever I ehoose to go.-lidna Mae Blll S-- IW llm UU' l'9f1fl'lH9-H liown. Louise- XVell, yon're honest at least! Most of them tell me, theyre out of gas. Page Sixly-one