Shiocton High School - Shioc Yearbook (Shiocton, WI)

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- ------- I-are .ie 'rx-In snloc - -- -I--My----.--W-.- The Joker A71 ounce of lflllflllfff is worth Il jwzuzrl of 0101. SICNIOR ADVICE TO THIS CLASS OF '26 Ivlembers of the class of 1926-VVe all expect to graduate and we are sure you expect to also, let us give you the key of How to become a Senior. l. Tear into the main room three or four minutes late to cause a sensation, you will appear much busier if you do. 2. Never wait until your row passes, but rush out like a Ifreshman. 3. Stop at the fountain to drink and be sure it is between classes. -l. Ignore the existence of teachers. 'Ilhey don't care to have you notiee them. 5. If the teacher calls your name, smile. The teacher will think you are cute. . Talk to your neighbor, when you do not feel like working. 6 7. During pleasant weather skip school at least once a week. Itls good for the health. S. Never attend a Senior class meetingg that isn't what the president calls them for. Hambley Qin main roomj- VVhatys the matter, Tom, havenyt you anything to YY do? 'llom-- Uh, I'm just resting up for the next elassfl VVISI2 CRACKS lfvery man should have something to fall back on even if its only a featherbed. Don't dance cheek to cheek, for it may leave a false impression. llany a flame is started by the flicker of an eyelid. As ye sew, so shall ye rip. Class, said IXIiss lleredith, I want you all to be as quiet as you can be, so quiet that you Can hear a pin dropf' Silence was golden. Small lfreshmanys voice in rear of room+'ll,et 'er dropf' 7 viii Ruth S,1lil,dQ11j1 likeritq drive with you. Your drivingisioo Ecklcfs. Clinton Black- Yes, we've had some tight squeezes haven't we ?H VVIQ VVONDER NVH Y? Iwanley never smiles on IX'Ionday mornings. Cleora never comes to school. lVIillard is studying so hard lately. Ivlildred Hraatz talks so much. Louise is not staying in town. Yvanted-A girl to satisfy my heart's desire. Anyone may apply.-Norman I vant some pepper. VVhat kind, please-Cayenne, black or white ?,' Na, I vant writing pepperf, Page Fifty-right

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-i --------- '-'1- 'r an SHIOC----V ----- lfarl- I answered an ad in the paper yesterday for a tall handsome young manfl VVard- Did you get the job ? - lfarlw- No, I wasn't tall enoughf' 'l'eacher-J'YVhat is an income tax ? Robert A.-'WVhen one sits on a tack. 'lieacher- 1 don't think you get the point. Robertf'fYou doult get the point, you feel it.', lllary- Say that's a nice collar you've got on. l'll bet I know where you got it. Ruth- VVhere ? lllary- Arou ud you r neckf' CARD OF THANKS XVe wish to express our thanks to the lower classmen for their sincere good will and aid, which we didn't get, in making the Annual a success. H IAXVAT H A Through the Shredded NVheat they wandered- l3y the shores of Cuticura, liy the sparkling Pluto YVater, Lived a prophylatic Chiclet-- Danderine, fair liuiclfs daughter. She was loved by Instant Postumg Son of Sunkist and Yictrola, Heir apparent to the lllazdag Of the tribe of Coca-Cola, ' 'fLovely little VVrigley Chicletl' VVere the Fairy words of Postum. No Pyrene can quench the fire, Nor an Aspirin still the heartacheg Of my Prestolite desire, Let us marry little Djer-Kiss'l- Hy the side of the running water Undisturbed by mother-in-law XVL- will live then, on and on. CLIFTON DOES A I,1'1 l'LIC PRACTICAL ARITHMIC'1'IC The following note was brought to school by lClifton's friend: Dear fllr. Kozelkaz- Please ixcus my Clifton today. He won't come to skule because he is acting as timekeeper for his father, and it is your fault. U gave him an ixample if a field is 6 lmiles around how long will it take a man walking 3yQ miles an hour to walk 221 times around it. Clifton ain't a man so we had to send his father. They went early this morning and father will walk around the field and Clifton will time him, but pleas donft give my boy such ixamples again, because my husband must go to work every day to support his family. Page Fifty-nine