Shiloh High School - Periscope Yearbook (Shiloh, OH)

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Our time was about up and we left for the airport. When we got there, the plane wasn't going to leave for an hour so I told my wife to watch the kids and I would be back in plenty of time before the plane took off. While wandering around the field, I saw a beauty shop for men. I needed a little fresh-up so I went in. Not noticing the person behind the chair I asked for a shave and a haircut. The bar- ber started rubbing my face with some shaving lotion, I thought, Boy! are his hands ever soft! Why they are just like a woman's hands! I looked up and saw MARILYN BAIRD putting the razor away I asked her how in the dickens she ever got into the barbering busine F, and how about the man she had in Shiloh a few years ago. Marilyn said that she caught him stepping out on her. She was definitely through with men except on a money making basis. I heard a plane warming up and I told Marilyn good bye and that it was great to see her and the rest of the girls and boys that I went to school with years ago. As Iboarded the plane, I felt like a million dollars. We settled back contentedly and flew back to our palatial mansion in the heart of New York City. I f 67,35

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When I asked Bob how 1n the world he could have drowned on the farm where there wasn t even a small stream gomg across 1t he explamed that he was trymg to d1scover a way to make cows g1ve more mxlk One partxcular morn1ng he de clded to try all of h1s mventlons on the cows at once then he turned on the radio It so happened that the program was the Hour of Contented Cow s Mus1c The cows just couldn t hold back and w1th all the sprgots open they gave so much mxlk that It flooded the barn floor He sl1pped and fell and was knocked cold When the rulk got so h1ght he floated out the wmdow h1s dad p1cked h1m up and took 'nm 1nto the house To shut the cows off they had to turn off the electr1c1ty I told Bob that lt was just too bad that he had to turn on the rad1o I w1shed h1m luck and sa1d goodbye I had to be on my way to fmd the rest of my classmates before I left for New York When I got 1nto Shrloh It was 4 30 and qurttmg txme for the factorles around the town I saw DOROTHY DENT walkmg up the street wearmg a b1g pa1r of overalls She mformed me that she just got off work at the Gas P1pe Factory and that she was makmg good money weldmg the plpes together Dorothy sa1d that our old classmate DOROTHY SHAW was workmg ln the mmt 1n Washmgton D C and was workmg w1th more money than any of us had ever seen She was tearmg S100 b1lls apart from a b1g sheet and was havzng a great tzme just feelmng the fxlthy stuff There was a new bu1ld1ng go1ng up across the street from us EUGENE MITCHELL was the straw boss of a crew of thlrty men He was makmg them work very hard and g1v1ng them ratrons of bread and water for thelr eats Eugene sazd that thxs was cheaper for the company and that for every penny he saved the com pany he would get to keep half of it The next week they were start1ng 12 hour days and a n1ght shmft for the same bunch of men Eugene sa1d that he was at the Sh11oh Speed Way last Sunday when GERALD ALFERY had h1s wreck and broke both legs lost four teeth and suffered a dlslocated ear However our old school chum DELLA LASER was the nurse and Gerald was lmprovlng under her tender Care I saw a few posters around town advertlsmg a new kmd of underwear and I re member HOWARD WORRELL S say1ng that when he was out of school he was go mg to qu1t farmmg and go mto the manufacturmg bus1ness Although he went bank rupt several trmes Howard had found a way to make money at last He went 1nto the underwear busmess wmth two of h1s classmates and they were do1ng a very good busmess together He h1red MARLENE RUSSELL to do most of the f1nanc1a1 work for the company he also h1red MARY SEAMAN to do the modelmg for the company Mary didn t l1ke It at f1rst because xt was so cold m the room where she modeled for the women who came ln to buy all sorts of underwear n1ght gowns house dresses and other thmgs too numerous to ment1on Howard gave some of the success of the buslness to these two helpers and of course takes qulte a l1ttle of lt for hxmself for h1r1ng them Howard also h1red Marlene as h1s d1shwasher n1ght watchman ma1d and dog walker Marlene thought of a l1ttle romance but of course Howard wanted to keep It on a strlctly busmess basxs Z1 ' . . . . I . . - Q . ll D ' ll . . , . . . 1 . . . . , . . n . . . . I , , A . , . . - , I . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . .i...m...i. . . . . 1 - 1 - 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . - . . . . 1 1 - 1 ,- ' . ' .. , . . . . . . . ' - . ' , 1 . . . , , . . ' ' , . , . . . . . ' A 1 1 . . . I I ' 1 1 1 - , 1 .

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Class W1ll We the Senior Class of Shiloh Hmgh School, havmg at this tlme full control of a mental powers do make this our last w11l and testament revoklng and annulling a other wills heretofore made by us e1ther in word or 1n wrltmg As the end of our four years of hzgh school life draws to a close we come more and more to real1z.e that we have accumulated worldly goods wh1ch should be be queathed to our fnends and future graduates ARTICLE I To the Faculty we leave ARTICLE II jumors we leave a year of naxl polish for 1951 52 o e Sophomores we leave our old excuses and our ways w1th the teachers e Freshmen we leave some of our f1end1sh nature for 1n1t1at1on ideas he Future Freshmen we leave our deepest sympathy ARTICLE 1nd1v1duals we leave the followmg to the fortunate undergraduates Gary Alfrey leaves h1s Chevy to anyone who can afford the gas to run the thing Mar1lyn Baxrd leaves her petxteness to Nadme Laser Delorls Cantrell leaves George Oh no she doesn t Robert Clark leaves h1s drawlng to Dlck Garrett Anna Hamman leaves her cheerleadmg to janet Russell Bud Jacobs leaves h1s loafmg ab1l1ty to Lester Shephard Della Laser leaves her g1ggles to Martha Porter Iona M1ll1on leaves her blonde ha1r to jean Hamman Eugene M1tchell leaves h1s th1rteen years of school to Elsle Dlck Marlene Russell leaves her books to anyone who has the ab1l1ty to carry them Mary Seaman leaves her extra paper supply and one extra penc1l to Tom M1ller Dorothy Shaw leaves her he1ght to jack Bard Charles Wallace leaves h1s great p1tch1ng ab1l1ty to Kathy M1ller Howard Worrell leaves h1s drums to Foster Leaply Dav1d Wxtchxe leaves h1s ab111ty to arr1ve to school on tune to Buster Roberts Dorothy Dent leave In wltness whereof we have set our hands and seal th1s slxteenth day of May 1n the year of our Lord One Thousand N1ne Hundred and Flfty One CLASS MOTTO Where There s A W1ll There s A Way CLASS COLORS Whlte and Gold CLASS FLOWER Yellow Carnatxons QM-If ,QMIG 11 , . . . Il ' ' ' ' . To 1 .e ' ' - . T th ' , To th . . . . . . . ' To t . III: AS . . . . Z