Shields High School - Patriot Yearbook (Seymour, IN)

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COMMENCEMENT NUMBER TBE Ora says Mr. Kamman hasn’t the German feeling. vonder how she knows. On account of the most urgent petition of Blaine, we have promised not to put anything in the “Patriot” concerning him in certain stated relations. Edna D. is trying to decide which is best, to love one and hate the rest, or to hate the one and love all the rest. PiAvTeR 2G: 1 Page Twenty-eight Oh! Luella, why did you remain at Galbraith’s after your friends had departed? Mr. Kamman—‘“Ethel, tell about the engagement.” Ethel—‘“‘Why, I-er-I haven’t any.” The information has just come to light, that Browning has written a new poem entitled ‘‘Sapolio.”

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ie rer eeyse - i i iy eee » Ya iy SARI A. Nr Page Twenty-seven T H E Upon being reproved by the Republican editor for not returning more promptly from his paper route, Merrill released himself from the difficulty by saying, ‘“‘Well, you know that Kathryne stays at Aunt Pate’s now.” Mr. Edwards says his Teachers’ Institute lasted four days—but get wise, the last two days of his Institute were held at Deputy. Mr. Edwards promised the Seniors a talk before the close of school. Has he forgotten? Lora and Pansy! How odd that sounds! Pansy and Jewell! Odder still! But oddest of all that I can tell—Kennie and Ophia ! ! Mr. Donaker (in Senior History)—That proposition is as long as it is short. And Louis N. says that must be the way with him. Helen G. decided that she didn’t care for chickens and eggs, but did love to read the evening news. Wonder why? ¢ Our advise to you, Mr. Edwards, is to wait to see the comet until it appears in the evening, for getting up at 4:00 in the morn- ing has too bad an effect. Julius says that he could have made a better recitation in Latin when his mother visited his class, had he not been afraid that she would think him too smart to go to school. Mr. E.—It is easier to rationalize a problem than a person. (Wonder how he knows.) Roy H.—Miss Davison has a sure cure for stoop shoulders. I know cause I have been there. Margaret and Lucile are the headlights And shine all through the class; Joe and Julius are the foot-lights And always come out last. PATRIOT COMMENCEMENT NUMBER LUCILE’S CONCLUSION Walter is fat; All elephants are fat; Therefore Walter is an elephant. Walter likes sauerkraut, Walter is an elephant. Therefore elephants like sauerkraut. Miss Abel (in Soph Latin)—George, what are you reading so fast for? George L.—Because it says here that Caesar was in a hurry to get over into the territory of the Sugambri. Miss Davison (reading)—“The Faculty sat on the platform.” Leland Hadley—‘Oh, Miss Davison, didn’t they have any chairs?” Mick was questionea by his mother the other day as to how he happened to tear his pants. He being a-very brilliant Latin student answered the louowing: “Mater, darlinibus, rightibus noligntorum, rickety gate post pantaloonstorum. Pneribus kissibus. Sweet pueltorum. Puellibus likibus, Wantie somorum, Matribus hear:bus, Sweetie puellorum. Kickibus pueribus, Out of tne doorum.” His mother said no more. Berkley sat on the desk, His head was in a whirl; His eyes and mouth were full of hair, His arms were filled by a girl. Mr. E. predicts that a comet in the form of a test will hit the Freshmen pretty hard.

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Page Twenty-nine T H E A $100.00 DIAMOND RING Given away. Save your numbers on peanut and popcorn bags. Numbers must be recorded at The Owl Cigar Store. Numbers recorded at the rate of i) one cent each. ' Ring on display at Jackson’s Jew- elry Store. Set to suit either lady or gent. Who will be the Lucky Person? E. M. McELVAIN, Prop. Cash Buyers of Produce | Telephone 11 Stanfield-Carlson Hdw. Co. GASOLINE AUTOS FILLED HERE 106 West Second Street, Seymour, Ind. Hadley Poultry Co. FIRST NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000. SURPLUS $35,000 C. D. BILLINGS, Pres. J. A. ANDREWS, Cashier B. F. SCHNECK, Vice President rear cake l Ork The New Lynn Drug Store No. 6 West Second Street PRESCRIPTION PHARMACY New Store, New Stock, Fresh Drugs Highest Quality, Lowest Prices Courteous Treatment Your Patronage Appreciated Remember the Place COMMENCEMENT NUMBER HOPEWELU’S LIVERY HAIR DRESSING Get your hair dressed, any style, at MRS. E. M. YOUNG’S Beauty Parlor. Shampooing, manicur- ing and massaging. Big assortment of hair switches, corona pads soe cornet braids for dressing the hair in latest styles. —————— | C.R. Hoffman Carpets, Rugs, Shirt Waists, Skirts and Dry Goods