Sheridan High School - Bronc Yearbook (Sheridan, WY)

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 New, Hcisli—1955 Carl Gonder has reached the height of his ambition—to replace the late Huey Long. Josephine Adamy has organized a club called the Gay Unmarried Business Women. Ardith Ames and John Hamilton have received the national award for being the most devoted couple in the United States. Bill Davis is called the eligible bachelor of the season. What? Another questionnaire? Yes, and compiled by Shirley Schultz. Vernon McNair is still deserving of the title “Old Faithful.” Ethel Carroll qualifies as cheer leader for Dudley Browne’s baseball nine. Victoria Telander has settled the question, “Do gentlemen prefer blondes (with bi'ains) ?” Dorothy Kuteher edits a page in “Vogue” on “How to Keep Well Groomed.” Dorothy Stout is starting a course in “Ball”-catching. Miles Fulbright has just published a new book on “Advantages of Being Tall.” Ted Stephenson pantomimes “The Man on the Flying Trapeze,” while Edith Belle Tebbs presents the latest vocal arrangement. Jessie Davidson has just received an appointment as cover designer for the Talbert Art Magazine. Thurlow Doyle will referee next year’s sport event—the Rose Bowl football game. Evalv ;e Young “Kurtz-ies” to the Prince of Wales on his final trip to America. Timothy Kawamoto has published a book, “From High School Debating to the U. S. Senate.” Jimmy Duncan announces the opening of the new National Boot-ery on Breech Street. Edna Carter announces the opening of the Ladies’ Ready-to-Wear Department at the Rust Company. Esther Mabel Brown is taking a position as English teacher in the Hanson College at Matt, Virginia. Bernard Heldt is assuming his new position as head of the Don-avon Debate School at Casper, Wyoming. Phyllis Tinker “Deems” all’s right with the world; so “Deems” Marjorie Hanson. Angelina Booras announces the premier opening of “Handy-Andy Baker and Baker Shop,” Radio City. Roberta Severance has secured the position as caddy to Admiral Dukes, champion navy golfer. Lois Heiman is replacing the retired actress, Greta Garbo. (Ve tank Gi eta’s gone home.) John Ilolstedt, Democrat, vs. Grace McGrew, Republican, for president of the United States. Twenty-one

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To MARJORIE THOMAS we leave a pair of collar buttons to make herself some dimples. To HELEN BUMBACA we leave a silencer for her speech. To STELLA HOLLY we leave some alumni so she won’t have to rob the cradle. To MARY HILL we leave a bottle of “Growing Pains” so she can grow tall. To EMOGENE MELNECK we leave a candy bar so she won’t have to ask someone else for a bite. To RALPH GREEN we leave a new pair of dancing slippers, so he can continue his marvelous dancing. To BARBARA JOHANSEN we leave a bottle of peroxide so she can keep her hair light. To ALICE ENDICOTT we leave several credits in order that she can graduate with Fat. To NANCY CRANE we leave Joe Kurtz with Merrill Waters’ regards. To BUD PERRY we leave our best regards for the coming year. To JOE KURTZ we leave a parachute so he can come down to earth. To GEORGE PERRY we leave a “Hunter’s outfit.” To ELEANOR MOORE and MARIAN SMALL we leave some furniture so they can start up housekeeping together. To AUDREY MAE PULLIN and MARGARET CHAMPION we leave a corner section of the Big Horn Mountains where they may enjoy open spaces. To EDNA SAMPSON we leave a “Crane” as an ornament. To EILEEN SOPRIS we leave the wish that some day she will be tripping on the stage at Radio City. To JUNE VESTAL we leave a permanent place in the heart of , one of Sheridan’s former popular students. To ESTHER WADE we leave her choice of a Texas Engineer or a Sheridan Senior. To BETTY WEIIR we leave a glimpse into the Metropolitan Opera Company. To MARY WELTER we leave the right to look disarranged for just once. To MARY JANE YATES and BEVERLY RHODES we leave the 50-50 chance for class honors. To ART DODD we leave some of Marvin Tilden’s vitality. To LEONARD STONE we leave this title, “Ladies’ Man.” To NELDA MARKERT we leave the right to any boy she wants. To BOB CARROLL we leave his sister’s popularity. To MAXINE OLSON we leave the first claim to Art. To GERTRUDE WOOD we give the honor of being one of our best natured girls. To WILLIAM ARDEN we leave the title “Slim.” To ALVIN MORIE we leave a place on the football team of 1935. To JUNIOR PETERS we leave a few more Fridays so he can have the car to take his friends home. -4- Twenty

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Billy Steff-en-fetch-it announces premier opening of the play, “A Cup a’ Coffee, a Sandwich, and You,” arranged from the opera “Aida.” Elaine Hunter is responsible for the effective make-up of George Perry in his latest production, “Let George Do It.” Eileen Dean has just opened a “D. D.” (Dizzy Dean) Cooking-School on how to bake cakes made from Heldt Cake Flour. Ina Wulff says, “Who's afraid of the big bad wolf; we can ‘Pay’n Takit’.” George Gwinn is starting a syndicate on “Topics for Talks for High School Principals.” Fred Agee grins for Colgate’s Dental Cream advertisements. Alice Des Jarlais sings for records for music appreciation in rural schools. Jack Hufford has just been awarded the trophy for the world’s ping pong championship. Tom Close, by yodeling, becomes the “Ladies’ Latest Heart Throb.” Edith Moss is still meditating on which it shall be, the professional dancer or the business man. Fred Wake-s to find himself the world’s greatest orator on child welfare. Loren Butler and Albert Robinson have become America’s speed demons (in typing). Nellie Norcross is the newly appointed manager of the new million dollar Fox-Lotus in Sheridan. Mary Margaret Hall has a life position as “general advisor” to Jack Russell. Marvin Tilden is professor of the new course, “Contradictorology.” Bruce Knight is partner in the Edwards “Knight” School. Lois Collins and Ruby Kirk have just renewed their copyright on their song hit, “I’m for You, You’re for Me.” August Moncini crashes in as member of the American all-star team. Robert Arrison has taken up his duties as president of the Western Oil Corporation. Robert Polly is now owner of the beauty shop formerly owned and operated by the Wade Sisters. Osceola Andrews breaks into Sheridan faculty as instructor of dramatics. Doris Starkey has recently been appointed secretary to the governor of the State of Wyoming. Mae Kitchell has been appointed representative of the Cats’ Hospitals in Zonzibar. Forest Bird has been made manager of the Men's Store of Sheridan, Wyoming. Billy Woodhead breaks Walter Winchell’s speed record. Doris Workman is now the world’s famous novelist and short story writer. Glessie Bolling has recently taken over the position as Superintendent of Public Schools. Twcn ty-two