Sheridan High School - Bronc Yearbook (Sheridan, WY)

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28 THE OCKSHEPERIDA To Emma Rose we give this horn, that she may lie able to attract more attention. To Everett Shores we give this girl, for him to take to the next commission dance. Walter McGoogan can't get a date, so we t x k pity on him and got this package of “dates’’ for him. Helen Taffner has one idol, and that is “Jeff” of “Mutt and Jeff” fame, so we give her this statue of him. Louise Dalke and Bertha Mayland will have to go fifty-fifty on these wienes, the remnants of a German dachshund. Lastly, a few of the Seniors were given graduation presents by the Juniors. ith Gerald Duncan, as toastmaster, equal to the occasion at all times, everything passed merrily to the end.

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THE OCKSHEPERIDA 27 for no artist can paint a woman like she can paint herself. To Lelius Zander we give this song, “My Own Marie. 'This joke has no point to it. but to Eleanora Jensen we give this “liar Bird.” To Hollis McBride we give this Doyle’ (doily.) To Gertrude Andress we give this “Dutch Cleanser,’ that die may he aided in her chase of “S] ec hedon. Paul Kendall is always on the war path, so we give him this war bonnet. To Johnnie Jensen, the big noise of the Junior class, we give this drum. To Gerald Duncan we give this sleeping cap, that his silken locks may not be mussed up. Harold Masters has everything in the tailoring line but a sewing machine, so we present him with this one. We tried to make it match his sewing cabinet. Donald Garbutt has taken music for three years, but this tune, “spittoon,” is the only one lie knows. Alice Sturdevant has the “Teddy’ teeth, but lacks the “Big Stick.” so we have supplied the missing link. To Charles Gettys. the infant of the class, we give this “babyhood.” that he may keep his ears warm next winter. Marvilla Gettys wins the Senior scholarship, so we take pleasure in presenting her with this roll of “wallpaper. To Florence Frazier we give this wig. for we understand that she is on the verge of baldness. To William Birchby. the modest one. we give this battery to shock his modesty. To Bernice Logan, who aspires to become a second Annette Kellerman. we give these “water wings.” Earl Evans is afraid to go home in the dark, so we give him this “lantern.” Arden Godwin has that babyish trick of slobberinfi. so we give him this bib. Gladys Hasbrouck has such a “catty” disposition, we give her this catnip, that she may remain as “catty” as ever. Mora Johnson’s chemistry grade is constantly falling down. s we give her these suspenders, that they may help her to hold them up. The Indians stole Eva Kearney’s dog, so we give her this one. We understand that Beta Ridlev intends Incoming a missionary, so we give her this cannibal to practice on. To John Clare Robbins we give this German pony, that it mav aid him to ride through his study of German. Myra Yager talks too much—such girls are dangerous— so we give her this stopper.

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