Sheridan High School - Bronc Yearbook (Sheridan, WY)

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THE OCKSHEPERIDA 9 President’s stenographer and Grace Daly pipe)) up. Oh. by the way. did von say he was married?” Miss Johnson—“How do you think Iadv Macbeth said, ‘My Husband’? I,. V.—“Just like you said it.” Miss Johnson (blushing)—“Oh. really, 1 haven’t had any experience in that line.” Mr. F. thinks we act like a primary class. Xo wonder, mental telepathy— too much primary teacher. Sophomore Class Notes By Anna Barker and Gladys Hasbrouck The cows are in the meadow. The sheep are in the grass, Put all the geese that we can see Are in the Freshman class. Miss Koclien—“Frances Bezold and the rest of the girls may take the third topic.” Miss Cooper—“The main features of Ichabod were his lankiness and awkwardness, which generally go together.” Dick—“Xo. he was awkward because he was in love.” Miss Furr- “What are the phalanges ?” Paul—-“They are people who live on an island i:i the Mediterranean.” A remark heard in the hall from a Freshman girl—“Charles Gettys is little, but, oh, my!” Several Sophomores “cut” school the Friday before Christmas and they all reported having a good time. But what about the “after effects? Miss Cooper (in English)—“From where I am standing I can see a little house on the hill. Charles Gettys—“I want to see it. Miss Cooper—“There is no use of you trying to see it; sit down. We hear several of the girls admiring Jay’s new |X)mpadour. We wonder if Santa Claus brought it. Harriet Dana and Ruth Brooks sj ent the Christmas vacation at Dana ranch near Pbrkman. ! Ethel Williams and Alice Sturdevaut went to their homes on Piney f -Christmas. Professor Hawkes recently taught the “tango in geometry class. Old Santa generally visits Freshmen only, but this year he brought sever d Sophomore boys new pompadours.

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8 THE OCKSHEPERIDA ber 18th to have one of the “Boston Red Sox” in their midst. Elsie Spear spent a jolly week n Omaha and arirved home just in time to act as bridesmaid at the Carroll Ferris wedding. Florence Williams spent the holidays on her father’s ranch at Ulm. (By Orell Freeman, ’15) Lost Time. For days and days she touched no food, Did Susie Suffragette, And then she asked her prisoi guards, Have they granted suffrageyet?” hen he answered “Yes,” you fihould have seen The way that Suffragette! —Fun. Miss Johnson has just finished a mas--ive volume on the “Love Affairs of Beautiful Daughters of History”—She seems to have left out completely the “Chic-episode.” gifts from Santa to Juniors: To Angela—A Pet Dragon, or Grit-fen (Species not certain ). To Anna and Alfred—One Mackinaw Coat. (Two would have been one too many on the ice). To Everton Cope—One personal fire insurance policy. (So he can safelv light matches in lab). To Ruby—A Beau who never gets angry. To Marjorie B.—A ton of cold cxeam so the reflections from her hair won’t permanently injure her complexion. Some very appropriate Christmas Mr. Miller was speaking of the

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10 THE OCKSHEPERIDA (By Frederica Buell, Hazel Cossitt and Charles Rose). The Freshman, like the rest of the classes, are exceedingly sorry that Miss Furr has had to give up her work in High School. A number of the Freshman have called on her at the hospital. Hallie Moore spent her Christmas vacation in Macon, Mo. By this newly acquired knowledge of Algebra, Clarie Mills has proven Miss Johnson’s age. Ask him what lie found. William Anderson has become jealous of Manville’s skill as a poet and has himself handed in some poetry. Here is a sample of his work: There was a young maid from Fall River, Who went to town to purchase some liver: She went to a show and blew all the dough, Now her parents will never forgi'v her. Also this: There was a young man named Cow Mooer Met a girl and thought he know her. He lifted his hat and she gave him a bat And he lit on his ear in the sewer. A Latin Match was held between and B sections of the Latin class aftet school one evening. The B section won. Mr. Miller took his Commercial Geography class on an interurban trip to the mines at Acme. Every one who went reported having an excellent time. Jt - Harry—“Why do you always comb you hair. Leonard?” Leonard—“Miss Kochen doesn’t like boys who don’t comb their hair.”