Sheridan High School - Bronc Yearbook (Sheridan, WY)

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8 THE OCKSHEPERIDA ber 18th to have one of the “Boston Red Sox” in their midst. Elsie Spear spent a jolly week n Omaha and arirved home just in time to act as bridesmaid at the Carroll Ferris wedding. Florence Williams spent the holidays on her father’s ranch at Ulm. (By Orell Freeman, ’15) Lost Time. For days and days she touched no food, Did Susie Suffragette, And then she asked her prisoi guards, Have they granted suffrageyet?” hen he answered “Yes,” you fihould have seen The way that Suffragette! —Fun. Miss Johnson has just finished a mas--ive volume on the “Love Affairs of Beautiful Daughters of History”—She seems to have left out completely the “Chic-episode.” gifts from Santa to Juniors: To Angela—A Pet Dragon, or Grit-fen (Species not certain ). To Anna and Alfred—One Mackinaw Coat. (Two would have been one too many on the ice). To Everton Cope—One personal fire insurance policy. (So he can safelv light matches in lab). To Ruby—A Beau who never gets angry. To Marjorie B.—A ton of cold cxeam so the reflections from her hair won’t permanently injure her complexion. Some very appropriate Christmas Mr. Miller was speaking of the

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THE OGKSHEPER1DA 7 December 17 Due to the fact that Mr. Forsythe was skating last night, all his classes have tests today. December 18 Mr. Miller is called home on account of illness of his son. December 19 A large number of S. H. pupils decide that it is time for vacation Friday roon. January 5 A large number of pupils are making up time. January 6 Mrs. Griffith takes Miss Furr’s place and is liked by all. January 7 Miss Johnson delivers a very interesting lecture on Switzerland. January 8 Miss Cooper discusses Professor ( ?) Norwood's stage English. She says it would hypnotize anyone. January 9 Minnie falls at the feet of Longfellow. Senior Class Notes By Fern V. Abel. Alger, stop flirting with that Sophomore girl. Oh. girls! You’d blush, too, If he smiled at you. For he’s so pictur-es-que— And his hair, you know. Is twixt gold and snow. And. oh! his dear eyes so blue! Now who under the sun Is causing such fun? And what is the world coming to' Ora May (Explaining in Hamlet) — “For the love of God. stop him! Beatrice Dana spent her vacation on a ranch and reports a jolly time. Well. Seniors, this is the beginning of our last year. And. say, we're, glad, but we're sorry, too. Grace D.—“O. my! I went skating vesterday and I can’t move my arms.’ Earl C.—“What were you doing-t-skating on your arms?” Mr. Miller (in Stenography)—“Did vou see the picture of the President’s stenographer? Grace—“Did you say he was married ?” Charles H. has been sick for some time, and the Seniors welcome his jolly face again. • Miss Furr (in Latin)—“What is the meaning of the word equinox? Bright Pupil—“That’s when some planet passes between the sun and the earth causing darkness.” Seniors were delighted on Decent-

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THE OCKSHEPERIDA 9 President’s stenographer and Grace Daly pipe)) up. Oh. by the way. did von say he was married?” Miss Johnson—“How do you think Iadv Macbeth said, ‘My Husband’? I,. V.—“Just like you said it.” Miss Johnson (blushing)—“Oh. really, 1 haven’t had any experience in that line.” Mr. F. thinks we act like a primary class. Xo wonder, mental telepathy— too much primary teacher. Sophomore Class Notes By Anna Barker and Gladys Hasbrouck The cows are in the meadow. The sheep are in the grass, Put all the geese that we can see Are in the Freshman class. Miss Koclien—“Frances Bezold and the rest of the girls may take the third topic.” Miss Cooper—“The main features of Ichabod were his lankiness and awkwardness, which generally go together.” Dick—“Xo. he was awkward because he was in love.” Miss Furr- “What are the phalanges ?” Paul—-“They are people who live on an island i:i the Mediterranean.” A remark heard in the hall from a Freshman girl—“Charles Gettys is little, but, oh, my!” Several Sophomores “cut” school the Friday before Christmas and they all reported having a good time. But what about the “after effects? Miss Cooper (in English)—“From where I am standing I can see a little house on the hill. Charles Gettys—“I want to see it. Miss Cooper—“There is no use of you trying to see it; sit down. We hear several of the girls admiring Jay’s new |X)mpadour. We wonder if Santa Claus brought it. Harriet Dana and Ruth Brooks sj ent the Christmas vacation at Dana ranch near Pbrkman. ! Ethel Williams and Alice Sturdevaut went to their homes on Piney f -Christmas. Professor Hawkes recently taught the “tango in geometry class. Old Santa generally visits Freshmen only, but this year he brought sever d Sophomore boys new pompadours.