Sheridan High School - Bronc Yearbook (Sheridan, WY)

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THE OCKSHEPER1DA 15 I subscriptions! + f + + t f f I + •j. ♦ + + + f •fr + + + + f + Taken for all publications and prompty forwarded to the publishers. We duplicate prices given by all reliable agencies, and many times we make you better prices. Then why give your subscriptions to traveling agents who are unknown to you. Remember we can forward your subscriptions for anything published. Bring us a list of periodicals or papers you desire, and we will name you the lowest price. P. O. BOOK AND NEWS STORE J. C. JACKSON, Prop. •'{‘2 V. Brundage St. • • Phone 137 Black £ + ❖ • GENUINE HOLEPROOF SOX NOW 25 CENTS A PAIR You can now buy a box of six pairs of Hole-proof Sox—formerly $2.00—for $1.05 Those who have always paid 25 cents a pair for inferior sox can now have the best at this price. Holeproof are the original guaranteed sox—the first tnat were sold under a 0 months' guarantee. The makers pay the top market price for theii yarn—they buy only the finest and softest Egyptian and Sea Island cotton. But the top market price is now less than it was, so the makers are now saving you 50 cents on six pairs. You get the same sox as before. Come in and see what Holeproof are like. Judge if you want the genuine. Decide if any other brand is one-half so good. Learn what you save and gain when you wear Holeproof. BENTLEY PETRIE Sheridan, Wyoming •$• • • ❖ ❖ + • •S' •$• ❖ •$• • ❖ •S' •S' ❖ t •$• ❖ •$• + •5- •S' •$• •S' V ❖ •S' • •s- + ❖ •!♦ ❖

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14 THE OOKSHEPERIDA A STATE OF MIND. In the state of Mass There lives a lass 1 love to go N. C. No other Miss. Can ere 1 Wla., Be half so 1 ar to Me. R. I. is blue, And her cheeks the hue Of shells where waters Wash. On h r pink-white phiz. There Xev. Ariz. The least complexion Wash. Loi could 1 win The heart of Minn., I'd ask for nothing more: But I only dream upon the theme And come to think it Ora. Why is it. pray, I cant Ala. This love that makes me 111.? X. Y., O. Wyo., Kan. Nev.-Ver., I Propose to her, my will? I shun the task, T'would be to ask This gentle maid to wed: And so, to prass My suit, I guess Alaska Pa. instead.—Ex. A Boy and Girl. Numquam speak, As they pass by; Non etiam de the weather. To the Scicere Teacher. The following is a poem by Albert Johnstone and Charles Billings to their Science teacher: Miss Alice Venters Has spent many winters Among the hills of old Nebraska. She seems so old. And so very cold. As though she were from far-off Alaska. She's tail and fair, With dark brown hair. And eyes of a darker hue, But the way she can look, And still read a book. is a mystery to me and you. But this I know. And know for sure. That of all I know, I know more truer. To the good old hills of Nebraska. Brains Needed. There was an Irishman who was at work out in the street in the extreme heat with no hat on. A man passing, said: “Don't you know that its bad for the brains to be working out here with no hat?” The Iris’i-an looked up and said, with d'sg.ist. “Be gorry and do you suppose I'd be working out here if I had any brains?”—Ex. Puer et puella Ambulant together, Magna sub umbrella, Vocant de the weather. Very slippery via Friste, triste blunder: Pedes slid from under Cadet on the ground Sees a lot of stellae Adulescens hastens To aid his puellae. “Frustice,” exclamat, “Relinque me alone. Xnmquam dice, mihi. Till you for this atone.” Non diutius, do they Ambulant together. A small boy was given a quarter by Mr. Brown. His mother, who was very particular about politeness, inquired ad to whether the boy had thanked the gentleman. She received no reply. “Bobbie, did you thank Mr. Brown?” she asked again. Still no answer. “Bob, you should have thanked Mr. Brown. Come, dear and tell mother whether you did or not.” There was still a silence. Robert, answer me at once, or 1 will spank you. Robert (sobbing)'—I thanked him, but he told me not to mention it and you made me.—Ex.

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THE OCKSHEPERIDA 1 C Absent Minded. Senior Boy—I heard that yon admitted you were wrong. Junior Girl—1 did. Sonin Boy — Then why not make up? Junior Girl—We can as soon as you apologize. SAD TO REL VIII. A maiden who frequently VIII. Would murmur: “Just pass me a plVTII; Pm much too celestial For viands terrestrial; I’ll have but a kiss and a date. “While strolling by the ’udson. one bloomin’ summer day. I ’ears my lovely little piccaninn es sing!” Another cockney coon song weaves its sentimental refrain about “the dear old cotton fields in South Dakota, where the sweet magnolias bloom.” Teacher—What is a secant? Voice—A line you can’t see. v v v ;« J« • j» 4 • ♦ ♦ 5 ♦ ♦ ♦ • ❖ ♦ ♦ ♦ H ♦ ♦♦♦♦ $ ❖ ❖ ❖ f « Lumbard’s Photos and if you can use more than one dozen, our prices are the lowest in town North Main St. “Across the Creek” Z 7 i Are giving universal satisfaction, ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ 4» ❖ 4MtMf» ♦ ❖ 5 5 • ! ❖ ❖ 5 J .'. Mountain Camp Scene.