Shepherd University - Cohongoroota Yearbook (Shepherdstown, WV)

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. the biggest pitfall of them all: C Pa cm an J or 'iloe Sophomore says . f E ditor's note: The following photographs and story were discovered approximately three months ago, tucked away behind an old, rusty file cabinet in the Yearbook Office. The story, along with the photos were sealed in a plain manila envelope. After curiosity had gotten the best of us, the staff decided to open the envelope. What we found after opening the envelope kstunned all of us,' Here was clear proof that L cafeteria food was being used as furniture and other room decorations by a small, yet powerful groups of students, whose ring- leader was code named Joe Sophomore. After investigations by several members of the yearbook staff, we have ascertained that this evidence was indeed hidden by some unknown employee of the college cafeteria staff. The purpose of this was to cover up the fact that the cafeteria had N in the past, and may still, serve food with two purposes in mind: to feed hungry col- lege students and to start providing students with the basic objects in decorating dormi- tory rooms. ln journalistic fashion, the Yearbook has decided to make these facts public. What was the true meaning behind the cover up? YOU be the judge!! J N . . . stereo headphones don't have to be expensive to be good ! ! l thought I was a virtual outcast from the world of stereophonic headphone listen- ing. While everyone around me was enjoy- ing good music by means of Koss and Sennheiser headphones, l had, well, nothing. That was until I discovered this economical way to enjoy music. With only a coat hanger, two small speakers lavailable at any name-brand ele- tronics storel, an exacto knife, and 2 ham- burger ralls, l made a set of headphones that rivals the best of them. Not only are they cushioned, but they sound great too!! f . . cafeteria hot-dogs add real class'and style to my life! I l've always been one who caters to the tastes and ways of the refined Shepherd women. That's why I look for ways of expressing my individuality in different fashion from other people. When l started smoking cigars, l was turned off by those cigars costing upwards of three cents apiece. They had a good taste, but they just didn't last, and the stench was unbearable!! That's when a friend suggested my present brand. They last foreverll You really stand out in a crowd when you light up one of these bad-boys . ,Same people ask, what about the taste? Well, it's truly the impression factor that l'm after. And the flavor!! Some girls say that it's the barbecue aroma that attracts 'emll ' K def 'W f J 16' Cafeteria Feature J

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-fx FRFDAY mn X H MN' fy? 1 -1 .J . l'lf1 . . . organization is the key word in this desk set! My room used to be a complete mess. lt always took me hours to find just any- thing at all. That's when l got the idea for this Hotdog Roll Desk Set Organizer. No room goes to waste in this little item. This unit has features that will be wel- come on just about any desk: paper-clip bin, coin holder, stamp compartment and memo holder, plus others. A handy little devil, it almost stands up and says Hey, l'm organized!! . . cafeteria meat loaf adds that look of granite to your bookcase. Yes, now you can impress your friends with bookends that have that look of expen- sive stone. But if you want to tell them that those nice looking bookends are made from meatloaf, go right ahead!! Afterall, anyone can brighten that bland looking book- case. All it takes is two pieces of meatloaf and some epoxy glue, and viola! lnstant decor!! Note: when assembled, bookends can be spray-painted to suit personal tastes. K J N u . . . Mystery Meat sandwich saved my Iife. l was walking back to the dorm one night after 'ripping off a sandwich from dinner. Passing by the gym, I heard the sound of screeching brakes. Turning around, I saw a car wildly out of control, coming toward me. l had nothing to protect myself with expect my sandwich, which l im- mediately unwrapped and pointed in the direction of the oncoming car. Thank goodness for that sandwich!! l escaped uninjured, although the car suffered superficial front end damage. All l can say is this food certainly is a credit to the campus!!! story and photos by Todd Willman Cafeteria Feature 17 r N J