Shenango High School - Tomahawk Shen Hi Yearbook (New Castle, PA)

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-CD0 Qin LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of W39W, in 46 individual and distinct parts, being about to pass out of this sphere of education in full possession of a crammed mind, well-trained memory, and almos do make and oublish this, our last will and and making void all former wills or promises fore made, or carelessly spoken, one to the wish of an idle hour. TO IR. JOHNSTON: In an attempt at pert has done for us during our long years at She him a heavy mortgage on our future in the Gr t superhuman understanding, testament, hereby revoking by us at any time hereto- other, as the thoughtless ial payment for all that he nango Hi, we make over to eat Unknown beyond. TO THE JUNIORS: Our Senior dignity. May they uphold it forever, will all due seriousness and gravity, endeav importance, in spite of their natural light- bility. TO THE FACULTY: We bequeath a sweet su and peaceful dreams, also all the amazing kn formation that we have furn1shed.them from t TO THE SOPHOMORES AND FRESHXEN: Any ov may have left adhering to undersides of desk seats, or any other likely or unlikely place to rid ourselves of these in too much haste the most desirable means of disposal, other Ted Adams is one boy in our class who 1 ing a few of those many inches to his brothe studiousness to John Dudash. Since previous trim have failed, Esther Halttunen is gladly large vocabulary to Jim. Now he will have s to say. Vernon Booher leaves his loquacity and Gilson. Dale Baldwin, Harold Kline, and Elm less mischievousness to Elmer Gierllng, Rich --not that these boys need it, however. Saad Spott leaves his charming hair sty basketball team of next year we will the abi oring to realize its vast mindedness and irresponsi- ccession of restful nights owledge and startling ln- lme to time in our tests. erlooked cuds of gum we s, banisters, assembly s. Some times we have had to be able to pick out than our ears. s not Scotch. He is leav- r John and also his quiet efforts to quiet Jim Bin- leaving one-half of her omething, instead of nothing acting ability to George er George leave their reck- ard Donley, and Walter Hoover les to Tom O'Neil. To the lity of Olga Pavelchek, Mary Stolitca, and Ellen Williams, since we couldnlt induce Mr. Barnes to surf render his. Our intelligent Jessie Kennedy and Etta fuse a kiss without being deprived of it, le Hay and Dot Shaffer. To any one who needs 1 bluff. Apply early to avoid the rush. Dorothy Black, Anna Mae McCendless, and of our class, who all observe the same motto yours--leave their pleasing personalities to minus. Jean Sorbo bequeaths her ableness to hairdress to Betty Farrell and Etta Styers. between these two girls, and to be handed do Carl Mclltrot leaves his faithfulness t ample of the faithfulness the underclassmen study. Snyder, who know how to re- ave this ability to Marian t Carl Sager leaves his Jane Cycon, the preachers -Don't squeeze me till I'm any one who feels a little always have an immaculate It is to be divided equally wn to their heirs forever. o Mary Elizabeth as an ex- should have for books and

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470 'Q' CLASS PROPHECY This prophecy takes place in the year 1950 in the home of Madame Zenda, who is stirring something very vigorously in a large kettle. Class Prophet: Oh, Madame Zenda, what are you stirring in that big kettle? Madame Zenda: Ah, my dear, they are the fortunes of those who graduated in the class of '59 from Shenango High School. Class Prophet: I graduated in that class and I'd love to know what my class mates and friends are now doing in 1950. Would you be so kind es to tell me? Madame Zenda: I'll be glad to tell you anything you want to know about your friends. I'll stir up the fortunes and draw them out for you and you read them carefully. Class Prophet: Oh, thank you for your kindness. CThese are the fortunes that Madame Zenda mixed up.J Ted Adamczyk has become a very famous radio star. He specializes in giving advice to the lovelorn and he receives many letters from young men and women Cespecially from Shenangoj asking for advice on their love problems. Dale Baldwin is a noted music teacher and orchestra leader. His orchestra is leased by Waldorf Astoria Hotel for all big events. Vernon Booher is one of the bravest lion tamers in the world. He is now traveling with Ringling Brothers' Circus. Edna Califeto is the most graceful dancer that has ever danced at Roxy'e Theater in New York City. Howard Currie, whose name is now Monsieur Henri Curie, is fast becoming the leading hair stylist for Hollywood stars. If they don't have wavy hair, he makes it wavy, and he also specializes in changing the color of the star's hair quickly. Harold Klinisky CHarold Klinel is the Russian director of the two very famous ballet dancers, Carl Lundeen and Garnetta Cameron. These two blond Ncrsemen became world famous under the direction of Harold Klinisky. Francis Pitzer has become the chauffeur for County Superintendent G. W. Johnston. Francis was chosen from a very long list of applicants because of his wide knowledge of the backroads of Lawrence County. Helen Crudell is now the well paid bus driver for South NewfCsstle Borough. Martin Dunn is the head chef in Waldorf Astoria Hotel, New York City. His main dish is Baldwin Delight. Leona St. John is the world known Metropolitan Gran Opera Star. Jane Cycon is the most annoying filibuster in Congress. She has been fili- bustering for the past two years on a law requiring Senators to wear their hats to and from meetings. Robert Darwin is the constable for South New Castle Borough. He has a hard job capturing all the criminals that are running around. He chases them in his old Model A Ford that he used tod ive to school. Madeline Duckworth is now a missionary in the South Seas. She reported this spring that grass skirts are all the style. Jean Fiore is a Double for Shirley Temple, who is now the most famous Hollywood star alive. Margaret Wolosozyn is the most romantic star in Hollywood. She has left a long trail of broken hearts behind her from New York to Hollywood. Elmer George has started a new comic strip in the New Castle Newspaper. It is called HBr1ng1ng Up Pop,n and is based on the life story of hr. G. W. Johnston, County Superintendent. Esther Halttunen is the head seamstress for the W. P. A. She tried for six years to get through college and failed, so she entered work that doesn't require too much mental work. Marjorie Houk is the Hermitress of Castlewood. She retired from the world and entered into solitary confinement after her unfortunate High School love affair. Helen Joki is the outstanding stooge on Jack Benny's Sunday Night Broadcast. Jessie Kennedy, the man hater, is now at the head of the Almira Home for old ladies.

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'30 Qi i Saad Spott is kept busy writing love letters for all the girls in Clifton Flats. Gerald Mooney is the sound effects man in the studio of the great broad- casting station WKST. Jennie Marttala and Jean Sorbo run the Marttala-Sorbo Fix-Everything Shop. Jennie specializes in repairing typewriters and fixing toys, and Jean tunes pianos and mends hose. Bette Waddington is the very charming snake charmer at all County Fairs. Mary Stolitca and Olga Pavelchek are professional picketers. They are called on first at'aIl big labor strikes and travel all over the country. Emily Ross has been the head of Shenango's English Department for several years now. She is replacing Miss Cowmeadow. The strain of the commencement activities of 1939 was too much forfand she is now an inmate of Polk. Imogene Wallace owns a large ranch in Southwestern Texas. She spends most of her time rounding up her stolen cattle. Mary Pavlich is the most astounding criminal lawyer in the Western Hemi- sohere. Her decisions are always severe, so be careful what kind of a case you call her for. Alice Koski was the last Pennsylvania Senator elected for the United States Senate. It has been rumored that she has given up the idea of marriage for a career. Her motto is: nPol1t1cs are more exciting than men.N I wonder. Carl Sager is now at the head of Shenango's playground. They say he has a great deal of patience with the children, expecially trying to keep them from falling from windows. NeLee Hart is at the head of New Castle's street cleaning department. She believes that a woman's work begins at home, so she to clean streets. is starting in New Castle Bill Reitz was chosen as one of the ten best dressed men ln America. He is now running an exclusive clothing store in New York City. Ellen Williams is the head librarian at Carnegie Library. She has become as quiet and subdued as the fossils in the nearby museum. Anna Mae McCandless is the most daring woman parachute Jumper alive. She employs the aviatrlx, Marie Ross, to pilot her plane as high up in the air as it will possibly go. Marian Stelter is the newly elected mayor of the constantly growing city of Castlewood. Since Castlewood has grown to be such a large city, it needs a police department. Dale McConahy is now at the head of the large police force in this metropolis of Western Pennsylvania. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Mclltrot, nee Mary Elizabeth gers of the Lawrence County Poor Farm. They have a get into the ooorfarm to live unless you are rich. worked very well. To date they have no inmates. Mills, are the new mana- new ruling that you can't So far this rule has Edward Pragacz was elected supervising principal of Shenango High School after Mr. Johnston was promoted to the office of County Superintendent. Mae Kerr has taken Mr. Beatty's place as head of the Science department. Shenango has a very well equipped laboratory now since Mr. Beatty has made his first million by inventing a weather controlling machine. Etta Snyder is a saleswoman traveling over the is selling Mr.-Beatty's weather controlling machine traption holding only two ounces of water. When it is made the way it is wanted. Louis Kender has invented a contraption useful It is a way to keep people awake during sermons and country in a trailer. She which is a very small con- is set outside, the weather to preachers and teachers. lectures. Madame Zenda: That was the last member of 1959's Senior Class. I hope you are satisfied now, knowing what your schoolmates are all doing. Class Prophet: Thank you, Madame Zenda, for your time and valuable infor- mation. I think probably they are all happily occupied now.