Shenango High School - Tomahawk Shen Hi Yearbook (New Castle, PA)

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470 'Q' CLASS PROPHECY This prophecy takes place in the year 1950 in the home of Madame Zenda, who is stirring something very vigorously in a large kettle. Class Prophet: Oh, Madame Zenda, what are you stirring in that big kettle? Madame Zenda: Ah, my dear, they are the fortunes of those who graduated in the class of '59 from Shenango High School. Class Prophet: I graduated in that class and I'd love to know what my class mates and friends are now doing in 1950. Would you be so kind es to tell me? Madame Zenda: I'll be glad to tell you anything you want to know about your friends. I'll stir up the fortunes and draw them out for you and you read them carefully. Class Prophet: Oh, thank you for your kindness. CThese are the fortunes that Madame Zenda mixed up.J Ted Adamczyk has become a very famous radio star. He specializes in giving advice to the lovelorn and he receives many letters from young men and women Cespecially from Shenangoj asking for advice on their love problems. Dale Baldwin is a noted music teacher and orchestra leader. His orchestra is leased by Waldorf Astoria Hotel for all big events. Vernon Booher is one of the bravest lion tamers in the world. He is now traveling with Ringling Brothers' Circus. Edna Califeto is the most graceful dancer that has ever danced at Roxy'e Theater in New York City. Howard Currie, whose name is now Monsieur Henri Curie, is fast becoming the leading hair stylist for Hollywood stars. If they don't have wavy hair, he makes it wavy, and he also specializes in changing the color of the star's hair quickly. Harold Klinisky CHarold Klinel is the Russian director of the two very famous ballet dancers, Carl Lundeen and Garnetta Cameron. These two blond Ncrsemen became world famous under the direction of Harold Klinisky. Francis Pitzer has become the chauffeur for County Superintendent G. W. Johnston. Francis was chosen from a very long list of applicants because of his wide knowledge of the backroads of Lawrence County. Helen Crudell is now the well paid bus driver for South NewfCsstle Borough. Martin Dunn is the head chef in Waldorf Astoria Hotel, New York City. His main dish is Baldwin Delight. Leona St. John is the world known Metropolitan Gran Opera Star. Jane Cycon is the most annoying filibuster in Congress. She has been fili- bustering for the past two years on a law requiring Senators to wear their hats to and from meetings. Robert Darwin is the constable for South New Castle Borough. He has a hard job capturing all the criminals that are running around. He chases them in his old Model A Ford that he used tod ive to school. Madeline Duckworth is now a missionary in the South Seas. She reported this spring that grass skirts are all the style. Jean Fiore is a Double for Shirley Temple, who is now the most famous Hollywood star alive. Margaret Wolosozyn is the most romantic star in Hollywood. She has left a long trail of broken hearts behind her from New York to Hollywood. Elmer George has started a new comic strip in the New Castle Newspaper. It is called HBr1ng1ng Up Pop,n and is based on the life story of hr. G. W. Johnston, County Superintendent. Esther Halttunen is the head seamstress for the W. P. A. She tried for six years to get through college and failed, so she entered work that doesn't require too much mental work. Marjorie Houk is the Hermitress of Castlewood. She retired from the world and entered into solitary confinement after her unfortunate High School love affair. Helen Joki is the outstanding stooge on Jack Benny's Sunday Night Broadcast. Jessie Kennedy, the man hater, is now at the head of the Almira Home for old ladies.

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CD0 c,1::lP Have you ever been frightened in study hall by a loud clank? You needn't have gotten scared it was only Edna Califsto closing her month after she finished talking. CPoss1ble--finish ta1king?J Whenever Mr. Canan wants any information on how to play the slot machines, all he has to do is to refer to Ed. Pragacz. Any luck lately, Ed? Marian Stelter is the slowest thing! She averages only 1,679 words a minute--talking, of course. Just as x plus x plus x equals O Cwhen x is equal to oy so does Dale McConahy plus Bob Darwin plus Carl Sager equal Nnobody home.U Isn't mathematics wonderful? Everytime I hear NeLee Hart, I have half a notion to comfort her by saying, WI would not have thee linger in thy pa1n.' It's a pity that some women have been given sohmuch to say. hhy, Helen Joki and Marie Ross have been known to say something as many as two times a week! Jessie Kennedy is a heart-breaker--which only goes to prove that most boys are very unintelligent. Carl Lundeen has been our class's most efficient secretary. How many times did I write the minutes for you, Carl? Mary Stolitca and Olga Pavelchek are really Hback-breakers.n They break their own backs patting them for their basketball ability. Mae Kerr is so small that she has to report to the office personally every day so as not to be counted absent. Sometimes I wonder if Carl Mclltrot isn't Irish--he gets so green when anyone evenllooks at Mary Elizabeth. As for the young lady, she's ture blue. Yes, and even TOO blue--when she forgets to stay at home on test days! 'What the teachers don't know about what report cardln Mary Bavlich is just another writer On behalf of the reading public I demand national. Whenever Jane Cycon gets started on Madeline Duckworth is the world's best bluffer. Her philosophy is, I don't know won't hurt my whose works will go unappreciated. a pony and a new Pavlich Inter- one of her high-pressure sales talks, only one title describes her--nGone With the Wind.' Imogene Wallace is the ost optomistic person I've ever known. Doesn't the saying go, nlgnorance is bliss? Il Garnetta Cameron is Scotch. By way of compliment we might remark that the Scotch are a VERY thrifty people. At last, Dorothy Black. She will make she does a lot and accomplishes nothing. 9. Oh yes, and there's still Lewis Kender. it'll only disturb his pleasant slumber. So, my dear friends, perhaps now you c a perfect genius among all these imperfects Bn wonderful teacher in that But I mustn't knock him-- appreciate the feelings of I alone can remain unknocked for I alone can take the plank from the eye of my iuddy, there being not even a splinter in mine! farlwi?

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-CD0 Qin LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of W39W, in 46 individual and distinct parts, being about to pass out of this sphere of education in full possession of a crammed mind, well-trained memory, and almos do make and oublish this, our last will and and making void all former wills or promises fore made, or carelessly spoken, one to the wish of an idle hour. TO IR. JOHNSTON: In an attempt at pert has done for us during our long years at She him a heavy mortgage on our future in the Gr t superhuman understanding, testament, hereby revoking by us at any time hereto- other, as the thoughtless ial payment for all that he nango Hi, we make over to eat Unknown beyond. TO THE JUNIORS: Our Senior dignity. May they uphold it forever, will all due seriousness and gravity, endeav importance, in spite of their natural light- bility. TO THE FACULTY: We bequeath a sweet su and peaceful dreams, also all the amazing kn formation that we have furn1shed.them from t TO THE SOPHOMORES AND FRESHXEN: Any ov may have left adhering to undersides of desk seats, or any other likely or unlikely place to rid ourselves of these in too much haste the most desirable means of disposal, other Ted Adams is one boy in our class who 1 ing a few of those many inches to his brothe studiousness to John Dudash. Since previous trim have failed, Esther Halttunen is gladly large vocabulary to Jim. Now he will have s to say. Vernon Booher leaves his loquacity and Gilson. Dale Baldwin, Harold Kline, and Elm less mischievousness to Elmer Gierllng, Rich --not that these boys need it, however. Saad Spott leaves his charming hair sty basketball team of next year we will the abi oring to realize its vast mindedness and irresponsi- ccession of restful nights owledge and startling ln- lme to time in our tests. erlooked cuds of gum we s, banisters, assembly s. Some times we have had to be able to pick out than our ears. s not Scotch. He is leav- r John and also his quiet efforts to quiet Jim Bin- leaving one-half of her omething, instead of nothing acting ability to George er George leave their reck- ard Donley, and Walter Hoover les to Tom O'Neil. To the lity of Olga Pavelchek, Mary Stolitca, and Ellen Williams, since we couldnlt induce Mr. Barnes to surf render his. Our intelligent Jessie Kennedy and Etta fuse a kiss without being deprived of it, le Hay and Dot Shaffer. To any one who needs 1 bluff. Apply early to avoid the rush. Dorothy Black, Anna Mae McCendless, and of our class, who all observe the same motto yours--leave their pleasing personalities to minus. Jean Sorbo bequeaths her ableness to hairdress to Betty Farrell and Etta Styers. between these two girls, and to be handed do Carl Mclltrot leaves his faithfulness t ample of the faithfulness the underclassmen study. Snyder, who know how to re- ave this ability to Marian t Carl Sager leaves his Jane Cycon, the preachers -Don't squeeze me till I'm any one who feels a little always have an immaculate It is to be divided equally wn to their heirs forever. o Mary Elizabeth as an ex- should have for books and