Shellsburg High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Shellsburg, IA)

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Jones g Ronald Beatty: 'Doing anything Saturday n1ght?' Aileen Evens: 'Nope 'Could I use your soap?' is Cress: 'What do you think would go well with my new purple and green socks?' I Carole Doty: 'Hip boots.' Undertaker Wilt with the aged at a funeral: 'And how old are you, s1r?' Aged Mourner McClintock' 'I'm 98 ' Undertaker Wilt: 'Hardly worth going home, is 1t?' qv? Dick Hyde: 'I wonder why a girl can't catch a ball like a man.' Belva Keith Duane Wilt: 'Oh, a man is so much bigger and easier to catch.' Robertson: 'Why did the foreman fire-you?' e Wilt: ' Well, you know the foreman is the man who stands around and watches the others work.' Keith: 'Yes, anyone knows that. But why did he fire you?' Duane: 'He got jealous of me. A lot of the fellows thought I was the foreman.' Judge Hayes: 'If I hear any further shall have the person out the door.' Prisoner McCulley: 'Y1ppee, hooray, Donna Nleland trying to maneuver her banged into the car ahead, then into disturbance in this court, I causing the disturbance thrown whoopee!' li oar out of a parking space X the car behind, and finally, culling into the street, struck a passing delivery truck., , Q Policeman Ludden who had been watching, approached her. Q . 'Let's see your l1cense,' he demanded. , I' 'Don't be silly, off1cer,' she said, There once was a girl named Harris Whom nothing could ever embarrass,: 'T11 the bath salts one day, 1 In the bath where she lay, , Turned out to be Plaster of Paris. 'Who'd give me a l1cense?'. Prof: Belken: I believe you missed my class yesterday. Student Dean Keith: Why, no, I didnlt. Not in the least. Prof. Johnson: 'Sh1rley, why does Missouri stand at the head in mule-raising in the United States?' Shirley Anderson: 'Because the other end is dangerous.' Q Bob Bonesteel: 'Let'e out class and take in a mov1e.' Donald Beatty: 'Can't do it, old man. I need the sleep.' Judge Brehm: 'Now tell the court how you cane to take the car.' Marjorie B.: .'Vell, the car was parked in front of the cemetery. so naturally I thought the owner was dead ' 39

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