Shelby High School - Coyote Yearbook (Shelby, MT)

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Hollywood Brll Newhouse top movte reporter announced today rn a copy rtghted artrcle that Clmton Alexander has deftnrtely b en s1qned wtth Metro and also that Mtss Wanda l-loffbeclc Metro s latest lt atrl wtll not marry Alexander as was rumored Washlngton Robert Whetr drplomat to Germany arrrved tn the Capttal Ctty today When asked as to the srtuatron across the puddle Mr Whetr sard Add a few letters on Nazr and you have Nazrattna wh1ch covers the whole sltuatron ChlCUgO Evelyn Allen well known phystclst announced that she would soon dlsclose to the public her new theory on radtoacttvtty Husband Duane Metre ays he doesnt understand 1t but stnce hrs wtte does tt must be true New York Bob IVlcNamer drrector of the Phllharmomc Sympathy Orchestra announced that he had enqaaed Wesley Bentamrn as hrs new sousaphone solots Barbara lohnson who has 1ust completed a seven month course tn a botler factory ts now ready to take a posttton tn the orchestra Flash The latest reports of the world famous avratrrx Ruth Larson was that she IS now tlytna over the F111 lslands Mrss Larson ts mal-:ma thts fltqht to try out her new mventton that stupendous revolutlonary tdea the fltck o plane Thrs rs a new rdea 1n atrplanes for 1t has no motor the tall has been elrmtnated and the fuselaae ts left at the arrport Notre Dame-Mary Mtddlesworth has enrolled tn Notre Dame Unrversrty as acklmo dummy and ts spendtnq her ttme ttahttna the ftahttnq lr1sh Havre--Doctors today were sttll sltahtly dazed over the strange condttton of lean McCorm1ck who was brouaht to the hospttal late today for treatment Mlss lflcCorm1ck was playtnq and smqtna a popular sonq today for the Columbta Broadcasttnq Co when suddenly she began chantma a wetrd chant lt was ftnally dtscovered that her tonque was stuck on the Feedle Backy Sockle tart rn Hold Ttaht Bcxltunore-Dorothy Lane was appotnted head of the Bell telephone stall of phone arrls Mtss Lane wtll be remembered for her Vorce Xtfrth The Gtaqle Kansas Clty Dr Betty W1ll1ams has announced to a wartrna world today the def1n1t1on of a lauah a smtle that broke San Franclsco Welfare head Mtss Oltvra l-lasauet satled today for Chma where she wrll attempt to patch up soldrers Her carqo tncluded two cases of bottles Wrth whtch she w1ll use to put new sptrrts tn to the men Shelby Lorann Wells the g1rl who ts always askma why ftnally found out Iowa Cxty Mtss Vtrqtnta Nelson was awarded the Hoa Callrnq Champronshrp of South Center County tn a charnptonshtp match yesterday ChlCQqO Secretary of Yards Dorothy Scholz adv1ses all farmers tnterested n purchasrno hogs to rematn at thetr homes unt1l the stampede at the yards s accounted for Sax- Franc1sco Mrss Dorothy Brshoff tnformed the press late today that she has recently staned a contract to tom Mtss Sally Bands new show Mtss tshoff wtll be head txcket seller Ill .. , I - ' Q . V . 1 11 11 . . 1 1 ' 1 1 . . . . 11 . , . 1 1 1 1 . 1 . ' 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 Q 1 . . . .., , , . T 1 1 L. , - 1 1 1 T 1 1 A . . 1 . 11 . 11 I A -Ab, - - A 1 1 1 1 I l. 1 . 11 . 11 1 . 11 . 11 N . 1 . 1 11 1 1 1 11 I A . .. 11 1 11 ' 1 1 Y, . . . 1 1 11 1 1 11 . i 1 1 - t, . T 1 1 A. . 1 . 1 . 1 . U. 1 . 11 D fy

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CLASS PRGPHECY This is the Columbia Broadcasting Company At this trrne we present to you the March of Trmel MUSIC New York David Thorn was lard to rest todav in the Brooklyn navy yards after being on display in Penney s store window for I3 days Mr Thorn who x as a promrnent actor wrll be well remembered for hrs interpretations of such parts as The Knock on the Door The Vorce rn the Other Boom and The Dead Man Mrs Thorn nee Evelyn Henderson ard I do not know what I ll do now trll I frnd the amount of insurance left Lo Angeles Helen Hey of the famous Hey Hey Girls arrived in this crty today to prepare for the opening of her famous Bar Nothing Banch The tnly statement for the press Mrss Hey had was No nude is bad n ws I L ddrtron to Mrss Hey s setup some of the other exhibits are Voarl Addy and Howard Bashors pre dunked doughnuts Iune Hoyts Knee lVlcIsaughlrnD tap dancing twins Forrest Bussells famed Dead Cat band staring CGCII CP1pJ Polrng on hrs drums and Betty fYa Manl Polrng as the songbrrd of th Bockres I ll bet the Greeks had a brrd for rt Rome After a I2 year self imposed exrle Bob Tomlinson bcarded th ll S S S S today bound for America where he wrll contact publrshers fo Berlm Reports received today rndrcated that Duane Eredell Hitler s protege wrll be ready to step into hrs boots as soon as twelve more whrskcrs are ac curred on hrs upp r lip Duane has Just finished a book on the story of hr trite the former Eleanor Hucklberry entrtled Mein Kamp Lhrcago Mrss Boma Martin was arrested toaay for pan handling When the fase wa investigated rt was found that she worked on the night shrlt of tne Good Sheperd Hospital The case was drsmrssed Shelby Tonrght rn a grand ceremony Mrss Maxine Mallette was uwarded the Gold Medal of Bunrons as the usher longest in active service To your cor respondent Mrss Mallette remarked quote Nuts unquote Phrladelphicx Don Edwards who recently retrred on money acquired from testimonials for the Prckatrdbrt toothprck company toaay announced that he and Mrss Annaleen Hemmer were to be married next ndonth Mrss Hemrner stated that she would rule wrth Arm and Hammer so da husband wont get rdeas and leave her flat as he did that vrvacrous Betty Bonn last rnonth Mrss Bohn rs going to press charges Mld Atlcmhc Mrss Gerry Hasguet was rescued today from her turned over shrp where she has been for ten days by the Coast Guard Cutter U S S lurk named after the late Senator Alan Turk of Sorgam Center The accident is strll a mystery for Mrss Hasauer ever since her hrgh school days has had w reputatron for being such a good skipper Government Agent Drck Kava r agh sard an inquiry wrll be started I14I . T ' ' ' I If I , 4 I I I A ' ' ' e n rr ' ' ' ' , ' ' : , - I ' ' I ' f X fx T ' ' , 1 C ..... , ' , ' r the printing of his autobiography, The History of Natural Gas. A l . 4 I l A J T r I . , ' e ' . ' ' ' f .. . . . 1 - . -, 1 S ' ' , ' - ' ' ' V I - r. I - 1

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CLASS WILL We the senlor Class of l939 belng sound ot rntnd and trrrn ot purpos ,lo hereby declare th1s to be our last wtll and testarnent all other wtlls belng null and votd Vearl Addy w1ll hls share ot the bratn trust t No n an Bott Cllnton Alexande wtlls Buth Woldtvedt to anv sophornore who thtnlcs he can get her Evelyn Allen wtlls her supertor work 1n physlcs to any gtrl loollsh enough to take the sublect Howard Bashor wrlts hrs solt slctn and superb Cornplenon to loe Krncard Wesley BerJa n J ls he ausaphone to anyo e who thtnlcs hes org enough to take tt and7 Betty Bohn ata Alan Turk dont wll anythmg they ar taktng each other Don Edwaras x 1 s ln thptclc to Gab w Cl rrx Duane Freaell wr hrs Hot Arr to the s hoo n hopes that they Cat keep the butldtna war n next wtnter to stay on o strtct at Gltvta Hasaue I lls her owung alot tty t Lour e Pett grew tGreat re ducer Loutsell Annaleen Hemmer has noth1ng to grve away but wrll gtve her abrlrty as o pranrst to anyone tar a small remuneratton Evelyn Henderson wtlls her nrclcnarne Scotty t her brother Btll Ther wtll be no ntsunders andtng now that she s graduat ng Helen Hey wrlls her graceful carnage to Elna Vadnats Wanda Holtbeck vttlls her way wtth Mtss Dunster to Lee W1ll1s Eleanor Huclclel erry altas Blueberry Blaclcber y or Iuneberry wllls er name to the Calttornra Erutt Growers Cooperattv Exchange Barbara lonhson wn s her sharp tongue and lox abl personaltty to Marthc Garcltpee lean Kalbtlelsch wrlls her band baton and new oana un1torm to Arthur W1gen Dtclc Kavanagh W1 ls hrs ltne on photography to Marty trovatten Dorothy Lane wtll her drrnples to Anrta Nokeloy every l1ttle brt helps I If I , I I ' I I e I' I s I 'I I II o r .1 . I I I I I I 'I I I 1' nn vtl a t . st n X . I ' I A YI I l ' I e I 7 . I II I , I II I ,I I . rl- ..s .oo ,pf uc I ' Ills 'L II I . -C al 1 r a I Geraldine Hasauet wills her pertect figure to any ireshrnan who prornises . g . Yet. ' I twfil 7 5 I' fl! O S. ll . I - ' I ' I - ' a I ,I I , I I Q I I I r., I I h , I I I I e . II, . I t f e z I I I I . I I! . ,I I II m I s I I Q A-f I I . 7