Sheffield High School - Sentinel Pines Yearbook (Sheffield, MA)

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Article 9. Sid Eichstedt wills to Joey Macchi his constant teasing of the girls. Stop putting her pigtails in the ink, Joey ! ! Article 10. Priscilla He wins wills her baton to anyone who wants to be a future majorette. You ' ll be sorry! Article 11. Francis Bernoi leaves his shyness towards girls to Tommy Kradel. Girls beware! Article 12. Juanita Jackson leaves her athletic ability to her brother Bobby. Article 13. John Coon relinguishes his supply of gum and candy to any boy who can chew and eat at the same time and get away with it. Article 14. Donny Hart bestows his right to throw everything fr om chalk to shoes to Jack Wells. Watch out, Jack F-R-I-I-S! ! ! Article 15. Timothy Somes leaves his ability to argue to his brother Teddy who already has had a few lessons. Article 16. Carol Bennett leaves her love for good music to Helen Woodbeck, Be sure you can read notes, Helen — believe me, it helps! and We, being underage, do hereby sign this unlawful will, in this year of 1955, and do declare all previous wills void. Rebekah Oh My Goodness Somes Jim What are you doing, you guys? Larkin Barbara Oh, that ' s right Rice Ruth Well, after all Clark Bill Well, now Preston Leno Who said so? Bernoi Bernice Where ' s my pocketbook? Penziner John Ugh, let me see Adams Sid I don ' t think so Eichstedt Priscilla That ' s real cool Hewins Francis Quiet down Bernoi John Got some gum? Coon Donny When do we eat? Hart Timothy What of it? Somes Carol Are you kidding? Benne

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Class Will We, the last class of Sheffield High School, being of bright minds and well- shaped bodies, do solemnly bequeath all our many abilities which are too nu- merous to mention on this page to the unfortunate people who have yet to obtain their releases: SECTION I Article 1. The Senior class wills and bequeaths its friendliness, ambition and good humor to the class of 56. Article 2. To the class of ' 57 we will the power to stand up to the next year seniors. Article 3. To the Freshman class we will the right to dust the group pictures in the hall once a week and ours every day. Article 4. To all future classes we leave a map so that they can find their way around the new school. SECTION n Article 1. To Mr. Thiel we leave a few extra inches so he won ' t have to look up to his future basketball team. Article 2. To Mrs. Armstrong we will a lock and key so that she can keep the boys out when she is giving timings. Article 3. To Mrs. Rhoades we give a big clock so it will remind her of the times she had to check up on the hall monitors. Article 4. To Professor Barrette we will a new band uniform so when he exhales he won ' t pop the buttons. Article 5. To Mr. Trocchi we leave a dual-controlled car because the present one won ' t be worth much when we get through with it. Article 6. To Mr. Friis we give an experiment book to conicide with his Chemistry book. Article 7. To Mrs. Rorabackwe leave packs of tracing paper so her future seventh and eighth grades will always have enough for their projects. Article 8. To Mr. Mielke we will an office that he can call his very own. Article 9. To Millie we leave a meter so she can check up on the people who are going over the daily lunch quota. Article 10. To Mr. Cane we leave a helicopter so that when he takes the de- tention students home, he can just drop them out, SECTION m Article 1. Rebekah Somes wills her ability to portray old maids to Sally Preston and hopes she won ' t take it too seriously. Article 2. Jim Larkin leaves his ability to look innocent to Stevie Macchi. You wouldn ' t do anything wrong anyway, would you, Stevie ? ? ? ? Article 3. Barbara Rice wills and bequeaths a bottle of hair bleach to Margaret Golden so that she can keep up with the styles! A different shade each week! Article 4. Leno Bernoi hands his quietness to Bobby Clark who could use some ! Article 5. Ruth Clark wills her friendly Hi to Zee Card. Article 6. Bill Preston wills his ability to attract the opposite sex to Jerry Brazee. Be careful, Jerry, it may prove dangerous. Article 7. John Adams wills his title as Class Chauffeur to Phil Ball. Be sure you have plenty of gas, Phil! Article 8. Bernice Penziner and her pocketbook just leave -?

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Class Prophecy How ' re you coming with that hole, Tots? It ' s coming. This knife Somes gave to me for a graduation present never would cut anything and twenty years hasn ' t helped it. The only reason the Warden let me keep it was that it wouldn ' t cut butter. Here, Adams, you work on this hole. Me? Yes, you! After all you got us into this jail by fastening Mr. Friis to the flagpole the night before graduation. I thought it was a dummy and pulled it up to the top. But they never would have thought anything about that if you hadn ' t pushed Mr. Thiel off the top of The Empire State Building during our class trip. Listen, you thought of the idea. Turn on the radio. Okay! (Click) (Hummmmmmmmmmmmm)( The last few notes of a high screechy voice roar into the cell. ) That, audience, was that GREAT soprano Carol Bennett. Hers was a long, hard struggle, but she made it. From street corners to that famous voice school, Sing Sing, to the movies, to television and the final step— to radio. Last on our show is that famous hill billy singer, Nita Jackson, with her guitar player, Barby Rice. They ' ll play that popular favorite, THREE BLIND MICE. (A noise that sounds almost like a song then issues from the radio). And with that lovely song we close the curtain on our show today. Re- member our motto:- ' The Sweetest Music the Other Side of— - ' .Good night, everyone. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we hear from the distinguished President of this radio station, Col. William Preston. He has another important speech for us, --Colonel Preston. Ladies and Gentlemen, what I am about to tell you is extremely im- portant. --This state is rotten; this city is rotten; this country is rotten; this world is rotten. I end with an important message -this speech is rotten! And there, ladies and gentlemen, you have heard from that great Ameri- can, Col. William Preston. Now. The news I Good evening. The news tonight is sad, -very sad. Presi- dent Larkin made a very important speech today. It called for-but here, in his own words, is the speech. Friends, citizens, countrymen, -lend me your money! I come to beg for it, not to borrow it. I ' m broke, PLEASE pay your taxes. A-up! That was the President at his news conference today. From Hollywood comes the news that the star of Gone With the Breeze , Bernice Taylor Penzi- ner, is about to marry for the fifth time. This time it will be the popular crooner, Terry Hobo. The news behind the news tonight is from Skunk Hollow, The Kentucky Hills. Seems a lady by the name of Mrs. Priscilla Hewins just had her sixth set of quadruplets. By golly, it ' ll take plenty of Good Old Mountain Dew to keep that family goin . Now for happenings in the world of sports. Don Hart sped around the track at the Indianapolis speedway today at a record speed of 413. 3 miles per hour in his atom-powered racer. Climbing from the car, his first vords were, I ' m car sick. Slugger Johnny Coon of the Denver Dumb-Bells was named to the